Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.
Chapter 151 is currently being filmed; the acting is consistently excellent.
Chapter 151 is currently being filmed; the acting is consistently excellent (two parts combined).
Inside the residence of the Uchiha clan chief.
The first rays of morning sunlight shone on the naked, muscular bodies dancing in the courtyard, making the beads of sweat glisten. As the body's owner slowly exhaled a breath of stale air, Uchiha Madara's morning training officially came to an end.
"Why isn't Izuna up yet?"
Slowly opening his eyes, Madara Uchiha looked at the empty training ground with a slight frown.
Yesterday I clearly told Izuna repeatedly to get up early this morning for morning exercise, but now the sun is up and I haven't seen a trace of him.
"Ha~"
Just as Madara Uchiha's anger was about to erupt, Izuna Uchiha arrived late, yawning.
"Izuna, you..."
Madara Uchiha looked displeased and was about to lash out when he caught a glimpse of his younger brother's undisguised fatigue, with his two dark panda eyes drawing particular attention.
"Brother, I'm sorry, I had to work overtime last night."
Izuna looked at Uchiha Madara, who had been waiting for a long time, and said apologetically,
"Last night, the patrol team reported that a loud explosion was heard near the clan's territory, so I led the team to investigate."
"An explosion? Could it be the enemy sneaking in?"
Upon hearing that Uchiha Izuna was delayed due to working overtime, Uchiha Madara's expression softened somewhat, and his tone became slightly concerned.
"Are you alright?"
"Uh... I didn't find any enemies. I hadn't even reached the scene when I ran into my father on the way."
Uchiha Izuna scratched his head, his evasive eyes filled with a hint of confusion, and he stammered,
"My father said he was practicing a new technique, but he didn't control his strength well during the performance."
"I see. Thank you for your hard work, Izuna."
Madara Uchiha, who had turned around to start dressing, didn't see the strange expression on Izuna Uchiha's face. After offering a few words of encouragement, he turned back to his younger brother, waved, and continued speaking.
"Let's go. My cousin said we're going to Nanka River for special training today, so don't be late."
"Okay, big brother."
Uchiha Izuna breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly followed. Actually, he didn't come back late yesterday, but it took him some time to hide his magazine.
Moreover, his Dao heart was unstable in the middle of the night, and he was attracted by the new work he had just acquired, which caused him to stay up all night with an erection.
"I wonder what kind of special training my older cousin has arranged."
Following behind Madara Uchiha, Izuna Uchiha, looking haggard, couldn't help but speculate.
In his mind, although Uchiha Gin's strength was average, he had a lot of tricks up his sleeve, and this special training would definitely give them some surprises.
"You'll know when you get there."
Madara Uchiha said indifferently that he didn't have high expectations for Gin Uchiha's special training, treating it as just a family outdoor gathering.
The two of them flashed to the familiar riverbank. The waters of the Naga River were still flowing gently. Looking at the familiar spot, memories of Uchiha Madara's childhood involuntarily welled up in his mind.
So many years have passed, and everything has changed. Back then, he and Hasi Hot Mom were a pair of happy teenagers, training and competing here every day, sitting together and dreaming about the future. It was truly an unforgettable memory.
Recalling that skipping motion on the water when they first met, Madara Uchiha couldn't help but curl up a smile at the corners of his cold lips.
I wonder if the hot mom from Harbin has improved her skipping skills. She then bent down, picked up a pebble, and threw it into the water.
"Whoosh~~ Snap~ Snap~ Thump."
The pebble traced a white line on the water's surface, barely making a few splashes before sinking heavily to the bottom.
"Whoosh~~ Snap~ Snap~ Snap~ Snap~ Snap~ Snap."
Just as Madara Uchiha was lost in his memories, a familiar voice stirred his mind. He looked up and saw a round pebble flying across the river. Like a dragonfly skimming the water, it touched the calm surface of the Naka River more than a dozen times before finally landing steadily at his feet.
