Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Huang Xiaoming is very troubled lately.

That damn silence is both stinky and fragrant.

He was so upset that he almost committed suicide.

This guy is definitely the instigator and the biggest hater. His ACFun site is full of nonsense every day.

I secretly opened ACFun and took a look, and I was almost furious.

Were those comments all spoken in human language?

Is it that young people these days use all the cultural knowledge they learn to mock this old comrade?

Is that reasonable?

Is that polite?

Huang Xiaoming doesn't deny that he likes playing domineering CEOs.

But everyone has to have some personal hobbies.

To say you're greasy is to attack someone's moral character.

How can someone who looks clean and fresh be considered oily?

The situation escalated to the point where the agency was powerless to salvage the situation and chose to give up.

It's already starting to affect my business contracts.

I can tolerate being scolded.

It's a bit unbearable that it interferes with making money.

What kind of domineering CEO are you if you don't have money?

I called that son of a bitch Shen Mo, and he gave me a good beating.

What do you mean by turning from hater to fan? What do you mean by me attacking myself and others just feeling sorry for me?

Finally, he shamelessly asked me to be the captain of "Running Man" without even offering me any money.

Why talk about his mother? He should go on "Running Man" first, then his wife won't have to show her face in public anymore.

Is this all human language?

Even if you beat Shen Daniu to death, Huang Xiaoming wouldn't believe his bullshit.

But there wasn't much of a good solution, so we had to try anything, even if it seemed hopeless.

Despite feeling nauseous, I filmed an even more bizarre and grotesque version of the "Nao Tai Tao" (a type of Taiwanese popcorn film).

He really went all out.

When A-site launched, these cuties were practically celebrating the New Year early.

During those days, Huang Xiaoming felt like he didn't even want to go out, and even the kids on the street were "making a ruckus".

Huang Xiaoming was filled with regret at the time, realizing he had fallen for that damned Shen Mo's trick.

But not long after, public opinion reversed.

His nickname "Huang Xiaoming" is true!

real!

At that moment, Huang Xiaoming burst into tears.

These adorable kids may have sweet words, but they're kind at heart.

I finally realized the hardships this old comrade was going through.

After calming down, Huang Xiaoming discovered that the number of business collaborations and performance invitations he received had miraculously increased.

Damn, it became popular out of the blue.

Most incredibly, he received an invitation to the Spring Festival Gala, specifically requesting that he continue performing "Nao Tai Tao".

What about the Spring Festival Gala?

You think you're so great, so high and mighty, and you don't even consider us human, huh?

That same day, he had his assistant call the Spring Festival Gala production team back.

I also have a dance to accompany "Nao Tai Tao," but I don't know if it's convenient.

Most importantly, contact Yang Tianzhen immediately.

Keep my position as captain of "Running Man" for me.

Forget about money, we're all brothers.

......

In the end, Shen Mo agreed to come and join the group fight.

It wasn't that Shen Mo couldn't afford to pay for a coffin board from the Ming Dynasty; it was mainly because the village chief had to step in.

If it were placed in his own village, Shen Mo wouldn't even acknowledge the village chief unless he came to deliver rice and cooking oil.

But in Yang Province, he is truly the head of a village, so we still have to give him some face.

The village chief was overjoyed to learn that Shen Mo might participate in the God of Dragging competition before the new year.

This is a great thing to promote our culture and customs.

The village is well-off; they have internet access.

Do you know who that damn Shen Mo is?

Although this guy has a bad reputation, there are ways to use a bad reputation.

When there's a group fight, grab him and punch him a couple of times.

When visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, we can brag about how we beat up that bastard Shen Mo.

Besides, besides Shen Danu, there's also Liu Tianxian.

With two celebrities involved, things happening in our own village are sure to make it onto TV.

At that time, everyone in the surrounding villages will look up to us.

Shen Daniu knew exactly what was going on.

How could he, an old man from the village, possibly have him under his thumb?

The village chief, seeing that he couldn't reason with the damned Shen Mo, decided that since their village didn't have any special products, they would have to pay more.

When "Ip Man" is released, the whole village will rent out a theater to support Shen Mo's movie.

Shen Mo traveled a long way to learn this craft.

He is an upright person.

He is someone who has transcended vulgar interests.

The box office revenue from just one village isn't a problem.

Damn it, there will be a lot of people around, and I'll get hit a few times and then the media will take pictures of me.

Shen Mo didn't even dare to think about it.

Finally, seeing that Shen Mo wouldn't budge, the village chief opened the ancestral hall.

Hearing the village bell, Shen Mo was so scared he almost peed his pants.

I'm just showing off, do you guys need to draw a life-or-death lottery?

When Old Li returned, he learned that the village chief had made a decision: wait until the movie was released.

Every dog ​​in the village gets a ticket.

Shen Mo readily agreed, taking the opportunity to back down.

When the young people in the village learned that Shen Mo had arrived, they flocked to the Li Family Martial Arts School to watch the excitement.

They came full of enthusiasm, but left with their hearts broken.

That damn Shen Daniu is utterly inhuman.

We won't say anything about you flirting with Liu Tianxian right in front of us.

But you didn't even spare Li Yuxiu from our village.

They really wreak havoc wherever they go.

Even the Japanese devils back then didn't do anything as devastating as Shen Daniu'er.

Look at this son of a bitch, he's driving the wooden dummy around with a whooshing sound.

The young men who challenged him earlier are still squatting to the side, vomiting.

Let's not stoop to his level for now.

When there are many people and things get complicated, we'll definitely punch that bastard a few times.

Shen Daniu sensed the malice emanating from him. Looking at the instigator, the white-bearded old man, and his senior brother, he felt a surge of evil.

They roamed freely around the village on their bicycles, motorcycles, and electric scooters.

......

The gongs and drums are loud, and the firecrackers are all fired.

This spectacle was truly an eye-opener for this guy from Northeast China.

It's really lively here, unlike my own village. Old Shen is the youngest of the group of young men in the village.

Young people are like leeks, one crop after another.

Finally, it's been eradicated.

Old Shen estimated that in a few more years...

In the cornfields, bears, wild boars, sparrows, and pheasants will all proliferate.

Who knows, one day a bear might fall into someone's house.

Another string of firecrackers went off, and then all the young people in the courtyard started rubbing their hands together in anticipation.

In the middle of the courtyard stood a sedan chair, and on the chair sat the master.

The task for Shen Mo and his group in a moment is to rob whoever comes to rob the master.

Conversely, others can also take their money first before approaching the master.

This job is Shen Mo's old profession, being a bodyguard.

Liu Yifei, along with Li Yuxiu and Yanzi, skipped and hopped over to cheer Shen Mo on.

Behind them, the village chief led a large group of reporters, carrying long lenses and microphones.

The village chief is extremely proud of himself; when has the village ever been so prosperous?

Now, even the dogs greet the village chief when you pass by the village entrance.

I don't know if it's because of the village's beautiful scenery or because the village chief promised to let them watch a movie.

There were so many people in the village that it was hard to tell friend from foe.

The reporters were relatively honest.

"Shen Mo, you've run out of TV drama roles, so you're taking on jobs in the countryside?"

"I heard from the villagers that you're going to marry into their family. Can you say something about that?"