Swallowing the Stars: The cheat system only comes when I'm almost a god?

[Yan Ling Ji: How could that be? It was the state of Korea that started the war because they coveted the wealth of the Baiyue people!]

[Zhang Zhiwei: Understood. I'll think about who to send to rescue you.]

Of the five administrators, Ye Fan and Meng Qi, the two junior brothers, dared not reveal the chat group to others; Lin Yuan said that he was just a minor figure in his own world and it was inconvenient for him to do so; Whitebeard could send people, but he was surrounded by pirates, and others would not trust him.

After all the calculations, the task of saving people will eventually fall to Old Zhang.

The world of Under One Person, behind Longhu Mountain.

Thinking of Lu Linglong, who had just gone back to rest, Zhang Zhiwei had an idea: "She's already been in contact with Fellow Daoist Lin, and she'll find out more about the chat group sooner or later. Why don't we let her give it a try?"

[Yan Ling Ji: Thank you, I can wait.]

Just then.

Meng Qi: Excuse me, I have a question.

[Zhang Zhiwei: Junior brother, please speak.]

[Meng Qi: Ahem, I'd like to ask this Lady Yan Lingji a question.]

"What does this bald guy want from me? And he looks really weird."

The group members' profile pictures were mostly of themselves, so even though Yan Lingji didn't know that Meng Qi's attire was called a monk in later generations, she was still quite puzzled.

[Yan Ling Ji: Ask away.]

Meng Qi: Okay. Lady Yan Lingji wanted to specifically find a woman to rescue you, so if I may ask, what is your current condition...?

[Yan Ling Ji: Completely naked! They're afraid of my fire-controlling abilities, so they've kept me locked in the water, leaving only tiny holes for me to breathe and for them to feed me.]

Yan Lingji felt there was nothing wrong with saying it; the people who came to rescue her would see it anyway, and there was no difference between them relaying it and her saying it herself.

[Meng Qi: Oh, I see. You mean you stayed underwater the whole time?]

[Yan Ling Ji: Is there a problem?]

Meng Qi: No, but if I may be so bold as to ask another question, how have you dealt with your excretion problems over the past ten years? What's swirling around you now—bathwater or...?

"puff!"

In the world of One Piece, Whitebeard, who had just taken a big gulp of wine, suddenly spat it all out, soaking Marco completely.

Marco wiped the wine from his head and said helplessly, "Dad, although you're feeling much better, you still shouldn't drink too much. Your behavior just now was a sign that your stomach was about to give out."

"Gulp, ulp, ulp, I'm a white-bearded old man, how can I not drink heavily?"

That's what he said, but he still put down the barrel of wine for the first time, much to Marco's surprise.

Whitebeard didn't know how much damage Meng Qi's question had caused to the other group members, but for him it was an absolute critical hit!

Don't forget that he's on Fishman Island right now. Even though it's a land environment created by giant bubbles and no one urinates or defecates anywhere, his psychological discomfort is still lingering. Whitebeard now feels that all the pretty waitresses in the Mermaid Cafe smell.

[Yan Ling Ji: You little bald guy!]

"Hahaha! Xiao Meng is really something. Considering the hilarious things you've done, I won't bother you with the offense from last time."

Lin Yuan was also overjoyed with the world of Swallowed Star. He had the same question when he watched the anime in his previous life, but he was too shy to ask others.

Yan Lingji was clearly suppressing her anger.

[Yan Ling Ji: You're really being presumptuous!]

[Meng Qi: If it's inconvenient for you to answer, that's fine, but I think the group members would be very interested.]

Although he was unhappy about being called "Little Baldy," he had started the whole thing himself, so he had to bear the consequences. What he wanted to know most right now was how the other person had solved the problem of going to the toilet over the past ten years.

Ye Fan: *cough cough*, I agree.

Whitebeard: +1

[Gu Xun'er: +1]

……

Zhang Zhiwei was also concerned about the uniform "+1" message, since he was most likely the one who would send people to rescue the other side, and he didn't want the rescuers to get covered in it...

"Wow, the scene is too beautiful to imagine." Old Zhang shook his head violently, trying to erase the image from his mind.

[Yan Lingji: The crystal cage contains flowing, icy water, with inlets and outlets on the left and right sides respectively. I always relieve myself near the outlet, and... well, it gets washed away very quickly.]

She knew that if she didn't explain herself clearly, everyone would have reservations, and no one would come to save her. After all, even if the person who came was powerful enough to break the crystal, they probably wouldn't be able to withstand the splashing of water.

To paraphrase a line from Lin Yuan's previous world: "A mop stuck with poop, Lu Bu reborn!"

Meng Qi: I'm fine now.

……

[Lin Yuan: @Yan Ling Ji @Gu Xun Er @Zui Ai Chi Shou Nai @Li Fei Yu, you all have some understanding of chat groups now, so I'll say something different.]

[Lin Yuan: I'm sure many of you have encountered storybooks to some extent. And coincidentally, in my eyes, you are also protagonists or supporting characters in some kind of story!]

[Li Feiyu: How is that possible?!]

In Huangfeng Valley of Yue Kingdom, Han Li felt as if the sky had fallen when he saw this news. He had gone through all sorts of dangers and fought against Master Mo before finally embarking on the path of cultivation. Now, this Lin Yuan actually said that he was just a character in someone else's book!

[Gu Xun'er: Brother Lin Yuan, what does that mean? Xun'er is a little confused.]

