Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Chapter 362 The Rhinoceros: "Grandpa, you don't understand!"

Some of it naturally fell into the charcoal stove, causing bursts of flames that made the little rhinoceros exclaim in surprise.

However, the lamb leg tasted different when cumin powder was added.

Even Li Shimin couldn't help but sniff the lamb leg. If he weren't concerned about saving face, he would have already rushed up and snatched it.

Little Sizi stared at the fragrant lamb leg in front of her, her mouth watering uncontrollably: "Hiss—potato, it smells so good, I'm craving it again!"

"No rush, no rush, let it cool down a bit before you eat it, it's too hot to eat right now!"

"I'm not afraid of burning my mouth..."

"You can't be afraid, you have to obey!"

Faced with such a gluttonous little ox, Jiang Fan could only look on helplessly.

Li Shimin, standing to the side, also spoke up: "Sizi, show a little more restraint. You are a princess, how can you act like this?"

Little Sizi rolled her eyes at Li Shimin: "Grandpa and I are drooling too, you know..."

"No, that's impossible, why would I be drooling..."

He was speaking, but his hand had already subconsciously reached for the corner of his mouth. It seems that Li Shimin was also feeling guilty, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to such lengths to cover it up.

After placing the lamb leg on the table, Jiang Fan put on plastic gloves and began to slice it piece by piece: "Sizi, here's a piece for you. Eat slowly, don't choke!"

"Mmm, thank you so much, bro!"

Little Sizi took the mutton and immediately began to devour it, completely disregarding any notion of a princess image. At that moment, all Little Sizi wanted to do was eat all the meat.

Being even a second slow is disrespectful to one's own little belly, and even more so, a compromise with one's grandfather, because grandfather has also started stuffing himself with mutton. Little Sizi instantly felt an increase in pressure...

Watching the father and daughter eat, Jiang Fan finally understood: it turned out that Xiao Sizi was a glutton.

It is absolutely a legacy from the bloodline, a legacy from Li Shimin.

Otherwise, the father and daughter wouldn't even have such similar eating habits.

Then Jiang Fan cut some mutton for Chengyang and Li Lizhi, and handed the cut leg of mutton to Empress Zhangsun: "Auntie, why don't you have a bite to try?"

Empress Zhangsun wanted to politely decline, but she simply couldn't resist the aroma of the lamb leg.

Especially its own hands, which didn't obey commands at all. They "autonomously" reached out and took the mutton, and even "autonomously" fed it into its own mouth. It was really delicious.

After finishing the lamb leg, Jiang Fan took out a large bottle of Heqizheng herbal tea and poured a large cup for Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun respectively: "Auntie, Uncle, have a sip of herbal tea to help your digestion!"

Looking at the black, cold tea in the cup, Li Shimin looked surprised: "Jiang Fan, what is this...? I've never had this before. Is it cola?"

In Li Shimin's view, this black water was just the cola that Jiang Fan had brought earlier. They both looked like black water and were almost indistinguishable from each other.

Jiang Fan shook his head and laughed, "This isn't cola, it's herbal tea. It's quite delicious, try some!"

After hearing Jiang Fan's words, Li Shimin was about to pick up the bowl and take a bite when Xiao Sizi beat him to it.

He snatched the cup from Li Shimin's hand, tilted his head back, and downed it in one gulp.

After finishing his drink, he let out a satisfied hiss: "Delicious, so delicious, I want another one..."

Seeing this, Li Shimin panicked and hurriedly said to Jiang Fan, "Sizi snatched your uncle's drink, so your uncle didn't get any. Pour him another cup!"

Just as Jiang Fan was about to pour, Xiao Sizi spoke up, "Grandpa isn't thirsty. Grandpa doesn't like drinking this. Grandpa likes to drink... water. Grandpa will be fine with water (^__^) hehe..."

Suddenly, Li Shimin felt a sharp pain deep inside, and his heart turned cold. His beloved daughter, Sizi, was... leaking air.

In the end, Empress Zhangsun felt sorry for Li Shimin and shared half of her herbal tea with him; otherwise, Li Shimin would probably have had trouble sleeping that night.

After eating and drinking to their hearts' content, Little Sizi hugged Jiang Fan's leg and began to whine, "Brother, I want to go home and visit Wukong, okay?"

Li Shimin looked completely bewildered and asked, "Sizi, what is Xun Wukong?"

"It's a monkey."

"monkey?"

Li Shimin was even more bewildered: "Sizi, what's so interesting about monkeys? They're dirty and smelly, we're not watching..."

"Grandpa, I'm not talking about that monkey, I'm talking about Smoked Monkey King. Smoked Monkey King isn't dirty or smelly, he's really good-looking and amazing, you don't understand!"

"Impossible! How could Grandpa not understand? Although Grandpa went hunting the other day and even caught a few monkeys, didn't he?"

At this moment, Empress Zhangsun couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hehehe, Erlang, you've misunderstood Sizi. The Sun Wukong Sizi is referring to isn't the monkey you think of, but the talking monkey from TV!"

"(⊙o⊙) Hmm? The monkey on TV... can talk? Could it be... a celestial monkey?"

"Uh...more or less!" Empress Zhangsun said, both amused and exasperated, because the Sun Wukong in the TV series was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, a true celestial monkey.

"Ahem... Uncle, this is a TV drama, just a fictionalized version of gods."

"It's just like the cartoons my aunt's husband used to watch," Jiang Fan explained, then took out his phone, opened the previously stored cartoon, Journey to the West, and started playing it.

When Little Sizi saw Sun Wukong on the phone, she clapped her hands excitedly and sang in her childish voice, "Monkey King, Monkey King, you've taken a wrong step—"

Li Shimin was completely captivated by the images on Jiang Fan's phone and couldn't look away.

Including Empress Zhangsun standing to the side, as well as Chengyang and Li Lizhi, I wonder if they thought it was interesting to watch together.

This scene left Jiang Fan speechless. In the end, Jiang Fan, the owner of the phone...

They must have been squeezed to the very edge, and even their phones were no longer visible.

The heads of Li Shimin and his daughter Xiao Sizi alone completely blocked the phone screen.

After a while, Empress Zhangsun belatedly realized what was happening and said to Li Shimin:

"Second Brother, it's getting late. Let Jiang Fan and the others go back to rest. Besides, we haven't seen each other for a long time..."

"Ahem, Guanyinbi, you go back to sleep first, I'll watch for a while longer!"

Empress Zhangsun: "Uh..."

Li Lizhi chuckled to herself, "Grandpa, Mom has a cell phone too. Although she didn't download Journey to the West, there are other good ones on it too~"

"What! Guanyinbi has a cell phone too!" Li Shimin's eyes lit up upon hearing this. "Right, right, we can't stay up late anymore, um... Jiang Fan's cell phone!"

"If Uncle-in-law likes watching TV, I'll bring you a cell phone next time and download some movies and TV series for you to pass the time!"

"Okay, okay, that's great, then thank you so much, Uncle."

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