Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 276 Grandpa, do you want to ruin my nutritional drink?

Zhuque Avenue is over 100 meters wide, and its surface is paved.

This was the most prosperous main road in the Tang Dynasty, and the central axis of Chang'an.

Inside the shops on both sides, many people were taking shelter from the rain.

And bursts of laughter kept coming from them, as if they were talking about how wonderful this timely rain was.

Jiang Fan got to see the daily life of ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty, which was quite different from what was shown in TV dramas, but it was very lively.

Li Shimin then smiled and said to Jiang Fan, "Look at Zhuque Avenue in Chang'an, can it be considered prosperous?"

Jiang Fan replied with a smile, "That depends on the comparison. For example, compared to your Great Tang Dynasty..."

That must be bustling, but compared to our area, it's far inferior!

"What? Too much...too much? How much is too much? Tell me more, let your uncle hear if you're just bragging!"

"What's so great about that? It's just a street in a city. We have a street that stretches for miles..."

"puff--"

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin nearly coughed up blood.

A long street? A hundred miles? Is the "mile" you're talking about even real?

Or perhaps you're saying this long street stretches from Yongzhou to Liangzhou? Anyway, in the Tang Dynasty...

There are plenty of roads that stretch for a hundred miles, but a street that's a hundred miles long...

Even Cheng Yaojin, who had volunteered to drive the carriage, looked surprised and asked Jiang Fan:

"Young master, are you joking? Is there really a street a hundred miles long? How long would that be?"

"It's a tiny bit longer and a tiny bit wider than Suzaku Avenue, and a tiny bit more bustling. There's traffic congestion every day..."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin was even more dumbfounded.

Traffic jam? Are your houses filled with cars? Traffic jam? Even if you brought all the cars in the Tang Dynasty to Zhuque Street, there wouldn't be a traffic jam. You're just spouting nonsense about traffic jams? Are you kidding me?

"Lizhi, is it true?" Li Shimin asked Li Lizhi, who was feeding two little babies.

"Yeah, that's right! The streets around where Brother Fan lives are always congested during rush hour."

Li Shimin didn't know what commuting to get off work meant, but it didn't matter. He was too discouraged to talk anymore.

Unexpectedly, the Vermilion Bird Avenue, which their Tang Dynasty was so proud of, was nothing more than a drop in the ocean compared to Jiang Fan.

This setup wasn't done well; it was a mistake.

"Brother Fan, the Lantern Festival is in a few days. At that time, the curfew in Chang'an will be lifted, and people can enjoy themselves all night long."

In Chang'an, "the streets and alleys are ablaze with lanterns for miles, and there are grand lantern-viewing banquets, as well as talented men and beautiful women composing poems and couplets. It's even more lively than a night market."

Li Lizhi seemed to remember something and spoke at that moment.

"Okay, then I'll definitely join in the fun."

"Okay, then, Lizhi will show my brother around properly."

"Oh right, it's also Jiko's birthday that day..."

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Soon the group of people left Chang'an and traveled on the official road. Although it was raining heavily,

However, perhaps due to the prolonged drought, and the fact that the official roads were paved and not excessively muddy, the situation remained problematic.

However, the road was uneven, and the ride was bumpy and uncomfortable.

Soon it was noon, and the group continued their journey at a brisk pace. The weather had cleared up, and they rested in a grove of trees.

Jiang Fan took out three bottles of nutritional drinks from his bag, giving one to Li Lizhi.

The remaining two bottles were given to Xiao Sizi and Chengyang: "Here you go, Sizi, Chengyang, these are your favorites!"

Upon seeing the nutritional drink, Xiao Sizi's big, bright eyes instantly lit up: "I love it! I love it the most..."

But after Xiao Sizi took the nutritional drink, she struggled for a long time but still couldn't unscrew the cap.

Although I know how to twist it, I can't do it myself; my skills don't allow it.

Seeing this, Li Shimin laughed and said, "Sizi, let Grandpa help you open it. Grandpa knows how to open this bottle cap!"

Little Sizi immediately looked at her grandfather warily: "Grandpa, are you trying to ruin my nutritional drink?"

Li Shimin nodded and said, "How could that be? Even if I wanted to... I couldn't say it. I was just helping you out..."

Seeing this, Xiao Sizi became even more worried.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan couldn't help but laugh, then took out four cans of Red Bull energy drink:

"Sizi, your grandpa and the others drink this, so don't worry, let your grandpa unscrew the cap for you!"

After receiving Jiang Fan's assurance, Xiao Sizi finally dared to hand over the nutritional drink to her grandfather.

After Li Shimin took the bottle, he quickly unscrewed it, gave it to Si Zi, and then took the Red Bull from Jiang Fan.

"Jiang Fan, what is this Red Bull?"

"It's also a beverage," Jiang Fan said casually.

Upon hearing "cow," Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth and asked, "What about Red Bull? I, Old Cheng, have only ever eaten yellow cow meat; I've never seen Red Bull before..."

Jiang Fan: "..." Do you want to hear what you have to say?

Jiang Fan then personally demonstrated how to open a Red Bull can.

Gently fasten the pull ring and pull it upwards; a triangular opening will appear.

Then Jiang Fan opened his mouth and started drinking.

However, he only took two sips before stopping, then looked at Li Shimin and asked, "Now you know how to drink Red Bull, right?"

Li Shimin nodded and smiled, "It looks simple, but it's actually not difficult at all..."

Jiang Fan: "..."

Cheng Yaojin, who was behind him, chimed in, "So Red Bull isn't for eating, it's for drinking..."

Then Jiang Fan handed Cheng Chumo the Red Bull he had just opened and taken a couple of sips of.

The other three unopened jars were given to Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin, and Yuchi Gong, who caught up with them.

Even though it was leftovers, Cheng Chumo was incredibly excited.

This is Red Bull given to me by my young master. Just from the name, you know it's definitely something amazing. Drinking it might even prolong your life.

Thinking of this, Cheng Chumo immediately started pouring it into his mouth.

After receiving the Red Bull, Li Shimin opened it and tentatively took a small sip.

The unique taste of Red Bull made Li Shimin's expression light up instantly. Compared to beer, Red Bull was truly delicious.

It has a sweet and sour taste with a unique aroma, and after drinking it, I feel much more energetic.

What kind of image is that? He just opened the pull ring, tilted his head back, and poured it into his mouth.

"Ton ton ton ton..."

He drank it all in one gulp, leaving not a drop, and even added some of the residue from the bottle at the end, truly embodying the principle of prioritizing conservation.

"Hiccup—"

Cheng Yaojin suddenly let out a burp; he had drunk too much and his stomach hadn't had time to recover.

But it's really delicious, even better than beef soup. It's the only soup Cheng Yaojin can think of that can be compared to Red Bull.

Although both are made from cows, Red Bull is far superior to beef soup.

After Cheng Yaojin finished drinking, he let out a burp, but he was clearly still not satisfied.

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