Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.

Chapter 256 Girl Tears Up a Gundam with Her Bare Hands

"well"

As he ran his large hands along the rough surface of the amber bottle, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

"Life is truly unpredictable, like a large intestine wrapped around a small intestine~"

Senju Itama, who was busy preparing breakfast, poked his head out of the kitchen upon hearing this, frowned, looked at the sighing Uchiha Gin, and asked in a very disdainful tone,

"Huh? You're eating pork intestines for breakfast? When did your tastes become so strong?"

"If your hearing isn't good, I suggest you get a new pair."

Lacking energy for daily interactions with Senju Itama and in a less-than-ideal mood, Uchiha Gin simply rolled his eyes, indicating that he knew a white miracle doctor and would replace whatever was wrong with him.

After finishing, ignoring the grimacing Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin rested his hands behind his head and sat back down on the sofa. Looking at the indifferent Uchiha Hikaru, he sized him up before asking,

Who are you?

"Guess."

The black-haired girl didn't answer. Instead, she kicked off her slippers, revealing her fair and delicate feet. Then, she bent her legs slightly and lay down on the soft sofa. Her beautiful face showed no emotion, but her dark eyes held a hint of cunning.

After saying that, the girl stretched out one small foot, and the toe of her foot began to write tally marks on Uchiha Gin's thigh.

You dare to write the character "正" (zhèng) like that?

Sensing a sudden commotion, Uchiha Gin stiffly shifted his body, causing the girl's feet to miss their mark. Then, with a serious expression, he looked at the somewhat annoyed Uchiha Hikaru and spoke...

"Stop fooling around, we're talking serious stuff~"

Seeing that Uchiha Gin was so serious, Uchiha Hikari immediately withdrew her small, fair foot, propped herself up, tilted her head, and slowly replied,

"Hmph~ Just say it, we can hear you."

Since Uchiha Hikaru and her second personality reconciled, their consciousnesses can switch freely, and they can also share information when they come into contact with external information.

Uchiha Gin raised an eyebrow upon hearing this, a sudden chill creeping into his heart. Looking at the girl's face, which had become somewhat mocking, he subconsciously swallowed, asking with a mixture of surprise and uncertainty,

"Wasn't it forbidden before? When did it start?"

"you guess."

The girl maintained her enigmatic demeanor, making Uchiha Gin's teeth ache. He remembered that when he had his argument with Uchiha An earlier, he and Hikari hadn't even officially established a relationship yet.

If Hikaru Uchiha was already able to receive information from the outside world at that time, wouldn't Gin Uchiha have been committing adultery?

"Oh, this."

Just as Uchiha Gin was at a loss, Uchiha Hikaru's eyes suddenly dimmed, and then he lowered his head.

The next moment, the girl raised her head again, her face flushed with shyness. She sat cross-legged, hiding her small feet under her bottom, clutching the sofa cushions to cover her head, looking ashamed to be seen. She was also muttering to herself softly.

"How could they make such a frivolous gesture? They have no shame whatsoever!"

Seeing the girl's demeanor, Uchiha Gin breathed a sigh of relief.

"Is it Hikaru now?"

It seems that it really was Uchiha An from earlier; he simply couldn't handle that woman. Don't let her abstinent appearance fool you; at night, she's more promiscuous than anyone else.

The reason why Uchiha Gin's lower back is so fragile is mostly due to her.

"Ah Yin, don't listen to that guy's nonsense. The ability to share all five senses is a recent development."

After calming his excited emotions, Uchiha Hikaru, still flushed from the excitement, hugged a sofa cushion and looked at Uchiha Gin, who was looking utterly bewildered, and quietly explained to him...

"Phew, that's good, that's good."

Hearing the girl's answer, Uchiha Gin finally breathed a sigh of relief. He absolutely couldn't let Uchiha Hikari find out about his act of putting a hat on her face. He had seen that gleaming hatchet before.

"Hikaru, now that you can receive information from the outside world, what about the mission just now?"

"No problem, I'm willing to do anything for Ah Yin."

Hearing Uchiha Gin's slightly conciliatory tone, the girl immediately shook her head vigorously; she had no objections to the mission.

If it's something Ah Yin wants to do, she's willing to try anything, even if it's plucking the moon from the sky.

"Okay, you should rest well today, we'll go together tomorrow."

Deeply moved, Uchiha Gin reached out and patted the girl's head. Compared to Uchiha An, Hikari was so much more understanding.

As they were talking, Senju Itama came over with a breakfast in hand, placed the steaming food on the table, and the hopeful look in his eyes left Uchiha Gin completely bewildered.

Looking down at the conspicuous pink milk on the table, he was puzzled and asked, "..."

"You idiot, just say what you mean."

