Huayu: Starting from "The Heavenly Bodyguard"

Chapter 95 Whether you believe it or not, I believe it.

Someone posted a video on AcFun (A-site) showing Shen Mo leading Dana Bai to kneel and pay homage to the monument.

This kid was muttering to himself, and a cute little helper who specializes in lip reading and foreign languages ​​translated his monologue directly, made it into subtitles, and posted it below.

The gist of it is: to those sleeping heroes, I sincerely apologize to you.

Although I didn't do anything wrong, my family is complicated, and I don't know if my damned ancestors did anything to offend you.

But that damned Shen Danu said all foreigners are guilty, and in order to cooperate with him, I have no choice but to come and apologize to you.

At first, some people were unsure whether the matter was true or false, and then many so-called language experts stepped in.

Then an eerie silence fell over the internet.

This is something that definitely deserves praise, but the little cuties always feel a bit awkward and can't bring themselves to say it.

The video on ACFun has been viewed over 100 million times, and the most liked comment is: "I'm stubborn and I will never say a good word about that son of a bitch Shen Mo, but I'll buy a ticket to 'The Grandmaster' when the movie comes out, and then we'll call it even."

Then, the search popularity of "Buy a ticket to 'The Grandmaster' and we'll call it even" exploded.

Then countless people began to dig out the identity of this bald foreigner, and with the help of Hong Kong reports, the truth of the matter was almost completely revealed.

In recent years, the mainstream voice on the Internet has been reflection and restraint.

If you produce something to be proud of, a bunch of hypocritical bastards will claim it's the shadow of the Boxer Rebellion.

Very depressing.

Suddenly, that damn Shen Mo pulled another big stunt: Shen Mo versus the big black boxing king.

The little cuties were instantly happy.

Then the public opinion field erupted into chaos.

Some people exaggerate the mystique of traditional martial arts. An old man named Ma Baoguo even took advantage of the hype to start promoting his so-called Ma-style Tai Chi Chuan and Lightning Five-Strike Whip.

Another group of people were explaining just how fierce the big black guy called "Spider" really is.

Shen Mo is an action movie actor who only knows a few fancy moves; he'd definitely get beaten to death.

Then we'll lose face in public.

Later, some people even began to reflect on why China doesn't have good mixed martial arts athletes, and why traditional martial arts are ineffective and just a bunch of deceptive tricks.

Ultimately, it even fermented into the conclusion that the human race is inadequate.

The country is in turmoil, and things are just as chaotic outside.

UFC also stepped up its promotional efforts, using the gimmick of a kung fu vs. boxing champion match to instantly ignite the enthusiasm of the American people.

Shen Daniu'er is not exactly unknown in the US because of "John Wick" and "APC".

In addition, someone brought up his past with Anne Hathaway, which immediately caused quite a stir.

Over the years, countless kung fu enthusiasts have had the same question: can kung fu actually be used in combat?

This time, finally a kung fu star has stepped into the ring to fight a current, dominant boxing champion.

Everyone was curious about the outcome of the competition.

With "The Dark Knight" about to be released, Warner Bros. saw how popular it was and knew they had to jump on the bandwagon.

They went directly to Dana White and bought advertising space in the UFC to promote the movie.

They also demanded that Shen Mo's nickname be changed to "Joker" during the broadcast.

Shen Mo felt a chill run down his spine when he saw the atmosphere of public opinion.

Han Sanping and Principal Zhang of Beijing Film Academy also called Shen Mo, saying that public opinion had gotten out of control and that he should be careful with his words, lest he get burned.

During this special period, even a middle-aged man wearing an executive jacket flew to Hong Kong Island.

Accompanied by staff from Grand China News Service, they found Shen Mo.

The two talked behind closed doors for three hours, and shook hands to say goodbye when they came out.

The middle-aged man said to Shen Mo meaningfully, "Many righteous people are from humble backgrounds. You are young, so you should shoulder more responsibility."

Shen Mo listened to what the executive jacket said, stood up straight, and replied firmly, "Rest assured, even if something unexpected happens, I will take responsibility myself."

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The middle-aged man's eyes flickered, and he nodded.

"Go ahead and do it. We'll cooperate with you. Our people need to boost their morale."

After finishing his conversation with the middle-aged man, Shen Mo immediately posted a blog entry on his blog.

"Traditional martial arts are not for fighting, but for strengthening the body."

"I use military boxing when I fight."

"As for those who say the race is inferior, I think it's you who are inferior."

"I can whip an American sweetheart and punch a black boxing champion, so why can't I?"

After Shen Mo posted the blog, seeing the explosive content, the first question the readers had was why the blog didn't crash.

Then countless lovely people started lining up in the comments section of the blog.

Ma Baoguo: As a master of traditional martial arts, if you like traditional martial arts, you can come to our Ma-style Tai Chi to learn. We have the unique skill of the Lightning Five-Strike Whip.

Shen Mo: You're retired and instead of living a good life, you're spouting disgusting traditional martial arts. Be careful, or your retirement pension won't be enough to cover your medical expenses.

The retired old man in front of the computer had a complicated expression. Damn it, he came out to try and scam someone, but who knew the real target would actually step in.

Don't actually come and ambush this old comrade.

(I'm still borrowing the name of a lovely reader on the book list. I try to choose names I haven't used before, but sometimes I don't remember them very clearly, so please don't nitpick.)

A disappointed shadow: You son of a bitch Shen Daniu, don't lose, or you'll die on stage.

Berle: I've never been this nervous when my wife gave birth. I watched that video of the big black guy, he's so fierce.

Dragon Baby oo's Meat: This is like Huo Yuanjia fighting a foreign strongman! No matter whether that bastard Shen Mo wins or loses, I'll definitely take my whole family to see "The Grandmaster".

In the administrative office of the Hong Kong Island "Ip Man" film crew, Wang Zhonglei, Wu Baige, and the Wu Junru couple had just had a big argument and were now taking a break.

The main issue of the argument was the endless reshoots by Yip Wai-sun and Donnie Yen, which had now resulted in a significant budget overrun.

Furthermore, Shen Mo's challenge to the Wing Chun Association has turned into a UFC exhibition match.

Even if that damned Shen Danu were to be dragged into the ring now, the box office for "The Grandmaster" would be guaranteed.

As for if that bastard beats that black guy to the ground, then he'll stomp on his own feet and ascend to heaven on the spot.

Wu Baige, being older and more mature, said to Xiao Wang, "Isn't there any way for Huayi to stop this competition?"

Xiao Wang, with his legs crossed, said, "Although I want to make money, I won't make decisions for the people on matters of principle like this."

Wu Junru and his mother exchanged a glance, both feeling disgusted and inwardly cursing.

What nonsense about right and wrong! They were just scared after being lectured.

Wu Junru rolled her eyes at Xiao Wang and said, "Do you even believe what Wang Sheng says?"

Xiao Wang pursed his lips, then said with an air of righteous indignation, "Anyway, that's what my older brother said, so I believe him."

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