Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Jiang Fan no longer has to worry about being blamed for Xiao Sizi wetting the bed; these diapers have really come in handy.

Little Sizi slept very soundly that night, but when Jiang Fan woke up the next morning, he felt something moving in his mouth...

Still half asleep, Jiang Fan opened his eyes and realized that Xiao Si's little feet were somehow stuck in his mouth.

No wonder it has a salty taste; it all comes from Sizi's "care".

Gently lifting his hand, he took the little ox's tiny feet out of his mouth, and shook his head with a wry smile:

"Now that the bedwetting problem is solved, a new problem has arisen. What are we going to do?"

Just as Jiang Fan removed Xiao Sizi's foot, Xiao Sizi woke up.

Looking at Jiang Fan with lingering fear, he said, "Brother saved me..."

"(⊙o⊙) Hmm? What's wrong, Sizi?"

"Honey, a dog just bit my foot, it almost chopped it off..."

Jiang Fan: "..." Si Zi, you're absolutely right. Don't say that again.

Just then, there was a knock at the door: "Young master, are you awake?"

Jiang Fan recognized the voice as Cheng Chumo and called out towards the door, "Is that Momo?"

"Hehehe... It's me, young master! You're awake? I'll come in then!"

"Come in!"

"Creak—"

The wooden door to the room was gently pushed open, and Cheng Chumo, carrying a basin of clean water, came to Jiang Fan: "Young master,"

I've brought you and Her Highness the Princess water to wash your faces. Please wash up quickly!

"Thank you so much, Momo!"

"Young master, you're too kind. It's nothing. Please take your time washing."

I'll go check if breakfast is ready. If it is, I'll come and call you and Her Highness the Princess to come over!

After speaking, Cheng Chumo turned and left, closing the door behind him as he went.

After getting out of bed, Jiang Fan went straight to the basin, cupped the water in his hands, and began to wash his face.

Just then, Little Sizi got off the bed and toddled over to Jiang Fan: "Brother, I want to wash my face too!"

"Okay, let's wash your face. Shall I wash your face first?"

"Mmm, thank you, bro."

So Jiang Fan held the back of Xiao Sizi's head with one hand and gently washed Xiao Sizi's face with water from the basin with the other.

I have to say, Sizi's rosy cheeks feel amazing to the touch—so bouncy and incredibly soft.

This skin is far superior to any skin treated with advanced medical aesthetics or high technology; there's simply no comparison. Xiao Sizi wins hands down.

After washing his face, Jiang Fan took out the tissues he carried with him and wiped the water off Xiao Sizi's face.

"Sizi, come here and let your big brother give you a good massage," Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Awooo!"

Just then, Li Lizhi and Cheng Yang walked over.

As soon as I entered, I saw Jiang Fan and his companion seemingly plotting something, so I went over to them.

He asked with a smile, "Fan-ge, Si-zi, what are you two whispering about here?"

Upon seeing her older sister, Little Sizi stuck out her little tongue at Li Lizhi and said, "Hehehe~ I'm telling you, Second Sister, let's go play."

As he spoke, Little Sizi, with his short legs, led Chengyang out.

"This little guy..." Li Lizhi looked at her two younger sisters, glanced at Jiang Fan, and said helplessly.

~

After breakfast.

With the business concluded, the group planned to return to Chang'an.

Carrying Xiao Sizi and Chengyang, two adorable girls, Jiang Fan, escorted by the Imperial Guards, began to walk towards the outskirts of Liangzhou City.

The people along the way spontaneously lined both sides of the street to watch Jiang Fan's carriage depart.

As they left, some even cried out, "Farewell, immortal! Farewell, Your Highness!"

Jiang Fan's artificial rainmaking efforts in Liangzhou have been well-received by the people.

Your Highness is now undoubtedly a celestial being...

On the way back, Jiang Fan enjoyed the scenery of the Tang Dynasty. Yuchi Gong, who was sitting in front of the carriage, turned his head and saw the fire launcher being pulled behind.

This thing could even make the dragon gods in the heavens send down rain. Yuchi Gong couldn't help but exclaim, "Your Majesty, if only our Great Tang could possess such a divine chariot..."

Li Shimin turned his head and glanced at Yuchi Gong, then began to give him a meaningful look.

He kept glancing at Jiang Fan, practically saying, "You should be saying this to Jiang Fan! What's the use of telling me? This thing belongs to Jiang Fan!"

It's better for you to ask for it than for me to ask for it, right? After all, I have my pride too.

Suddenly, Little Sizi spoke up: "Grandpa, are you squinting? Should I blow on your eyes for you?"

Li Shimin: "..." At this moment, no one else in the car felt embarrassed, but he himself did.

Jiang Fan merely glanced at Li Shimin to the side and couldn't help but laugh:

"If your uncle has an eye problem, how about I get you some eye drops to use later?"

"No, no, my uncle's eyesight is perfectly fine, it's just..."

"What is it? Do you want General Yuchi to step in and demand my launcher back?"

Having been exposed by Jiang Fan in public, Li Shimin decided to go all out and said directly:

"My uncle really likes this thing, he'd do anything to save it."

"Of course, but without a rocket, this thing is just a lump of metal, so forget about the cost!"

Jiang Fan laughed and said that the transmitter was useless to him and he never intended to take it back.

"How can that be?"

Then Li Shimin took a small jade trinket from his robes and presented it to Jiang Fan:

"Here, this is my uncle's favorite jade dragon pendant. It's been with him for many years, so I'm giving it to you!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan glanced at the jade dragon in Li Shimin's hand.

Although I don't know much about the material of this jade dragon, the craftsmanship alone proves its value.

Even in the Tang Dynasty, that was a top-quality jade of considerable value.

Jiang Fan had already been polite several times, so naturally he couldn't be polite and distant with Li Shijie this time either.

With that in mind, Jiang Fan accepted Li Shimin's jade dragon directly.

Upon seeing this, Cheng Yaojin sighed, "It's a pity that I, Cheng Yaojin, am a rough man and don't have these little trinkets. Otherwise, I would have given you a piece, young man."

Yuchi Gong scoffed from the side, "You can't even produce it and you still have the nerve to say it? Aren't you ashamed? Get out of here."

After mocking Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong took a gold hairpin from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Fan.

"Young master, although I, Yuchi Gong, do not possess His Majesty's jade dragon, I do have this..."

You take this. When we get back, I'll get you some top-quality jade. I just want a fan...

Upon hearing Yuchi Gong's words, Cheng Yaojin immediately became agitated: "No..."

"Well, you thick-browed, big-eyed Yuchi Gong, I thought you were kindly giving the young master something, but it turns out you're carrying a fan!"