Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

"Take a guess, is this true?"

Completely fed up with being mocked, Jeremy stood up instantly and started cursing at the clown.

The clown seemed to have been exposed again, and he scurried over to Jeremy.

He shoved the grenade into his hand.

Upon feeling the icy touch, Jeremy, a former soldier, froze for a moment.

He swears to God, this is the real deal.

His thumb rested on the fuse, and he shakily placed the grenade in front of him.

Upon seeing it clearly, he almost collapsed, but the clown grabbed him.

"Be careful, people can really die."

Nolan was completely dumbfounded. What the hell was this "testing" thing?

Where the hell did this living ancestor come from?

He dared not approach, and could only say in a trembling voice, "Shen Mo, don't be impulsive. Jerif was only a little irritable because of your rudeness."

A moment of silence followed, and the clown, as if struggling with a dual personality, stood motionless on the ground for a long time.

He licked his scarlet lips and gave a sorrowful smile.

"It's okay."

"It's okay."

"Then let's find someone to dance."

He muttered a couple of sentences to himself and then pulled out a Walkman.

Press the play button.

With a crackling sound of electricity, the content playing on the Walkman was chilling.

"Please, spare me, Mr. Clown! I'll tell you anything you want to know..."

After the crackling recording finished playing, he gave an awkward smile to everyone.

"Hahaha... I put it in the wrong place, don't worry."

I rewound the tape and pressed play again.

"You damned bastard, just kill me, cut me off..."

He chuckled dryly twice.

"They're all rather disobedient."

"A small punishment is definitely necessary."

A chill ran through everyone's hearts, and a noblewoman slumped into her chair as if she had fainted.

The song played again was Shen Mo's rendition of "Li Xianglan".

The clown walked to the limp noblewoman, bowed politely, ignored the fear on her face, and pulled her up to start jumping.

While dancing, the clown pretended to whisper to the lady, but everyone in the audience could hear him clearly.

He pointed to his face.

"He's alive. You're the ones who woke him up. I couldn't control myself."

"You are responsible."

The dance ended.

They gracefully escorted the trembling noblewoman back home.

Slapping his forehead, the clown said, "I forgot I had a pull ring."

After saying that, he started rummaging through things in front of Jeremy.

He kept rummaging through his pockets to find various odds and ends.

Three gold teeth, a finger, two ears, and a bloody, mangled mess.

Finally, they found the pull tab and presented it to Jeremy like a treasure.

He looked at Jeremy with a smile and carefully inserted the pull ring.

He shoved all the loose items into his pocket and then took the grenade from Jeremy's hand.

He asked, "Is my audition over?"

Jeremy nodded fearfully.

Nolan quickly said, "Cut! Silence! The audition is complete."

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

After speaking, he glanced meaningfully at everyone, as if trying to remember each and every one of them.

......

Anne Hathaway carefully removed the face paint from Shen Mo's face.

Each peeling of paint is like a part of the demon called the clown being removed.

A touch of life returned to Shen Mo.

Shen Mo's hands also began to wander, constantly roaming between the high and firm.

"Am I your girlfriend now?"

What do you think?

"I think so."

"I'm poor and not famous at all."

"I don't care."

"I'm going back to China tomorrow."

"Aren't we waiting for the audition results?"

"We've done everything we were supposed to do."

"Could you take me to see it?"

"You don't want your career anymore?"

"You need to rest for a few days."

"OK."

......

On the third day after Shen Mo returned to China, he received a call from Nolan.

I only asked one question: if the role of the Joker were given to Shen Mo, would he be willing to sign a contract to ensure the committee's safety, and would he be willing to have four security guards accompany him throughout the filming?

Isn't this unfair to honest people?

Shen Mo also wanted to discuss his gentlemanly conduct with Nolan.

The other party told him directly that there were rumors circulating in Jinshan recently that a ruthless man dressed as a clown had taken down several notorious gangs.

This also involves settling scores later.

After discussing the details with Nolan, the collaboration was finalized.

