Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Zhang Changyao, who went inside to get a small mattress and spread it on the car, was taken aback when he heard Miao Yu ask him to take her there.

"Zhang Changyao, what are you afraid of in broad daylight? You're not a she-devil, what can I do to you?"

Miao Yu sat on the blanket on the donkey cart, waiting for Zhang Changyao.

"Wu Ni, well... I'll go then, I'll be back in a bit."

Zhang Changyao pulled the butcher knife from the cart floor and handed it to Yang Wuni, then led the donkey cart out of the yard.

"Zhang Changyao, you know I like you, and you did this so that I wouldn't bother you."

So you arranged for Hou Jiu to be by my side, deliberately letting him come into contact with me, right?

I admit that Hou Jiu is a good kid, very much like you were when you were in school.

But... I've already been with someone else, I'm no longer a virgin.

I'm not good enough for that naive young man. I can't have anything happen between us, and he wouldn't even look at me.

The two were halfway there in their donkey cart when Miao Yu suddenly grabbed Zhang Changyao's arm.

They whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

"Miao Yu, what are you thinking? How could I possibly have the ability to arrange things for others?"

What good is it if you care about me? I've been so scared of you that I've developed a mental illness. I'm so nervous that I can't do anything.

Hou Jiu is an orphan. Liao Zhi felt sorry for him and thought he could ask you for a favor.

Don't get any funny ideas about him. If you take Hou Jiu for yourself, you'll be held responsible.

He's not like me. That guy is a pure, innocent young man; he's never even held a woman's hand.

Zhang Changyao said this deliberately because he knew that Miao Yu had a strong desire to conquer; the more unattainable something was, the more she wanted to have it.

"Zhang Changyao, I know you're just pretending to be disgusting to annoy me."

In all the years I've known you since school, I've never seen you act like that.

Since you can't sleep with me anymore, I won't think about you anymore.

From now on, we'll still be classmates. I won't cling to you. If you want to sleep with me, please don't pretend to be disgusting and nasty, okay?

Miao Yu clung to Zhang Changyao's arm like a little girl, resting her head on his shoulder.

"Miao Yu, did you see that male and female classmate looking like we are now?"

To be classmates, we must maintain a healthy distance, pay attention to each other but not overstep boundaries; only then can the relationship last.

Zhang Changyao pushed Miao Yu's arm away and moved his body closer to the donkey.

"Zhang Changyao, I just want to see you every day. The more you reject me, the more I want to get closer to you."

Sometimes I feel that what I'm doing is wrong, that I'm a madman who has lost his mind, but I just can't control myself.

I haven't contacted you during this time because I've been restraining myself and not letting myself have any contact with you.

I also went to see my boyfriend, and he bought me this outfit, which cost several thousand yuan.

When I sleep with him, seeing his wrinkled skin and the body odor he smells like disgust.

I'm so disgusted by him now, it's incurable. No amount of money he spends on me can alleviate it.

Miao Yu clutched the fur of her mink coat, raised her hand, and watched as the fur was blown away by the wind.

"Miao Yu, I don't understand the thinking of you rich people."

I don't know why I feel so disgusted, yet I still sleep with them.

Money and fame are important, but forcing yourself to pursue them is not.

Lying in bed with someone you don't like, isn't that just torturing yourself?

How many years of youth do we have? Shouldn't we be spending our youth with the people we love?

When you're seventy or eighty, can the money you earned by sacrificing your health buy back your spirit, youth, and love?

Even if you have power and are in a high position, what good is it?

An old woman with a face full of wrinkles is flattered to people's faces, but disliked behind their backs.

Zhang Changyao patted the donkey's rump, wanting to get Miao Yu home quickly and end this pointless conversation.

"Zhang Changyao, you've misunderstood me. I'm not as bad as others say."

The man who bought me the clothes was my first man.

The first time, he got me drunk and slept with me.

From then on, I believed that he was my man, and I should keep my body for him, just like any other couple.

Until the day I saw you, your appearance captivated me.

You lay beside me, your distinctive masculine scent stimulating my senses.

Your breathing, your every move, stirs an irresistible urge within me.

You made me realize that my life can't go on like this forever.

I want to find someone young too, and I want to experience what a wedding night is like.

As Miao Yu got more excited, she couldn't help but grab Zhang Changyao's arm again.

"Miao Yu, something's wrong with me. I'm afraid we can't do it on our wedding night."

Zhang Changyao felt disgusted by Miao Yu's lies and shook off her hand.

"Haha! Zhang Changyao, you're still the same as ever, speaking your mind directly without beating around the bush."

If I don't consummate our marriage, no man in the village will dare to be with me; they're all afraid of that old man.

"Those country bumpkins and bachelors from the countryside, they talk like they're shitting, I could never be interested in them."

After saying those two sentences, Miao Yu stopped talking and looked at Zhang Changyao.

"Miao Yu, what you've done has gone beyond the scope of classmates."

Who you want to find or who you don't want to find is none of my business. Anyway, I'm a man who's been scared out of his wits by you.

Haha, Zhang Changyao, I know, I know you're finished, you don't need to keep reminding me.

To be honest, I've taken a liking to Hou Liben and I'd like you to help me get together with him.

"Well... this guy is several years younger than me, how could he possibly be interested in someone like me?" Miao Yu asked shyly.

"Miao Yu, you're really not young anymore. In our village, you'd be considered an old orphan, the kind nobody wants."

I'll ask you when I get back, but you should be mentally prepared.

Hou Jiu's family is poor. Just how poor?

He has trouble even getting enough to eat, you know?

Liao Zhi felt sorry for him and wanted to encourage him to read more books and teach him how to speak and act.

If you don't come, after the New Year, Liao Zhi will send Hou Jiu to work for his classmate.

If you've figured it out, hurry up and make your move. This kid's guaranteed to make something of himself in a big city.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Zhang Changyao quickly praised Hou Jiu, saying that success or failure would depend on this one blow.

"What does his wealth or poverty have to do with me? My family is so wealthy that we don't need his food."

Zhang Changyao, to tell you the truth, my lover is retiring after the New Year.

He said he'd take me to a big city after he retired, but I'm not going with him for the hell.

A few days ago, I begged him to transfer my job.

"As long as Hou Jiu follows me, I can't guarantee anything else, but he can walk around this village like a tyrant without anyone daring to stop him." Miao Yu smiled, her eyes narrowed.

"Hmm! I'll ask Hou Jiu when I get home. You'd better keep a low profile lately."

Your old flame, who walks with a limp gait and smells of body odor.

If they find out you're in a rush to get married, they'll remove you from the list.

Then you'll have tried to steal a chicken but lost the rice instead, wasting all those years of your youth helping him smooth out his wrinkles.