Swallowing the Stars: The cheat system only comes when I'm almost a god?
Chapter 46 Han Li: Why am I the clown again?
[Lin Yuan: @Shi Hao, by the way, little one, stop pretending to be dead.]
[Shi Hao: What?]
[Lin Yuan: Do you still drink animal milk?]
[Shi Hao: What are you saying? What is Brother Lin Yuan saying? I'm already a six-year-old big kid, how could I still be drinking animal milk?]
[Lin Yuan: Really? That's such a pity!]
[Shi Hao: What's the pity?]
[Lin Yuan: Over the past tens of thousands of years, the company has developed many new products, which taste even better than the original Beast Milk. We've also launched milk tea suitable for adults. I was originally planning to send you some to try...]
Dahuang, Xinshi Village.
Having just finished drinking the rich and fragrant Beast Milk, the little one, who had hidden the metal can, wiped away his drool.
"New product? Tastes even better? I want to try it..."
The thought of those innocent ferocious beasts being captured and turned into milk-producing machines in Lin Yuan's factory brought tears of sadness to Shi Hao's eyes.
"How wicked! He tricked the child into saying he wouldn't drink animal milk, then lured him with something even better. Brother Lin Yuan is so mean!"
He looked indignant. "And Pihou and Dazhuang kept making fun of me, making me too embarrassed to take the Hundred Beasts Milk out to heat it up before drinking it. It doesn't taste as sweet as it used to!"
"Three years old and still breastfeeding, chasing sparrows, Xiao Hao Hao!" The little one looked resentful. "Don't they know how much damage those words do to a three-and-a-half-year-old child who's just starting to develop self-esteem? And they've been saying that for three whole years!"
"But I still really want to drink it!"
Babies cannot live without animal milk, just as the West cannot live without Jerusalem!
Shi Hao was prepared to be ridiculed by all the older children in the village, and was about to apologize to Lin Yuan and ask for a cup of milk when he suddenly discovered Hua Dian.
"Wait a minute! Milk tea suitable for older children?" he mused.
……
[Shi Hao: Brother Lin Yuan, how is that milk tea made? Teach me!]
"Hehe, I'm so clever!" The little one praised himself for his ingenuity: "Grandpa Zhang's teaching materials taught me that 'tea' is a noun, and 'milk' is an adjective, so milk tea is tea, not milk. That way, no one can say I'm drinking animal milk!"
Lin Yuan: Then come with me in a few days, and I'll teach you personally.
[Shi Hao: I'm scared!]
[Shi Hao: I'm afraid that after seeing the method that uses one's own body as a seed, I'll lose all motivation to move forward! I'm afraid I won't be able to resist prematurely cultivating the mature technique! I'm even more afraid that this time I won't be able to cultivate to the pinnacle and save Liu Shen and everyone else!]
[Han Li: Little one, what are you afraid of? In the cultivation system of Perfect World, your future is determined the moment you become an Immortal Emperor. No matter what happens in the past, it will not affect the fact that you have become an Emperor. Since that's the case, why not happily enjoy a better past?]
[Ye Fan: Han Li, you make it sound so easy. If you wanted to enjoy the change, why did you go to the Crimson Forbidden Land? Don't even mention that Xiao Meng's pills and the source I sent couldn't help you establish your foundation. There were also hundreds of Foundation Establishment Pills that Xun'er had the alchemist refine based on the samples you gave her. Didn't those work either?]
As a true member of the Shrouding Heaven faction, how could Ye Fan tolerate others trying to lead the little one astray? The Great Desolate Emperor was still fighting for his homeland in the heavens at this time, and Ye Fan couldn't let him find an excuse to punish him.
Besides, what he said wasn't a lie. Han Li was absolutely confident in achieving Foundation Establishment, but he still followed the sect into the Crimson Forbidden Land. Ye Fan didn't even bother to explain why!
[Han Li: Ahem, let's not say anything since we see through each other. We can still be good friends.]
[Lin Yuan: I understand. So you were still taken advantage of by Nangong Wan, right?]
Han Li: ...