Feeling Anne Hathaway's curves on her back drew the attention of countless tourists on the Great Wall.

My schedule has been incredibly packed these past few days.

Shen Mo first led Annie to the Heroes' Monument to atone for her sins. As for what sins, all foreigners are sins.

Then the flag is raised and the national anthem is sung.

After the patriotic education was over, I would ride my bicycle and take her to eat all sorts of delicious food.

Annie started complaining when she felt she had gained weight. Besides bothering Shen Mo at night, she would insist on climbing the Great Wall.

He started to refuse halfway up the mountain, so I had to silently carry him on my back.

Domestic media went crazy, and airfares to Beijing skyrocketed.

It's not that no other foreign celebrities have come here, nor is it that Annie is a big star.

The main thing is that these two people were just like any other young couple, casually strolling around on the main street.

The photos are not only usable domestically, but now foreign media outlets are also waving their money and scrambling to buy them.

After a great deal of effort, he finally led the foreign woman down the Great Wall.

Once he realized the bicycle was gone again, Shen Mo couldn't be bothered to look for it anymore.

The two sat on a bench, sipping iced tea, waiting for the swallows to take the cable car.

"Big Niu'er! This drink is delicious!"

Foreigners, they've never seen the world.

Sigh, I've been feeling really empty these past few days. Jay Chou isn't answering my calls. Either he's trying to show off, or he misses Da Ni.

Shen Mo borrowed paper and pen from the water-selling lady and quickly wrote a handwritten note.

"Wishing Jay Chou a speedy end to his single life."

He shouted at the reporter who was hiding to the side, pretending to be a tourist.

"Hey you, get ready for an exclusive shoot."

In an instant, countless long guns and short cannons were set up.

If Li Yunlong had had this firepower back then, he would have dared to attack Taiyuan.

Holding Annie in his arms, and having the beautiful girl hold the cue cards, Shen Mo started to flirt with her.

Annie finished the iced tea in Shen Mo's mouth, then said shyly, "Da Niu'er, is the name of your movie written on the sign?"

He slapped the silly woman across the face and explained the words on the sign to her.

Annie laughed so hard she was shaking, and kept punching Shen Mo's chest.

Since arriving in China, Annie felt that Shen Mo had suppressed all his negative emotions and transformed into a sunny, cheerful young man.

At first she didn't understand, but when she and Shen Mo walked the streets at three in the morning, she understood.

Since arriving in China, apart from constantly losing my bicycle, everything else has been perfect.

This seems to be the legendary land of elves, where everyone is kind and warm-hearted, and everywhere is prosperous and peaceful.

She learned to use chopsticks, dance in the square, sing the national anthem, and eat countless delicacies.

This time, Shen Mo let loose as he took the beautiful girl around to play.

Apart from Liu Yifei giving him a headbutt, everything else was wonderful.

A poll was held on Weibo, and Shen Mo would take Annie to the event with the most votes from netizens.

The art style was normal at first, but it gradually went astray later on.

Aside from Home Inn, which has consistently topped the list, the rest are all sorts of small, unassuming restaurants, alleyways, and even universities.

They've been getting a constant stream of phone calls inviting Shen Mo and Annie lately, with the two brothers from Hua Yi being the most enthusiastic.

Not only did they bring up the old story to cast Shen Mo in "The Forbidden Kingdom," but they also showed various acts of goodwill.

Do you really think you're stupid?

I haven't been able to get any work lately, and I suspect it's these two guys behind it all.

The two sat on one side for a long time before Yanzi finally came over, holding a cream popsicle in her hand and swaying back and forth.

When Annie saw Yanzi, she happily went over and pinched Yanzi's chubby cheeks. Yanzi then magically gave the beautiful girl a pinch from behind her back.

Shen Mo had no idea how Yanzi had managed to get into school, as she even knew English.

You can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't measure a swallow by its size.

After the two finished being all lovey-dovey, the chubby girl waved her hand dismissively.

"Annie's leaving tomorrow, let's have a big meal tonight!"

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