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Chapter 55: It's so delicious!

After testing all the students' mastery level of the Spirit Gathering Technique, the physical education teacher asked the sports representative to bring him a stool, and then sat down to teach a physical education class to the whole class.

Zhou Yu's palm strike did indeed make him famous.

Although no one understood what the crimson mist surrounding his body was, nor how valuable his cultivation technique was, they only needed to understand one thing.

Zhou Yu almost beat the PE teacher to death!

That alone was enough to command the respect of all the students.

A student with a total score of only 137 almost beat his PE teacher to death during a physical education class? That's really bizarre!

From this point on, the second-year high school students finally began to notice this person named Zhou Yu.

After finishing his physical education class, Zhou Yu followed Gao Ying, Mo Ci, and Liang Yanbo to the cafeteria.

As soon as Zhou Yu entered the cafeteria, he felt many eyes on him.

"Holy crap! Look, that's the 137 points that almost killed the PE teacher!"

"What? He got 137 points? I remember him. He tried to scam me out of money before. I didn't expect he actually had some skills."

"Damn, what a pity. If he had killed the PE teacher, they would have had a holiday. Couldn't this guy have put in a little more effort?"

"Hehe, it's just that I'm good at sports. Don't worry, the college entrance exam isn't just about sports; there are so many other subjects too. My mental strength isn't a disadvantage either!"

……

A murmur of conversation reached everyone's ears. Gao Ying and Mo Ci glanced at each other, and the discussion became even more animated.

Liang Yanbo, whose total score was over 500, glanced at the students. Those with scores below 500 shut up, and only a few students with higher scores than Liang Yanbo dared to continue speaking.

"Hiss..." Zhou Yu took a deep breath. "Minister Liang, I think I heard someone saying I'm handsome."

Liang Yanbo rolled his eyes at him. "What are you up to now?"

Zhou Yu replied, "People are starting to notice me now, you should understand, right? Now is the best time for you to show me your goodwill, or you'll miss this opportunity."

"Didn't you hear what people said? Exams aren't just about physical education," Liang Yanbo said, somewhat speechless. "I admit you're pretty good at physical education, and your academic performance is also quite good, but there are still four subjects to consider. If your total score isn't high enough, you still won't get into university, right?"

Zhou Yu wagged his finger. "We'll find out everything after the monthly exam. Don't worry, I have my own pace. Just treat me to a meal."

"..."

At this moment, Mo Ci awkwardly held up his meal card to his mouth, "I...I'll swipe it, after all, we're friends..."

She seemed to have made a great decision when she said the word "friends," and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that the other three people did not object.

"That's wonderful," Zhou Yu patted her shoulder, "When I become the Celestial Emperor, I will definitely appoint you as the male locker room immortal!"

Liang Yanbo originally thought the Toilet Immortal was invincible, but he didn't expect there to be something even more formidable: the Men's Locker Room Immortal? Whose subordinate is this?

Mo Ci's face turned bright red, and she quickly lowered her head.

Gao Ying then asked, "Brother Yu, is it me, the toilet god, or the men's locker room god who's more awesome?"

"Don't worry, you're the best."

"That's good!" Gao Ying nodded in satisfaction. "Actually, I recently found a really good job. Would you like to give it a try?"

Standing at the end of the food queue, Zhou Yu immediately thought of the job Gao Ying had introduced him to. Although being a male model at a shopping mall was unreliable, it was indeed lucrative.

"Tell me first."

Gao Ying whispered in Zhou Yu's ear, "Carrying manure, eighty-one days!"

Zhou Yu: "...You son of a bitch..."

Before he could even utter the last word about the organ, Gao Ying immediately added, "This job isn't as simple as you think; the benefits are excellent!"

"Really?" Zhou Yu's expression turned serious. "What kind of benefits, and how good are they?"

Gao Ying looked left and right, then whispered in Zhou Yu's ear.

"You can sneak a bite!"

"You son of a bitch..."

……

When they arrived at the food window, Mo Ci swiped his meal card and handed it to Zhou Yu.

"Wow!" The cafeteria lady's eyes lit up when she saw Zhou Yu. "You're the student who almost killed Teacher Li with a single slap today?"

Teacher Li was naturally referring to today's physical education teacher.

"Haha, Auntie, you're really well-informed! Get me some food."

Seeing Zhou Yu swipe his card, the cafeteria lady nodded. "When I passed by the office just now, I heard Teacher Li praising you. Although your overall grades are average, you are quite talented. I'll give you a reward too."

"I'll get you a meal today that's fit for a student who gets 500 points!"

Zhou Yu's eyes lit up. "Great! I haven't tried it yet. Let me give it a try."

The cafeteria worker handed Zhou Yu the tray of food and said, "Try it, how does it taste?"

Zhou Yu tasted it, and sure enough, the food for a student who scored 500 points was different from the food for a student like him who scored around 100 points.

The meat from the spirit beast tastes better, with more juicy and delicate flavors, and even the vegetable leaves are saltier.

"Not even a needle prick!"

The cafeteria lady smiled slightly, "You're supposed to be a student? Could you use something more impactful to describe the taste of the cafeteria food?"

Zhou Yu immediately gave a thumbs up.

"Holy crap, this is so delicious! It's making me rock hard!"

The students queuing behind: "..."

Cafeteria worker: "..."

Mo Ci, Liang Yanbo, and Gao Ying, who had just finished getting their food: "..."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Yu looked at everyone. "Isn't this shocking enough?"

"Hmm..." The cafeteria lady hesitated for a while before replying, "It is quite shocking. Anyway... you should go away for a bit."

Zhou Yu left the cafeteria window with a puzzled look, came to the three of them, and asked, "Strange, she made this request herself, and I did as she asked. Why is she still not satisfied?"

"I don't know?" Gao Ying, being one of them, also looked puzzled. "Anyway, I think the example is quite appropriate. It's just a pity I don't have one, otherwise I would have said the same thing."

Liang Yanbo complained, "Who can compare to the brain circuits of the two of you? Hurry up and leave, don't embarrass yourself, I want to find a crack to crawl into."

Mo Ci: "..."

Not far away, Sun Zhongmou, who originally wanted to come over to find Zhou Yu and talk about his "hidden relationship" with Qingcheng No. 7 Middle School, also stopped in his tracks, not daring to cross the line, for fear that he would also be considered by the senior and junior students to be in cahoots with this group of lunatics.

"I'll wait until it's more convenient," Sun Zhongmou thought to himself. "It's definitely not convenient right now..."

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