The program "New Trends in a Small Town" has a stable format, and today's theme is praising the traffic conditions in the main urban area.

So they picked up the microphone and started recording again.

"Dear viewers, as you can see, the traffic situation in our city is truly excellent."

"Look, this is a speed measuring instrument."

"The vehicle wasn't even traveling at more than 30 kilometers per hour, really..."

Wang Bingbing was racking her brains for novel words to praise someone when suddenly!

Swish!

A three-wheeled motorcycle sped past like a wild horse.

"Holy crap! Who is this?"

Even the usually image-conscious and swear-free Wang Bingbing couldn't help but swear today.

Her chest heaved violently with anger, and the thought that this was the second time the recording of the program had been interrupted made her even stomp her feet in frustration.

"Who's so audacious? That's outrageous!"

She was filled with accusations and even considered filing a complaint, feeling that this person was really bullying her.

"I see clearly now, it's the same tricycle as before."

"It seems the tricycle driver is here on business. He passed by once on his way here and is now heading back after finishing his business."

It must be said that Li Hui's logical analysis skills are quite reliable.

Wang Bingbing got angrier and angrier as she listened, thinking, "You can come to do things, but why are you driving so fast?"

We were recording a program praising the city's transportation, and you're just messing things up.

If we were to continue recording now, that genuine feeling simply couldn't be acted out.

"This is outrageous! Let's go! Chase them!"

Wang Bingbing and Li Hui, seething with anger, jumped back into the police car and floored the accelerator.

They knew this tricycle was suspicious, so they quickly reported the situation to the traffic police headquarters.

When the headquarters received the news, it took them a while to react.

"What?"

"A three-wheeled vehicle?"

"I thought that Lamborghini was impressive enough, but what's with this tricycle?"

"Don't worry, I'll send a large force over right away."

"I refuse to believe that a tricycle can pull off anything!"

If you can't even catch a tricycle, it would be too embarrassing if word got out.

Traffic police from all over the city were mobilized immediately.

Can't catch up?

Then let's surround and intercept you, and see if you, this monkey, can escape the Buddha's palm.

……

"Grandpa Tianzu, please drive slower, please drive slower..."

Yang Mimi's facial features were almost contorted in shock; she still hadn't gotten used to the insane speed of the car.

As they were muttering to themselves, sirens suddenly blared. Three police cars sped towards them from different directions, their target clearly them.

"Oh dear! Great-uncle, you really need to slow down now."

"It's a traffic cop! A traffic cop!"

"If you keep speeding like this, at best you'll get points deducted, your driver's license will be suspended, and your car will be impounded; at worst you could go to jail."

Although Lu Liang drove incredibly fast, Yang Mimi was still quite worried about him since he was her only great-uncle.

But when she said these things at this time, netizens criticized her.

Haha... Mimi's reaction is a bit slow.

[Three police cars have arrived. What's the point of pretending to be innocent now?]

[You only realize you need to wipe your nose when it's already running down to your mouth; too late.]

[They only remembered to brake after the car had crashed into a tree. Where were they before?]

What's the point of buying stocks only after they've already gone up?

[When Lu Liang saw the police, he must have been so scared he wet his pants, right?]

……

There are all sorts of people among netizens. Some enjoy watching the drama unfold, while others gloat and just want to see others suffer.

They all thought that Lu Liang must be scared, after all, he was just a child.

Before Lu Liang could say anything, Lu Jiangming blurted out a sentence.

"What's there to be afraid of! We don't have a driver's license anyway."

Huh? What kind of bizarre logic is this? So you're so bold because you don't have a driver's license?

Yang Mimi was almost in tears.

"Uncle, driving without a license is driving without a license!"

This is terrible. After speeding for so long, he's still driving without a license.

Thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. My great-uncle was so young, how could he possibly have a driver's license? And my great-uncle, being such a carefree person, probably wouldn't bother to take the test either.

"What's wrong? Our tricycle doesn't have a license plate either."

