Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Shen Mo felt that the character Zhao Jingzhong was quite good.

Especially when they put on official robes and sat in sedan chairs.

Gaga brings a style.

Who invented the sedan chair?

It's way more awesome than any G-Wagon.

Forget about your suspension system, whether it's powered by this or that electromagnetic system; compared to a person, it's nothing.

The officials of ancient times really knew how to enjoy life.

The only downside is that the people carrying the sedan chair are all junior students from the Beijing Film Academy; they wouldn't even offer extra money to carry Shen Mo around and cause a ruckus.

These bastards just can't shake off Kong Yiji's long gown.

They're all here as extras, why aren't they making money?

Unable to find suitable people to carry the sedan chair, Shen Mo felt utterly bored.

Shen Daniu has been pestering Yanzi these past few days, asking the chubby girl to hire four more strong and healthy assistants for him.

From now on, I'll ride in a sedan chair to any award ceremony.

Damn it, those little cuties took off my car emblem and stole my bicycle.

If you're so capable, steal the sedan chair carriers.

Yanzi nudged Liu Yifei's shoulder and whispered:

"Lately, all Shen Daniu'er wants to do is get a sedan chair to ride in."

"He's still quite honest."

Liu Yifei hummed in agreement and then went to flip through his notes.

These past few days, the young girl has been on set comparing everyone's performance with Wang Jinsong's explanations.

In particular, she benefited greatly from Professor Jin Shijie.

As for whether Shen Danu'er caused any trouble, Tianxian Baobao has already sealed her heart with cement.

(1) A farce that makes others laugh until they cry, but makes oneself laugh until one's own heart ache.

As for why Chu Yuxun came to flirt with Shen Daniu, she still couldn't help but grit her teeth.

It was simply because one girl didn't want another girl to suffer the same harm.

She really wanted to tell Chu Yuxun, "Shen Daniu, you can't handle this."

The current "Fairy Baby" only wants to improve her acting skills.

Having devised an expression of unrequited love, I quickly found Teacher Wang Jinsong, adjusted my emotions to their peak, and then performed it.

Wang Jinsong was very distressed.

Heaven is indeed fair.

Because he's ugly, he's a good actor.

Liu Yifei is good-looking, but his acting skills are terrible.

I wanted to advise the young girl, "Why don't we just give up? Just focus on being beautiful, why take the long way around?"

I really don't want to see a cripple practicing hurdles like crazy.

This isn't something you can just do on a whim; anyone can't just win a gold medal.

Diligence can make up for lack of talent, but you at least need to have a good leg.

After the performance, Tianxian Baby Kaba blinked and asked Wang Jinsong, "Teacher, can you point out my shortcomings?"

insufficient......

For the first time in all his years of teaching experience, Wang Jinsong felt the inadequacy and powerlessness of language.

That was truly like sitting on pins and needles, feeling like a thorn in one's back, and having a fishbone stuck in one's throat.

The wind blows, leaving one feeling utterly helpless.

Seeing that Shen Daniu and Wang Baoqiang were rehearsing their lines, he immediately pulled the two of them over to save the day.

Pointing at Shen Daniu, he said, "You act out unrequited love."

Shen Daniu flipped his hair and stared at Liu Yifei.

The way the village chief looked at Widow Liu was based on the weight of life experience.

Although Tianxian Baobao's heart was sealed with cement, she still couldn't resist Shen Daniu'er's simple and rustic charm.

So wild.

So shy.

Widow Liu's heart was pounding wildly, and just when she was about to lose her composure, Teacher Wang nodded in satisfaction.

Then, Shagen demonstrated what it meant for Mr. Tree to become a shaman in order to get a wife.

He nodded with even greater satisfaction, then waved his hand to chase the two wild calves away.

After watching the two performers, Liu Yifei seemed to be deep in thought.

Wang Jinsong was dumbfounded, never expecting that the little girl could have all of these things.

I just wanted to show the little girl what real acting is like; if it didn't work out, we'd just give up.

Where did you get this insight from?

What gives her the insight to say that?

Shen Mo and Wang Baoqiang were summoned and dismissed at will, and the two continued to rehearse their lines.

The highlight of their film was about to begin, and Shen Mo couldn't afford to take it lightly.

As long as they pay more and shout more provocatively, this movie is guaranteed to be a hit.

After watching their performance, Lu Yang pondered for a while and then said:

"Baoqiang, I feel that your suggestion of adding more money was a bit too harsh."

"Try switching to a different tone of voice and let me hear it."

After adjusting his emotions, Wang Baoqiang changed his tone and style several times.

Song Jiji, Wang Baoqiang's assistant, and Ma Rong, who were lying on Wang Baoqiang's chair, laughed non-stop when they heard Sha Gen even speaking in dialect.

He originally thought that once Shagen arrived at Wula Grassland, he could escape this calamity.

But man proposes, God disposes. Ever since the two hit it off at the premiere of "Assembly", things have progressed incredibly quickly.

The inherent inertia of things remains as strong as ever.

Shen Daniu appeared behind the two like a ghost.

"What are you two laughing about?"

He grabbed Song Jiji and shoved her to the ground.

"You son of a bitch, how dare you say I'm framing you?"

Song Jiji was completely dumbfounded. What on earth was wrong with this damn Shen Mo?

And you're really framing me!

Ma Rong was terrified. Holy crap, this Shen Daniu is really going all out!

Moreover, they specifically targeted the lower three routes.

Ma Rong, her face pale with fright, followed in Xiao Pan's footsteps and fearfully rushed into Wang Baoqiang's arms.

"Brother, I'm scared."

Wang Baoqiang was also helpless; Song Jiji was about to be beaten to death.

I might have to change my name to Song Koukou in the future.

......

Shen Mo finally finished his scenes with Zhao Jingzhong.

The only regret is that I'm bald now.

As for Song Koukou, Yang Tianzhen used a tough approach to find fault with him and dismiss him.

These past few days, Shagen has always seemed hesitant to speak. Although Song Jiji was the company's assistant, it's not a big deal that Shen Mo dismissed him.

But he couldn't resist Ma Rong's constant whispers in his ear.

What do you mean, Song Jiji is his assistant, and Shen Mo hitting his kidney is like slapping Wang Baoqiang in the face.

Shen Mo patted Sha Gen on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"Baoqiang, don't you know what kind of person I am?"

"I guarantee that Song Jiji is not a good person."

Wang Baoqiang, who has been spending a lot of time online lately, is very familiar with Shen Daniu'er's reputation.

He really wanted to grab a mirror and show this son of a bitch his reflection.

"But he is my assistant after all, it wouldn't look good for me."

He touched his bald head, feeling a deep sense of loneliness.

I, Shen Danu'er, have a clear conscience before Heaven and Earth.

I went to great lengths for my brother.

Did your girlfriend say:

"Song Jiji is one of us."

Wang Baoqiang looked surprised and nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

"If you can't even protect your assistant, what will others think of you?"

He stood up abruptly, and this time Wang Baoqiang nodded even more deeply.

"He may not have achieved great things, but he certainly worked hard."

He continued nodding.

"If you don't even care about your own people, what kind of man are you?"

Wang Baoqiang was numb and didn't know what to say.

"If you don't take care of him, don't ever get into my bed again!"

With a clang, the things in Wang Baoqiang's hands scattered all over the ground.

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