Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Finally remembering that he had feet, he stepped on the brake pedal, just as Jiang Fan had instructed him to do.

"Creak—"

The anti-lock braking system (ABS) was triggered, and the tires drew long black lines on the ground before finally stopping a meter away from the figure.

Fortunately, Li Lizhi was prepared and wore a seatbelt, and the little one was in a car seat, so she was not injured when the car braked.

Li Shimin, on the other hand, was almost thrown onto the windshield by the enormous inertia.

Jiang Fan, sitting in the passenger seat, chuckled as he touched his seatbelt, "Li Er, Li Er, you actually managed to lose your foot while driving! You're quite the character!"

After being thoroughly refuted by Jiang Fan, Li Shimin couldn't find a reason to refute him, mainly because he felt utterly humiliated.

I had just bragged about it, and now I'm being slapped in the face so quickly. What a slap in the face!

It took a lot of effort to struggle back off the windshield.

After sitting down again, Li Shimin noticed that Jiang Fan had a strap tied around his neck at some point. It was because of this strap that Jiang Fan was not thrown out, but Li Shimin was thrown out by the powerful inertia of the sudden braking.

So she timidly asked Jiang Fan, "Young Master Jiang Fan, when did you... tie that strap on your chest? Why don't I have one?"

"Who told you there wasn't? You weren't wearing your seatbelt, okay? If you're going to make up an excuse, at least come up with a better one."

"this……"

With just one sentence, he rendered Li Shimin speechless.

Fortunately, Li Lizhi and her companions had prepared for an emergency stop in advance, and with the protection of their seat belts, no accident occurred.

Little Sizi shook his head helplessly and said in a childish voice:

"Grandpa is really clumsy. He can drive like that. He shouldn't drive anymore..."

Li Shimin: "..."

Being tickled by her own daughter made her feel even more embarrassed.

In an effort to save face, Li Shimin finally looked at the figures blocking his carriage; they were the Imperial Guards protecting the palace gates.

It turned out that he was so focused on the thrill of speed that he forgot to watch where he was going, and ended up driving straight to Chongxuan Gate.

Li Shimin pushed open the carriage door and was about to get out, but just as he reached the ground...

I felt the heat on my feet and quickly pulled my foot back. No, I can't get down there, it's too hot. It's cooler in the car.

The Imperial Guards were all stunned as they watched the large iron box suddenly speeding towards them.

If Li Shimin hadn't finally found his footing and applied the brakes,

It seems these few Imperial Guards are about to become the first group of people in the history of the Tang Dynasty to be involved in a horrific car accident.

The little princesses were eager to see their mother, so Li Shimin wanted to turn around and drive back, but he found that he couldn't turn around and there wasn't enough space for him to turn around.

But in order to drive the carriage back, Li Shimin said to the Imperial Guards in front of him, "You lot, come here and lift my carriage..."

As a result, the Imperial Guards did not budge.

Li Shimin immediately felt embarrassed. He, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, couldn't even command his own Imperial Guards? How could this be?

Jiang Fan, laughing so hard he almost choked, said, "Li Er, Li Er, you say you can't drive, but you insist on showing off. It's just turning the car around and making a turn, you can just reverse and turn around, right?"

Li Shimin, concerned with saving face, completely ignored Jiang Fan's words. To put it bluntly, at this moment, Li Shimin was exhibiting typical stubbornness.

You told me to go east, but I insisted on going west, purely for the sake of saving face.

Li Shimin then opened the carriage door and once again addressed the Imperial Guards in front:

"Didn't you hear me? Why are you standing there motionless?"

The moment Li Shimin stepped out of the carriage, the Imperial Guards were all stunned, their eyes nearly popping out of their sockets. They even stammered, "What...what did I just see? Your Majesty came out of that iron box?"

After the other person realized what was happening, he immediately rushed into the house next to the city gate to report to the Lieutenant General.

The one on duty today happens to be Cheng Chumo, Cheng Yaojin's eldest son.

On such a hot day, Cheng Chumo even brought his own electric fan.

The wind was blowing, but the armor on my body still couldn't keep me cool. But there was nothing I could do; it was my duty, so I had to endure it.

"General, something terrible has happened! His Majesty... he... he... he..."

"Huh? Your Majesty? What's wrong, Your Majesty? Er Gouzi, why the hell are you stuttering?"

"No, no, no, it's not the General of the Central Army, it's Your Majesty!"

His Majesty was swallowed whole by that iron box; he only managed to show his face and utter one sentence before…

"They've been swallowed by that metal box again! We have to save them!"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Chumo was startled and felt a chill run down his spine. He flung the fan in his hand away, and it disappeared without a trace.

Since it concerned His Majesty's safety, Cheng Chumo dared not delay or be careless. He immediately picked up the horse spear beside him and rushed out like the wind.

Er Gouzi followed closely behind. When they arrived at the city gate, Er Gouzi pointed at the car and said to Cheng Chumo:

"General, His Majesty was swallowed by that iron box."

His Majesty only managed to shout once before being swallowed back up. Shall we go in?

"Need I say more? Brothers, charge! Rescue His Majesty—"

Cheng Chumo swung his lance and charged forward.

Cheng Chumo was already tall and strong, and the lance he used was even more powerful and heavy. If it were to strike, it would probably be the size of a Volkswagen Tiguan.

Upon seeing that Li Shimin was still alive, Cheng Chumo charged directly at him.

The credit for saving the emperor is almost mine; today is the day I, Cheng Chumo, will finally shine.

As a result, after Cheng Chumo rushed over, Li Shimin immediately raised his foot and kicked Cheng Chumo in the buttocks:

"You silly boy, what do you mean I'm still alive? What do you mean I was swallowed by the iron box?"

Look closely, this is my sacred vehicle! If you dare damage it, I'll skin you alive!

Upon hearing this, Cheng Chumo felt a sudden pang in his heart and a chill ran down his spine.

So, not only did he lose the chance to save the emperor that he was about to claim, but...

I almost got convicted of a serious crime by His Majesty for disrespecting the Emperor. What a bastard!

"Quickly, call someone to lift the car up and turn it around for me!"

"what?"

"What are you 'oh' for? Hurry up!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I will immediately arrange for the men to be deployed..."

At Cheng Chumo's command, all the Imperial Guards on duty surrounded him.

They were all dumbfounded when they saw the huge iron box in front of them.

Cheng Chumo then instructed, "Er Gouzi, take a few men to the back."

A few more people are going over there, and two more are coming to the front of the car to lift it up...

Seeing this, Jiang Fan, who was in the carriage, said to Li Shimin, "It's just turning a corner and making a U-turn. You didn't need to have people lift the carriage, did you? It's so hot; don't you care about your soldiers?"