Tang Dynasty: The pot is tied to the duck nest, the little rhinoceros is here!

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Before Wang Hao could finish speaking, he felt a chilling coldness coming from the side.

Without even turning around, he knew that Jiang Fan was glaring at him with his eyes.

She quickly corrected herself, saying, "It's inappropriate to bring you beer, but bringing you drinks is fine. What kind of drinks do you like?"

"I love rice porridge!"

Although Xiao Sizi wasn't quite sure what Wang Hao meant by "drink,"

But she's so clever; she just said she likes everything—she'll drink anything you send her.

Wang Hao also genuinely liked Jiang Fan, finding her to be incredibly adorable.

However, before he could chat with Sizi for more than a few words, Jiang Fan began to tell him to leave—after all, it was getting late, and he was also worried that Sizi might let something slip.

Helpless, Wang Hao got up to leave. Before leaving, he reached out his hand and showed Xiao Sizi how to make a pinky promise.

It's like we made a promise: next time I come, I'll definitely bring her lots and lots of drinks.

Xiao Sizi was naturally overjoyed, so when she saw Wang Hao off, she accompanied Jiang Fan to the door.

After Wang Hao left, Xiao Sizi's eyes unconsciously drifted to the beer on the table again.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan cautioned, "Sizi, you can't drink too much of this beer."

You're still too young. A little taste is enough for today. When you grow up, you can drink as much as you want without your brother stopping you. But for now, you can't drink anymore, understand?

"But I want to have a little more fun, okay?"

"not good."

"Pork, pot—"

"Calling you 'brother' is out of the question. This is a matter of principle. What would happen if we raised you to be a little alcoholic from a young age?"

If Li Er knew this, he would be torn to pieces. "Absolutely not, but you can take it back and let your grandparents have a taste."

"Really? That's wonderful! Thank you so much, sir..."

Seeing Xiao Sizi's excited expression, Jiang Fan suddenly felt a sense of foreboding—but since he had already said it, he couldn't go back on his word.

The beer Wang Hao brought was all packed into the Lamborghini. To prevent Si Zi from drinking it all, Jiang Fan added a few bottles of nutritional drinks and orange juice.

Seeing these, Xiao Sizi's big, bright eyes sparkled: "Brother, are they all for me?"

"Of course, by the way, Sizi, it's getting dark, hurry back and take the wine to your grandparents, you can't steal one for yourself."

Jiang Fan gave instructions.

"Okay, goodbye buddy, I'll be back tomorrow!"

After saying that, Xiao Sizi got into the Lamborghini and returned to the Tang Dynasty.

Xiao Sizi returned to her palace, greeted Sister Dongmei, gave her a bottle of orange juice, and then, without lingering, turned on the headlights, stepped on the gas, and drove towards Lizheng Hall.

Xiao Sizi sped through the palace, arriving at the Lizheng Hall.

They drove straight in.

Drop drop-

"Mommy, I'm back again!"

"Guanyinbi, it's Little Sizi back! She must have brought some delicious food."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin excitedly ran outside.

"Jiro"

Empress Zhangsun was both amused and exasperated by Li Shimin's anxious appearance, and then followed him out.

As soon as Li Shimin stepped out of the house, he saw his little ox outside the courtyard—its head sticking out, its whole body completely hidden by the cart.

"Hehe, Grandpa, I've brought something for Mom!"

"More delicious food? Hehe, Grandpa Sizi hasn't spoiled you for nothing!"

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin licked his lips; he still felt unsatisfied with the chicken leg he had eaten at noon.

"It's not just bad, it's really great!"

Xiao Sizi opened the beer crate on the trolley, took out a bottle of beer, and held it high in front of Empress Zhangsun: "Mother, look, this beer is delicious!"

"Huh? Wine? Sizi, you're saying this is... wine?"

"Mmm, mmm, wine! The boss gave it to me, so I brought some for my mother to try. My mother, drink it quickly!"

Empress Zhangsun took the beer bottle, looking troubled—where was she supposed to pour it out? She couldn't get it to come out.

Li Shimin spoke up from the side, "Guanyinbi, let me try to see if I can open it."

"Then Erlang, be careful, the cap of this wine bottle... doesn't seem to be unscrewed."

Li Shimin nodded slightly and took the beer bottle.

He touched the bottle cap; it was cool to the touch, probably made of iron. He couldn't help but think to himself: Iron, such precious things.

The ironware produced by our own Tang Dynasty wasn't even enough to make enough weapons.

The immortals of Baiyujing actually used iron to make wine bottle caps?

As expected of Bai Yujing's immortal methods, they are truly arrogant and inhumane.

He tried to pull the bottle cap up with his fingers, but after several attempts, his fingers were almost raw, and the cap remained unmoved.

Feeling a little embarrassed, he turned to Xiao Sizi and asked, "Sizi, can this... bottle really be opened? Or... do we have to smash the bottle to get the wine out?"

Little Si shook his head repeatedly, looking at Li Shimin with disdain: "Grandpa, you're so stupid! Just come here!"

She quietly took the bottle open, picked up the beer bottle, and gently pried it open with the bottle opener—the cap fell off with a "snap".

Upon seeing this, Li Shimin nearly lost his temper on the spot.

What's going on? I struggled for ages to open it, but my little darling opened it with a flick of her wrist? Isn't this a huge and swift slap in the face?

Empress Zhangsun didn't even notice the bottle opener in Xiao Sizi's hand; she was completely stunned by the sight of her opening the bottle cap and had no time to look at anything else.

Little Si chuckled to himself, "Luckily, my brother told me how to open a beer bottle and even gave me a bottle opener, otherwise I wouldn't have had a chance to show off in front of Grandpa!"

"Grandpa, hurry and get me a paper cup, I'll pour you some wine!"

"Alright, alright, Grandpa will go right away—"

At this moment, Li Shimin didn't bother to give instructions to Zhang Anan, who was serving outside the door, and took two teacups himself.

Xiao Sizi held the beer bottle and gently poured the beer into a teacup.

As the beer is poured into the glass, white foam immediately rises to the surface.

Seeing this, Li Shimin was even more surprised.

Looking puzzled, he asked, "Sizi, are you sure this is wine? Not poison?"

When his grandfather questioned his beer, Xiao Sizi immediately protested.

She put down the wine bottle, snatched the cup from Li Shimin's hand, and tilted her head back to pour it into her mouth.

Upon seeing this, Li Shimin panicked: "You mustn't—"

"That old man—"

Li Shimin looked wary: "Sizi, don't even think about fooling your father. Your father won't—"

To prove that the beer was drinkable, Xiao Sizi turned to Zhang Anan and said, "Uncle Zhang, you should try it. It really is beer."

Zhang Anan was quite competent as Li Shimin's close attendant.

Without saying a word, he picked up a glass of beer and made a demonstration, chugging it down in no time.

After finishing the drink, he still looked like he wanted more.

Li Shimin hurriedly asked, "Ananda, is this really wine?"