Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

Li Shimin was completely bewildered upon hearing this and asked, "You just said you were a rhinoceros, how come you're Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng now? And you're asking me to send you money? Aren't you afraid I'll beat you to death?"

"It's not that I look down on you, but kill me? Do you even have the strength? Someone like Li Shimin, I, Qin Shi Huang, could take on ten of you!"

Li Shimin: "!@#￥%……&*" This is outrageous! I'm furious! This is intolerable!

In Li Shimin's mind, although the First Emperor Ying Zheng was his idol,

But to say you can take on ten of yourself right off the bat—isn't that underestimating yourself? Isn't that going too far?

Jiang Fan was afraid of upsetting Li Shimin, so he quickly stopped Li Shimin from talking to the in-vehicle AI voice assistant, and began to steer the conversation in a positive direction.

So, before Li Shimin could vomit blood from anger, Jiang Fan quickly spoke up:

"Sir, Sir, please answer me, who are the historically recognized outstanding emperors?"

When Jiang Fan asked that question, Li Shimin suddenly fell silent.

They didn't even dare to blink, afraid of missing out on a fortune.

This is crucial information that will affect your reputation after death, so you must listen carefully.

Soon, the in-vehicle intelligent AI Sizi spoke: "In summary, the most widely recognized outstanding emperors are Qin Shi Huang, Liu Che (Emperor Wu of Han), Li Shimin (Emperor Taizong of Tang), and Zhao Kuangyin (Emperor Taizu of Song)..."

Li Shimin didn't listen to what was said after that, because his mind had gone completely blank.

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, was his temple name Taizong?

Upon hearing this, Little Sizi clapped her hands excitedly and looked at Li Shimin, exclaiming, "Grandpa, what is Xizi talking about? Emperor Taizong of Tang is me! Grandpa, you're so amazing!"

Li Shimin was overjoyed to be praised by the two rhinoceroses. He could no longer suppress the smile on his face, which kept turning up. If he hadn't been concerned about his image, his mouth would probably have stretched all the way to his ears.

Without turning his head, Jiang Fan said to Li Shimin, "Uncle, listen to this. This ox has a pretty high opinion of you. It's on par with Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han in the first tier."

Li Shimin waved his hand slightly: "Keep it low-key, keep it low-key. Uncle prefers to keep it low-key. Although Uncle knows he is very outstanding, being praised so often still makes me a little... excited, hahaha..."

After the initial excitement, Li Shimin's curiosity was piqued, and he asked the car's AI, "Your Highness, tell me, how many years will my Tang Dynasty last?"

"The Tang Dynasty lasted for 289 years, through 21 emperors. It conquered the Eastern Turks and the Xueyantuo, boasting a vast territory, flourishing culture, and a prosperous economy, earning the admiration of later generations. Great cultural figures such as the poets Li Bai and Du Fu emerged from this era, and it witnessed the grand spectacle of nations paying tribute to the Tang..."

Li Shimin: "No, wait a minute, the dynasty's lifespan...289 years? You mean, my Great Tang...is over?"

"Yes, the Qing Dynasty has been gone for over a hundred years, let alone your Tang Dynasty. However, the Tang Dynasty was once glorious, but in the later period of the Kaiyuan era, the An Lushan Rebellion broke out, which led to the decline of the Tang Dynasty's national strength and the beginning of its decline..."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin's smile vanished. He pulled Jiang Fan aside and asked, "Jiang Fan, tell your uncle, is what this 'Sizi' said true?"

"Um... does my uncle want to hear the truth?"

"Of course we want to hear the truth, tell us now!"

"What Si Zi said is true, but because of Si Zi's appearance, the original course of history can already be changed. As for how many years Uncle's Tang Dynasty can last, that depends on the individual abilities of your descendants!"

Hearing these words, Li Shimin felt a little better.

He then asked, "Your Highness, tell me, in what year did I pass away?"

"In 649 AD, the lunar year of Ji-You (the Year of the Rooster), in May of the 23rd year of the Zhenguan era, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, passed away in the Hanfeng Hall of Cuiwei Palace in Zhongnan Mountain. Subsequently, Crown Prince Li Zhi ascended the throne..."

"The twenty-third year of Zhenguan? It's the eighth year of Zhenguan now, does that mean... I only have fifteen years left to live? I'll die in fifteen years? Is it really because I ate the elixir of immortality that I died?"

Jiang Fan quickly comforted her, "Uncle, don't worry, I'm here. I'll make sure you live to be a hundred. Besides, didn't I tell you to give up that harmful elixir? So what this ox said shouldn't be accurate either."

"Master cannot question the accuracy of Si Zi's historical records. Si Zi's historical question bank contains thousands of years of history, both ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign. It knows everything..."

"Shut up—"

"Yes, Master, I'll shut up!"

"If you dare say anything else, I'll format your computer. Don't you dare say anything like that again, especially not in front of my aunt's husband, understand?"

"Master, did I... hear you or not? May I speak?"

Jiang Fan: "..." You're fucking too smart.

"Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, died of a stroke. If we could travel through time and use modern medicine, this stroke could be cured. Master, would you like me to diagnose and prescribe medicine for Emperor Taizong of Tang?"

"No need, are you just showing off? Why don't you play a song for Si Zi instead!"

"Sizi, play some music for Sizi. What song would you like to hear? I have millions of singles to choose from in my music library."

Little Sizi immediately shouted, "I want to hear Piggy Hero's songs, do you have any?"

"Yes, please wait a moment, it will play for you shortly—"

I need a CD player and an MP3 player.

Want ice cream? Ask for RMB. Don't be too greedy.

Smart, brave, and strong

I really envy myself.

Hula hoops are also fine.

Do a double backflip and then salute.

We will not give up, no matter where we are.

Go find chocolate for weight loss...

Hearing the familiar melody, Little Sizi became excited, as if injected with adrenaline, and waved her little fists at Li Shimin, shouting, "Five Elements Power Transformation—"

Upon returning to the palace, Jiang Fan alighted from the carriage, while Li Shimin remained seated, motionless.

"Uncle, we're home. Why aren't you getting out of the car?"

"No rush, Uncle-in-law has some things he wants to ask this girl, otherwise he won't feel at ease!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan immediately turned off the car's AI, then grabbed the car keys, picked up Xiao Sizi, and left.

Li Shimin was left inside the carriage, roaring repeatedly, "Your Highness, Your Highness, answer me quickly, am I not the most powerful emperor...?"

Half an hour later, Li Shimin returned to the Lizheng Hall. However, his lips were dry and he looked haggard, which startled Empress Zhangsun, who was standing beside him: "Second Prince, what's wrong with you?"

"No...nothing, I'm just thirsty. Guanyinbi, please get me a glass of water!"

Seeing this, Jiang Fan grabbed a bottle of nutritional drink and tossed it to Li Shimin: "Drink this."

"For the past half hour... Uncle, you haven't been practicing your singing in the car the whole time, have you?"