Xiu Gou's Taming Record

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[Important Note: This book features a large cast of characters, including one man and multiple women. The characters are vividly portrayed, and all plot points serve the narrative. This is of utmost importance; please do not say you were not warned. Those with low comprehension or cognitive abilities are advised against reading this.]

"I can't do it anymore!"

Yu Heng pulled her out again.

"Yu Heng! Can you stop thinking about these things all the time?" He Mengyao waved her hand and pushed him away.

Yu Heng frowned: "You're my wife!"

"Are you a pervert?! What kind of good person would act like this?"

"Don't you like it too?"

"But I'm not in the mood right now! Can't you at least sweep the floor and do the laundry?!"

"Then what are you doing?"

"Yu Heng! Did I marry you to be your nanny and your sex doll?"

"You were the one who said you were willing to quit your job and become a stay-at-home mom, right?"

"So you're saying I have to do everything? Did I cook when we went to your mom's the other day?"

"My brother died in an accident, leaving my sister-in-law and her child alone. She still has to work, and my mother has to help take care of the child. How can they have time to cook and do housework?"

"Does your mother really have to see that grandson?"

"My brother's gone, leaving only this one grandson. She doesn't care about him at all, especially since you haven't conceived in two years!"

Yu Heng regretted saying this a little, but it was already said and there was no going back.

"Yu Heng, you bastard, go find someone else to have a baby with! Divorce!"

"Divorce? Fine, let's get divorced. I'm sick and tired of hearing you talk about divorce all the time." Yu Heng was genuinely annoyed by the constant threat of divorce. "Let's go, let's get out of here right now, let's get divorced right now!"

He Mengyao was stunned for a moment; she hadn't expected Yu Heng to actually agree this time.

In the past, people would always back down when the topic of divorce came up.

But having said that...

"Let's go!"

He Mengyao rummaged through drawers and cabinets to find the household registration book and marriage certificate, and also found the two people's ID cards.

She tossed Yu Heng's ID card over and said, "He looks presentable!"

"He Mengyao, if you want a divorce, then get a divorce. Stop with the personal attacks!" Yu Heng immediately retorted.

"If you're not a dog, then who is?" He Mengyao immediately retorted. "Who was it that told me to stay home and be a good housewife, and that they would never let me suffer?"

"Who said they would definitely be a good housewife, never complain or feel tired? And be my good helpmate?" Yu Heng retorted, not to be outdone.

"So what? So I've become a nanny? Yu Heng! What happened to your love for me?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Heng suddenly fell silent and calmed down.

He slowly opened his mouth: "Love? Does love have any meaning?"

"Alright, enough arguing, let's go!" He Mengyao threw her ID on the table and started getting dressed.

Yu Heng also put on his clothes, then put on his ID card and followed closely behind.

The two of them didn't drive the same car; they each drove to the Civil Affairs Bureau separately.

At the Civil Affairs Bureau, the procedures went smoothly. The couple didn't have much property; they had a house and two cars, all of which were joint property.

Not long after their marriage, He Mengyao became a full-time housewife, and Yu Heng's salary was decent.

I earn more than 10,000 yuan a month, which is a lot in Ancheng, a county-level city, but I don't actually have much savings.

The car prices are about the same, both costing around 100,000 to 200,000 yuan, and each person gets one car.

The house cost 70 yuan when it was bought, and a considerable amount of the mortgage has been paid off. Now the house is worth about 150 million yuan. The house belongs to He Mengyao, and then she will give Yu Heng the cash equivalent.

He Mengyao was furious, and in order to get Yu Heng to sign the papers quickly, she even asked her parents for 500,000 yuan, which she gave to him that same day.

On his way back from the Civil Affairs Bureau, Yu Heng thought that although he was now divorced, he still had a car and money, so he planned to treat his friends to a meal.

I just took out my phone to make a call.

The car suddenly slammed shut.

I don't know if I rear-ended someone or they rear-ended me.

I only felt my consciousness gradually fading.

Reckless driving brings tears to loved ones' eyes!

When Yu Heng regained consciousness, he heard someone shouting at the top of their lungs next to him.

"Instructor! Someone has fainted!"

Immediately afterwards, he felt himself being lifted up by a pair of arms and carried on a sweaty back.

"Instructor! I'll take him to the infirmary!" It was that same voice again.

Yu Heng thought the voice sounded familiar; it sounded like Hao Junran.

The man carried him on his back and jogged along. Just as they were about to reach the infirmary, he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Stop pretending, get down and walk by yourself."

Yu Heng opened his eyes, and sure enough, it really was him!

"Didn't I have a car accident? Did you cause it?" Yu Heng raised an eyebrow at him.

He then looked around at his surroundings. Wasn't this his university?

What, was this a rebirth?

"What are you babbling about? If you're awake, get down and walk by yourself!" Hao Junran left him there, then grabbed his arm and pushed open the door to the infirmary.

"Teacher! Someone has fainted!" Hao Junran shouted.

Upon seeing this, the nurse immediately got up and helped Yu Heng to the bedside: "What happened? Did you have heatstroke?"

"Yes, teacher, please give me an IV drip so I can recover faster!" Hao Junran said.

"No need, no need, teacher. I'll just drink a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water and rest for a while," Yu Heng quickly refused.

"No, the IV drip is more effective, I'll stay here with you!" Hao Junran persisted.

Yu Heng cursed inwardly, "This bastard really went to great lengths to get me to skip military training. He's not even going to give me the injections."

The nurse turned around and brought over two bottles of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water: "Alright, one bottle each for you, drink them and rest for a while."