"Hahaha, Mada, I won again this time!"
A cheerful and familiar voice rang in Madara Uchiha's ears. Startled, he struggled to lift his gaze from the pebbles at his feet, staring incredulously at the figure slowly emerging from the woods on the opposite bank. A flash of surprise crossed his face, but then he remembered the year, and his expression turned cold as he spoke in a chilling tone.
"Hot mom from Hassan! How dare you show your face here?"
Hashirama Senju appeared once again in the Nakagawa River, but instead of wearing his classic red armor, he wore a tan haori over a dark green undergarment, and light gray hakama slings over his lower body.
"Hehe, because I have a lot to say to you, Madara."
Dressed very formally, Hashirama Senju waved with a smile, looking like a friendly boy next door, completely different from his domineering self on the battlefield.
"Hmph! I have nothing to say to you."
Madara Uchiha waved his hand to stop Izuna Uchiha from drawing his sword. Although he was secretly pleased, he still frowned and looked at the harmless Hashirama Senju on the other side of the river, and warned him.
"Really? I'll be really sad then~"
With his thick eyebrows and large eyes, Hashirama Senju pouted resentfully, looking pitiful, which made Madara Uchiha's heart tighten.
"Pah! You bastard! You humiliated my brother like that, and you still dare to put on airs in front of us!"
Seeing Hashirama Senju's smug expression and not buying his act, Izuna Uchiha was instantly enraged. Ignoring Madara Uchiha's attempts to stop him, he drew his long sword and was about to jump over to fight the man who had stolen his brother to the death.
"Wait! Hashizuna, watch out!"
Madara Uchiha, captivated by Hashirama Senju's charm, was caught off guard and allowed Izuna Uchiha to dart out from behind him. He immediately slapped his thigh and shouted in alarm.
"Prepare to die!"
But it was too late. Uchiha Izuna's longsword flashed with cold light as it slashed towards the unarmed Senju Hashirama with the force of thunder.
Just as he was about to be cut in two, Hashirama Senju, enveloped by the wind of the blade, showed no fear. Instead, he rolled his eyes inwardly.
With an indifferent expression, Hashirama Senju looked at the aggressive Izuna Uchiha, stretched out a hand, and blue-purple chakra burst forth from his body, instantly enveloping him.
"Ding! Crack!!"
With just his bare palm, Hashirama Senju blocked Izuna Uchiha's charged attack, and to everyone's astonishment, he secretly used his superhuman strength to break the long sword he was holding in half.
"Don't you dare hurt my brother!"
At this moment, Madara Uchiha no longer cared about admiring the beauty. He drew his sword, leaped forward, and tried to save Izuna from her predicament.
"Madara, you know I don't like fighting."
Seeing Uchiha Madara approaching, Senju Hashirama showed a helpless expression, then a resolute look flashed across his face as he raised his hands and clasped them together.
The classic clap of both hands made Madara Uchiha's eyelids twitch while he was still in the air. He had been tormented by this move a lot recently, and his anus tightened involuntarily.
"Boom~~~"
As Hashirama Senju's palm emitted bursts of green light, countless thick wooden branches rose from the ground, bypassing Izuna Uchiha who was holding a broken sword, and swept straight towards Madara Uchiha.
Xiangzhuang's sword dance is intended for Peigong.
"Brother, be careful!"
Seeing that the other party was only using him as bait to lure his elder brother into a trap, Uchiha Izuna was extremely anxious. His bloodshot eyes widened as he rapidly formed hand seals.
In less than a second, a torrent of fire-attribute chakra poured from his mouth, hurtling towards Hashirama Senju in front of him.
"Water Release·Water Formation Wall!"
A clear, cold voice rang out, and a white-haired man dressed in classic blue armor appeared before everyone.
