Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Upon returning home, Jiang Fan didn't rest but immediately took the three little princesses to the Tang Dynasty.

He bought so many breakfasts because he intended to eat them with Li Er and the others.

Xiao Sizi drove the children's stroller with Jiang Fan to the Lizheng Hall.

The two stopped the car, carrying breakfast in their hands, and were just about to go inside when they saw Li Shimin coming to greet them.

Upon seeing Jiang Fan appear, Li Shimin hurriedly went to greet him:

"Jiang Fan, you've finally come to see me again! I've been missing you day and night these past few days!"

Don't go back tonight. Your uncle will drink and chat with you, and you can sleep together.

This isn't about homoeroticism; in ancient times, the highest form of etiquette a monarch could show to his subjects was to sleep together on the same floor.

"Well……"

Upon hearing this, Little Sizi immediately became displeased and quickly corrected him in his childish voice:

"No, no, this is my brother, he has to tell the little one a story, and Grandpa, I'm here to see Mom! Not you."

Xiao Sizi's words made Li Shimin blush deeply.

But Li Shimin, shameless as ever, said, "We're all family, why be so formal? Don't you think so, Jiang Fan?"

Jiang Fan: "..." Should I say yes or no?

"Erlang, didn't you see that Jiang Fan and Sizi are carrying so many things? Couldn't you have taken them first?"

Empress Zhangsun's voice also came in from outside, and she launched into a tirade of complaints against Li Shimin.

After hearing this, Xiao Sizi praised Empress Zhangsun, saying, "Mother is right."

Grandpa has no sense at all. Sigh, if I had known it would be like this, I shouldn't have brought that little abscess to him...

"What? Steamed buns for Grandpa? Oh dear, Sizi, why didn't you say so sooner? Why didn't you say so sooner? Quick, quick, give them to Grandpa..."

As he spoke, Li Shimin reached out to take the bag from Xiao Sizi's hand.

However, Little Sizi simply made a graceful turn and dodged it:

"I brought this for my mother; my grandparents can just watch from the sidelines!"

Li Shimin: "..." Since Xiao Sizi won't give it to me, I'll take Jiang Fan's.

Li Shimin stretched out his large hand: "Come on, Jiang Fan, let your uncle help you with this!"

Before Jiang Fan could say anything, Li Shimin took all the bags from Jiang Fan's hands. Li Shimin's hands were really big.

After receiving the food, Li Shimin turned and called out, "Ananda, quickly take these breakfast items to the table in the main hall."

"I'm going to have breakfast with Jiang Fan. Oh, and please send some to the Emperor Emeritus as well."

"yes!"

"By the way, Jiang Fan, where are Lizhi and Chengyang? Didn't they come back with you?"

"Lizhi said she has some palace business to attend to, but she'll come over to have breakfast with us in a bit."

"Uh-huh."

When the group returned to the Lizheng Hall, Li Lizhi and Chengyang arrived shortly afterward, accompanied by Li Chenggan.

Jiang Fan pulled Li Chengan to sit next to him: "Since you're here, let's eat together. Lizhi and I brought you tofu pudding and steamed buns."

There are also wontons. Let's eat the wontons first; we can't keep them in the lunchbox forever.

"Then thank you very much for your kindness, brother!"

After saying a polite word, Li Chengan picked up his chopsticks and brought a bowl of wontons to himself.

Seeing this, Little Sizi spoke up to stop him, saying, "Brother, wait a minute! I want to have a race with you to see who can go faster!"

"Eating...and then there's a competition?"

"Mmm, mmm, older sister and second sister don't want me to eat. Brother said I can only have one bowl of wontons."

"If you don't believe I can make seventy bowls of wontons, then I'll make seventy bowls for you, Mr. Potato. I'm not bragging..."

Li Chenggan: "..." Suddenly, he had a bad feeling, as if... there weren't enough wontons in front of him.

Little Sizi had already picked up his chopsticks and was ready: "Brother, get ready to begin—"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than Xiao Sizi picked up the food box and started stuffing wontons into his mouth. His manner...

Empress Zhangsun was dumbfounded and quickly reached out to stop Xiao Sizi: "Sizi, what kind of behavior is this? Eat slowly!"

"Don't stop the duck, Mother Ni! I want seventy bowls..."

Why didn't you just say you ate a whole pot? And ten bowls?

"A whole pot? That sounds good. Next time I'll ask the boss to cook me a pot of wontons, and I'll just bring the whole pot..."

Empress Zhangsun: "..."

Finally, Jiang Fan spoke up, stopping Xiao Sizi: "You can only eat one bowl of wontons."

"Maybe another serving of tofu pudding, and half a basket of xiaolongbao? No more, I'll easily overeat!"

"Half a cage? That's not even enough to fill a tooth gap. Three cages, no less!"

As Xiao Sizi spoke, he held up four fingers.

Jiang Fan reached out and pressed down on Xiao Sizi's little finger: "This is only three..."

"Yes, yes, three, that nest of seventy-three small pustules!"

"No, how many xiaolongbao you eat has nothing to do with whether you can tell the difference between three and four."

Sizi, you can't do that! Besides, what if you eat too much?

"So, who will get the bread and chicken legs that my brother brings?"

"Chicken legs? My patron has chicken legs? Where are the ducks?"

Jiang Fan smiled mysteriously and said, "You've seen everything, so do you think your brother's chicken leg will stay? Don't believe me? Ask your sister."

"Be a good girl and eat one basket of xiaolongbao (soup dumplings). After you're full, your brother will take you out to play!"

"Mmm, mmm, I'll listen to you, bro. I'm... I'm full!"

After speaking, Xiao Sizi immediately stopped what she was doing. She'd barely eaten half a bowl of wontons, let alone ten.

She only ate two xiaolongbao (soup dumplings) and didn't touch the tofu pudding at all, saying she was full.

This is very abnormal, very wrong.

Li Shimin looked at the large table full of breakfast in front of him.

Suddenly, he lost interest: "Jiang Fan, that chicken leg you mentioned... is it good? How about your uncle tries it for you?"

"Grandpa's got seven little boils, so he can't have seven chicken legs anymore. Chicken legs are for little ones!"

"Grandpa only ate three baskets of xiaolongbao...that's all. There's still room in his stomach for chicken legs. Grandpa can eat more!"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Sizi immediately grabbed Jiang Fan and prepared to run away: "Brother, let's go! Let's get out of here! It's not safe here..."

Li Shimin: "..."

Jiang Fan was completely defeated by the father and daughter. He also blamed himself; if he hadn't mentioned the chicken leg, nothing would have happened.

But we can't waste these breakfasts, after all, Li Lizhi and Chengyang can't eat much more. I thought of the prize I promised to prepare for Gao Yang last time.

Jiang Fan said to Li Shimin, "Uncle, why don't you call Gao Yang and the others over as well?"

After saying that, Li Shimin immediately sent someone to summon them. Before long, Princesses Gaoyang, Qinghe, Dongyang, and others arrived at the Lizheng Hall together.

The young princesses first bowed to Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun.

Then she walked up to Li Shimin and asked, "Father, why did you summon your daughters?"