Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

The less Shen Daniu said, the more curious Li Yuxiu became.

I've already started to act cute and indulge myself.

Seeing her lack of professional skills, Shen Daniu felt that it was a waste of her long legs.

Shen Daniu squinted, feigning profundity, and responded with "Oh, hehehe."

The angelic baby appeared out of nowhere, her little face puffed up with anger.

He used the Baguazhang technique he learned from Li Yuxiu to attack Shen Mo without any hesitation.

There were two handprints on my back.

The fingerprints were clearly visible, and it could be determined that the little girl had ten whorls.

I feel wronged.

Li Yuxiu ruined her image as a virtuous gentleman in Tianxian Baobao's eyes.

Recalling those days in the fields, Old Shen squatted by the furrow, not to relieve himself, but to earnestly teach his son the wisdom of a farmer's life.

"Old women willingly debase themselves."

"It's not that we're short of firewood."

"It's just that there's not enough people in the family."

"It's all troublesome anyway."

Now that Li Yuxiu has taken the initiative to act shamelessly, it's indeed troublesome.

I cannot bear this injustice and must clarify the situation.

"She took the initiative."

Why did you hit me?

She stomped her foot angrily, the celestial baby radiating a small flame of rage.

"That woman has a chin like a cone; she doesn't look like a good person at all."

"If she's the one who initiates the photoshoot, just let her take it!"

awl?

He glanced at Li Yuxiu.

She has a round face.

Liu Yifei's abrupt and unrelated words left Shen Mo completely bewildered.

Seeing Xu Haofeng's evasive eyes, I felt that this bastard was definitely hiding something from me.

Shen Danu grabbed Lao Deng directly, his words carrying a threat.

"I've learned Wing Chun and have some insights. Let's have a little sparring."

Unable to break free from Shen Mo's clutches, Xu Haofeng could only stammer:

"In martial arts duels, there is no such thing as being forced."

"You're an expert too, you must follow the rules."

"Da Niu, you must not act impulsively."

"I couldn't resist showing Yifei the photos on my blog."

I roughly understood what was going on, and sure enough, the old guy became the translator.

Driven by malice, he gave this guy a "marking finger".

The stab made Xu Haofeng yell out, shouting for the crew to take him to the hospital for an X-ray.

This piece of junk isn't strong at all.

It was just a poke in the prostate; at worst, it'll just mean wetting your pants.

The most serious consequence is that things will start ticking away from now on.

As for this kind of mourning?

With a cold snort, Shen Mo found a computer.

After looking at it for a long time, I finally understood what was going on.

A woman, who had become quite provocative, tearfully recounted how she had been stabbed by a Mercedes-Benz G-Class driver.

The accompanying photos are of this woman with the G-Class, and another photo from an entertainment news article showing Shen Mo driving that G-Class.

Although the girl did not name names or say who did it.

But damn it, he also put his finger on Shen Danu's forehead.

Whether others believe such obvious rumors depends on who is being accused.

If it were Hawking, even if he did it, people would say he was exploring science.

If it were Shen Danu'er, he wouldn't even know who did it to him, and he would be treated as a former convict.

Shen Mo himself was momentarily dazed.

I'm not sure if I drank too much one day and I can't remember.

I touched my chest; there were no marks from the stab wound.

After looking at it carefully for a long time, I realized that the car in the group photo was not my own.

It was Li Wei's car, the one with the gold chain, that took him to the airport.

As Shen Daniu continued browsing the web, he felt his blood pressure rising.

I originally thought it was just this one woman trying to scam me.

If you flip it over again, there are seven or eight.

The script was consistent, and the filming techniques were superb.

Upon closer inspection of the photos, the locations of the cosmetic incisions are all identical.

Shen Daniu himself wasn't sure who he had offended, or whether these women had been trained in a formal training program.

If it were a respectable woman, even if she were faking an accident, Shen Mo would accept it.

It's no big deal.

But these women don't look like nice guys.

Then we'll use the same method as rinsing a large vat in the Qinhuai River to prank ourselves.

In Beijing, even the top courtesans can't fetch a good price without displaying a picture of Shen Daniu.

He pointed tremblingly at the G-Wagon in the picture.

"The sun and moon hang in the sky, day and night; ghosts and gods hold the power of life and death. Heaven and earth should only distinguish between the pure and the impure. How can they confuse Robber Zhi and Yan Hui?"

"Those who do good suffer poverty and die young, while those who do evil enjoy wealth and longevity. Heaven and earth, they are the ones who fear the strong and bully the weak, and they just go with the flow."

"Earth, if you can't distinguish between good and bad, what kind of earth are you?"

"Heavens! You have wrongly judged the wise and the foolish, and you are unworthy to be called Heaven!"

"Alas, all that's left are tears streaming down my face."

Tianxian Baobao, Yanzi, and Li Yuxiu looked at each other, then clapped their hands until they were red.

The calf sang really well.

"That's the taste!"

......

In the Ula Grass reception room, Yanzi clumsily brewed a pot of goji berry water.

When he poured the water, it spilled all over Han Sanping.

After Yanzi left, Third Master Han's face was ashen.

"If you're upset, it doesn't have to be to have your assistant throw hot water all over me."

"Can't young people have some magnanimity?"

He opened his mouth, feeling wronged.

Who the swallows splash water on is none of Shen Danu's business.

Now that there are so many guests coming from Wula Grassland, Shen Mo is always covered in his underwear and smells like goji berries.

Shen Daniu couldn't let his superiors misunderstand him, so he downed the goji berry water in one gulp.

"swallow!"

"Give me some water."

Yanzi's expression was clearly unfriendly. This brat dared to order his mother around like an outsider.

Holding a kettle, rolling her eyes.

Half a kettle of hot water was spilled on Shen Mo.

After adjusting the center seam of his underwear, Shen Daniu gave Han Sanping an awkward smile.

Han Sanping remained easygoing and simply said goodbye to all his troubles.

"The name of the film you registered, 'Ip Man,' has already been used by someone else."

"You can't film Ip Man anymore."

Shen Mo opened his mouth, and countless alpacas roared through his mind.

Those bastards are really cunning; they even stole my name!

I should have filed the registration first.

"Then I'll change the name later."

With his eyes half-open and half-closed, Han Sanping looked like an old monk in deep meditation.

Seeing that the old man seemed to have fallen asleep, Shen Mo wondered if he should call Yanzi over and splash him with some warm water.

Just as he was about to call for Yanzi, Han Sanping pulled a complete surprise on Shen Mo.

"You didn't understand what I said."

"It's not as simple as just changing your name."

"It's Ip Man's story, you can't film it."

Shen Mo let out a loud shout.

"Why can't I take pictures?!"

"I spent several million on the initial preparations."

"I even specially learned Wing Chun."

Pointing helplessly in the direction of Hong Kong Island, Han Sanping said with a sigh:

"Their descendants have come looking for us."

"This is difficult."

With a thud, he slammed his hand on the table.

I was too young; I never imagined these people could be so dirty-minded.

This is even more disgusting than a Buddhist temple.

At least those monks, they'll let you take pictures if you pay them.

This is completely blocking their own path.

At this moment, Shen Danu'er's Crow Brother spirit possessed him:

"If it's too difficult, then nobody should do it!"