His scarlet eyes were filled with intense disgust, and he spat out water, completely neutralizing the flames spewed by Uchiha Izuna. In an instant, water mist filled the entire battlefield.
"Big brother, I told you, these evil Uchiha are impossible to communicate with."
With an expression as cold as ice, Tobirama Senju stood beside Hashirama Senju with his arms crossed, his cold gaze sweeping over the wary Izuna Uchiha before he spoke.
"Tobirama, don't interfere. This is a private matter between Madara and me."
While manipulating the wooden branch to try and grab the agile Uchiha Madara, Hashirama Senju, who was also trying to communicate with his younger brother, spoke in a rare serious tone.
"Hehe, then I'd like to see how you, big brother, will persuade this troublemaker."
For once, Tobirama Senju didn't argue back. Instead, he stepped back and watched the show with a knowing expression.
"Hot Mom from Harbin!"
Madara Uchiha ran away.
"Motor's going!"
Hashirama Senju chases after him.
"Whoosh~"
Concerned for Madara Uchiha's safety, Izuna Uchiha was about to step forward to help when a kunai shot to his feet blocked his path.
"Don't move, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life."
Tobirama Senju, still in the pose of throwing the kunai, looked meaningfully at Izuna Uchiha, whose body was tense, his tone full of threat.
"Heh, Tobirama Senju, do you think I'd believe you?"
Uchiha Izuna sneered, the three tomoe in his eyes darting around as he scanned the arrogant white-haired man before him, trying to find a flaw in him.
"Hmph! Your eyes are completely useless."
Tobirama Senju gave a disdainful snort, his crimson eyes filled with contempt. He wagged his finger at Izuna Uchiha, who was poised to attack, and said...
"If you don't care about their lives, then go ahead and do it."
"What do you mean?"
Upon hearing Tobirama Senju's seemingly random words, Izuna Uchiha's delicate eyebrows furrowed tightly, his eyes brimming with confusion.
"Come out! Let them see."
As Tobirama Senju finished speaking, four unfamiliar figures slowly emerged from the forest behind him. They were all faces that Izuna Uchiha did not recognize, but from their appearance, clothing, and chakra, it could be determined that the people who appeared were all members of the Senju clan.
"Hmph, just a few unknown henchmen."
Uchiha Izuna didn't take the few people who appeared to heart. He raised his hands, preparing to unleash another powerful ninjutsu to help his older brother escape.
"Then look, who's behind them?"
Tobirama Senju had finally waited for this moment. His slightly upturned lips were like an AK firing in rapid succession, impossible to suppress.
"Mmm~ Mmm~"
Four Senju clan members stepped back at the opportune moment, revealing two bound figures. One of them saw Uchiha Izuna and his eyes were filled with excitement, but his mouth was gagged, so he could not make a sound.
"Ahem. A little treatment? Big cousin!"
As Uchiha Izuna's fire-style chakra was about to be unleashed, he saw the two bound figures.
He gritted his teeth and forced himself to swallow the flames, wisps of black smoke rising from between his teeth with a trembling sound.
Holy crap, how did they get caught?
Suppressing the rising flames within him, Uchiha Izuna looked speechlessly at the captured Uchiha Gin and Uchiha Osamu, and spoke up.
"Tobirama Senju, you'd better not hurt them, or even if you die, I'll still shit on your grave."
No, why do you sound like you're hoping the other party will kill you?
"It seems you're unwilling to cooperate, then don't blame me for being impolite."
Upon hearing Izuna Uchiha's words, Tobirama Senju was so angry his nose almost twisted. He casually pulled the bound Izuna Uchiha over, removed the gag from his mouth, and said with a displeased expression,
"You little brat, try to persuade that little bastard over there to surrender."
"Hoo~ cough cough"
Still in a daze, Uchiha took a few deep breaths of fresh air, and after regaining his senses, glared at the culprit beside him with hatred.
This white-haired man with a Sima-like face actually stuffed a gag full of strange smells into her mouth.
