Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

After the piglet was pressed to the ground, Jiang Fan pointed to the back of the piglet's belly and said:

"Roughly around this spot, make an incision with a knife, then reach inside—and cut it out of the piglet's body, then..."

Hearing Jiang Fan's words, Xiao Li was stunned. His experience was truly too rich, far more than his own. He must have castrated a lot of people, no, pigs.

However, Little Li obediently took out a knife and made a cut in the spot Jiang Fan pointed out.

The piglets were being held down and had their mouths tied, so all that could be heard were screams coming from their throats.

Zhang Anan, who was watching from the side, suddenly shuddered, then silently turned away, not daring to look any longer...

Under Jiang Fan's guidance, Xiao Li followed the cut on his finger...

They reached inside the piglet's belly and actually felt it.

"Young master, I touched it, I touched it..."

Perhaps due to excitement, Leonardo DiCaprio's voice was noticeably sharp and excited.

"Then take it out and cut it off with a knife!"

"Alright!" After saying that, Leonardo DiCaprio immediately launched into a farcical act.

Two small, round objects were pulled out, and then, with a swift stroke of the knife, the piglet lost its happiness.

After doing all this, Little Sizi looked at the poor little piglet, felt a pang of sympathy, and weakly said:

"Brother, how much pain is this little piggy in? It's still bleeding! Please help it!"

Since Xiao Sizi has spoken, Jiang Fan needs to personally demonstrate this final step, otherwise it will seem like he hasn't done anything at all!

He crouched down and said to Little Li beside him, "You hold the piglet down, and I'll demonstrate the last step for you."

Upon hearing this, the surrounding eunuchs, filled with curiosity, all gathered around, with the one in front immediately squatting down.

They made room for those on the outside to watch. Li Shimin, out of curiosity, also joined in. Now the eunuchs were even more crowded.

We must maintain a certain distance from His Majesty.

Then, he quickly applied the wood ash to the pig's wound.

"Jiang Fan, is that all?" Li Shimin clicked his tongue. This was too easy; it was practically pointless to watch.

"More or less!!"

Jiang Fan said slowly, "However, the effect of the wood ash was very good. After a while, the wound stopped bleeding, and the little pig was able to walk with a limp."

After doing all this, Jiang Fan said to the eunuchs:

"Now you can do it yourselves. The method for castrating piglets is the same as before. And the last step is to apply wood ash!"

"We have understood, thank you for your guidance, young master!"

"It's amazing how effective wood ash can be!"

One of the eunuchs sighed.

Then Jiang Fan spoke up, saying, "This method of castrating pigs..."

As you've just seen, it's simply a matter of practice makes perfect. You just need to practice more on your own.

Li Shimin spoke up: "You all go and practice on your own. Once you've mastered it, promote it widely throughout the Tang Dynasty, and then have the people raise pigs."

"If this pork doesn't have a fishy smell, it's quite delicious..." As he spoke, Li Shimin thought of the taste of braised pork.

Upon hearing Li Shimin's words, the eunuchs all knelt down and shouted, "Yes!"

Then, right in front of Jiang Fan, he began practicing on the remaining male piglets.

The pig's screams echoed across the square, while Zhang Anan trembled uncontrollably, terrified.

Li Shimin only waved his hand when the eunuchs felt they had learned the technique.

He dismissed the eunuchs and then, pulling Jiang Fan along, returned to the Lizheng Hall.

Upon entering, Jiang Fan found no trace of Li Lizhi in Chengyang, nor of Empress Zhangsun.

However, the princesses before him were looking at him with longing eyes… their gazes filled with expectation.

Even on the corners of Princess Gaoyang's and Princess Yuzhang's mouths, there were still bits of food left from their meal.

Because I was eating so fast, I didn't even notice. Looking at the table again...

It was completely clean at this moment, even the plates were as clean as if they had been washed.

Seeing this, Xiao Sizi was shocked. It was even cleaner than he had licked. Wasn't this putting pressure on him?

As soon as Xiao Sizi walked over, before she could even speak, Princess Gaoyang took her hand:

"Sizi, tell your older sister, is there any more of this delicious meat?"

Little Sizi: "..." Sister, you're asking me? How polite! Don't you know what I do for a living? Would I leave you any good meat?

These were Xiao Sizi's true feelings, which Gao Yang had no idea about, so he held Xiao Sizi's hand.

She showed no sign of loosening her grip. Left with no other option, Xiao Sizi said, "Sister, go back to sleep!"

"(⊙o⊙) Hmm? It's still early, why should I go back to sleep?"

"Didn't you want some delicious meat? Go back and fall asleep, and you'll dream about anything you want. You're welcome..."

Princess Gaoyang: "Sizi, you..."

"I was right, you can have whatever you dream about."

When I crave meat, I eat it in my dreams. Don't believe me? Ask my husband!

Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan quickly turned around, pretending to be indifferent and aloof.

Because Jiang Fan didn't want to take the blame for Si Zi. First, she stole his Sprite claypot rice; then she went even further, eating and taking things without restraint. And now…

You said you ate it in a dream, do you think Gao Yang can believe that?

Therefore, at this moment, the best choice is to regard yourself as an outsider, an observer.

"Hey bro, why aren't you saying anything? Isn't what Sizi said right?"

Jiang Fan: "The weather's nice today, perfect for a spring outing, how about...?"

"Hey bro, I'm asking you a question, okay? Don't say anything else, okay?"

"Oh dear, I think I have water boiling on the stove at home, no way!"

I need to hurry back and check, lest the pot burn dry again.

"Um... I'll go first!" After saying that, Jiang Fan prepared to slip away.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Sizi immediately protested and broke free from Princess Gaoyang's grasp.

He rushed towards Jiang Fan, shouting, "Brother, don't run away..."

Before the little rhinoceros could even reach them, Princess Gaoyang overtook it first.

She came to Jiang Fan's side and said, "Brother Jiang Fan, let me boil some water for you."

I'm more capable than a rhinoceros, I'm more obedient than a rhinoceros, and most importantly, I eat less than a rhinoceros. Take me with you!

As soon as Princess Gaoyang finished speaking, Xiao Sizi felt an inexplicable pressure coming down on him.

It seems... my position in front of my boyfriend is in jeopardy. Is this acceptable?

So she squeezed in front of Princess Gaoyang, hugged Jiang Fan's leg, and said coquettishly:

"Listen to me, my dear, I'm very capable, I'm very obedient, I'm a good boy/girl."

As for food... I can eat just a little bit. Guoguo, take me with you. Sister Gaoyang, you should wait at home!