Twins from the 1970s, if you disagree, I'll slap you.
Chapter 1 Twins in the 70s, System Bound!
Chapter 1 Twins in the 1970s, System Bound!
"Hey! Sun Yanhua, your family is actually eating white noodles now? Are you trying to starve yourselves?"
Neighbor Wang Xia burst in, her voice booming, and plopped down on the bench next to the dining table.
Seeing a bowl of steaming hand-pulled noodles on the table, he reached out to pick it up without saying a word.
And with a shameless smile plastered on his face, he said, "Oh my! I'm really lucky today! What a coincidence! Since we're all neighbors, I'll just have a taste. You can't mind, can you?"
Sun Yanhua looked troubled and gestured to stop him, saying, "Wang Xia, I specially exchanged this flour with my work points. The two children have been sick for several days and have no appetite, so I just rolled out some noodles for them to eat."
"Besides, you've taken it all, and the children haven't eaten a single bite yet!"
Wang Xia glanced at her sideways, curled her lip, and kept her hands tightly gripping the basin.
"Don't you know your family's financial situation? You're throwing money around eating white flour just because you have a cold? You've spoiled them!"
"Let me tell you, you can't spoil your child like that. Boys should be raised frugally!"
"Alright, I'll do you a favor and eat it for you, so it won't go to waste!"
Just then, Lu Ye suddenly jolted up from the dining table, panting heavily.
When he finally saw his surroundings, he froze on the spot.
Wang Xia was startled by his action, then glared at him and scolded, "What? You little brat, you dare to stop me?"
He scoffed inwardly: "Hmph! These few pushovers in their family have always been easy to take advantage of. Do they think they can turn the tables today?"
Lu Ye didn't answer; he was still in shock and hadn't come to his senses.
Wasn't it after the celebration banquet for the group's listing with Chen Dachuan that Lin Xue attacked him with electric shocks and injected him with poison?
Why are you here now?
This mud-brick house, the old wooden table, this familiar furnishings...
It's the old house where he and Fatty lived when they were kids!
Could it be... that he was reborn?
Immediately afterward, another voice rang in his ear; it was Chen Dachuan's.
"Old Lu, what the hell did that bitch push into us... Hey? How come you look so young?!"
Chen Dachuan propped himself up on the table, rubbed his dazed head, and was stunned when he saw his surroundings.
One second they were in the magnificent, brightly lit corporate banquet hall.
The next second it transformed into what appeared to be an old house from the 1970s.
Upon hearing Chen Dachuan's voice, Lu Ye turned around abruptly and exclaimed in surprise, "Fatty! You were reborn too?"
Chen Dachuan blinked, and it took him a while to react before he murmured, "Rebirth?!"
Wang Xia, who was standing next to them, couldn't help but sneer when she saw the two of them acting strangely. She was still holding the basin in her hand: "Sun Yanhua, are your two boys probably brainwashed by a cold and fever?"
"In that case, I'll take the noodles away. Giving them to an idiot would be a waste of food!"
"Oh my! Today is the day I'm lucky enough to have this delicious food!"
After saying that, she happily picked up the basin and turned to leave.
I thought it would be as easy as ever.
"Stop right there!"
A loud, angry shout rang out, and Chen Dachuan's burly figure, as large as a small mountain, instantly blocked the doorway.
He reached out and snatched the bowl back, his tone full of displeasure: "Bright robbery in broad daylight? You're not lucky to eat, you're lucky to watch! Just watch us eat!"
Wang Xia was stunned when she realized her hands were empty.
In the past, these two Chen boys were soft persimmons who would never talk back when hit or cursed, and they didn't dare to utter a single word. Why are they suddenly so tough today?
She snapped out of her daze and immediately flew into a rage, hands on her hips, yelling in a high-pitched voice, "Hey! We're all neighbors, what's wrong with you sharing your noodles with me?"
"Don't be so stingy! I'll share some of my good food with you next time!"
"This is called helping each other out, you little brat, do you even understand?"
Chen Dachuan sneered, his face full of disdain.
He put the basin on the table, looked up and said, "Wang Xia, right? After all these years, don't I know what kind of person you are?"
"You have delicious food, you secretly show it off at home, and you expect to send it to us? What nonsense are you spouting?"
Wang Xia's thoughts were exposed, and her face turned bright red, but she continued to shout like a tantrum.
"I just wanted to eat some noodles from your place, is it really that big of a deal? You're so stingy, you'll be driven crazy by your stinginess sooner or later!"
"You're so stingy! I won't give you any!" Chen Dachuan retorted directly. "How many times have you stolen from my house over the years? Don't you have any self-awareness? Get out of here, you're not welcome in my house!"
"How dare you talk like that, you little brat!"
Enraged by the insults, Wang Xia spat out a cold retort: "Pah! An adopted child is an adopted child! You ill-mannered brat! A bastard born of a mother but raised without one!"
Pa~!
With a sharp crack, Sun Yanhua slammed her chopsticks on the table, her face turning bright red.
She stared at Wang Xia, her voice filled with suppressed anger: "So what if they're adopted? Although these two children are adopted by me, I've taught them from a young age to be good people and do good things!"
"I also believe that they will definitely be successful in the future and become useful members of society!"
"Wang Xia, can you please stop being so rude?"
Lu Ye and Chen Dachuan stiffened simultaneously upon hearing that familiar yet long-lost voice.
