Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!
Chapter 339 Sizi: "If Brother won't drink, I'll drink it for him!"
After landing, the little ox swung its short legs and ran straight towards Jiang Fan, shouting, "Brother, I want a hug! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ"
"Come here, let your brother hug you—"
Li Shimin, standing to the side, said sarcastically, "Sizi, your grandfather is here, why won't you let your grandfather hold you?"
Little Sizi made a face at Li Shimin: "Hehehe... Grandpa's hug isn't as comfortable as Guoguo's. I like Guoguo's hug—"
Li Shimin: "..." Suddenly, he felt a dull ache in his heart, as if he had been deeply hurt.
Li Chengan, accompanied by Chengyang, approached and bowed to Li Shimin, saying, "Greetings, Your Majesty—"
Li Shimin opened his arms wide to Princess Chengyang: "Come to Chengyang, let your grandfather give you a hug..."
The frustrated Li Shimin could only find his self-esteem and sense of existence by visiting Princess Chengyang.
Fortunately, Princess Chengyang readily threw herself into Li Shimin's arms, crying, "Father—"
"Yes, Grandpa's little darling, so well-behaved."
Then, turning to Jiang Fan and showing off, she said, "My uncle-in-law also has Chengyang, what do you think?"
Jiang Fan: "..."
Cheng Yaojin, suppressing a laugh, said to Li Shimin, "Your Majesty, please come in. The wine and dishes are ready!"
"Okay, let's go together!"
Li Shimin, carrying Chengyang, took the lead and walked inside.
Jiang Fan followed closely behind, and Cheng Chumo quietly caught up to Jiang Fan and whispered:
"Young master, your grandfather and I have specially prepared bull penis for you. It's a very nourishing food, so you'll have to eat it later..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan stumbled and nearly fell.
Fortunately, Li Lizhi, who was standing nearby, reacted quickly and caught Jiang Fan, asking, "Brother Fan, what happened? Are you alright?"
"Cough cough~ It's alright, it's alright. Thanks to you, Lizhi, otherwise I would have definitely fallen!"
"These are things that Lizhi should do!"
Upon entering the living room, Cheng Yaojin led Li Shimin to the seat of honor: "Your Majesty, please take a seat of honor!"
Li Shimin didn't stand on ceremony and sat down directly.
Then she beckoned to Jiang Fan and said, "Jiang Fan, come here, sit next to your uncle!"
Jiang Fan paused slightly, "Is that appropriate? Perhaps Uncle Cheng should sit next to you? Si Zi and I can sit here!"
As Jiang Fan spoke, he pointed to the seats near the door.
Cheng Yaojin chuckled, "Young master, what are you saying? Make yourself at home here. Come on, sit next to His Majesty!"
"No, no, no, Uncle Cheng, it's more suitable for you to sit there!"
"No, no, no, it's more suitable for you to sit, young master..."
Seeing the two of them being so courteous to each other, the little girl spoke up in her childish voice:
"Uncle Cheng, please sit down. Guoguo said you should sit, why aren't you listening to him?"
Cheng Yaojin: "..."
Jiang Fan: "..."
Finally, it was Li Shimin who spoke up, which made Cheng Yaojin and Jiang Fan stop their polite refusals.
Cheng Yaojin was pushed by Jiang Fan and sat down next to Li Shimin.
Li Chenggan sat on the other side of Li Shimin, but he seemed rather reserved, as if he felt somewhat uncomfortable sitting next to his grandfather.
After everyone was seated, Cheng Yaojin immediately ordered the beef to be served. Instantly, the aroma filled the room.
Little Sizi subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "It smells so good..."
Seeing the little boy's greedy expression, Jiang Fan couldn't help but chuckle and asked, "Do you want your big brother to feed you?"
"Mmm, thank you so much, bro!"
Jiang Fan picked up his chopsticks, took a piece of beef, and fed it to the little ox.
With a mouthful of tiny baby teeth, he chewed vigorously, and the tender, stewed beef entered the little ox's mouth.
It was chewed up and swallowed very quickly, so fast that even Jiang Fan was shocked.
While eating, they kept saying, "So delicious, so fragrant, the pot is so good..."
Jiang Fan looked at Xiao Sizi with a smile in his eyes: "Brother isn't hungry, Sizi, you eat first."
Cheng Yaojin picked up the wine jar and filled the wine bowl in front of Li Shimin directly: "Your Majesty, please taste my old Cheng's treasured wine!"
Li Shimin lowered his head, took a gentle sniff, and nodded slightly: "The aroma of the wine is wonderful, fine wine, truly fine wine!"
After saying this, Li Shimin picked up his wine bowl and said to Cheng Yaojin, "Lai Zhijie, let's drink together!"
"Then I, Old Cheng, will offer this bowl to Your Majesty—"
"Hiss—ha—"
After finishing a bowl of wine, Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin smacked their lips, their faces showing satisfaction.
Then Cheng Yaojin was about to pour Jiang Fan a bowl as well, but Jiang Fan quickly stopped him, saying, "Uncle Cheng, please don't! I don't drink!"
"How can that be? Just eating meat and not drinking? If word gets out, people will say I, Cheng Yaojin, am stingy and can't afford to let my young master drink. Come on, have a bowl..."
"No, no, no, I need to drive back later. Don't drink and drive!"
"What does drinking have to do with driving? Come on, come on!"
Cheng Yaojin's enthusiasm caught Jiang Fan somewhat off guard. Just then,
Little Sizi stepped forward: "If Brother won't drink, I'll drink it for him—"
It's not that Xiao Sizi doesn't like beer, but she's going all out to take care of her boyfriend.
Upon hearing this, Cheng Yaojin immediately hid the wine jar behind his back: "Sizi, stop fooling around..."
Little Sizi: "..."
Jiang Fan also spoke up, "Uncle Cheng, I almost forgot what I brought."
You guys drink yours, I'll go get you some snacks to go with your drinks!
After saying that, before Cheng Yaojin could speak, she picked up the little ox and slipped out to avoid being persuaded to drink by Cheng Yaojin.
Once outside, Xiao Sizi looked at Jiang Fan expectantly and asked, "Brother, what kind of snacks are there to go with the drinks? What kind of duck do you have? Are they good?"
Jiang Fan smiled and raised his hand, gently stroking Xiao Sizi's delicate nose with his slightly curved index finger: "It's a peanut. What? Do you want some?"
"Great! Great! Little Xizi loves peanuts the most!"
"Uh-huh,"
I opened the trunk of the electric scooter, took out the contents of the plastic bag, and found some left: peanuts in vinegar, spicy small fish, spicy quail strips... and a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor).
Then he took Xiao Sizi back to the dining table in the living room.
Before returning, Jiang Fan had already opened a packet of peanuts soaked in aged vinegar for Xiao Sizi.
I let Xiao Sizi try a bite. Since it was soaked in vinegar, it was a bit sour, unlike the previous "Drunken Peanuts". For a child, the taste was so-so and not Xiao Sizi's favorite.
So, after finishing the leftovers, they simply covered them up again: "Give this to Grandpa Qi, he'll definitely like Qi..."
Back at the dining table in the living room, Xiao Sizi immediately offered the remaining peanuts in vinegar that she had already tasted.
He handed it to Li Shimin: "Father, these peanuts I gave you smell delicious..."
"She's truly my precious daughter; she's reluctant to eat herself but thinks of her grandfather!"
Li Shimin was overjoyed, after all, his most beloved daughter had thought of him first this time.
"Peanuts?" Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up, and he even forgot to eat the beef in his hand.
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