Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

"Si-zi-!"

Li Lizhi narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly, parted her thin lips, and called out her sister's name word by word.

She put down her phone and made a move to get up. "I think you're asking for trouble again. You need your older sister to 'scratch' you!"

When Little Sizi saw that his older sister was really angry, he cried out in fright and quickly burrowed his head into Jiang Fan's arms, clinging to him tightly with his hands and feet.

She cried out in her childish voice, "Big brother, help! Big sister's going to spank my bottom! Protect the nest!"

"Hahaha..." Jiang Fan burst into laughter at the "human-shaped pendant" in his arms.

He held Xiao Sizi in his arms, letting her dart around on him like a nimble little monkey.

Li Lizhi chased the sofa twice, but thanks to Jiang Fan's intentional or unintentional "cover," she still couldn't catch the provocative little guy.

After joking around for a while, Jiang Fan finally reached out and stopped Li Lizhi, who was already a little out of breath but still "angry":

"Alright, alright, Lizhi, take a break. Sizi is still young; we're just playing around with her."

Seeing that Jiang Fan was stopping her, Li Lizhi stopped as well and plopped back down on the sofa.

Pointing to Xiao Sizi, who was still hiding behind Jiang Fan and only peeking out with half her head,

She deliberately "warned" him, "Hmph! You little rascal, just you wait! When Brother Fan isn't around, see how your older sister 'treats you well'!"

Xiao Sizi, relying on Jiang Fan as her "backer," was not afraid of these verbal threats at all.

She even peeked her whole head out from behind Jiang Fan, shaking her head and beating her head at Li Lizhi.

He kept making faces, looking smug like he was saying, "Come and catch me if you dare!"

Li Lizhi was furious, but there was nothing she could do. So she angrily picked up her phone again and decided to ignore it.

Jiang Fan looked at the two lively sisters and shook his head with a smile.

He reached out and lightly patted the little ox's bottom.

A soft "snap" sound.

The smug little rhinoceros froze, stunned. She turned her head, looking at Jiang Fan with bewildered and slightly aggrieved eyes: "Brother... why are you baiting the hole?"

"I'm just reminding you, you little rascal." Jiang Fan pulled her from behind to the front.

He tapped her little nose, lowered his voice, and spoke in a volume only the two of them could hear.

"If you keep acting like this, what if your older sister comes looking for revenge when you get home tonight? Your brother won't see it, and he won't be able to stop her. Don't you want to return to the Tang Dynasty unscathed?"

Upon hearing this, the little ox's smug expression froze instantly, then slowly turned into belated terror.

Yes! She still has to go home with her older sister tonight!

Back in the Tang Dynasty palace without Guoguo's protection! What if... if my elder sister really "settles scores later"... Thinking of the possible consequences, Xiao Sizi couldn't help but shudder slightly.

Her eyes darted around quickly, and she immediately came up with a "good idea".

She shook Jiang Fan's arm, switching back to her coquettish mode:

"Honey~ Well... I want to sleep in your place again tonight! Okay?"

"No!"

Before Jiang Fan could speak, Li Lizhi said, "I told my mother we'd stay here for two days. If we don't go back soon, she'll worry!"

"what!"

Little Sizi thought of her gentle and loving mother, and her head drooped.

He sighed helplessly. It seemed the "refuge" plan was not going to work.

She stood there, hesitant and lost in thought for a few seconds, then, as if she had made up her mind,

Her little face adopted an extremely "sincere" and "ingratiating" expression.

Taking small steps, he crept step by step to the sofa where Li Lizhi was sitting.

"Ah~ Sister~~~" she drawled, her voice soft and childlike.

Li Lizhi didn't even lift her eyelids, continuing to scroll through her phone with a blank expression, as if she hadn't heard anything.

"Ah~ Sister~~~" Little Sizi moved a little closer, reached out and gently tugged at Li Lizhi's sleeve, shaking it.

"I was wrong... I was really wrong... I shouldn't have been angry with you, I shouldn't have said you weren't cute... You're the cutest, cutest, cutest sister!"

Li Lizhi ignored her, only letting out a barely audible "humph" through her nose.

Seeing that her verbal attacks were ineffective, Xiao Sizi was getting anxious. She didn't want to "suffer" when she got home that night.

Her little brain was working at lightning speed when she suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered her "ultimate move".

She scrambled onto the sofa, using both her hands and feet, and then, to Li Lizhi and Jiang Fan's astonishment, she turned around, her back to Li Lizhi.

She showed off her round little bottom, wearing shorts.

