Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!
Chapter 432 2 Lang, where are my feet?
"No, I will call you Li Zhiwu, what are you going to do about it?"
Li Shimin: "..."
"Why aren't you getting off my old man's car? I'm waiting for you to stay for dinner!"
"(⊙o⊙) Ah! Grandpa, no, I... I was just helping you get familiar with the car. Once you're familiar with it..."
"I wanted to teach you how to drive myself. This is a car, you've never driven one before, you wouldn't be able to handle it, so I..."
Upon hearing this, Li Yuan was slightly taken aback, realizing that what this rebellious son said actually made some sense.
But he absolutely couldn't give him a friendly look. Who told him to drive his old man's car without permission? If Jiang Fan hadn't told him, he would still be in the dark.
So, with a cold face, he said, "You think you're so great? You think everyone's as stupid as you? Can't even drive a low-speed electric car? Get down here, I'll show you what a... racing god really is!"
Seeing this, Li Shimin had no choice but to get off the old man's carriage.
At this moment, Li Yuan could no longer suppress the smile on his face and began to turn upwards. He bent down, lifted his leg, and climbed into the car.
Seeing this, Jiang Fan quickly said to Li Shimin, "Although Comrade Li's illness has been cured, he is still getting on in years and we can't be careless. You should go and keep an eye on him."
Li Shimin nodded repeatedly after hearing this, then ran to the passenger seat, opened the door, and climbed in: "Father, let me teach you how to drive. This is the gear shifter. The left pedal is the brake, and the right pedal is the accelerator. Press the accelerator and the car goes forward; press the brake and it stops..."
Li Yuan actually gave Li Shimin a lot of face this time, and let him finish speaking.
Because if he didn't finish speaking, he really wouldn't know how to play this old man's game; he was completely at a loss.
The steering wheel was fine, since I'd secretly driven Xiao Sizi's car before.
But if I were to drive such a big vehicle myself, I really wouldn't feel confident.
So when Li Shimin was explaining, Li Yuan remembered it all.
Then shift into gear, gently press the accelerator, and the car slowly drives away.
The feeling of driving made Li Yuan feel excited; it was even more thrilling than being a passenger.
However, after driving for a while, Li Yuan was no longer satisfied with the status quo. He gradually increased the pressure on the accelerator, and the car's speed soared.
Although it's a "senior citizen's car," its efficiency and speed are undeniable; it easily surpasses 100 km/h without any pressure.
So when the car's speed soared past 100, Li Yuan was clearly panicked. This was much faster than he could ride a horse, so fast that the scenery in front of him was flashing past.
You may feel panicked, but you must not show it, especially not in front of Li Shimin. You must pretend to be calm.
Little Sizi watched the old man's car disappear into the distance and asked with some worry, "Brother, why isn't Grandpa turning around yet? He's about to crash into the wall..."
Jiang Fan: "Perhaps your grandfather likes challenges...and excitement? Or maybe your great-grandfather was encouraging him?"
However, Jiang Fan had truly wronged Li Shimin this time. Sitting in the passenger seat, Li Shimin was even more panicked than Li Yuan, and he stammered, "Grandpa, stop the car quickly, we're going to crash into the wall..."
At this point, Li Yuan could no longer pretend and stammered, "Whoa—"
Li Shimin, his forehead covered in cold sweat, cried out, "Grandpa, this is a car, not a horse! Shouting 'Whoa!' won't work. Quickly, step on the brakes!"
"Step on the brake? Yes, yes, step on the brake. Where's the brake?"
"Stomp on it quickly, it's going to crash..."
The more Li Shimin urged him, the more flustered Li Yuan became, eventually asking Li Shimin, "Second Brother, where are my feet?"
Li Shimin almost lost his composure on the spot. It turned out that his grandfather, who had been bragging for so long, didn't know how to drive at all. He had made the same basic mistake as him, and had even lost his foot trying to find the brake.
At the critical moment, Li Shimin bent down and reached out, pressing Li Yuan's foot directly onto the brake pedal.
"Sizzle—"
The sudden braking was accompanied by a screeching noise from the tires screeching against the ground, leaving several black marks on the surface.
Fortunately, the old man's car finally stopped before crashing into the wall, only half a meter away from it. If Li Shimin had been a fraction slower, it would have turned into a car accident.
Li Yuan finally felt his feet... return. He turned his head and glanced at Li Shimin: "You're really something. If you hadn't intervened, I would have hit the brakes long ago..."
Upon hearing this, Li Shimin nearly choked to death.
However, they dared not provoke Li Yuan further, since their father had only recently recovered from his illness, and it would be a grave mistake to provoke him again.
After shaking his head and giving a wry smile, he said to Li Yuan, "Grandpa, you're right. Now, could we reverse the car and turn it around?"
"Reversing? A piece of cake... Shout—shout—(the command for reversing the carriage)."
Li Shimin was embarrassed: "Grandpa, this is a car, not a horse-drawn carriage. You can just put it in reverse..."
Li Yuan: "I was just teasing you, but you didn't appreciate it. It wasn't fun..."
After hearing Li Yuan's explanation, Li Shimin felt like crying.
Fortunately, Li Yuan was in a hurry to figure out how to shift into reverse. After fiddling around for a while, he finally managed to turn the car around and get back on the road, driving up to Jiang Fan.
When Li Yuan got out of the carriage, his legs visibly went weak. Fortunately, Li Shimin was there to support him, otherwise he might have collapsed to the ground. It seems that he was under a lot of tension and pressure.
Jiang Fan asked, "So, what do you think, Old Emperor Li? Does the old man like it?"
"Um... I like it, but it's a bit disobedient. I tell it to go back, but it won't; it insists I shift into gear..."
Jiang Fan: "..."
Li Shimin: "..."
Li Yuan seemed to notice the awkward expressions on Jiang Fan and the others' faces, and quickly continued:
"However, with my intelligence, it won't be long before I tame this old man's car. I really like it."
Some people should stop having such unrealistic ideas.
"If it's not yours, don't think about it. I won't name you, Erlang..."
Li Shimin: "..." His father's words were more profound than any other words.
"Sizi, come on, let's go for a drive. Grandpa can drive now..."
When Li Yuan first met his granddaughter, the first person he thought of was his most beloved little granddaughter.
"Grandpa, I have a toy car too! Let's go drive my toy car and see who's faster, okay?"
Just as Jiang Fan was about to speak to stop her, he heard Si Zi's childish voice.
"Let's compete then! What are you going to do, Grandpa? Let's go now!"
Little Sizi drove his little car and went for a ride with Li Yuan. And you know what?
Xiao Sizi's driving skills are actually far superior to Li Yuan's.
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