Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 243, Yao Jin: "Your Majesty, my ox has committed suicide again!"

At this moment, Li Lizhi walked over and tugged at Li Shimin's arm, saying:

"Grandpa, these high heels are for women. How can you wear them?"

"It looks great! Why can't Grandpa wear it?"

Li Lizhi: "..." I'm not familiar with my grandfather at all.

At this moment, Li Shimin also noticed that Li Lizhi was wearing the same style of high heels.

Li Lizhi's attire made her appear even more graceful and elegant, which made Li Shimin even more envious.

Looking at my own sandals, and then at the high heels worn by my queen and daughter, I felt utterly envious.

"Grandpa, those Nikon Arowana shoes are pretty too..."

After Xiao Sizi finished speaking, she hopped and skipped over to Li Shimin in her duck shoes.

"Gagagaggag..."

As the little girl's footsteps rose and fell, the sound of the little duck began to echo in the Rissei-den room.

Chengyang also started running, and the two little princesses especially liked the duck shoes that could make noise.

Li Shimin glanced down at the duck-patterned shoes on his little cotton-padded jacket, and thought for a moment.

Forget it, I wouldn't dare wear shoes that make duck-like noises to court.

I'm afraid that stubborn Wei Zheng could criticize me all day long without repeating himself.

Li Shimin had already guessed almost perfectly why Wei Zheng would say those things.

This is the tacit understanding between the ruler and his ministers, which is something that ordinary people cannot match.

"Grandpa, aren't my duck shoes pretty?"


Little Sizi: "..."

Just then, Jiang Fan took out the bag containing his clothes and pants.

These were personally chosen by Jiang Fan for Li Shimin: capri pants paired with a matching military green T-shirt.

"Young Master Jiang... what are these... clothes?" Li Shimin asked curiously, looking at the things Jiang Fan was holding.

"That's right, it's clothes. Lizhi and I bought them for you. Try them on!"

Driven by curiosity, Li Shimin took it and went to the back room to change.

He took off his dragon robe, put on capri pants, and wore a military green T-shirt. Surprisingly, it fit him quite well.

In particular, Li Shimin's muscular physique was fully displayed.

When Li Shimin arrived in front of Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan was taken aback.

Who knew Li Shimin was such a capable and handsome man? Especially those muscles, that physique, wow!

"Guanyinbi, how do I look in this outfit? Is it pretty?"

Li Shimin circled around Empress Zhangsun twice and shamelessly asked her question.

"He looks good, Erlang looks good in anything..." Empress Zhangsun said with a smile.

Li Shimin found these perfunctory words quite agreeable.

"By the way, Lord Jiang, about the charging you mentioned last time... my electric car has been sitting idle for a few days now." Li Shimin hurriedly asked about the matter he was most concerned about.

Jiang Fan pointed to the solar charging panel he had brought and said, "I knew you would ask that, so here it is, I brought it all for you!"

"Then how do I use this? Teach me quickly..."

Under Li Shimin's humbly seeking advice, Jiang Fan pointed to the box containing solar panels and said to Li Shimin:

"Put the boxes on and come outside with me. I'll show you how to assemble it!"

"Yes, yes, leave it to me, don't worry..."

Li Shimin opened his arms and easily lifted the box, which weighed over 100 pounds.

This made Jiang Fan secretly admire Li Shimin. He truly deserved to be called the Emperor on horseback; his strength far surpassed his own.

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Once outside, Jiang Fan directed Li Shimin to open the box and then take out the solar panels inside.

Li Lizhi and Chengyang accompanied Empress Zhangsun as she tried on her new clothes, while Xiao Sizi ate the shrimp crackers she had brought.

Jiang Fan then looked around at this high-powered solar energy device.

It must be installed at a high place, and it can store about two kilowatt-hours of electricity per day.

He quickly chose the roof of the Lizheng Hall as the installation site.

Then he turned to Li Shimin and asked, "Do you have a ladder?"

"A ladder? What use is a ladder?" Li Shimin asked, puzzled.

"Of course it's the roof! These solar panels need to be installed on the roof, so don't tell me there's no ladder!"

"Yes, absolutely! Ananda, go and order someone to bring a ladder..."

Zhang Anan volunteered, saying, "Your Majesty need not go to such trouble. There's no need for a ladder to get to the roof. I'll go up right now..."

After speaking, Zhang Anan took a dozen steps back, spotted a wall next to the Lizheng Hall, and quickly ran over.

When you're almost at the base of the wall, push off with the balls of your feet, using the spring to propel yourself up.

Then he stepped onto the wall and lifted his body upwards again.

He gently gripped the edge of the roof with both hands, and with a little effort, he leaped directly onto the roof.

Jiang Fan was dumbfounded when he saw this. With such skills, it would be a shame if he didn't become a thief.

I wonder if Zhang Anan would cry his eyes out if he knew what Jiang Fan was thinking.

After his initial shock, Jiang Fan turned to Li Shimin and said, "Take all these solar panels to the roof."

"Let General Zhang catch it, don't let it get bumped. I'll go upstairs in a bit and teach you how to install it. There are instructions here..."

After all the items were handed up, Jiang Fan was at a loss when he tried to go up to the roof.

I don't have Zhang Anan's skills; even if I had a 100-meter running start, I couldn't get up there.

He looked at Li Shimin and asked, "Old Li, how about you carry me up? You can act as my human ladder, okay?"

"What? Old Li? You want me to be your human ladder? How can you even say that? No, no, I am..."

"Fine, you can pretend it yourself then!"

"No, please! Everything can be discussed. Here's what we'll do: I'll arrange for someone to act as a human ladder for you, and Ananda will catch you up there. We'll guarantee your safety..."

Just then, Cheng Yaojin came over carrying a food box.

Seeing this, Li Shimin immediately had an idea and waved to Cheng Yaojin, saying, "Zhijie, come here—"

Upon hearing Li Shimin's shout, Cheng Yaojin suddenly felt a chill run down his spine, a bad premonition creeping into his heart.

Why do I feel a chill on such a hot day? How strange.

Upon arriving before Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin put down the food box, clasped his hands in a respectful greeting, and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty!"

"No need for formalities, you've come at the perfect time..."

"Hmm? How did Your Majesty know that I arrived at the right time? Could it be that Your Majesty knew that my food box contained beef?"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah!"

Now it was Li Shimin's turn to be shocked.

I summoned you not because I knew you brought beef, but to lend a hand.

You were supposed to be a human ladder for Jiang Langjun, but why are you bringing up beef?

Cheng Yaojin quickly explained with a smile, "Last time I heard that Empress Zhangsun was seriously ill, I was filled with anxiety. Yesterday, I inadvertently confided in Niu, and Your Majesty, guess what happened?"

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