Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Jiang Fan interrupted Li Shimin directly: "It's not up to you to decide. Here, it's just my opinion whether we should eat or not."

"Eat, of course I'll eat! This popsicle is pretty good too..."

After Li Shimin ate, he soon noticed something amiss: there were several kinds of popsicles in the styrofoam box in front of Jiang Fan.

The popsicle I gave myself was just the most inconspicuous one; you could tell from the packaging.

Suddenly, Li Shimin seemed to have a flash of inspiration and smiled at Jiang Fan:

"Jiang Fan, why did you only give your uncle the popsicle? What's that? Could you give him a piece to try?"

"This isn't good, Uncle, you won't like it. How about you have a popsicle instead? It's bigger and filling..."

"My uncle loves a challenge. Come on, let me try this popsicle that I don't like..."

Jiang Fan knew he couldn't hide it any longer, so he simply gave Li Shimin a Chocliz.

After tearing open the packaging, Li Shimin took a small bite, and his eyes immediately widened in surprise: "(⊙o⊙) Hmm? This...this is much better than an old-fashioned popsicle! Jiang Fan, are you just trying to fool your uncle?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan feigned confusion: "Huh? Uncle, can you really eat this kind of popsicle? It's so awful, I wouldn't eat it..."

As he spoke, Jiang Fan took out a chocolate cream popsicle, put it in his mouth, and slowly sucked on it.

Seeing Jiang Fan's serious-sounding nonsense, Li Shimin didn't know how to refute him.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Fan took out a chocolate popsicle and tossed it to Zhang Anan: "General Zhang, here you go—"

Without any prior warning, it was suddenly thrown over, catching Zhang Anan somewhat off guard.

The whisk in his hand flew out.

Fortunately, she caught the popsicle that was thrown to her and quickly thanked Jiang Fan, saying, "Thank you so much for your kindness, Young Master Jiang!"

"General Zhang, you're too kind. Please eat, or it will melt!"

Then Jiang Fan said to Empress Zhangsun, "Auntie, why don't you call the children over? It's so hot, let's eat popsicles together to cool off!"

"Is this... appropriate?"

Empress Zhangsun asked if it was appropriate, actually because she was worried that there wouldn't be enough to go around, since Li Shimin had many children.

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Don't worry, Auntie, there's nothing wrong with this. Go ahead and send someone to inform them."

Empress Zhangsun then gave a few instructions to her maid, who then left.

"Who else wants a popsicle?"

As Jiang Fan was about to cover the styrofoam box, he asked a question.

Everyone present got to eat some popsicles, but Jiang Fan didn't dare let them eat too many at once.

It can easily cause gastroenteritis, and if that happens, it would be a loss that outweighs the gain.

If you indulge in something you like and end up with diarrhea, that would be terrible.

Little Sizi clearly didn't consider these things and said directly, "Brother, I'm not even seven-tenths full yet..."

"You can't eat anymore! You've already had two ice creams, that's a lot. Eating any more will give you a stomach upset!"

"My tummy isn't fussing, my tummy is very obedient!"

"Then ask yourself if you still want to eat?" Jiang Fan had just finished speaking.

The little girl actually looked down at her belly and asked in a childish voice, "Little belly, are you not full yet?"

"You still want seven popsicles, don't you? Oh... wow, you still want seven... five popsicles, don't you?"

Jiang Fan: "..." Si Zi, you're wasting your talent by not becoming an actor.

However, Jiang Fan ultimately suppressed Xiao Sizi's idea, as he had to keep her mouth shut.

Then he took out a sun hat and put it on Xiao Sizi's head first.

Well, Little Sizi was a little unhappy because she couldn't "trick" her into giving him an ice pop.

Her little mouth was pouting, and she had an unhappy expression on her face.

But once the sun hat was on, Xiao Sizi's attention was diverted.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Fan turned on the fan switch on his hat, and the small fan mounted on the brim of the hat started spinning rapidly.

A gust of wind blew across Xiao Sizi's face.

Jiang Fan asked, "How are you, Sizi? Is it much cooler now?"

"Mmm, it's much cooler now, (^__^) hehe..."

"Auntie, this is for you. Take a look and see if you like it!"

As he spoke, Jiang Fan handed the khaki sun hat to Empress Zhangsun.

Li Shimin, standing to the side with an expectant look, said, "Guanyinbi, quickly put it on and let me see..."

Empress Zhangsun smiled gently, then took the sun hat with both hands and gently put it on her head.

At this time, Empress Zhangsun had just returned from the hospital and was not wearing a phoenix crown or headdress, otherwise, this sun hat would have been really difficult to wear.

After putting it on, Jiang Fan immediately turned on the small fan, and the powerful little fan started working.

The wind blew continuously onto Empress Zhangsun's face.

Then Jiang Fan brought out a pair of women's sunglasses and put them on Empress Zhangsun's face:

"With sunglasses and a sun hat, my aunt isn't afraid of the sun anymore!"

Empress Zhangsun's attire stunned Li Shimin.

So she asked Jiang Fan, "Jiang Fan, what is this black thing? How can it cover Guanyinbi's eyes?"

"These sunglasses can block out the glaring sunlight outside. Uncle, would you like to try them on too?"

"Is it... possible? Come on, Uncle-in-law, give it a try..."

He then pulled out a pair of men's sunglasses, the same style as those in Terminator movies.

He placed it on Li Shimin's face, then asked Zhang Anan, "General Zhang, do you have a large gold chain?"

"Ah? A large gold chain? Young master, you mean..."

"Put it around His Majesty's neck. Sunglasses alone without a big gold chain won't bring out His Majesty's majestic and domineering image."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Anan understood.

He immediately turned and left, and soon returned carrying a large gold chain.

It's quite heavy when you carry it, at least 20 kilograms.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Fan nodded in satisfaction: "Come, come, give me the golden chain..."

After Zhang Anan handed the large gold chain to Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan suddenly lurched forward, realizing he had underestimated its weight.

"Old Li, come on, put this on..."

Li Shimin was puzzled, but out of curiosity, he cooperated with Jiang Fan and put on the large gold chain.

"Mmm, it's almost to my liking now. Big gold chain, small watch, let's have some barbecue tonight..."

Li Shimin listened to Jiang Fan's words, though he didn't quite understand what they meant.

But I felt the big gold chain around my neck was quite heavy, and it was putting some strain on my cervical spine.

So she asked, "Jiang Fan, can your uncle remove this gold chain now?"

"Wait a minute, let me take a picture of the magically transformed Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, the strongest carbon-based life form on Earth in the 7th century. It's absolutely awesome."

As he spoke, Jiang Fan took out his phone and snapped this unique photo.