"Little administrators! How did you get caught?"
Unable to contain his curiosity, Uchiha Izuna spoke first, asking,
"Ugh~ Mr. Gin and I agreed to have special training at the Naga River today, but instead of Mr. Gin, this guy and his men captured me."
After gagging a few times, Uchiha Izuna, his face pale, glanced at Tobirama Senju beside him and explained to the bewildered Uchiha Izuna,
"Huh? How did my older cousin get caught?"
Uchiha Izuna was also completely confused. Given his older cousin's strength, even if he was weak, it was impossible that he didn't even have the opportunity to send out a distress signal, right?
"Ahem, when I was arrested, I already saw Mr. Yin tied up, so they must have been lying in ambush for a while."
After coughing a few times to clear the odor from his mouth, Uchiha Rinpoche looked up and explained to Uchiha Izuna,
"Don't worry about us, help the young clan leader first!"
Seeing the situation before him, Uchiha Rinpoche, who could distinguish what was important and what was not, immediately made a judgment. With a heroic look and a look of fearlessness, he stared intently at Senju Tobirama, not giving an inch.
"Haha, I love to torment this stubborn little girl. I hope your mouth will stay this hard later."
"Heh, you despicable Senju clan! Use whatever tricks you have up your sleeve. If I, Uchiha Zhili, even flinch, I'll change my surname to Senju!"
The Uchiha regime continues to exert its influence.
"I'll deal with you later; let's give you a little warning first."
Tobirama Senju shook his head, seemingly unwilling to act immediately. Instead, he turned his gaze to Gin Uchiha, who had remained silent, raised an eyebrow, and spoke to the four Senju clan members who were standing there dumbfounded.
"Hey, you guys didn't break this guy, did you?"
"Quack~ It's so boring!!"
"I've had enough!"
The four people questioned by Tobirama Senju had eerie, narrow eyes that gleamed with strange light. They licked their lips a few times with their long tongues, their philosophical faces bearing a lewd smile, and spoke in strange accents that no one could understand.
"Forehead"
Even Tobirama Senju himself was somewhat bewildered. Were these clones all performative personalities? With such expansive abilities, it really didn't seem like an act.
"Cough cough. Looks like it worked well. See that, Uchiha Izuna? The consequence of resisting to the bitter end is just like this guy, being eaten alive by hot dogs until his soul leaves his body."
Reminding himself not to break character, Tobirama Senju, his face hardening, pulled up Gin Uchiha, who was kneeling on the ground with a blank expression, and warned Izuna Uchiha, whose eyes were blazing with anger.
"Tobirama Senju! I'll kill you!"
If the flames in his eyes could materialize, Tobirama Senju would be reduced to ashes by now. Izuna Uchiha's anger was about to reach its peak, and the three tomoe began to spin rapidly under the intense emotional stimulation, showing a faint tendency to merge.
Hey! There's potential!
Tobirama Senju, who witnessed all of this, was secretly delighted, thinking that his script was at least worthy of an Oscar nomination.
That's about it for now. Now let's see how much energy my older cousin is building up.
The battlefield on the other side, however, surprised him greatly.
"Haha, hot mom from Haxi~ Come and chase me! You can't catch me, can you?"
While dodging the swirling wooden branches with his agile body, Madara Uchiha looked at Hashirama Senju with a wicked and arrogant gaze, and spoke provocatively.
"You little brat! Watch how I punish you properly after I catch you!"
Having fully immersed himself in the role, Hashirama Senju urged dozens of wooden branches that resembled tentacles to relentlessly attack Madara Uchiha, showing no sign of giving up until he caught him.
"Uchiha Madara! You wouldn't want your loved ones to be tortured to death by me like this, would you?"
This scene, overflowing with eroticism, made Tobirama Senju's chrysanthemum clench, and unable to bear it any longer, he shouted loudly.
"Look at him, he's been completely ruined now!"
