Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Hu Xiao dared not deny it and honestly admitted what Zheng Meizhi had said.

"Hu Xiao, is that even human language you're talking about? You think you'd sleep with a woman just because she pulled down your pants?"

You good-for-nothing who can't control your "little brother," you've wasted all the love my older sister has for you.

Sister, the baby in your belly works even better than what Zheng Meizhi said.

Zheng Meizhi shouldn't sue Hu Xiaozan. Anyway, this man is unreliable. Let's just send him to jail for a few years.

What we can't have, Zheng Meizhi can't have either. We'll fight to the death if necessary.

Zhang Changyao pulled the sobbing Guan Shuyun away.

Hu Xiao was so frightened that her knees buckled and she fell to her knees with a thud.

"Shuyun, I'm sorry, please don't report me."

I don't want to go to jail; my mother will starve without me.

"Hu Xiao, we won't sue you, but can you marry my older sister?"

Zhang Changyao shielded Guan Shuyun behind him and sternly questioned Hu Xiao.

"Yes, I can marry Shuyun, as long as Zheng Meizhi doesn't sue me."

Hu Xiao kept his head down, stealing a sneaky glance at Zheng Meizhi out of the corner of his eye. He was like a skinny man fighting wolves, afraid of both sides.

"Hu Xiao, if you marry me, I won't sue you; if you don't marry me, I will sue you."

Zheng Meizhi crossed her arms in front of her chest, held her head high with an arrogant air, and pointed her nose at Hu Xiao.

"Shuyun, Zheng Meizhi, my mother can't live without me, please let me go."

"From today onwards, I will never marry anyone in my life, is that alright?"

Hu Xiao banged his head on the ground repeatedly, like he was pounding garlic.

Tears mingled with the dust on the ground, turning into mud on his face.

"No!"

Guan Shuyun and Zheng Meizhi shouted out those two words in unison.

"God! What have I done to offend you that you are torturing me like this?"

I can't die, I can't live, what am I going to do?

Hu Xiao frantically dug at the ground with both hands.

His fingertip was cut by a stone on the ground, and blood mixed with dirt stained the back of his hand.

"Hu Xiao, don't be like this. I won't force you, and I don't need you to marry me."

All I want is for you to be alright. If you go crazy, your mother won't care anymore.

Guan Shuyun walked over from behind Zhang Changyao, hugged Hu Xiao, and stopped him from ruining himself any further.

"Zheng Meizhi, I'm asking you, what do you want to do to avoid suing Hu Xiao and prevent him from marrying you?"

Seeing the unfortunate couple, Zhang Changyao felt compassion and pulled Zheng Meizhi aside to ask her a question.

"As long as I can enter the Guan family's door and the child in my belly can bear the Guan surname, I will spare Hu Xiao."

When facing Zhang Changyao, Zheng Meizhi no longer acted arrogantly.

He lowered his arms, leaned to the side, and rested his head on Zhang Changyao's shoulder.

"Zheng Meizhi, give me a day, I'm going to find my second brother."

"Remember what you said: as long as you can enter the Guan family and the child in your belly can bear the Guan surname, I will spare Hu Xiao."

Fearing that Zheng Meizhi might change her mind, Zhang Changyao repeated Zheng Meizhi's words to himself again.

"Okay! I said, if you can do it, I won't bother Hu Xiao anymore."

"This guy isn't as good as you; his thing is only this big."

Zheng Meizhi held up her little finger and smirked at Zhang Changyao.

"Zheng Meizhi, you are a woman, watch your words and actions."

Zhang Changyao's face flushed red to his neck. He grabbed Zheng Meizhi's little finger, preventing her from gesturing.

Fortunately, Guan Shuyun was comforting Hu Xiao and didn't hear Zheng Meizhi's words.

"Zhang Changyao, what are you afraid of? I'm just praising you."

Taking advantage of Zhang Changyao's attempt to hold her hand, Zheng Meizhi threw herself into his arms.

She bit the button on Zhang Changyao's clothes with her mouth, lifted her eyelids, and looked at Zhang Changyao with a burning gaze.

"Sister, I have a way to help Hu Xiao solve this problem."

Are you coming back with me, or staying to take care of Hu Xiao?

Zhang Changyao ignored Zheng Meizhi's seduction; he was so numb to the woman's tricks that he felt nothing.

What he wants to do most right now is to help Guan Shuyun's man get rid of Zheng Meizhi, this troublesome woman.

"Changyao, you go back first. Hu Xiao can't be left alone in this condition."

Go back and tell my mother that I'm not going back; I want to stay at Hu Xiao's house and live with him.

Guan Shuyun helped the limp and powerless Hu Xiao up, and carried the willow branches on her back towards the village.

"Alas! In the end, it's always the one who is most devoted who gets hurt."

On the contrary, a woman like you who sleeps with anyone is more carefree.

Zhang Changyao pushed Zheng Meizhi away, grabbed her sleeve, and walked back to Zhangzhuang.

"Zhang Changyao, you're wrong. What kind of carefree jerk am I?"

My heart is filled with nothing but you and that ungrateful bastard.

We spent a whole spring and summer in the grove.

You wouldn't even spend a hundred yuan on me.

If I had known you would treat me like this, I should have bitten that thing off and swallowed it.

Zheng Meizhi leaned backward, dragging Zhang Changyao along as she didn't like walking.

"Zheng Meizhi, what you're saying is true. When I was with you, I was sincere."

If I had known you were this kind of person, I would have castrated myself rather than sleep with you.

My neck is too thin to withstand the green hats you put on me, stacked up to be half a person's height.

The two bickered all the way and unknowingly entered the village.

"Zheng Meizhi, you go first, I'll go into the village later."

Zhang Changyao loosened Zheng Meizhi's sleeve, letting her go into the village first to avoid being seen by others.

"Zhang Changyao, if you keep doing this, I'll shout it out loud and say that you went to the woods with me again."

Anyway, I don't care about saving face, so I'll just say you slept with me.

Zheng Meizhi flipped her hand and grabbed Zhang Changyao's sleeve, refusing to let go.

They absolutely had to go into the village with Zhang Changyao.

Zhang Changyao couldn't persuade her otherwise, and not wanting to cause any further trouble, so the two of them went into the village together.

"Zhang Changyao, what are you doing, giving up such a good life?"

The two had just entered the village when they were spotted by Zhai Qingming, who was working in the backyard.

The kid jumped out, grabbed Zhang Changyao's arm, and whispered a question to him.

"Qingming, it's not what you think. We just happened to run into each other and came back together."

Oh dear! I'm not stupid, would I make such a basic mistake?

Zhang Changyao offered an explanation, but then felt it was unnecessary.

Changyao, I just passed by your house and saw your sister-in-law sitting at your front door, holding two children and crying.

You should hurry home; something terrible must have happened at your house again.

Zhai Qingming glanced at Zheng Meizhi out of the corner of his eye.

Taking advantage of the conversation, he pulled Zhang Changyao into his own yard.

Feeling bored, Zheng Meizhi left dejectedly and went home.

"Changyao, judging from your sister-in-law's attitude, she won't rest until she takes down the roof beams of your house."

Your father and Zhao Xiulan were so frightened that they didn't dare to leave the house.

I'm guessing you're here because of your two donkeys?