"That's how two negatives make a positive."

"This is math knowledge that my great-grandfather taught me. Do you understand it?"

Lu Jiangming looked proud, feeling that what he had learned from his great-grandfather was finally coming in handy.

Yang Mimi looked at Lu Liang with disbelief, her mind racing with questions:

Oh my god, is this how you teach people?

"Uncle, you can't drive without a license plate!"

"That's absolutely unacceptable!"

Yang Mimi said while wiping away her tears, feeling panicked and wondering if she would have to spend the night in jail.

The image of "tears behind bars" involuntarily flashed into my mind: holding a cornbread bun in his hands, with not a drop of oil in the dish...

The more she thought about it, the more miserable she felt, and she couldn't help but sob and cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"We've lived like this for decades, what else can we do?"

"My great-grandfather said this is the call of the wild, this is the ferocity of animals!"

Lu Jiangming quoted a famous saying once again.

Netizens were so shocked their jaws nearly dropped to the floor.

What the heck is this "two negatives make a positive"?! Did the PE teacher teach this math?

[Hahaha... The call of the wild? You really think you're a wolf?]

[Awooo! This is Fatal Fury!]

[This is hilarious! Animals are fierce? You guys are really fierce!]

Young master, you've led this old man astray.

……

Yang Mimi was stunned to see that the two of them weren't scared at all.

This is no small matter. Driving without a license, driving without license plates, and speeding in the city...

This is a very serious matter.

Don't let yourself get implicated. If you go to jail, who will bring you food?

"Grandpa, what should we do?"

"Why don't we turn ourselves in? They say confessing will get you leniency."

Being a girl, Yang Mimi was timid. After thinking it over, she came up with the idea of ​​turning herself in.

Lu Liang quickly shook his head: "What do you know!"

"They say that if you confess, you'll be treated leniently, but if you do, you'll rot in jail."

"Resist and you'll be punished severely; go home for the Lunar New Year."

"This is what Confucius said!"

【What the heck! What kind of values ​​are these?】

Are these values ​​correct?

Confucius: I never said that.

[Leave Confucius alone! Everyone blames him for everything that goes wrong; Confucius is more wronged than Dou E!]

[Yan Hui: Was my teacher that kind of person?]

[Kong Li: My dad is right!]

……

Huh? You were just explaining math to me, and now you're talking about philosophy?

Yang Mimi was furious. She had graduated from a second-tier university, while the two men in front of her were an eight-year-old kid, a primary school student, and an old man who couldn't read a single word. They wouldn't even know what a "one" was if a carrying pole fell over. And these two dared to come and teach her? Did they deserve it?

"Grandpa, what should we do if you don't turn yourself in?"

"Does it mean I have to become a fugitive?" Being a fugitive is even worse. You'll be living in constant fear, your life hanging by a thread. It's better to end it all quickly.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Why become a fugitive?"

"Only those who can't escape are considered fugitives. All we need to do is prevent them from catching us, right?"

"Everyone sit tight! I'm going to drive seriously now!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tricycle roared like a tractor.

Just like a little hen seeing a pot of boiling oil, it suddenly rushed out.

Seeing that the traffic police were chasing him closely, Lu Liang deliberately drove around the downtown area before heading into the suburbs.

Along the way, the tricycle drifted wildly, its wheels scraping against the ground, sparks flying everywhere.

Yang Mimi peeked out and screamed in fright.

"Fire! Fire!"

The tires were almost on fire.

She quickly grabbed a bottle of mineral water to cool down the tires.

laugh!

A wisp of smoke rose up, and Yang Mimi was choked and coughed incessantly...

[Haha...you can drive until the tires catch fire!]

That's incredible! Now I finally understand what "in a flash" means.

[This is hilarious! One person was driving, and the whole family had to put out the fire.]

[Mimi is truly experiencing the "three rounds of complaints about being a single mother" this time.]

Young master! You're truly a formidable person!

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