Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Some people lose all sense of boundaries once they become familiar with someone.

Especially those who like to show off when playing basketball.

"Damn it, those two are one thing, but Dani, you're my assistant."

Shen Mo blew on the note stuck to his face and said to Da Ni, "Don't listen to him. This isn't Frog Island. Here, the people are the masters."

Da Ni, whose face was also covered with several notes, smiled apologetically at Jay Chou.

"Three to three."

"Damn it, they don't even invite me to play cards, and now they expect me to keep watch."

Wearing a phoenix coronet and embroidered robe, Gong Li, walking unsteadily, jogged over, grabbed Shen Mo, snatched the cards, and started playing.

"My two good sons, go and keep watch, your mother will play for a while."

Since filming began, a small gang has been formed with Da Ni at its core, Zhang Tian'ai as its backbone, and Shen Mo and Zhou Jielun as its henchmen.

Why is Da Ni the core member?

Because when Da Ni goes out to buy delicious food, she can get reimbursed by her company.

Why is Zhang Tian'ai a key member? Because she has fewer scenes, but she gets to accompany Da Ni on shopping trips.

As the organization grew, Gong Li also joined in.

Shen Mo felt that Sister Gong's visit, aside from providing plenty of snacks, was simply because she and Brother Fa couldn't see eye to eye.

Chow Yun-fat has his own RV and a separate toilet for pooping.

Shen Daniu would never spread rumors. Gong Li and Zhang Yimou's eyes were a bit too close, plus Zhang Weiping was always stirring things up.

She picked up the pink thermos and took a quiet, beautiful sip.

Zhang Tianai bought herself more goji berries; she had plenty in stock.

With a sneer, Jeremy said arrogantly, "A grown man using a pink water bottle."

A glance at Zhang Tian'ai revealed that the three old women now had notes all over their faces.

"It was a gift from Liu Yifei."

"Son of a bitch!"

Jay Chou feels like a big wolfhound has pounced on his backside.

"Is what happened between you and Liu Yifei true?"

Not entirely.

With a crooked smile, Jay Chou immediately became smug.

"I told you so."

Flicked his bangs and said dejectedly, "She asked me to pursue her, but I didn't agree."

"Shen Daniu, you deserve to die! You deserve to be struck by lightning! You bastard!"

Duang, Duang punched Shen Mo twice in the chest, hitting his armor, and made himself roll his eyes in pain.

Having endured the pain, Jay Chou's emotions stabilized somewhat.

He's still young. He'll learn later that this kind of pain has another name: jealousy.

"What's your relationship with Tien Ai now?"

"We moved in together for convenience while commuting to get off work..."

Destroy them all, fucking.

tired.

With his attack output sufficiently high, Shen Daniu was in a good mood.

He nudged Jay Chou, who was still fuming, and said in a coaxing tone, "Can you do me a favor?"

"I won't help!"

"You're a big star, and you're still holding a grudge against a nobody like me."

"Tell me what you want first."

"I want to make a web series."

Jay Chou was taken aback. A web series?

He only knows about TV dramas.

What is a web series?

Do you know about PotatoNet?

"I know, it's the same as the ones overseas. Are you going to make a TV series and put it online?" Jay Chou looked shocked, then said, "Isn't everything online free?"

"Selling the copyright to a website is the same thing."

"Can I buy it on the website?"

"Haven't you read the script I wrote?"

"Damn, what you wrote is seriously toxic, men can even turn into women..."

"Just tell me if it looks good or not."

Looking somewhat embarrassed, Jay Chou was still being honest, pointing with his finger.

"That's quite interesting..."

After he finished speaking, he seemed to realize what was happening.

"You contacted me to ask me to write the theme song for you?"

After giving Jay Chou a thumbs up, Shen Mo said without the slightest embarrassment, "With your theme song, Jay Chou, my web series is already halfway done."

His eyes darted around. After hanging around for so long, he finally understood what kind of bastard Shen Mo was.

"It's half done, but what about the other half?"

The fly rubbed his hands together, then said in a sly, mocking tone, "Look, I'm still a little short of my investment."

Jay Chou waved his hand dismissively, telling Shen Mo to get straight to the point.

"The total investment is four million, we are still one million short."

"I don't have any money either, unless..."

"No need for unless, just name your conditions. Do you have any enemies? I'll go kill them to liven things up for you."

Hearing Shen Mo spouting nonsense, Zhou Jielun rolled his eyes.

He read the script for "Go Princess Go" and felt it had potential.

Since he became famous, he has been constantly approached by people wanting him to invest.

It doesn't matter who deceives me, at least I find Shen Mo agreeable.

"You teach me kung fu!"

This wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision by Jay Chou. Ever since he witnessed Shen Mo's skills, he had been eyeing him for a long time.

You can show off in basketball, but compared to kung fu, "hum hum ha hey" is way cooler.

Grabbing Jay Chou's hand, Shen Mo said excitedly, "Look, the theme song has been written and the money has been paid, how about a cameo role as well?"

Jay Chou didn't think much of it and nodded in agreement.

Having just ripped Jay Chou's hair out, Shen Danu'er, with a grin on his face, was fanning his mother.

The paper slips on Gong Li's face rustled in the wind as she finished throwing down a hand of cards without even lifting her eyelids.

"You are merely a substitute for my son; we have no relation whatsoever."

"How could Mother be so heartless?"

"Why are you, a stuntman, rushing to film a TV series instead of focusing on your stunt work?"

Shen Mo gave Zhang Tian'ai a big smile.

Looking at the two young children, Gong Li inexplicably thought of that muscular young man.

"Tian Ai is pretty enough, her acting is a bit lacking, but she's good enough for TV dramas. I'll invest a million... Bomb!"

A bit dazed from the explosion, Zhang Tian'ai stared blankly at Shen Mo.

They sleep in the same bed every day, and she certainly doesn't know he's writing scripts all day.

I never imagined it was written for myself.

Her eyes instantly welled up with tears.

"Your Majesty, why don't you also play a cameo role?"

"Investment is a minor matter; for cameo roles, it depends on the script and availability."

In the realm of actresses, it seems there's truly no one who dares to claim they're better than Gong Li.

Awards, works, international recognition.

The fact that they can invest is already a pleasant surprise; as for a cameo role, it's just a gamble, whether there's a chance or not.

The arts and entertainment industry now values ​​appearances. If this were in the future, Shen Mo would have dared to edit "Go Princess Go" into a feature film. Just by having Gong Li and Jay Chou make cameo appearances, he could easily rake in hundreds of millions.

He solemnly bowed to Gong Li and Zhou Jielun.

"We'll get back to you later!"

Jay Chou said with a grin, "Don't go back on your word. You said you'd teach me kung fu."

"Brother Jielun, as long as you can endure hardship, I can teach you the real stuff."

Upon hearing their conversation, Gong Li said, "You're a grown man, stop being so fussy."

He pursed his lips and said, "Just teach me how to watch it."