Jobless Reincarnation: Sword, Magic Hat and Romance System

Chapter 29: Watch closely, this is how Allen is used!

Let's go back one minute.

When Rudy had the bathwater ready, he immediately took off all his clothes, but contrary to his expectations, Silph dawdled beside him and didn't even look at him directly.

"What's wrong? You'll catch a cold if you don't take off your clothes, and you're covered in mud. What are you going to do if you keep wearing them?"

"Huh? Ah, um."

Hilfi stood stiffly facing the wall, reflecting on her actions.

"Huh? You can't possibly not know how to take off your clothes yourself, can you? Ugh, I just can't do anything with you."

Rudy walked naked to Sylphie's side.

"Come on, raise your hands, I'll help you take them off."

"Eh...me."

"What do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'take it off'? Do you want me to call Allen over?!"

"Ah? No! No!"

Rudy struggled for a while, but when he realized that Hilfi hadn't given him a chance to take off his clothes, he couldn't help but purse his lips.

"If you don't want to take off your shirt, then take off your pants first!"

After saying that, he forcefully pulled down Hilfi's pants, and Hilfi screamed as she desperately tried to pull them down.

"ah!!!"

Rudy covered his ears, took a few steps back, and was about to speak with a look of disgust when he heard hurried footsteps coming from the stairs. He could tell from the footsteps that it was neither the familiar Lilia, Paul, nor Senis. These people all had distinct walking styles and would not have such hurried footsteps.

Rudy's eyes lit up.

He immediately darted to the door, squatted down, and struck a pose of being ready to pounce. He turned to look at Hilfi, put his finger to his lips, and whispered excitedly.

"It seems you have no experience bathing with boys, Siluf. I'll take off Allen's pants in a bit, and you'll be able to happily join us."

"Haha, Lord Allen, this time, I'm definitely going to win!"

Thump, thump, thump! In just a few breaths, the footsteps were already close at hand.

When Rudy saw Hilfi turn to look at him, a lewd smile spread across his face.

"Silv, watch closely."

The door was flung open with a bang!

"A great opportunity!"

"That's how you use Allen!!"

-

Allen looked at Rudy, Rudy looked up at Allen, and Hilfi was facing the wall in the corner.

An eerie silence fell over the three of them.

However, the most shocked person was not Allen.

It was Rudy.

He looked up, his mouth agape in astonishment, his eyes glazed over.

"How could this be? Could it be that Eren really likes young boys? Could it be that Eren doesn't like Sylph, but me?!? Huh???"

As Allen looked at Rudy beneath him, his eyes gradually filled with terror. He didn't even have time to care about the strange embarrassment he felt after his boss's death. He grabbed his pants and frantically pulled Rudy up from the ground.

"Quick! Get dressed!!!"

Rudy struggled in terror.

"Huh?! Why do I have to wear perverted clothes?! No! Brother Allen!! Put me down!!!"

Allen, enraged, pulled Rudy close and forced out words through gritted teeth that only the two of them could hear.

"Sylphie is a girl!"

"No, Eren! Huh? Huh? Wait, what did you say? Huh??"

Rudy turned around in surprise to look at Hilfi, who was crouching on the ground with her head in her hands. In just a moment, he understood.

"Sylphie! It's Sylphie, not Sylph! No wonder her nickname is Lufi! No wonder I always thought she was a bit too pretty! I should have realized it sooner!! Ahhhhhh!!! She's a girl, and I just stripped naked in front of her!!"

He immediately let out a scream.

"Clothes, get dressed right now!!!"

"Then put it on already!!"

"That's covered in mud!!!"

"At a time like this, who cares about mud or not?!"

"Oh right, no! It's too far, I can't reach it!! Wait, here it is! Take off your pants and let me wear them!! You've already been seen naked anyway!"

Allen: ? ? ? ?

"Weren't you seen naked too?!"

"Oh, you're right."

"Then why are you yelling like that!"

"It's all because of you! Why are you so cocky?! It's terrifying!!"

"That's because I activated my battle aura!!"

"You're lying! Why didn't you act like this when Paul was really motivated?"

"How do you know Paul isn't like that!"

Lilia, who had arrived earlier, stood at the end of the corridor and watched the whole farce unfold in a daze.

Behind her, Paul's face was ashen, and the veins on his fists were bulging.

-

At lunchtime, Hilfi was asked to stay for the meal.

Meanwhile, Allen and Rudy, both with swollen foreheads, were looking at each other with their heads down at the dinner table.

It's outrageous that two kids with the mental age of over thirty are being scolded by a twenty-four-year-old, and both are feeling awkward because of their actual age.

"Have you guys had enough? If you're going to argue, just argue. How did it escalate to discussing whether my use of battle aura would be impressive? And you're even calling me by my name. I think you've been itching for a beating lately since you stopped practicing swordsmanship."

"I'm sorry, sir/father."

Allen and Rudy apologized in unison.

"Keep calling me Paul! Huh?!"

"I'm sorry." They said in unison *2.

Senis squinted and glanced at Rudy and Allen with amusement, seemingly finding their noisy daily life rather amusing.

She then turned to look at Sylphie.

"It must have been tough for you to make friends with them."

Hilfi, who was sitting upright, quickly waved her hand.

"No! No!! They've all been very kind to me!"

Senis chuckled, then turned and looked at Paul, resting her chin on her hand.

"Okay, honey, let's eat."

Paul gave Allen and Rudy a disapproving look.

"Alright, you guys come and eat too. No going out to play tomorrow, you're practicing swordsmanship with me!"

"Yes, sir/father." (In unison *3)

Allen and Rudy sat down, exchanged a furtive glance, and reluctantly began to eat.

Allen reached out and handed Hilfi a piece of bread that she couldn't quite reach, then silently began answering questions from the system.

"By the way, you just reminded me that Rudy's affection level can be reset to zero. Will there be a penalty if his affection level reaches zero?"

【Won't.】

Will it lower the rating?

No, the evaluation is based on a points system.

"No, then what do you mean by telling me to 'take care of myself'?!"

[Because I find it very interesting. If the host can eventually end up with Rudeus, wouldn't that be considered a 'deeper' level of participation in the jobless reincarnation journey? I would naturally be happy to see it happen.]

".Grass."

While Allen was arguing with the system, Rudy secretly glanced at Sylphy, then back at Allen.

"So, Eren already knew Sylphy was a girl all along? Damn it, he made his move so early. Wait, does that mean Loki is mine?!"

Thinking of this, Rudy's lips curled up at the same time, revealing his signature lewd smile.

(End of this chapter)