"That's... Aunt Sun's voice!!"
They were both orphans who grew up in a welfare home. When they were eight years old, they were adopted by Sun Yanhua and have been living together ever since.
Although they are not blood brothers, they have shared joys and sorrows since childhood and are closer than blood brothers.
In her previous life, Sun Yanhua was in poor health, but she always hesitated to go to the hospital because she was worried about medical expenses, which delayed her treatment and caused her to die very young.
Later, Lu Ye and Chen Dachuan succeeded in business and founded the "Lu Chuan International" Group, becoming CEOs of a listed company.
But Aunt Sun didn't see any of this, which remains a regret for both of them.
Upon hearing Sun Yanhua's voice again, both of their eyes instantly welled up with tears.
"Aunt Sun!"
"Aunt Sun! We miss you so much!"
The two brothers had red eyes and their voices were choked with sobs.
The excitement of seeing Aunt Sun alive again, of returning to the time when she was still alive, almost made them lose control.
Sun Yanhua was completely bewildered by their appearance and frowned as she looked at the two children.
They assumed the children were delirious from a cold and quickly said gently, "Alright, alright, hurry up and eat, the noodles will get soggy if you don't eat them soon."
Lu Ye and Chen Dachuan composed themselves. Since they had both been reborn, there would be plenty of opportunities to meet in the future.
Sun Yanhua picked up a bowl and filled each of them with a large bowl of noodles, while she herself only filled a small half bowl, which was mostly filled with clear broth.
Lu Ye was quick-witted and nimble. He picked up Aunt Sun's bowl and started shoveling noodles into it until it was overflowing.
"Aunt Sun, please eat too. We're back now, and we'll never let you suffer or go hungry again."
"Yes! Aunt Sun!" Chen Dachuan echoed, "This time we're back, we'll definitely make sure you live a good life!"
Sun Yanhua frowned even more, reached out and touched their foreheads, and said worriedly, "What nonsense are you two talking about? Aren't you home every day? What do you mean by 'coming back this time'? Have you really gone delirious from the fever?"
"Hehe, I'm not confused." Chen Dachuan chuckled. "Aunt Sun, hurry up and eat your noodles, they won't taste good if they get cold!"
Lu Ye nodded in agreement, picked up his chopsticks, and took a bite.
Both of them froze for a moment, then their eyes suddenly reddened, and tears streamed down their faces uncontrollably.
For so many years, since Aunt Sun passed away, they have never tasted this kind of hand-pulled noodles again; they can only reminisce about it in their dreams.
Sun Yanhua noticed something was wrong with the two brothers. Why were they crying while eating noodles?
She put down her chopsticks and asked seriously, "What's wrong between you two?"
Chen Dachuan gave Lu Ye a wink, then cried as he ate, exclaiming, "It's so delicious! Aunt Sun, I've never had such delicious hand-pulled noodles in my life!"
Lu Ye secretly rolled his eyes at him. The way this fat guy was slurping noodles while crying was really quite comical.
But he echoed, his voice trembling slightly with a barely perceptible sob: "Yes! Aunt Sun, your noodles are the best ever, so delicious I could cry!"
Seeing their reaction, Sun Yanhua smiled helplessly and softened her tone: "If you like it, eat more."
As she spoke, she began to scoop the noodles from her bowl into the basin, wanting to leave more for the two children.
Lu Ye stopped her abruptly, his tone leaving no room for argument: "Aunt Sun, you must eat. If you don't eat, we won't eat either."
"Yes! If you don't eat, we won't eat either!" Chen Dachuan mumbled in agreement, his mouth stuffed full, but his chopsticks didn't stop; he kept shoveling noodles into his mouth.
"Hiccup~!"
Before he could finish speaking, the fat man burped, making Sun Yanhua burst into laughter.
Chen Dachuan suddenly slapped his forehead, as if remembering something, and leaned close to Sun Yanhua to ask, "Aunt Sun, what year is it now? Is Obama the president of the United States?"
Sun Yanhua frowned again, staring at him as if he were an idiot, but still answered, "1976! As for cattle and horses or anything like that, I don't know!"
1976 years!
Good heavens, we've gone straight back 50 years!
In the corner, Wang Xia, who had been left out to dry for half a day, looked at the few noodles left at the bottom of the basin, swallowing hard, her craving still strong.
He secretly reached for the basin, grinning, and said, "Well, I see you've almost finished eating. The noodles will get soggy if you leave them, and they won't taste good for the next meal."
"It's not too much to ask me to try the rest, is it? We're neighbors, I'll just consider it helping out..."
Suddenly, two system notification sounds rang out simultaneously in Lu Ye and Chen Dachuan's minds.
[Symbiotic obsession detected. Dual-person rebirth system initiation...]
[Host Lu Ye, binding successful!]
[Host Chen Dachuan, binding successful!]
The two of them froze on the spot, their eyes filled with shock.
After a moment, the two brothers exchanged a glance and exclaimed in unison, "The cheat system, it's here?!"
[Ding! System task triggered!]
[Task objective: Slap the villain 100 times to unlock the title "Big Slap Master".]
【"Big Slap Master" title effect: When worn, grants the ability to hit the target with a 100% success rate.】
Lu Ye and Chen Dachuan locked eyes.
Although neither of them spoke, they both saw excitement in each other's eyes.
A villain?
Right here, isn't there one that's already right in front of us?
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