Heaven have mercy, Swallowing the Stars: The Golden Finger Only Arrives When You're Almost a God? From the "Renren Bookstore" free reading app, search "Renren Bookstore" on Baidu to download and install the Android app, Swallowing the Stars: The Golden Finger Only Arrives When You're Almost a God? Read the latest chapters at will! She was only four years old, and because her father insisted on handing over the Golden Emperor Burning Heaven Flame to her, the elders had been watching her closely. Any slight mistake would be punished with clan rules. She had never even seen a storybook before.

[Yan Ling Ji: What is a storybook?]

[Loves eating animal milk: Can you eat that storybook?]

"Oh no, I forgot the historical context." Lin Yuan slapped his forehead, looking speechless. "There's a little girl who's strictly controlled by her family, Yan Lingji who lives in the pre-Qin era and might not be literate, and a baby from a barbaric tribe. Of the four, only Han Li has a relatively high level of education."

[Meng Qi: You must have heard other people tell stories before. You guys are characters in the story Xiao Linzi is about to tell. For example, my name is Meng Yuanshi.]

[Zhang Zhiwei: Ahem, Junior Brother Meng, be careful, Fellow Daoist Lin is still here.]

"Well, Old Zhang, you with thick eyebrows and small eyes have also betrayed us, and you even tried to smooth things over in front of me, betraying the revolution just because of Xiao Meng's Eight-Nine Arcane Skill Opening Chapter."

Lin Yuan sneered, "Heh, so what? It seems I won't be able to quell his restless heart without using some real methods!"

[Ding! System notification: Administrator Lin Yuan has muted Meng Qi for three minutes.]

"what?"

In the world of "A World of Supreme Beings", Meng Qi was dumbfounded. He had been transmigrated for so long, and no one had ever used the mute function, making him almost forget that chat groups had a mute function.

After spending ages investigating, he realized that even as a level-two administrator, he couldn't lift Lin Yuan's ban. He glared at the group chat page, cursing, "Damn these privilege-governing dogs!"

Ye Fan:

[Whitebeard:]

……

"Phew, that feels good."

Having resolved long-standing problems in the Swallowed Star World, Lin Yuan was in a good mood and spoke more gently when introducing the newcomers.

[Lin Yuan: I'm telling the truth. I've seen all the works related to these individuals. Don't rush to deny it; let me tell you what I know, and then you can judge for yourselves.]

[Lin Yuan: Yan Lingji was a person from the Warring States period. It was Xueyi Hou Bai Yifei who led the troops to conquer Baiyue, but the one in charge of the war was Han Wang An, who was still the crown prince at the time.]

[Lin Yuan: Xun'er cultivates a strange power called Dou Qi. Your father is Gu Yuan, the strongest nine-star Dou Sheng in the continent, and also the strongest clan leader of the ancient eight clans.]

[Lin Yuan: Little one, are you sure you don't want to change this name?]

[Loves eating animal milk: What's the problem? Grandpa Village Chief just smiled.]

Lin Yuan: No problem, whatever makes you happy.

[Lin Yuan: The village where Little Dot lives is called Stone Village. The spirit is a willow tree that seems to have lost its vitality, with only one branch sprouting. You all call it the Willow God.]

[You love eating animal milk: How did you know?]

Dahuang, at the entrance of Shicun Village.

The little boy climbed up the willow tree, which terrified the village chief, but there was nothing he could do. The child was suffering from hysteria and kept telling himself that someone was talking in his head after the medicinal bath, so they could only ask the Willow God to help him.

"Willow God, Willow God." The little one sat on a tree branch, stroking the only tender green branch on the other side. "The people in the chat group are amazing. I didn't even say anything, and they already know what the village is like."

Liu Shen ignored him, pulled the little one off her body, making him fall on his bottom, and then gently patted his round bottom twice with a willow branch.

"Willow God, you spanked me again!" The little one angrily pointed at the willow tree: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully the young... Ouch..."

Before the little boy could finish speaking, the willow branch suddenly stretched out after a flash of light, coiling him up and suspending him in mid-air. Then, a series of snapping sounds filled the air, and the villagers of Shicun all rushed to watch the spectacle.

"Hehe, little one has angered Goddess Liu again."

"My father said that the Willow Goddess is helping him absorb the medicinal power. After a beating, the little guy's bones and muscles will be stronger than the ferocious beasts of the Great Wilderness."

"Your dad's lying to you, right? If it really worked, why don't you let him hit you?"

"I'm afraid of pain!"

……

The children were gloating.

It wasn't that they wanted to bully the little one, it's just that every time he took a medicinal bath, his father and mother would say that he could withstand a stronger dose of the medicine but still comfortably soaked in the cauldron, and then they would start nagging him. So when they finally saw their beloved little one get the short end of the stick, they had to quickly laugh it off.

The adults, on the other hand, were completely different. They just looked at the little boy with envy, envying that he could be so close to the Willow God.

You should know that ever since Liu Shenluo drove away the old sacrificial spirit in Shicun, although they no longer need to consume a lot of prey to make sacrifices every year, they dare not lose their respect for the sacrificial spirit. Everyone else is respectful.

Only a tiny little guy! This kid dared to pee on Liu Shen when he was a child!

……

In the group chat, Lin Yuan continued to act as the fortune teller.

[Lin Yuan: And Han Li, the initial nickname for us in the chat group was "Laugh at you for using sockpuppet accounts," and you actually started using it!]

And who are you trying to fool? When did Huangfeng Valley become a branch of Qingxu Sect?

The world of Mortal Cultivation, Yellow Maple Valley, Hundred Herbs Garden.

Han Li was startled; his first attempt at using a disguise had been ruthlessly exposed!