Delta: With wages in place, even the Demon King's top-tier protection is crushed.
Chapter 35 "Bro, my computer is lagging!"
"Stop laughing, bro! Come save me!"
"Help me up so I can distribute the food to you all!"
Lü Ang and Lin Shu exchanged a glance. Lü Ang immediately coughed and said frantically, "Brother, don't die! Hold on, I'm coming!"
"Thank you, brother!" the bee doctor said gratefully. "I have another Little Red here; I'll give it to you in a bit!"
"Stop talking about that! We're brothers!"
With an air of righteous indignation, Lü Ang walked directly to the elevator zipline, pressed F to go upstairs.
Lin Shu was a little confused. Seeing this in both live streams, he hurriedly asked KOOK, "What are you doing?"
"Don't rush!" After saying these two words, Lü Ang had already taken the elevator to the top of the Tower of Babel. Looking at Lü Ang's majestic figure, Bee Doctor seemed to see a glimmer of hope. He hurriedly shouted, "Brother, I'm here!"
"Quick, quick! Help me up, I'll give you Little Red!"
"Here it comes!" As soon as Lü Ang finished speaking, he started randomly pressing his directional keys. The dragon he was controlling was twitching like it had Parkinson's disease. At the same time, Lü Ang didn't care about wasting bullets and fired a shot every few seconds.
The bee doctor was stunned, his voice even more panicked, "Brother, what are you doing? Why are you convulsing?"
"I'm fighting a crocodile!"
"Huh? You're fighting a crocodile?" The bee doctor seemed to have heard something unbelievable.
Lü Ang's voice rang out at just the right moment.
"Yeah, I definitely have to fight the crocodile first before saving you, otherwise what if it bites me when I pull you out... Wait a minute, bro, that's weird, why isn't the crocodile getting any damage when I hit it?"
The bee doctor was completely dumbfounded and blurted out, swearing, "What the hell did you do?! You're just crawling around in the same spot!"
"You're making a scene! Come save me!"
"Bro, I'm fighting right now! Why would I lie to you! I've already fired 50 bullets. Is this crocodile some kind of monster? How come it's so meaty?"
"Didn't they say that supernatural beings weren't allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"
"Wait, bro, why did I flash back?! Oops! I'm suddenly back in the central elevator again! Don't worry, bro, I think I'm stuck. This computer is too old, I haven't had the money to replace it, so it must be stuck. Wait for me a minute, I've encountered this situation before, it just freezes for a bit and I'll come back to rescue you as soon as I'm done!"
"Damn it!" the bee doctor cursed in a low voice, "Why the hell did you have to glitch at a time like this?"
"I didn't want to either!" Lü Ang howled pitifully like a wounded little cheetah.
"Alright, alright, alright!" The bee doctor's mood had become extremely impatient. Seeing his health steadily decreasing, he hurriedly shifted his perspective to the trees downstairs. "Number Two, come and save me!"
"Oh?" Lin Shu's eyes flickered slightly, a sly glint in them, before he quickly said, "Okay, I'm coming!"
"Thank you, brother. Here, take this little red one!" the bee doctor said urgently, then urged Lin Shu to hurry up.
"Hey, never mind, never mind, brothers, I'm here, I'm here!" After saying that, Lin Shu came downstairs to the top of the Tower of Babel. He quickly went to the bee doctor's side and shot down the crocodile with a burst of bullets.
A glimmer of hope appeared in the bee doctor's eyes. His light shifted from Lü Ang to Lin Shu, who was now beside him. His tone was filled with the relief of surviving a disaster, "Good gun, brother! Pull me up!"
"Pulled!" Lin Shu said and immediately pressed "f". The bee doctor looked at the progress bar for pulling people on the screen. His tense heartstrings finally relaxed a little, but his heartstrings tightened again after a short time.
Because Lin Shu actually let go!
The bee doctor panicked. He was about to ask what was going on, but he couldn't speak because Lin Shu started saving him again.
The bee doctor exhaled a breath of stale air, and his mood calmed down a bit more.
"Dude, you scared me to death! Why did you let go?"
"Sorry, I pressed the wrong button."
"It's okay, it's okay, hurry up and pull it."
"OK!"
The countdown timer for the rescue kept advancing. Just as the bee doctor was about to be pulled up in the last three seconds, the rescue progress bar suddenly stopped again, but resumed the next second, only to stop again shortly after.
The next step is to repeat this process continuously.
Meanwhile, Lü Ang, who was ignored by everyone, continued to repeat his actions, regardless of whether there were any viewers.
The bee doctor, staring at the little mouse on the screen repeatedly pulling and releasing him, was completely bewildered. He hurriedly asked, "Brother, what are you doing?!"
"Are you fucking messing with me? Why are you keeping saying 'let go' while holding my hand?"
"Huh?" Lin Shu asked, puzzled and looking aggrieved. "Brother, why are you scolding me? I've been saving you the whole time... Wait, why is the progress bar stuck at 10 seconds?"
"Huh?" Lin Shu's tone revealed his confusion. At this moment, Lin Shu was like Columbus when he first set foot on the continent, seeing something he had never seen before for the first time.
"What's going on? Why won't you get up even after I've been pulling you for so long?"
"No! Could it be that I'm stuck too? Oh no! It seems like I'm really stuck!" Lin Shu panicked, his tone becoming more anxious. He manipulated his little mouse to stand up, motionless, completely frozen.
Hearing Lin Shu's words, Lü Ang couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing. He quickly pinched his thigh in shock and asked, "Bro, is your computer lagging too?"
"Yeah... pfft..." Lin Shu almost burst out laughing. He quickly patted his face, suppressing his inner turmoil, and said, "Brother, I..."
But it seems he had already exhausted all his acting skills; at this moment, he was even less impressive than an extra.
As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Brother, I... ah... I... my computer... pfft, my computer is lagging too!" After saying that, Lin Shu hurriedly covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud.
"Oh! Your computer's lagging too?" Lü Ang almost laughed until tears streamed down his face. He quickly looked up and rolled his eyes, barely managing to compose himself. "What terrible timing!"
"Hey bro, you little deaf-blind guy number three, I know you're in a hurry, but don't panic. Both of our computers seem to be lagging. Oh, right, aren't you a bee doctor? Give yourself an injection first, just hold on a bit, we'll restart the computers and see if that fixes the problem. Remember to give yourself the injection, we're coming right away!"
"Yes, the two of us will be there right away."
No sooner had Lü Ang finished speaking than the bee doctor, who hadn't gotten up for a long time, finally bled to death. Seeing the four large, blood-red words "Escape Failed" on his screen, a surge of overwhelming rage welled up inside him. He cursed, "I'll f*** your ass, I'll beat you to death..."
"Hey hey hey!" Lin Shu and Lü Ang hurriedly pressed the one-way blocking button. Looking at the bee doctor's box in front of them, Lü Ang looked heartbroken and extremely remorseful. He slapped his knee heavily, not caring whether the bee doctor could hear him, and said to himself:
"Brother! How could you die?!"
Why couldn't you hold on a little longer?
"Oh dear! You died a terrible death! It's all this computer's fault. Of all times to lag, why did it have to... Hey, my computer seems to be working again, it's not lagging anymore?"
"This is amazing!"
"There's nothing I can do, bro. I guess I'll just have to eat your bun with a heavy heart."
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