Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Looking at the surging crowd in the movie theater, Dong Lei now regrets his actions.

I shouldn't have impulsively invited the whole class to a movie.

It wasn't that he was unwilling to spend money, but rather that with more people involved, things became more complicated, giving him a feeling of putting in effort for no reward.

Recently, many media outlets have been criticizing "Lost in Thailand".

When buying tickets, he felt uneasy looking at "Assembly" and "The Warlords," which were also showing at the same time.

It would be awkward if the movie wasn't good, especially since many classmates were whispering about why they didn't watch the other two.

Every question was burning the young man's heart.

Even the iced cola handed to him by the class monitor couldn't calm him down.

He gritted his teeth and tried his best to ignore the whispers about the negative news surrounding "Lost in Thailand".

But those words seemed to have grown wings and kept flying into his ears.

"Only five million in investment."

"It only took a month to film."

"Shen Mo can't act."

At this moment, Dong Lei even felt a sense of empathy and shared a common hatred with that damned Shen Mo.

The lights in the theater dimmed, and my tense back relaxed a little.

Dong Lei decided that if the movie wasn't good, he would leave early to avoid embarrassment.

The movie opens with the familiar animation from Wula Grass Pictures.

Shen Mo appeared in the frame with his hair slicked back and his belly sticking out, and Dong Lei couldn't help but smile.

This son of a bitch is so fat, he's practically a ball, but he's kind of funny.

When Shen Mo launched into a tirade against his subordinate, Dong Lei couldn't help but burst out laughing.

That damn Shen Daniu is probably just like that in real life, otherwise so many of his employees would secretly expose his bicycle.

As the plot unfolded, the entire movie theater was filled with laughter.

In particular, when Wang Baoqiang was drinking milk, Dong Lei, who was enjoying his iced cola, almost spat it out.

Shen Mo and Wang Baoqiang, one cold and the other warm, perfectly exemplify what it means to be lost on a journey.

Dong Lei decided to watch the movie and then write an article about "囧".

This movie will definitely popularize the word "囧" (jiong), and even make it a subculture phenomenon.

After the movie ended, Dong Lei sat comfortably in his seat, his back straight.

For no other reason than to make people happy.

Choosing "Lost in Thailand" between two blockbusters, "Assembly" and "The Warlords," gave Dong Lei a sense of accomplishment in recognizing a hidden gem.

As for the negative reviews of "Lost in Thailand," Dong Lei, a top student majoring in Chinese literature, knows exactly what's going on just by listening to the rumors.

If you asked him to write film reviews, he'd be just as bad.

But when it comes to actually spending money, that damn Shen Mo is the only reliable one.

"John Wick" and "Lost in Thailand" don't have those roundabout ways.

One is a pure action film, and the other is a pure comedy.

One is enjoyable to watch, the other is entertaining.

Dong Lei now shares the same opinion as his classmates: if sequels to "John Wick" and "Lost in Thailand" are made, they're ready to watch them without hesitation.

Even the unreleased film "Brotherhood of Blades" is starting to generate some anticipation.

As a long-time hater of Shen Mo, Dong Lei now has only one question.

That damn Shen Mo, a middle school dropout, how come his scripts are so amazing?

Even he, a top student majoring in Chinese literature, was a little jealous.

......

"Lost in Thailand" has finished its run, with a total box office of 110 million yuan.

With the world at peace and tranquil, everyone collectively chose to forget about the movie's box office and started discussing the word "囧" (jiong, meaning awkward or embarrassed).

Young people have adopted this word as a buzzword, and it has even developed into a subculture.

Cultural figures, on the other hand, began to analyze and interpret the characters, seizing the opportunity to attract attention and gain traffic.

As for the film itself.

With a budget of five million, two main actors, and a filming period of one month, it grossed over one hundred million at the box office.

Their achievements were so outstanding that they made everyone else seem dull in comparison.

The two lead actors are either ugly or ugly.

Wang Baoqiang, not bad, I am a crook.

Although Wai Gua is popular with the audience, everyone knows that he is at best "Wu Mengda".

No one is willing to reveal who the real Stephen Chow is.

When such a formidable person appears, people either fawn over them or hurl insults at them.

Licking it would be too irritating to the tongue, that damn silence is too much.

If you try to insult someone, it's like a dog trying to bite a hedgehog—it has nowhere to bite.

That son of a bitch is practically a saint that no one can touch now.

It's not that Shen Mo's reputation has turned around, or that he's done something glorious.

Instead, he's full of flaws and has been criticized so much that it's hard to know what to say about him.

That's just how things are sometimes.

If you criticize an honest, down-to-earth, family-oriented man for flirting with a young girl, he might commit suicide.

If you scold Shen Mo for flirting with young girls, he will just smile shyly, thinking that you are encouraging him.

With this bastard, even the most despicable things he does aren't news.

Everyone knows who Liu Yifei was talking about on his blog. If it were any other male celebrity, it would be a complete disaster.

If we apply that to Shen Mo, it would be, "I knew all along that this son of a bitch hadn't done anything good."

Even the most devoted fans are too lazy to bring this up; they're just glad that their idol has finally come to his senses and said goodbye to that damned silence.

Many people, seeing such a strange sight, felt that Shen Daniu'er's scolding was truly well-deserved.

It's simply unbeatable.

Among them, Huang Xiaoming is the one who is truly envied. It's not that Huang Xiaoming encountered anything major, but people have some objections to his English pronunciation.

Shen Mo blinked and said, "You mean you want me to delete those ridiculous videos from ACFun?"

Huang Xiaoming nodded shyly, looking at Shen Daniu with hope.

"No need for such complicated procedures, just a few restrictions will suffice."

Shen Mo tapped the table and asked Xu Yi, "Did you hear that?"

Xu Yi adjusted her glasses and said:

"Seven out of the top ten videos on the website are now 'Nao Tai Tao'."

"Delete the video if you want, but only when I hang myself at the company entrance."

"You should comfort Yanzi."

It's not that Shen Mo is unrighteous, but rather that he's afraid Yanzi will become a widow.

Judging from that old anime fan's attitude, I don't want anything to go wrong. I can't handle Yanzi's wrath.

However, Huang Xiaoming is a good friend after all, and we can't just ignore it.

If the right path is blocked, then we have to plan a valley for our friends.

"Why don't you film the complete set of 'Not Too Much'?"

Huang Xiaoming?

Huang Xiaoming has been getting so much flak lately that he's practically driven to despair, and he's still filming.

That bastard Shen Mo really wants to kill him.

If it weren't for constantly hypnotizing myself, Shen Danu would still be alive and kicking even after he'd been spewing so much nonsense.

Huang Xiaoming didn't even know if he could persevere.

"roll!"

"Now that you've successfully lost weight, it's time to get ready for John Wick 2."

After saying that, he left without looking back.

Shen Daniu felt ungrateful after being spat on in the face.

He gave me advice, but I ended up spitting in his own face.

Who is this person?

He said to Xu Yi, "Put all the 'Nao Tai Tao' items in the recommended positions."