Then, she took one of Li Lizhi's hands and placed it on her own buttocks, saying in a tone of "ready to die":

"Sister! I know I was wrong! Hit me! Hit my bottom to vent your anger! Hit me hard! I...I promise I won't cry!"

Although that's what she said, her tightly closed eyes and slightly trembling body still betrayed her nervousness and fear.

Li Lizhi was taken aback by her sister's sudden "sacrifice" and almost burst out laughing.

She strained her face, maintaining a serious expression, as she looked at the person who had come...

The little bottom, awaiting punishment, deliberately asked in a cold tone, "Oh? You really want me to hit you, Sizi? You're not going to back out?"

"Mmm! Mmm-hmm!" Little Si nodded vigorously with his eyes closed, not forgetting to add a condition.

"Mmm! Mmm-hmm!" Little Si nodded vigorously with his eyes closed, not forgetting to add a condition.

"But...but you can only hit me twice! No more! Otherwise...otherwise my butt won't be able to sit in a chair tomorrow!"

"Okay, then I'll hit you twice." Li Lizhi reluctantly agreed, then raised her hand high, as if to strike hard.

The little ox tensed up in fright when it heard the sound of the hand waving.

Its eyes were closed even tighter, and its little teeth were clenched tightly, preparing to face the baptism of the "storm".

However, the expected excruciating pain did not come.

The force of Li Lizhi's hand suddenly lessened the moment it fell.

Two soft "slaps" were more like "pats" than "hit," as light as brushing dust off clothes.

Little Sizi waited several seconds before cautiously opening one eye to peek behind her.

She saw that her older sister had already withdrawn her hand and was continuing to play on her phone as if nothing had happened.

The little guy let out a long, quiet sigh of relief before daring to fully open his eyes.

She turned around, like a small animal sensing that the danger had passed, and tentatively moved little by little to Li Lizhi's side.

Then she buried her head in her sister's arms and began a new round of coquettish tactics.

"Hehehe... I knew it! My sister loves me the most! She would never really kill me!"

She rubbed her soft little face against Li Lizhi's cheeks and neck, her voice sweet and cloying.

"But...but you can only hit me twice! No more! Otherwise...otherwise my butt won't be able to sit in a chair tomorrow!"

"Okay, then I'll hit you twice." Li Lizhi reluctantly agreed, then raised her hand high, as if to strike hard.

The little ox tensed up in fright when it heard the sound of the hand waving.

Its eyes were closed even tighter, and its little teeth were clenched tightly, preparing to face the baptism of the "storm".

However, the expected excruciating pain did not come.

The force of Li Lizhi's hand suddenly lessened the moment it fell.

Two soft "slaps" were more like "pats" than "hit," as light as brushing dust off clothes.

Little Sizi waited several seconds before cautiously opening one eye to peek behind her.

She saw that her older sister had already withdrawn her hand and was continuing to play on her phone as if nothing had happened.

The little guy let out a long, quiet sigh of relief before daring to fully open his eyes.

She turned around, like a small animal sensing that the danger had passed, and tentatively moved little by little to Li Lizhi's side.

Then she buried her head in her sister's arms and began a new round of coquettish tactics.

"Hehehe... I knew it! My sister loves me the most! She would never really kill me!"

She rubbed her soft little face against Li Lizhi's cheeks and neck, her voice sweet and cloying.

"Mmm! Mmm-hmm!" Little Si nodded vigorously with his eyes closed, not forgetting to add a condition.

"But...but you can only hit me twice! No more! Otherwise...otherwise my butt won't be able to sit in a chair tomorrow!"

"Okay, then I'll hit you twice." Li Lizhi reluctantly agreed, then raised her hand high, as if to strike hard.

The little ox tensed up in fright when it heard the sound of the hand waving.

Its eyes were closed even tighter, and its little teeth were clenched tightly, preparing to face the baptism of the "storm".

However, the expected excruciating pain did not come.

The force of Li Lizhi's hand suddenly lessened the moment it fell.

Two soft "slaps" were more like "pats" than "hit," as light as brushing dust off clothes.

Little Sizi waited several seconds before cautiously opening one eye to peek behind her.

She saw that her older sister had already withdrawn her hand and was continuing to play on her phone as if nothing had happened.

The little guy let out a long, quiet sigh of relief before daring to fully open his eyes.

She turned around, like a small animal sensing that the danger had passed, and tentatively moved little by little to Li Lizhi's side.

Then she buried her head in her sister's arms and began a new round of coquettish tactics.

"Hehehe... I knew it! My sister loves me the most! She would never really kill me!"

She rubbed her soft little face against Li Lizhi's cheeks and neck, her voice sweet and cloying.