[Lin Yuan: Excellent, excellent, excellent! As expected of the Time Dao Ancestor, you truly respect time the most!]
Han Li did indeed show some double standards this time. He tricked the baby into enjoying the beauty of the altered timeline, but when it came to himself, he dared not change anything, for fear of missing out on Nangong Wan.
Moreover, when Han Li was looking at the memory copy, he was very fond of the Luoyun Sect, which did not discriminate against cultivators with mixed spiritual roots. He mentioned in the group more than once that he wanted to rush to Tiannan to join the Luoyun Sect. As a result, he was delayed for seven whole years from entering Huangfeng Valley to leaving the Blood Forbidden Land!
[Ye Fan: @Shi Hao, although Han Li is talking nonsense, he is right about one thing: the past won't affect your ascension to the Immortal Emperor realm. So come and have some fun with me.]
[Lin Yuan: Little one, I believe that when the Desolate Emperor saw the perfected method of using one's body as a seed, he didn't think of simply copying it. Instead, he wanted to find its flaws and modify it to be more suitable for the chaotic ancient era. The truly powerful one is you, not this so-called method of using one's body as a seed!]
[Shi Hao: Brother Lin Yuan, and Ye Fan... everyone,]
[Shi Hao: I will definitely go!]
[Han Li: Well, I've become the clown! Does that mean my intentions differ from theirs?]
[Gu Xun'er: No problem, but the disconnect between Uncle Han's words and actions is too great, making it impossible to honestly believe what you're saying.]
[Han Li: Pfft!]
Han Li was already immune to Xun'er calling him uncle. After all, seven years had passed in the blink of an eye, and he was now twenty-five. What was wrong with a little girl calling him uncle?
"Besides..." He suddenly thought of something and a smug smile appeared on his lips: "I'm a married man now, unlike the other single guys in the group. It's only natural that my seniority has been automatically elevated."
"Besides..." He suddenly thought of something and a smug smile appeared on his lips: "I'm a married man now, unlike the other single guys in the group. It's only natural that my seniority has been automatically elevated."
What Han Li couldn't accept was that a little girl actually said that believing him meant going against his conscience! Wasn't this a blatant accusation that Han Li was a habitual liar?
But then he thought of the events in the memory copy, especially the well-known "Li Feiyu, the murderer and arsonist," and he couldn't help but wipe away his cold sweat: "Although...maybe...perhaps...maybe a bit too much, but isn't this a common tactic in the martial arts world? I didn't lie on purpose!"
[Ye Fan: Haha, Xun'er, well done!]
Han Li was still brainstorming when a message flashing in the group chat pulled him back to the main topic.
[Ye Fan: By the way, Xun'er, are you coming? Didn't you say you weren't comfortable staying at the Xiao family? Want to come for a trip?]
[Gu Xun'er: Sure, but can I bring other people? I'd like to bring two of my girlfriends along.]
Ye Fan: Huh? I'll have to ask Brother Lin Yuan about that; I still need his protection.
He didn't mind having more people, but he couldn't guarantee their safety. Those whom Xun'er called her "little sisters" were probably all seven or eight-year-old girls. If anything happened to them, he would be in big trouble.
[Lin Yuan: No problem. I'll send a main combat avatar this time. Its strength should be enough to crush everyone on the current Beidou Ancient Star except for the forbidden zones. Don't worry about its safety.]
[Gu Xun'er: Thank you, Brother Lin Yuan!]
Lin Yuan: It's alright. The offline gathering was my suggestion, so I'll naturally address your concerns.
……
[Lin Yuan: @Yan Ling Ji, why haven't you said anything? Did Ling Long encounter some difficulties with the task she gave you?]
The world of Tianxing Jiuge.
The Qin state, within the city of Xianyang.
The master bedroom on the third floor of Zilanxuan, which had just been moved here from Xinzheng, should have belonged to the owner of this den of iniquity. However, ever since Zinu was persuaded by that mysterious Baiyue witch in some unknown way, she has occupied this most comfortable suite.
"what!"
