Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!
Chapter 270 Mother, don't be afraid, your son will protect you!
"Sizi, let's see who gets to the Lizheng Hall first. Whoever wins will grant the other one a request."
"Okay, my little one is the best." Little Sizi agreed without hesitation.
"Well……"
Jiang Fan was speechless. How could you, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, compare yourself to a two-and-a-half-year-old child? Especially since you're taking him along.
"Damn it—slow down, Sizi—" Then the next second...
Sizi floored the accelerator, startling Jiang Fan, who was sitting in the passenger seat.
Little Sizi laughed heartily and said, "Don't be afraid, brother. I'll take you and leave Grandpa far behind."
"Well……"
Immediately afterwards, in the palace corridor, a Ferrari and a small electric scooter were chasing each other.
The palace guards dared not stop it in the slightest; on ordinary days, this little electric scooter had often been seen recklessly speeding through the palace grounds.
To Jiang Fan's amusement and exasperation, Xiao Sizi still won. There was no way around it; that's the allure of money. Sizi and Chengyang's children's stroller...
But Jiang Fan spent tens of thousands of yuan to buy it, and its top speed can reach 80 kilometers per hour. As for electric bikes...
It's only a few thousand yuan, and it's safe and fast, not to mention, don't underestimate Xiao Sizi just because she's young.
That's an exceptional talent for high-speed driving; even Jiang Fan would be humbled by his drifting skills.
"Sizi, tell me what you want? Anything your father has, I'll give you." Li Shimin said, annoyed.
"Um...Grandpa, it's not 'I want something,' but 'Do you have something?'"
"Hehe, I am the Emperor of the Great Tang Dynasty, possessing the wealth of the four seas," Li Shimin said proudly.
"I want to go to the amusement park to ride bumper cars, go to Qi Niu Steakhouse, go to Qi Keng Chicken, go to Hao Bubble Tea, go~"
Little Sizi was talking about the menu like he was ordering food, and his mouth was watering again.
Li Shimin: "Uh...no! What you're saying makes me hungry."
"I only have a few dishes, I'll discuss them with Grandpa after I've thought them through~"
Xiao Sizi sighed and said that she knew how "poor" her grandfather was. Compared with her brother, he really had nothing.
"All right!"
the other side.
Before long, Li Chengqian and the others arrived, panting. Empress Zhangsun and Li Lizhi were charging the electric scooter.
Looking at the row of cars, Li Chengqian and the others were extremely envious. These things...
It's much faster than a horse and incredibly convenient. How awesome would it be to have one of your own?
"Mother, Lizhi, what are you doing?"
Empress Zhangsun said with a smile, "Recharge the electric scooter!"
Why would you charge an electric car?
"Haven't you guys tried your grandpa's car? This electric car is powered by electricity; if there's no power, it won't move!"
"No! Grandpa treasures it very much. He doesn't even look at it, and he even sleeps with the magic car when you're not around."
Empress Zhangsun: "..."
"Ahem, Mother, by the way, what is electricity? Why can't I see it?"
This question stumped even Empress Zhangsun.
Just then, Li Tai came over, looking like he knew everything, and pointed at the power strip, saying, "Mother, I know, the electricity must be in here. Let me get it out for you..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tai reached out and picked up the wire next to him, then poked it into the socket inside the power strip.
Empress Zhangsun was shocked to see this and tried to stop her, but it was too late.
Then they saw Li Tai gripping the power strip and starting to convulse.
His hair was practically standing on end, and he was screaming in agony, "Ugh ugh ugh ugh..."
Seeing this, Li Chengan was shocked and quickly reached out to rescue Li Tai.
Although the two brothers occasionally had disagreements, they were, after all, blood brothers, and the bond of kinship always took precedence over their thoughts.
So he reached out and pulled Li Tai's body.
"No!!"
Empress Zhangsun exclaimed in surprise, recalling vividly the last time her eldest son was electrocuted, but she was a step too slow and failed to stop him.
As a result, the two brothers experienced the thrill of electric shock together, their bodies throbbing with pain as if they were about to explode. They wanted to loosen their grip, but their hands were not under their control.
Upon hearing the commotion outside, Li Shimin and Jiang Fan, who were inside, immediately sensed something was wrong and turned to run back into the house.
Especially Li Shimin, whose two long legs swung around like wheels of fire, almost making his shoes fly off.
"Guanyinbi, what happened?" Her voice arrived before she even entered.
Not to be outdone, Little Sizi followed closely behind Li Shimin on his short little legs and rushed out, shouting, "Mother, don't be afraid, I'll protect you—"
Upon seeing Li Shimin running over, Empress Zhangsun hurriedly shouted loudly at him.
After listening to Empress Zhangsun's words, Li Shimin turned to look at his two eldest sons.
It turned out that these two grown men had actually... had done the same thing as I had back then, touching electricity. They were truly... quite courageous.
Although Li Shimin wanted to rescue them, reason told him that he could not act rashly.
Electricity doesn't discriminate; even the emperor's status is useless against it.
You might get an electric shock yourself.
Then he turned to Jiang Fan and said, "Jiang Fan, please help save them!"
Jiang Fan didn't dare to delay. He picked up a wooden stick, went up to Li Tai, and directly knocked the power strip off Li Tai's hand.
Li Tai and Li Chengqian immediately collapsed to the ground, looking terrified.
After recovering, Li Tai said to Empress Zhangsun, "Mother, I am incompetent. I failed to capture the electricity and was instead tricked by it. I..."
Just as Li Chengan was about to say something, Jiang Fan raised his hand to interrupt them:
"You two, shut up! This electricity can kill you. What were you thinking? Touching something electrified?"
Looking at Jiang Fan's arrogant expression, Li Tai felt a surge of displeasure and muttered to himself:
"I only did this so my mother could see what electricity looks like... I didn't know electricity was so cruel..."
Li Shimin kicked Li Tai in the buttocks, saying, "The Wude era is long gone."
"This is the Zhenguan era, why are you talking about martial virtue? Are you asking for a beating?"
Li Tai: "..." Who am I? Where am I? What did I say?
Seeing this, Li Chengan immediately swallowed his words, even if it caused him internal injuries, he couldn't say them out loud, or he would easily get beaten up.
"Even you, Uncle Cheng, can't handle this electricity. You two little brats think you can conquer it? You really think you're something special?"
"Grandpa, Qingque knows she was wrong!"
Li Chengan quickly added, "Gao Ming knows his mistake and begs for punishment, Master. If Gao Ming had watched Qing Que get electrocuted without doing anything, Gao Ming would not have felt at ease..."
Upon hearing this, Li Shimin seemed to understand.
My own eldest son was electrocuted while saving Qingque, and the culprit was my own Qingque.
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