Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Shen Daniu'er had learned his lesson about Mango's inhuman behavior.

That's really stingy.

The negotiations between the Ula grass and the mango fell through, and the tomato, having somehow gotten wind of it, came knocking on their door.

Perhaps the tomato was beaten so badly by the mango that it was obviously much more sincere.

For the production costs of "Running Man", Tomato agreed to pay half, and for GG's revenue, Ula Grass also received 30%.

After comparing the accounts, Shenmo realized that the production cost he quoted was outrageously high, while the production cost quoted by Xihongshi was outrageously low.

We've all worked as accountants in black market groups, so we're all on the same page.

Balabala abacus beads.

fair.

As for the broadcast time, Tomato has allocated the 8 PM slot on Saturday night.

That shows a lot of sincerity.

The only condition is that Shen Mo and Liu Yifei must be in the first episode of Running Man.

News about the two of them in Yang Province is still everywhere. Besides Shen Mo's seven seconds and twenty-four punches, Liu Yifei's terrible outfit has also gone viral.

Riding on the popularity of the two, Tomato is preparing to turn "Running Man" into his own flagship variety show and crush Mango TV.

Tomatoes and mangoes are juiced, and Shen Daniu reaps the benefits.

To promote the movie, Shen Mo also plans to film a "Running Man" episode themed around "The Grandmaster".

Now that Tomato has made a request, let's just do him a favor.

Consider this episode as the opening salvo of the new season of "Running Man".

Shen Mo is quite confident in the novel ideas and quality of "Running Man".

What's missing is a trigger to ignite public opinion.

He racked his brains, preparing to dig out the most infamous song from his distant memories and use it as the theme song for "Running Man".

With this song, Shen Daniu felt confident.

Shen Daniu confidently opened his blog and posted a passionate and detailed article.

"I'm going to release a new song, a duet with Liu Yifei."

Liu Yifei also responded to a blog post with great emotion.

"Shen Daniu, get out of here! I'm not singing that stuff you're humming!"

After a brief period of calm, the massive Anti-Silence Alliance sprang into action.

Beneath Shenmo's blog, there are blooming flowers and strewn corpses.

Men with green dots look so handsome: Damn Shen Mo, stop flirting with our celestial beauty!

Look at the book, dance, and get a massage: Waaah, you two aren't carrying people around anymore.

North Star Shines: Picture, I'm in your car, why don't you ask me to sing?

The grumbling funnel: The girl upstairs is going on and on; I love listening.

Book Friend 8109: Girl, I have a question for you. Is Shen Daniu's special skill true?

Chun Chun Di: Special skills?

Five minutes later, the blog server started smoking.

......

When asked about recording the song, Shen Mo said he has acquaintances in the music industry.

He used a bat dart to lure Jay Chou, and had Yanzi use snacks to lure Da Ni.

Both of them gained a lot.

As soon as he arrived, Shen Mo began humming a melody to him.

Seeing the song title "APC" and hearing Shenmo humming that catchy melody...

Jay Chou's cerebellum almost atrophied.

What has that bastard Shen Danu gone through to come up with such a perverted thing?

This thing has deviated from the logic of carbon-based life.

Shen Danu told Jay Chou about the shamanistic culture of Northeast China.

If his grandfather hadn't died young, he might have married an old woman who practiced shamanism.

Could it be that Shen Mo has also embarked on this completely different path?

No wonder this song has such a strong flavor.

This music should only exist in the realm of immortals; how often can it be heard in the mortal world?

Upon first contact, Jay Chou felt that his pure soul had been tainted by that thing.

"Damn it, what is APC?"

"After listening to your melody, my head hurts! This stuff is addictive!"

With a cold snort, he thought, "They really are just islanders content with their little corner of the world."

narrow.

If someone doesn't even know something as important as pinyin, it's easy to imagine that their level of education isn't very high.

In high school, love letters were probably all about "I'm dependent on you".

With a slight pursing of his lips, Shen Mo said:

"APC is the 'Apoci' in 'Apocide'."

Zhou Jielun and Da Ni were both completely bewildered by Shen Mo's tongue twister.

He pointed to Liu Yifei and Yanzi, both of whom had only a primary school diploma.

It took a full half hour of explanation before the bumpkin from the island finally understood Shenmo's masterpiece.

So it turns out that APC really is just a bunch of idiots.

After figuring out the situation, Jay Chou shook his head vigorously.

"I can't handle this thing, it's weird."

"There's no way to fix it, no matter what!"

Shen Mo looked at the "little brother on the motorcycle" in surprise, who was actually secretly learning his hometown dialect.

Ignoring Zhou Jielun's wailing, Shen Daniu pulled him out from behind Da Ni.

I dragged him to a secluded corner and helped him review the four moves of the Azure Water Sword Technique that I hadn't taught him.

Shen Daniu'er's experience since childhood has taught him that if you want your little brother to obey, you can't just beat him; you also have to give him some sweetness.

Finally, Shen Mo used a batarang.

There are also unconditional supporting roles at concerts.

Only then did Jay Chou reluctantly agree and take on the job.

Looking at Liu Yifei, who was holding Da Ni and seemingly unsure of what to say, Jay Chou asked, "This is a duet, who are you planning to sing with?"

These past few days, Shen Daniu has been babbling in front of Tianxian Baobao whenever he has free time.

The fairy baby, whose ears had been pierced by the demonic sound for several days, now dreams of Shen Daniu'er "Ah-po-ci" in her ear.

When she woke up the next morning, she felt her ears were wet, which made her feel quite embarrassed.

Tianxian Baobao's rejection was useless; Shen Mo's scumbag skills were unparalleled, and he could easily coax her.

Seeing the little girl's barely concealed disgust, Shen Daniu said leisurely:

"If you're not going to sing, I'll find Da Tian Tian to sing."

"She was dissatisfied with the role of a female spy, so a song was just what she needed to make up for it."

Grabbing Shen Daniu's clothes, the little girl quickly said:

"Who says I'm not singing anymore? I'm a female singer-dancer who has released albums."

......

The recording of the "APC" music video featured a set with highly saturated macaron colors and a tricycle as the only prop.

Liu Qianqian rushed out of the dressing room, her arms bulging, as if she was carrying something.

Seeing that no one was around, he struck Shen Daniu'er with a Bagua Palm.

Shen Mo executed a standard bridge-finding maneuver, his movements clean and efficient.

What are you doing?

The little fairy baby held onto what she was holding tightly, her face flushed red.

"Pooh!"

How can you be so shameless!

He scratched his head, remaining silent and bewildered.

I've done so many shameless things that I don't know for a moment which one Fairy Baby is referring to.

"What?"

Liu Qianqian glanced around furtively to make sure no one was looking at her.

He took a deep breath, as if he had made up his mind.

With incredible speed, he lifted Shen Mo's shirt.

Shen Danu'er's eyes widened in surprise.

What the hell!

This woman has actually learned to "dodge"?

With his fingers plugging his nostrils, Shen Daniu said in a muffled voice:

"Even though this is just a music video."

"But don't engage in these unhealthy practices on set."

"You better 'flash' me again, I didn't see anything just now..."