Taking Liu Yifei back to Northeast China for the Chinese New Year has sent the entire internet into
Chapter 10 Dog-drawn sleds? What a bizarre contraption!
Kaoshantun.
Fang Yu looked at the bright sunshine outside and said to Liu Yifei, who was still grinning foolishly:
"Come on, don't stay cooped up at home, I'll take you out to do something even more fun."
"Is there anything even more fun?"
Liu Yifei looked excited.
She is now full of anticipation for the word "fun".
"certainly."
Fang Yu smiled mysteriously.
"Guaranteed to be more stimulating than crispy noodles."
After Fang Yu finished speaking, he turned around and went into the house, where he took out the two men's military overcoats, hats, and gloves.
Liu Yifei quickly put on her military overcoat, wrapping herself up tightly.
She no longer has any objection to this outfit; in fact, she even likes it a little.
It's warm, durable, and gives you a sense of security.
The two, dressed neatly, walked out of the courtyard one after the other.
The viewers in the live stream also got excited.
[More work! Fang Yu's "fun stuff" never disappoints!]
Is it sledding? Or ice skating? Or setting off firecrackers?
[Stop guessing. Knowing Fang Yu's brain, he might be taking the celestial being to dig up a sweet potato cellar.]
[Haha, whatever it is, it's definitely more interesting than what's next door!]
Fang Yu, with Liu Yifei, did not go far, but came to a large open space at the entrance of the village.
The open space was flat, and the snow had been compacted.
Liu Yifei looked left and right, but there was nothing there except snow.
"What are we going to do? Build a snowman?" she asked, puzzled.
Fang Yu didn't speak, but put two fingers in his mouth and whistled a loud and long whistle.
The whistle was extremely penetrating, carrying far through the quiet village.
Liu Yifei was wondering what Fang Yu was doing.
The next second, she witnessed a scene she would never forget.
Suddenly, dogs appeared from all directions of the village.
There are Chinese rural dogs, golden retrievers, Samoyeds, and even a husky.
As if hearing a rallying cry, the dogs burst out from every corner, their target clear: they all raced towards Fang Yu.
Before long, a dozen dogs of different breeds and sizes surrounded Fang Yu and Liu Yifei.
They wagged their tails, stuck out their tongues, and affectionately rubbed against Fang Yu, creating a chaotic scene.
Liu Yifei was stunned.
What's going on?
She instinctively hid behind Fang Yu. Although the dogs looked friendly, the sheer number of them was terrifying.
"These...you raised them all?" she asked softly.
"No," Fang Yu replied while soothing an exceptionally enthusiastic golden retriever, "They're all from the village."
"Then what about them...?"
"Maybe it's because I have a more approachable appearance," Fang Yu casually made up.
He couldn't very well say that he had just redeemed a beginner-level [Beast Taming Technique] in the system and was just practicing on the village dogs out of boredom, could he?
The viewers in the live stream went wild.
[Holy crap! A thousand dogs are paying homage! Is Fang Yu the dog king?]
[What kind of amazing skill is this? How did he do that?]
I suspect he had hundreds of sausages hidden on him!
Among these dogs, it seems there's Ah Huang, the dog belonging to my second great-uncle...
Just as everyone was in shock, Fang Yu pulled out a husky from the pack of dogs. The husky had a pure white coat and eyes that revealed "wisdom".
Then, he dragged out a... crude wooden sled from somewhere.
Fang Yu tied one end of a hemp rope to the husky's collar and the other end to the sled.
He patted the sled and said to Liu Yifei, who was completely stunned:
"Come, Your Highness, please take a seat."
"Your ride, a Siberian Royal Husky sled, is ready."
Liu Yifei stared at the scene before her, her mind blank for a full ten seconds.
A broken wooden board, a hemp rope, and a husky whose eyes seemed to say, "I don't want to go to work."
Is this the "vehicle" that Fang Yu was talking about?
Siberian Royal Husky?
This dog looks quite decent, but the equipment is too shabby!
"That's...that's it?"
Liu Yifei pointed at the husky, then at the wooden board, her tone full of uncertainty.
"Otherwise what?"
Fang Yu looked completely at ease.
"All-natural, zero emissions, powerful, and suitable for all terrains."
"Aside from the brakes not being very effective and occasionally veering off course, there aren't many drawbacks."
Liu Yifei: "..."
Isn't this flaw fatal enough?
The viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically.
[Hahahaha! I take back what I said before, my imagination for digging a sweet potato cellar is really lacking! A dog sled, please!]
[The key point is that husky! A husky pulling a sled? Fang Yu knows how to make the show interesting! It's a success as long as it doesn't pull you into a ditch!]
[Siberian Royal Husky, hahaha, I give this name full marks! It exudes an air of nobility!]
[The celestial being's expression: Who am I? Where am I? Why do I have to go through all this?]
Fang Yu ignored Liu Yifei's shock, patted the husky's head, and said in a consultative tone:
"Hey bro, give me some face. If you do a good job today, I'll give you an extra chicken leg tonight."
The husky let out a "woof," whether it understood or not was unclear.
Fang Yu then picked out seven or eight dogs from the pack that looked relatively strong, tied them to the front of the sled in pairs with longer hemp ropes.
Thus, a luxurious lineup of "nine dogs pulling a sled," led by a husky and followed by four pairs of "mandarin ducks," was officially formed.
The scene looked even more spectacular, but also even more absurd.
"Come on, get on."
Fang Yu was the first to sit on the wooden sled and patted the spot behind him.
The sled was small, just the right size for two people to sit on, and they had to sit very close together.
Liu Yifei hesitated.
She wasn't scared, she just felt that this whole thing was... a bit too outrageous.
"Is it safe?" she asked, voicing her biggest concern.
Fang Yu patted his chest and assured him.
"Don't worry! I, Fang Yu, am an experienced driver, with five years of driving experience..."
"Oh no, I mean I've been managing this pack of dogs for five years now, and I'm very reliable."
Liu Yifei looked at him with suspicion, then glanced at the group of "sled dogs" wagging their tails and eager to try, gritted her teeth, and sat down as well.
As soon as she sat down, Fang Yu shouted in a strong voice:
"Set off!"
however……
The dogs merely glanced back at him, wagging their tails even more enthusiastically, but didn't move an inch.
The lead husky even yawned and plopped down on the snow.
The scene was very embarrassing.
[Hahahaha, what a disaster! A major dog training failure!]
[Husky: What did you say? The wind's too strong, I can't hear you!]
[Fang Yu: Don't I have any pride?]
I knew this would happen; these dogs are definitely not professionals!
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