Delta: With wages in place, even the Demon King's top-tier protection is crushed.
Chapter 31 Lin Shu: Brother Gua, stop lying on my butt with your cigarette butt!
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"Oh, isn't this my brother Gua?"
Neither of them was using their main accounts. They had just added each other as friends and accepted Lin Shu's team invitation. As soon as they entered the team, they heard Lin Shu's teasing voice, which was trying hard to suppress his laughter.
"Brother Gua! You're amazing! When I started my stream, my viewers kept urging me to check the rankings of the Big Red Operation captains. I thought something big was going to happen, but it turns out you secretly pulled a big surprise for me!"
"A whopping 83 votes! I only have 30. Brother Gua, your brilliance is dazzling!"
Hearing Lin Shu's teasing, Lü Ang could only smile wryly, wiping his face weakly as he said, "Brother Shu, you're still stirring things up..."
Lin Shu almost burst out laughing when he heard the despair and helplessness in Lü Ang's tone. "When did I start a fuss?"
"To be honest, I'm completely captivated by your personal charm; you've won by almost half a million votes!"
"Brother Gua, come watch my live stream! I surrender with my hands up! Your influence is terrifying! Lots of your fans in my stream are saying things like, 'What kind of Lin Shu is this? You're going to burn my butt with a cigarette butt!'"
"..." Lu Ang gave a helpless wry smile and waved his hand, saying, "In that case, I can only say that it's just a matter of course."
"Hahahahaha!"
Lin Shu couldn't hold back any longer when he heard the overwhelming sense of death emanating from Lü Ang's voice, and burst into unrestrained laughter.
As Lü Ang listened to Lin Shu's laughter through his earpiece, his lips twitched awkwardly. After Lin Shu laughed for a while, he quietly spoke up, "Brother Shu, stop laughing."
"OK, OK! I'll hold it in." Lin Shu quickly wiped his face, suppressing a laugh, before exclaiming, "Brother Gua, you really dare to speak your mind!"
"If I vote you into the top three, I'll give you a different CS game every day during the main competition. I wouldn't even dare to hear you say that. With your votes and so many days left, you're practically guaranteed to be in the top three. You..." Lin Shu pondered for a moment, "You'd better be careful when you play, or you might get chopped into a pulp."
Lu Ang smiled wryly, not wanting to continue this unpleasant topic. "Brother Shu, I can't be your teammate this time!"
"It's a real pity, but!" Lin Shu's regretful voice suddenly stopped, then his tone abruptly changed, his eyes filled with fighting spirit as he said seriously, "This also gives me a chance for revenge. Lü Ang, I still vividly remember the two times you brutally killed me. This time, I won't let you have a laugh; I'm going to get my revenge!"
Upon hearing this, Lü Ang perked up, not to be outdone, and said, "Under normal circumstances, you would have already crushed Brother Shu, but this time the championship prize money might be over 300,000. You know me, I'm known as the Delta Mercenary. With that much money, your regular army is probably going to be disappointed again. By the way, Brother Shu, do you know what a hat-trick is in football?"
"Oh my!" Hearing Lü Ang's equally battle-ready declaration, Lin Shu chuckled, his eyes gleaming even brighter. "Then I'll definitely show you how utterly vulnerable a mercenary like you is when facing our serious regular army!"
Lü Ang smiled and returned to the original purpose of the live stream with Lin Shu, saying, "Alright, Brother Shu, we'll talk about the duel later. Today, do you want to go straight to the main course or have some foreplay?"
"..." Lin Shu's lips twitched, and he rolled his eyes, saying, "There's something weird about what you're saying."
"Don't worry about the details," Lü Ang pressed, "Which one do you choose?"
"Let's play a normal game first. By the way, I know you, you're the kind of stubborn mule who won't move until you've got a carrot. So, if you kill more than ten, I'll send you a 'Shaking Sea No. 1' (a powerful weapon/item). If you don't get any, you can send me a Porsche, how about that?"
"I mainly want to see what your true strength is like, so I can have a better understanding of your capabilities."
After hesitating for a moment, Lü Ang pursed his lips and said sincerely, "Brother Shu, you don't need to spend this money. Let me just tell you directly, as long as the money is right, my strength theoretically has no upper limit."
Lin Shu couldn't possibly believe what Lü Ang said. He just thought Lü Ang was talking nonsense and laughed, "Stop bragging and get your gear ready!"
"Sigh... well, whatever, believe it or not. Thanks for the Douhai No. 1 first." Lü Ang sighed.
Lu Ang kept wondering why no one believed the truth. Su Wan was one, and so was Brother Shu. Sometimes he really didn't want their money, but they insisted on giving it to him, just like when he was a child and received lucky money when visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year.
Lin Shu rolled her eyes and retorted defiantly, "Heh, well, I should say thank you for the Porsche!"
……
The two of them teamed up and began their verbal sparring, which amused both live streamers. However, as the conversation progressed, something seemed off.
"By the way, what does 'foreplay and main course' mean in that 'meat-lover' comment?"
"Hiss... I suddenly have a bad feeling about this?"
"Hey, last time Gua Chu and Lin Shu teamed up and they came up with the devastating weapon of blocking the bridge. I have a feeling they're going to pull off something big this time?"
"Who knows? We'll find out soon enough."
……
Lu Ang set up a five-piece set plus an M14 Lin Shu, and the same was true. He selected the Bakshi Secret map and started the game directly!
But just as Lin Shu clicked "Ready," he suddenly exclaimed, "Oh no!"
"What's wrong?"
Lin Shu hurriedly clicked "Cancel Matchmaking" while saying, "I forgot to turn off matchmaking..."
Lin Shu hadn't finished speaking when he was a step too late; the game had already started, and he entered the operator selection screen.
The two watched as their teammates in the random match instantly locked in the Medic and showed no intention of changing operators. Lin Shu clicked his tongue in exasperation.
"Mine, I forgot to turn it off."
"It's nothing~" Lü Ang said without any concern, "Let's play a game. We'll talk to this passerby and see who he recognizes first. Whoever is recognized first will give the other person a hundred."
"Who's playing this game with you? I've figured it out, kid. You can't fool your female boss today, so you're trying to fool my wallet now, huh? Do you think I'm stupid or a spendthrift?" Lin Shu said with a speechless laugh.
"Hey~" Lü Ang scratched his head awkwardly, "Brother Shu, I still have some popularity, what if he recognizes me first... How about you give me fifty and I'll give you a hundred?"
"I'm not coming!" Lin Shu's attitude was very firm. "Time's almost up, hurry up and select your operator."
Lu Ang grumbled regretfully and chose Weilong, while Lin Shu chose Maixiaoshu.
Upon entering the map loading screen, Lin Shu chuckled smugly, "Lü Ang, do you really think I'm stupid?"
"I caught the first episode of that show where you protect your boss this afternoon, and it got a lot of likes. The scene where you tricked your female boss into paying more was hilarious!"
"How did that classical Chinese text we learned when we were kids go about? Lü Ang, do you remember it?" Lü Ang raised an eyebrow slightly.
Lü Ang awkwardly added, "If later generations lament it but do not learn from it, they will only cause later generations to lament it again..."
"That's right, really smart!" Lin Shu smiled and gave Lü Ang a thumbs up.
Lu Ang felt a wave of embarrassment, his whole demeanor betraying a furtive glint in his eye. "Um, oh my, the number one healer in front of the tower, let's fight!"
……
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