A piercing scream suddenly rang out in the night, startling the women in the next room who rushed over.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid..." Zi Nu gently stroked Yan Ling Ji's back, her gentle voice reassuring everyone. "You are now the auspicious omen of the entire Qin Kingdom, so don't be so easily startled."
"Ha! Auspicious? She's only good at fighting, that's all. I don't see how her brain is like that of an auspicious creature!"
A disdainful voice came from the side; the speaker was a beautiful woman wearing a dark blue floor-length dress.
Her long hair was tied in a low bun, adorned with a three-legged golden crow-shaped hairpin and dark blue gemstone jewelry. Around her waist was a golden three-legged golden crow fan. Such an eye-catching outfit made her instantly recognizable as Dongjun of the Yin-Yang School.
Beside Yan Fei stood four people huddled together, namely the Moon Goddess and the Great Young Master of Fate. It is worth mentioning that the position of Young Master of Fate in this generation is held by a pair of twin girls, which is why there is one more person in the group.
Although they didn't say anything, their expressions suggested that they deeply agreed with Yan Fei's words.
"Yan Fei, are you looking for a beating?" After being calmed down by Zi Nu, Yan Ling Ji finally came to her senses and immediately flew into a rage upon hearing the other's words: "Even Donghuang Taiyi of your Yin Yang School has been subdued by me, do you still want to spar with me?"
"Ugh, I can't be bothered with you!" Both Yanfei and Yueshen looked rather unnatural.
The two of them had personally witnessed how this seemingly brainless girl had thoroughly dominated Donghuang Taiyi: the Six Soul Terror Curse had struck her without her spitting out a drop of blood, and her foxfire was extremely difficult to remove once it touched her, causing the strongest member of the Yin Yang School to suffer greatly.
The most outrageous thing is that the divination methods of the Yin-Yang school have absolutely no effect on it!
What does this sentence mean?
It's very simple. Donghuang Taiyi couldn't even predict when Yan Lingji would come to cause trouble. He couldn't hide from her, and in the end, he couldn't fight her or drag things out, so he had no choice but to betray them and the elders of the Huomu tribe to ensure his safety.
The girls were reminiscing about the past, while Yan Ling Ji's attacks were still ongoing.
"My identity has been personally verified by the King of Qin. If you disagree, go find him! Besides, since ancient times, the nine-tailed fox has been the ultimate auspicious symbol. I represent the emperor's virtuous rule, abundant offspring, and the wish for longevity. I am on the same level as the three-legged golden crow revered by the Yin-Yang school. Are you trying to betray your master and ancestors?"
"Hey, I have such a bad temper!"
Seeing that the other party had insulted her faith, Yan Fei couldn't stand it any longer. She put her hands on her hips and went into battle mode: "So what if you can turn into a fox? I can also turn into a three-legged golden crow!"
Even the Moon Goddess, who had remained silent until now, chimed in, "I can do it too."
The Grand Master of Fate and the Lesser Master of Fate stood together, trembling. Although the three of them held high positions in the Yin-Yang School, they were not qualified to cultivate the supreme secret technique, Soul Dragon Soaring, and they couldn't join the conversation at all.
"Heh..." Yan Lingji chuckled disdainfully, transforming into a nine-tailed fairy fox with a thought. The white fox's expression was playful: "Your three-legged golden crows are all energy illusions. Can they transform into a real physical body like me?"
No wonder Donghuang Taiyi abandoned his original plan. He guessed that the royal families of various states would value the bronze boxes, and even if he bet on the right thing and marched to victory with Qin, the chances of collecting all the bronze boxes would be greatly reduced!
Nongyu and Madam Hu, among others, were maids, holding the lowest status in the Zilan Pavilion, which was currently supported by the Qin state, and dared not interrupt.
Jing Ni, a former assassin, didn't say much, and Zi Nu, preoccupied with her own thoughts, didn't intervene. So, all that remained on the field was Yan Ling Ji's triumphant laughter.
After an unknown amount of time, a child's innocent voice finally broke the strange atmosphere.
"Big fox, so beautiful!"\r\u2029
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