As he spoke, he pulled up Uchiha Gin, whose sanity was practically nonexistent, and showed him to Uchiha Madara with a wicked grin.
"Big cousin? That despicable guy...%...&¥&*!"
Madara Uchiha, who was in a fairly good mood, instantly became furious after seeing Gin Uchiha being tormented. His eyes turned bloodshot, and a chilling aura permeated the entire battlefield. The immense pressure caused everyone present to turn their heads involuntarily.
"Hassy Hot Mom! Is this the peace you wanted? &&*…¥#@%&*%*&*…#@……"
After scolding the younger generation, he turned his attention to the older ones. After hurling insults at the white-haired man, he immediately turned his attention to the long-haired, straight-haired Hashirama Senju and began to unleash a barrage of attacks.
"Mada!"
Hashirama Senju, in a dramatic display, first dimmed his eyes, then, as if remembering something, his eyes brightened again. Looking at the gritting-teeth Madara Uchiha, he slowly spoke...
"I can let them go, but..."
"Spit it out!"
Madara Uchiha said coldly, "Trying to negotiate with me? What do you really think of me?"
"I want you!"
Hashirama Senju, with his resolute face, uttered a startling statement, causing Izuna Uchiha and Osamu Uchiha to scream in surprise.
"ha??"
"puff!!!"
On a high vantage point not far from the battlefield, Uchiha Tajima, having just taken a sip of tea, suddenly performed a "Water Release: Who Built the Dam?" technique. His crimson eyes gleamed with a strange light, and he couldn't help but turn to the person beside him and ask.
"Ah Yin? This part wasn't in the script!"
"Believe me, my actors are all professionally trained."
……
"Brother, no! They definitely want to take you back as leverage to force Father to comply!"
Uchiha Izuna was the first to jump out: "You despicable Senju clan, I have seen through your tricks!"
"What do you mean by that?"
Madara Uchiha didn't react much to this explosive statement. Instead, he frowned and stared at Hashirama Senju with a questioning look, hoping he would give a reasonable explanation.
"Um, you might not know, but my wedding is coming up soon."
Hashirama Senju scratched his head sheepishly, looking embarrassed, and explained to Madara Uchiha, who had asked the question.
"Crunch!!"
A crisp sound rang out.
"Huh? What was that sound?"
Everyone looked puzzled, searching around for the source of the sound.
"Big brother, what was that sound just now?"
Equally puzzled, Uchiha Izuna flashed to his older brother's side, activated his Sharingan, and scanned the surroundings, trying to find the source of the sound.
It's nothing, just the sound of a heart breaking.
"Your wedding is approaching, what does that have to do with my older brother?"
Izuna, who has been the best mouth double since childhood, naturally asked the question that everyone present wanted to know the answer to.
"Um... it seems the Uzumaki clan has backed out of the engagement, which was originally agreed upon."
"Splash!"
The sound of the fragments healing rang out again.
"Hahaha, I knew it! Who would want a fool like you!"
Just as heavy rain can mask tears, Madara Uchiha used laughter to conceal his joy. With a few tears in his crimson eyes, he laughed exaggeratedly and mocked breathlessly.
"I have no choice, I urgently need a marriage partner right now."
Ignoring Madara Uchiha's mockery, Hashirama Senju spoke with absolute certainty, his face showing no sign of pretense.
"So you came to me?"
Madara Uchiha was secretly delighted, but his face remained impassive, displaying a look of disdain as he waved his hand in refusal.
"No way!"
"I knew it, that's why I arrested this guy."
Hashirama Senju pointed at the Uchiha Silver in Tobirama Senju's hand and said with utmost seriousness,
"If you don't comply, I'll take this guy back with me."
"Huh? My older cousin is already thirty?"
Uchiha Izuna couldn't help but retort.