Yu Heng glanced at her name tag subconsciously. Liu Liya?

As she walked back to her workstation, Yu Heng watched her slender back and delicate waist.

I thought to myself, this nurse has a really good figure and is pretty too.

However, he never went to the infirmary during his four years of university.

They definitely haven't seen this nurse before; it seems she's truly been reborn.

"Mouse, is it 2018 this year?" Yu Heng asked, squinting his eyes.

"Who the hell are you calling a rat! You're the rat!" Hao Junran said with a look of disgust.

"Brother Hao, Brother Hao, it's September 2018 now, right?"

Hao Junran stared at him like he was an idiot: "Nonsense! What month could it be if not September? Today is September 25th, have you really had heatstroke and damaged your brain?"

"Great, great, that's wonderful!"

This was a chance to defy fate that had fallen into his lap!

There are so many things you can do over and over again during your four years of university.

This time, he won't get married right after graduation and then get divorced within two years.

He wants to live a carefree life, make a lot of money, and build a thriving career!

But, there's no special advantage, is there?

What about the system?

Aren't all rebirths accompanied by a system?

He waited for a long time but nothing happened.

"What are you spacing out for?" Hao Junran asked.

"It's nothing, I feel fine now, shall we go?" Yu Heng said, getting up.

Hao Junran frowned upon hearing this: "Are you stupid? You're already here, why not lie down for a bit before going back to get sunburned?"

"Tsk..." Yu Heng wanted to curse back, but felt that what he said made sense. Why stand up when you can lie down?

At that moment, the door to the infirmary was pushed open.

A woman wearing a light gray suit walked in.

She was voluptuous with a full bust, but her waist was very slender.

Her swaying steps exuded the charm of a mature woman.

"Nurse Liu, I heard a student fainted?" The woman's voice was gentle as she glanced at Yu Heng on the hospital bed and Hao Junran beside him.

Yu Heng subconsciously sat up straighter.

He recognized the woman; she was Qin Lu, their department's counselor.

Although he didn't interact with her much during his four years of university in his previous life, her figure and appearance were truly outstanding, so he still remembers her very well.

I remember she always loved wearing outfits that accentuated her curves, and she would wobble as she walked. Guys often joked about it behind her back.

Now that he's been reborn and sees her again, he can't help but glance at her a few more times. This mature woman's aura is exactly the same as the one in his memory.

Kim Mi-jung is practically straight out of a Korean comic!

"Instructor, what brings you here?" Hao Junran immediately put on a docile expression and answered first, "Yu Heng fainted during training just now, so we brought him to the infirmary to rest for a while."

Qin Lu took a few steps closer, looking down at Yu Heng: "What happened? Did you get heatstroke?"

A faint perfume scent wafted from her, like jasmine mixed with sandalwood.

Yu Heng's nose twitched. This scent really suited her figure; she was so alluring.

"It's alright, teacher. It's just too hot. I'll just take some medicine and rest." Yu Heng replied.

Qin Lu reached out and touched Yu Heng's forehead; her fingertips were slightly cool. "His temperature isn't high. He looks like a pretty strong young man, yet he fainted during military training. He's a bit weak; he needs to strengthen his body!"

As she bent over, her neckline opened slightly, and Yu Heng caught a glimpse of a deep cleavage. This woman truly didn't treat her students like outsiders.

However, it's wrong of you to say that a man is weak.

"Teacher, I'm really fine!" Yu Heng smiled. "It's probably just that I didn't eat breakfast this morning, so my blood sugar is low."

"Bullshit!" Hao Junran interrupted, "Didn't you eat two meat buns this morning?"

Qin Lu raised an eyebrow at Hao Junran: "Since Yu Heng is alright, you can rest with him for ten minutes and then return to the team. I've already spoken to the instructors."

Hao Junran's face fell: "No, teacher! Yu Heng's face is still pale. I have to stay with him in case he faints again!"

Yu Heng cursed inwardly at this bastard for his dramatic act, but outwardly he groaned, "Teacher, I'm still a little dizzy..."

Qin Lu crossed her arms, a half-smile on her face: "I've been a counselor for so many years, and I've seen plenty of your little tricks to skip military training. I can tell the difference between what's real and what's fake."

"But you did look unwell earlier. How about this, rest until lunchtime. But..." Her gaze swept over Yu Heng's face, and she emphasized, "If I find out you dare to wander off, you'll face the consequences."

Yu Heng breathed a sigh of relief and quickly replied, "Thank you, teacher! We will definitely rest properly!"

Before leaving, Qin Lu glanced at Hao Junran again: "You, don't even think about taking sick leave. Be back in ten minutes."

As soon as the door closed, Hao Junran collapsed onto the empty bed next door: "Damn, this old woman is really..."

Yu Heng kicked him: "Keep your voice down! They haven't gone far yet."

Hao Junran immediately shut up, but after a while, he leaned in again, winking and saying, "Hey, our counselor's figure is amazing, wow, it's really top-notch. Do you think any of the teachers in our school are having an affair with her?"

Yu Heng scoffed, "I think you're the one who wants to have an affair with her, aren't you?"

[Please read the latest chapter in one go, bosses!]

[A word of caution from the sarcastic dog! This is not a bulldozing novel; the plot is realistic and slow-paced, with subtle foreshadowing. It's recommended to read chapter by chapter without skipping, and to use the paragraph comments and Baidu search for further information. I've been blacklisted once before, so if you don't understand something, refer to the paragraph comments.]

Just because something isn't something you've never experienced doesn't mean it's unreal. There's always a small group of people living lives that most people have never heard of or seen.