Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 247 Jiang Fan: "Brother Cheng, stop messing around."

Little Si shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, even if it's not good, I'll still try it from the seventh nest..."

"Hehehe, Mother knew you'd say that. Come on, open your mouth—"

"Awooo—"

Little Sizi saw his mother tear off a piece of pineapple bun.

When the food was thrown at it, it opened its mouth wide and waited to be fed.

Jiang Fan chuckled at the sight. Li Lizhi and Empress Zhangsun were indeed mother and daughter, they really looked alike, even the way they teased the little ox was similar.

The moment the pineapple bun touched her tongue, Xiao Sizi's tongue was immediately struck by its milky aroma, and her eyes lit up: "It smells so good!"

"Gulp gurgle—"

"Mother! I want one too!" Chengyang came running over, panting, his mouth agape.

"Okay, come on..."

Empress Zhangsun continued feeding Chengyang, while Li Shimin, watching from the side, kept swallowing hard, glancing at his two little daughters.

She glanced at Empress Zhangsun again, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Guanyinbi, what does this pineapple bun taste like?"

Jiang Fan could only laugh; it seemed Li Er really wanted to try the pineapple bun.

However, out of consideration for face, he was too embarrassed to ask for it directly himself, so he went to ask Empress Zhangsun instead.

Jiang Fan picked up a piece of bread and handed it to Li Shimin:

"Just tell me if you want to eat pineapple buns. How am I supposed to know if you don't tell me?"

"I knew as soon as you told me. Now that I know, how could I not give you any?"

Li Shimin: "..."

After teasing Li Shimin, Jiang Fan picked up a piece of bread and gave it to Cheng Yaojin:

"Come on, General Cheng, try this pineapple bun and see if it suits your taste!"

"I, Old Cheng, have one too? Well... then I'll gladly accept your offer, thank you very much, young master..."

Cheng Yaojin took the bread with both hands and ate it at almost the same time as Li Shimin.

The two exchanged a glance and said simultaneously, "It's so delicious—"

"Your beauty is so beautiful—"

"Brother, I want more spicy strips~" Little Sizi ran to Jiang Fan's side again, saying this while already unable to resist sticking out her little tongue.

Just thinking about spicy strips makes Xiao Sizi feel very spicy, but Xiao Dudu just wants to try them.

"No way, brother's afraid he'll cry from the spiciness like last time?" Jiang Fan joked.

"I'm not afraid! I won't cry!" Little Sizi said earnestly.

"The worse you are, the more you love to play~" Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, then took out a stick.

"Awooo—"

To prove himself once again, Xiao Sizi swallowed another spicy snack in one gulp.

"Waaaaah~ It's so spicy! Haha~"

Sure enough, after a while, tears streamed down the little dumpling's face, and its little tongue lolled out like a puppy's.

"Young master, could I have a taste too?" Seeing the little boy crying from the spiciness,

Li Shimin became interested, and after Jiang Fan's earlier teasing, he felt comfortable speaking up as well.

"it is good."

Jiang Fan handed him a spicy snack, and Li Shimin only snapped out of his reverie after the snack entered his mouth.

Taking a gentle chew, although it's spicy, the unique flavor of the spicy strip spreads throughout the mouth.

It instantly won over my taste buds. However, although I didn't cry from the spiciness like Si Zi, I still couldn't help sticking my tongue out.

At this moment, inside the main hall, Li Shimin and his daughter, Sizi, were both sticking out their tongues, looking utterly comical.

Chengyang and Li Lizhi couldn't help but laugh. Empress Zhangsun, seeing Li Shimin sticking out his tongue without regard for his image, was also full of curiosity about the spicy strips.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan quickly said to Empress Zhangsun, "Spicy strips are delicious, but Empress Zhangsun, your illness is not yet cured, so it's not suitable for you to eat them."

Empress Zhangsun smiled gently: "I just wonder how these spicy strips are made."

It's truly amazing that Erlang and Jizi could make such expressions while eating!

"Then, Young Master Jiang, do you know how to make it?"

Jiang Fan shook his head: "Your Majesty, you overestimate me. Although I can cook, I can't make spicy strips..."

"If the Queen wishes to eat it, I will take you to the hospital for a check-up and treatment. After you are cured, you can eat it."

"Thank you, Young Master Jiang!" Empress Zhangsun said gratefully. Jiang Fan had come specifically to take her to see a doctor.

"Young Master Jiang, give me another one!"

Li Shimin was an adult after all, and much more tolerant of spicy food than the little boy. After sticking out his tongue for a while, he suddenly felt that the taste was unforgettable, and the spicier it was, the more he wanted to eat.

"it is good."

"Okay, will Lizhi and Chengyang eat?"

"I...I'd rather not eat!" Li Lizhi didn't want to stick her tongue out in front of everyone.

"I'll eat just a tiny bit!" Chengyang said softly.

"Young master, I, Cheng Yaojin, also want to try some!" Cheng Yaojin couldn't hold back any longer.

"it is good."

Then Jiang Fan took all the drinks and snacks out of his bag and put them on the table.

Then you see Little Rhinoceros, Li Shimin, and Cheng Yaojin eating and drinking without any regard for their image.

Little Sizi has a pineapple bun in her left hand and a bottle of nutritional drink in her right. She takes a bite of the pineapple bun, sips the milk, and enjoys herself immensely.

This was the first time Cheng Yaojin had tasted these delicious snacks, especially the nutritional drink in his hand.

The taste was simply amazing!

The bottle, too, looks like a priceless treasure.

"Young master, I wonder if I, Old Cheng, could have this precious bottle?"

After Cheng Yaojin finished drinking the nutritional drink, he held the bottle and whispered to Jiang Fan.

"Uh... what does General Cheng need this bottle for? If you want it, just take all the bottles here!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"No, no! Young Master Jiang, you don't know this, but the precious wine bottle that Si Zi brought last time was all tricked away by Zhi Jie!"

"Your Majesty, please be careful with your words. I was not lying. It was clearly a gift from Your Majesty when you were drunk. I still keep it at home and offer incense to it three times a day..."

"Pfft—"

Jiang Fan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

I never imagined that Cheng Yaojin would keep a wine bottle as a shrine in his home.

Offering incense three times a day, what's the point? Can the wine bottle even sense your sincerity in your offerings?

Seeing Jiang Fan's reaction, Cheng Yaojin asked in confusion:

"Young master, why are you laughing? Perhaps I, Old Cheng, said something wrong?"

"No... Brother Cheng, why are you enshrining that wine bottle? Do you expect it to give you babies?"

"I don't know whether it will produce offspring or not, but that precious vase is crystal clear and priceless. Shouldn't it be enshrined to show the Emperor's boundless grace?"

"Brother Cheng, stop messing around. That thing, what kind of priceless treasure is that! To actually worship it, you're really something else..." Jiang Fan's words left Cheng Yaojin dumbfounded.

It feels like someone as smart as me has suddenly done something incredibly stupid, making me look extremely foolish.

"Go back and quickly take the bottle down and throw it away!"

"I can't bear to part with them. I'll take them back to the market and sell them... I can use the money from selling the bottles to buy a few cows for war supplies..."

Jiang Fan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

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