Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Li Lizhi turned around and went to the lobby, where she opened the boxes that Jiang Fan had brought in.

I saw several large bottles inside, some green and some black.

I took all six bottles of drinks from the box (three Sprite and three Coke, 2-liter bottles).

Upon seeing Sprite, Xiao Sizi's eyes suddenly widened:

"White, watery liquid, pot pot pot pot, I'm drinking this white, watery liquid with my porridge!"

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"That's Sprite. Remember the first time you came to your brother's house, you stole the Sprite he hadn't finished!"

"(^__^) Hehe... Brother, you still remember? I'd completely forgotten, but this... Sprite, it's really delicious!"

Even if it tastes good, you shouldn't overindulge. Drinking too much of this kind of carbonated beverage is bad for your teeth.

Just try it, and your brother will get you some milk later, okay?

"Mmm, mmm, I'll do whatever you say, whatever you tell me to drink, I'll drink..."

At this moment, Xiao Sizi is portrayed as well-behaved, sensible, and obedient.

As they were talking, a eunuch announced that Cheng Yaojin had arrived with Yuchi Gong and others, and had come to visit Empress Zhangsun again.

"Hehe, didn't they come at noon? They probably came for Jiang Fan. Just tell them I have something to do and let them go back!" Li Shimin waved his hand.

"Erlang, they are all loyal subjects of the Tang Dynasty. Since they are here, let them in and have a meal together!" Empress Zhangsun said at this moment.

With Empress Zhangsun's order, Cheng Yaojin soon saw the table full of wine and meat and realized he had come to the right place! In fact, it was just as Li Shimin had predicted.

Of course, the most important thing is the young man's barbecue, which smells so good it can be smelled for miles.

Jiang Fan filled the cups of Si Zi, Li Lizhi, and Cheng Yang, then said to Li Shimin:

"Come on, Uncle, take it yourself. I don't need to bring it to you, right?"

"Hehehe... Yes, yes, Uncle-in-law will do it himself!"

Li Shimin took a glass of cola, took a small sip, and savored the stimulating sensation of the cola on his tongue.

It immediately sobered Li Shimin up considerably, and after swallowing it, he felt a slight bloating in his stomach.

However, the taste was wonderful. After drinking it, Li Shimin said to Cheng Yaojin and the others:

"Come on, you can all come and collect them yourselves. I won't deliver them to you one by one!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, young master..."

After Cheng Yaojin and the others thanked him, they all crowded around, picked up their cups, tilted their heads back, and poured the contents into their mouths.

Unlike Li Er, Yuchi Gong had never drunk cola.

When pouring it, the movement was too vigorous, and the cola boiled as soon as it entered my mouth.

He gave a live spraying performance, and it was quite impressive!

It was definitely a celestial maiden scattering flowers... no, it should be a burly man scattering flowers.

Upon seeing this, Cheng Yaojin and his companions had already protected the cups in their hands and moved aside, fearing that they would be affected.

More importantly, this cola is precious and absolutely cannot be wasted; charcoal-head doesn't have that luxury.

If you can't drink cola, you're just not destined to have that blessing; that's for sure.

Little Sizi was also "frightened" by Yuchi Gong and retreated two or three meters. "You can vomit if you want," he said.

But I can't spit it on myself, I haven't even drunk my Coke yet.

The first to speak was Cheng Yaojin, who approached Yuchi Gong with a smug smile: "Blackie, I knew you were a roughneck."

"You can't drink this fancy cola. There's cold water over there, you should just go and drink the cold water, that's more suitable for you..."

"Fatty Cheng, shut up! I accidentally choked on my drink just now. It's not like what you're saying at all. Don't accuse me falsely!"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yaojin immediately perked up: "I've wronged someone?"

Come on, tell me, where did I wrong you? Were we all drinking this Coke together just now?

Why did everyone else get fine, but you were the only one who sprayed it out?

It's because you're not suited for it. If you have flaws, you should admit them openly.

We won't laugh at you, we've been brothers for years, you know...

Upon hearing the term "old brother of many years," Yuchi Gong's eyes widened immediately:

"You've got to be kidding me, Fatty Cheng. Even you, my old buddy of many years..."

You always trick me, you have no bottom line. I can't believe a single word you say.

After Yuchi Gong finished speaking, he went directly to Jiang Fan and humbly asked for his guidance:

"Young master, tell me, how do you drink this black... cola?"

Jiang Fan smiled and explained to Yuchi Gong, "Cola is a carbonated beverage. If you drink it too quickly..."

Of course, you can't stand it. Drink slowly, or wait until the cola isn't so fizzy before taking big gulps.

"That's it? Nothing else?" Yuchi Gong stared at Jiang Fan as if he had seen a ghost, seemingly questioning whether Jiang Fan's words were reliable or true.

Little Sizi chimed in, "Uncle Yuchi,..."

"What my buddy said is true, look at me, I won't throw up if I drink Coke..."

To make his words more convincing, Xiao Sizi even took a sip in front of Yuchi Gong, very gently.

Upon entering the mouth, the bubbles in the cola exploded, creating a strong, stimulating sensation that gave Xiao Si a thrill. "So exciting!"

Upon seeing this, Yuchi Gong finally realized that he had indeed... drunk too much.

So he took the cup, approached Jiang Fan, and said with a smile, "Young master, could you give this old man another Coke...?"

Just as Jiang Fan was about to pour water into the cup in Yuchi Gong's hand, Cheng Yaojin stepped forward and said:

"Young master, no! Everyone has a cup of cola. We can't let it be just because that charcoal-head didn't get a drink."

That would break the rules. Without rules, there can be no order. If he tries to make exceptions, what will everyone think?

Little Si shouted loudly from the side, "I'm standing here, Kang—"

Cheng Yaojin was completely dumbfounded by the comment, "Stand and watch," and he had no way to continue the conversation.

Yuchi Gong gave Xiao Si a thumbs up: "Your Highness is so good to us, we'll bring you something delicious later!"

"No need, no need, Brother will take good care of Qi for me, Uncle Yuchi... I won't trouble you."

"No trouble at all..."

As Yuchi Gong spoke, he had already handed the cup to Jiang Fan, as if afraid that Jiang Fan wouldn't see it.

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After eating and drinking to our hearts' content, it was already past nine o'clock at night.

This was considered quite late in the Tang Dynasty, after all, it was an era without electric lights.

I was afraid of wasting even a single candle, so I went to bed early after nightfall.

Little Sizi was yawning incessantly, and her eyelids were starting to droop.

If I hadn't been forcing myself to stay awake, I would have already climbed onto Jiang Fan's shoulder and fallen asleep.

Jiang Fan grilled fish, and every single one was eaten. Later, the lamb skewers were also completely devoured. It has to be said...

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong can really eat, even more than Little Rhinoceros.