Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Crematorium – just hearing the name makes you think it's not a friendly place, and that people will be burned?

That must hurt so much! Could I bear it? It's like I won't feel pain anymore after I die.

Seeing Li Yuan's reaction, Jiang Fan knew that the old man had been fooled.

However, it's still not quite there yet; we need to add fuel to the fire and completely extinguish Li Yuan's little bit of willfulness.

Otherwise, with Jiang Fan and Empress Zhangsun here to take care of him, he would have a lot to suffer.

"Old Li, I'm not exaggerating, but it's only because you have such a wonderful granddaughter like Sizi that things are so difficult. Otherwise..."

Who can save you after your attack? Only I have the ability to pull you back from the brink of death, but what about you?

But they don't cooperate, they don't listen, they do what they want, let me tell you...

This is not your Da'an Palace, this is the hospital of Jiangcheng City. Here, I am the sky, I am the earth, I call the shots…”

Listening to Jiang Fan's mouth chatter on and on like firecrackers during the New Year, Li Yuan felt a little embarrassed.

No matter what, he is still the retired emperor, or at the very least, an elder, right?

Is it appropriate for you to criticize your elders like that? Don't you have any conscience?

"Um...stop, Jiang Fan, stop! I'm not like that, I just..."

"No need to explain. Explaining is just covering up, and covering up is the truth. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You just feel much better now, don't you?"

My head isn't spinning anymore, and I feel like I can stand up straight again. I can go back and make babies with your Zhang Jieyu again...

"Honey, were the kids created?"

Xiao Sizi suddenly interrupted Jiang Fan's long speech.

Guangtu blurted out something he shouldn't have said. Is this something Sizi should hear? This is VIP content!

"Sizi, I take back what I just said. Just pretend you didn't hear it..."

"But I clearly heard it, Guoguo said that Aweng is going to have a baby with Zhang Jieyu when he gets back..."

Empress Zhangsun: "..."

Li Yuan is so ashamed! Jiang Fan, look what you've done! You've led my precious granddaughter astray.

Left with no other choice, Jiang Fan resorted to his trump card: "Sizi, have you forgotten what you just said? Otherwise, you won't get any food!"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah! Brother, did you... just say something? I didn't hear anything!"

Jiang Fan sighed inwardly, "What a shrew! A real little devil. He changed his mind in a second just for a bite to eat."

Soon after the group finished their meal, the nurse pushed in a cart with IV drips on it.

"Grandpa, let's start the IV drip. Give me your hand!"

Taking this opportunity, Li Yuan quickly turned his face away, not daring to meet Jiang Fan's gaze again.

He cooperated very well with the nurse, offering his hand voluntarily.

Jiang Fan whispered to Empress Zhangsun, "See, Auntie? This old man has been much more well-behaved since we started eating."

If he misbehaves again, tell me, and I'll suppress him. He has no right to cause trouble in my little corner of the world.

"Hehehe... Okay, Auntie will listen to you. If you misbehave again, Auntie will come to you." Empress Zhangsun couldn't help but laugh.

After hanging up the IV drip for Li Yuan, the nurse left.

After being hooked up to an IV drip, Li Yuan became much more obedient and stopped arguing about pulling out the tube.

It seems she was genuinely frightened by Jiang Fan's mention of the crematorium.

Especially as people get older, they seem to have an inexplicable fear of death.

Li Yuan was unwilling to die if he could live. What would happen to Consort Zhang in Da'an Palace if he died?

She and Erlang didn't get along, and besides, even if she were to die, she wanted to die in Da'an Palace so she could die in peace.

If I die here, and Jiang Fan sends me to that crematorium to be burned, will I still be able to enter reincarnation?

"Old Li, how are you feeling? Is there anything uncomfortable in your head?"

"No...no, it's fine, I feel like I can mount my horse and charge into battle right now."

Don't even think about sending me to the crematorium, I'm not going.

"You want to go but I won't let you? Do you think anyone can just go to the crematorium whenever they want? You have to pay to go."

"(⊙o⊙) Huh!? Pay up? Go to the crematorium and burn yourself? Are the people here stupid?"

In his excitement, Li Yuan blurted out what was on his mind.

Jiang Fan waved his hand and said, "You wouldn't understand even if I told you. You should just lie there and get your IV drip!"

"(⊙o⊙) Hmm!"

After giving instructions to Empress Zhangsun, Jiang Fan thought about the construction of a car elevator in his own apartment building in Anxin Community, as well as the renovation of the interior of the rental unit.

So they took Xiao Sizi and went to find the person in charge of the community.

These days, if you have money, you can basically get anything done. After some negotiation, the price of over eight million was settled directly.

~

After paying the deposit and signing the contract, Jiang Fan took Xiao Sizi and prepared to return to the Tang Dynasty.

I've been too busy these past few days; Li Lizhi and Chengyang haven't gotten married yet...

Of course, before going, Jiang Fan went to the mall and bought some gifts for Li Er...

~

"Brother, sit tight and hold on, we're going to find Grandpa first."

Xiao Sizi gripped the steering wheel and drove straight through the wall, returning to the Fengyang Pavilion of the Tang Dynasty.

The sudden appearance of the car startled Dongmei, who was passing by.

He hurried over to take a look and found that the princess had returned.

"Your Highness, when did you return? Should I report this to His Majesty?"

"Sister Dongmei, no need. Please move aside, I'm going to find Grandpa myself..."

Upon hearing this, Dongmei quickly stepped aside and cleared the way.

After all, Dongmei had experienced Xiao Sizi's driving style firsthand; it was the kind of driving style that even a horse couldn't catch up with.

Xiao Sizi drove the children's sports car and sped out of Fengyang Pavilion, heading straight for Lizheng Hall.

Upon discovering this, the Imperial Guards patrolling along the route quickly moved aside to avoid danger, simply because the Tang Dynasty's racing god, Xiao Sizi, was driving too recklessly.

Just rev the engine and weld it shut; leave the rest to fate. As long as there's a road ahead, that's the direction you should take.

Inside the Lizheng Hall, Li Shimin listlessly sat with the electric fan blowing on him.

Before me was dinner delivered by the Imperial Food Bureau: millet porridge, flatbread, and half a pack of spicy strips.

This half-pack of spicy strips was left for Sizi by herself.

Looking at Li Shimin, who had no appetite, Zhang Anan couldn't help but feel worried:

"Your Majesty, should we order the Imperial Kitchen to prepare some other dishes and send them over?"

"No need. The culinary skills of the Imperial Kitchen... let's not even talk about them."

Since tasting the food prepared by Jiang Fan and the meals he brought, Li Shimin's tastes have changed.

Therefore, the food served at the Imperial Kitchen now failed to whet Li Shimin's appetite at all.

If it weren't for this half-pack of spicy strips, Li Shimin probably wouldn't even have the appetite for dinner tonight.