"Hehe, it's alright, I think even with those curly hair and dead fish eyes, she still has her charm~"
Hashirama Senju waved his hand, indicating that he wasn't picky about food.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh~~~"
Just as the group was having a heated discussion, in a corner forgotten by everyone, the purple-haired Uchiha Rinpoche's eyes turned crimson after hearing Hashirama Senju's explosive remarks.
The two magatama spun rapidly, and in no time they turned into three. However, the speed of the spin did not stop at all, and it even showed a tendency to intensify.
"Brother! Let's stop joking!"
While watching the show from the sidelines, Tobirama Senju felt a pang of stomachache. How could this disguise technique even fake personality? Could it be that he was influenced by the characteristics of Hashirama Senju's chakra?
"Brother! Let's stop joking!"
Unable to bear it any longer, he spoke up and interrupted their playful banter.
"Um~ Sorry, I got dizzy when I saw the motor."
Upon hearing Tobirama Senju's reminder, Hashirama patted his head and replied with a smile. Then, his expression changed, and a ruthless aura emanated from his body.
Looking at the two Uchiha brothers before him, he spoke in a completely unfamiliar tone.
"If you don't come with me, then this guy is useless."
As he spoke, he reached out his hand towards the stunned Uchiha Gin.
"Don't even think about it!"
With a roar, Madara Uchiha rushed to Hashirama Senju, who was standing to the side, and brandished his long sword to strike Hashirama's arm.
My younger cousin finally softened and didn't want someone who was all bark and no bite to stab me in the back.
"Heh, finally they've shown a weakness."
A sly smile of triumph flashed in Hashirama Senju's eyes. Several nimble wooden branches burst from the ground beneath his feet and instantly seized Madara Uchiha, who was suspended in mid-air.
"not good!"
Seeing this, Uchiha Izuna was so anxious that he jumped up and down. Ignoring the difference in strength, he flew forward to help his older brother out of the predicament.
"Alright, alright, Calabash Brothers, save Grandpa!"
Hashirama Senju didn't hold back either, increasing the output of his Wood Release. The wood branches quickly forked and expanded, catching Izuna Uchiha, who was full of openings, red-handed.
"Ughhhh~ Let us go!"
In desperation, the two brothers, whose opening was seized by Hashirama Senju, were tightly bound by tentacle-like wooden branches. As their chakra was absorbed by the Wood Release, the two, whose Sharingan was no longer able to maintain its power, went limp and their hands fell limply to their sides.
"Phew~ Hot Mom Hasi, I know you're after me. Let them go, and I'll go with you."
Panting heavily, Madara Uchiha stared intently at the unfamiliar man before him with his dark eyes and spoke coldly.
"Especially that curly-haired one, he's old and weak, taking him to the Senju clan would be a waste of food."
Um, although I feel a warmth in my heart, why do you say such an unpleasant thing to me?
"Why should I? Do we need you to tell us which person we want?"
Tobirama Senju, who was standing nearby, came over and patted Madara Uchiha's face, indicating that he could have either of them.
"hateful!"
Completely powerless, Uchiha Izuna could only hang from the tree in a fit of impotent rage, his lips almost bleeding from being bitten.
"Brother, I've disliked this snarling brat for a long time. He's useless anyway, let's send him to the underworld."
Seeing that the emotions had been built up enough, the second male lead, Tobirama Senju, stepped forward and reminded Hashirama Senju that it was almost time to wrap up filming.
"it is good."
Even at the very end, Hashirama Senju couldn't resist adding his own dramatic touch. He first glanced at Madara Uchiha, who was about to erupt, with a conflicted look, before turning his head away with difficulty.
Seeing Uchiha Izuna's equally furious expression, he stretched out a hand, which transformed into a sharp wooden branch, and raised it high, his eyes filled with chilling killing intent.
Uchiha Gin, who had been offline for a long time, saw this scene and a glint of light flashed in his eyes.
"You guys have had your fun, now it's my turn as the lead actor, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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