Because of a previously inexplicable medical examination report, Senju Itama severely restricted Uchiha Gin's sugar intake, and his daily diet basically included no desserts.

But today, she actually brought out strawberry milk, which is considered a sugar taboo. Something is definitely amiss, and Senju Itama must need something from him.

"Um... when we do this mission, could you take me along?"

Watching Uchiha Gin down his strawberry milk in one gulp, Senju Itama nervously twisted the hem of his shirt and asked in a cryptic tone,

"Whew, that feels so good!"

Uchiha Gin, who usually ate even a single candy with utmost care, hadn't drunk strawberry milk so freely in a long time. He licked his lips reluctantly, and after hearing Senju Itama's request, Uchiha Gin asked with a strange expression,

"Why are you going to join in the fun? That's a tailed beast, it's dangerous!"

Due to some uncontrollable factor, Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama were bound together by a bond of life and death.

Over the years, he has protected this guy very well, and the three-piece suit he carries is all for survival.

In addition, Uchiha Gin had several Flying Thunder God seals planted on private parts unknown to Senju Itama, so that he could arrive at the scene to rescue him immediately if he encountered danger.

"You're worried about me!"

Initially somewhat apprehensive, Senju Itama's eyes lit up upon hearing Uchiha Gin's words. He looked up and asked excitedly,

"Well, if that's what you think, you're not wrong, but if the tailed beast goes berserk, with your small frame, I'm afraid..."

Having come this far, Uchiha Gin had no choice but to go along with the girl's words. Then, looking at the somewhat frail Senju Itama, he shook his head and said, hoping that his words would make her back down and stay at home.

"I can protect myself!"

In a moment of panic, Senju Itama raised her delicate little fist and said with absolute certainty,

"Huh? No way, with your mediocre skills, how could I not know?"

Seeing the energetic Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin waved his hand decisively, refusing the girl's reckless behavior.

"What can I do to get you to take me with you?"

Seeing that she had no chance to meet the turtle, Senju Itama immediately wrinkled her face, sniffled, and looked pitiful, with tears welling up in her large black eyes.

"Just take her with you. This kid isn't the same weakling she used to be."

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Hikaru spoke up for Senju Itama, which caught Uchiha Gin somewhat off guard.

He then turned his head, looked at the girl whose expression was normal and who didn't seem to be joking, and said,

"Hikari, this isn't a picnic. You've all witnessed the power of the Tailed Beasts before, haven't you?"

Throughout the entire ninja world, there are quite a few people who can fight a tailed beast alone, but this list definitely does not include that brat Senju Itama.

"I can!"

Her little face puffed up like a big bun, and Senju Itama grumbled angrily.

"Dame~"

"Alright, alright, kid. Since Ah Yin doesn't believe in your abilities, then prove it to him."

Listening to the two's incessant arguing, Uchiha Hikaru, being a man of action, immediately stood up, his eyes flashing red. Looking at the two arguing heatedly, his tone carried a hint of coldness.

"ha?"

Now it was Uchiha Gin's turn to be dumbfounded. How did things suddenly turn into a fight?

Before Uchiha Gin could say anything, a cherry-red figure instantly materialized behind Uchiha Hikaru, a skeletal hand raised high and smashing down towards Senju Itama.

"No!"

Uchiha Gin, his heart tightening at the unexpected decisiveness of Uchiha Hikaru, was about to raise his finger when he witnessed a scene that left him speechless.

"Bang!!!"

With a deafening crash, Uchiha Hikaru Susanoo's massive hand struck Senju Itama, who stood frozen in place.

However, the girl did not suffer a severe blow as Uchiha Gin had imagined; instead, she appeared completely unharmed.

As the massive Susanoo hand slammed down on his head with a deafening roar, Senju Itama revealed a calm and serene smile. He slowly raised his two small hands and gently embraced the large, cherry-red hand pressing against his head.

"Click~"

Uchiha Gin, his eyes wide open, heard a crisp sound, just like the sound of his breakfast soda cracker being broken open.

"This is absolutely outrageous."

Rubbing his dead fish eyes vigorously, Uchiha Gin repeatedly checked the scene before him, wondering if he had fallen under some new genjutsu.

However, it wasn't until the proud Senju Itama, holding a Susanoo that was thicker than her waist, presented it to him like a treasure that Uchiha Gin finally snapped out of his daze.

"You didn't release the sea?"

Passing by Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin looked at Uchiha Hikaru, who had a calm expression, and asked with a frown,

"No, it seems you haven't paid much attention to her all these years. In fact, after she successfully cultivated the Yin Seal, that brat's strength has been growing at an extremely terrifying speed."

When asked, Uchiha Hikari immediately denied it. She no longer had the prejudice she had when she first met Senju Itama and had long since regarded him as family.

Hmm. The kind that's below me.

"Is it really fake?"

Seeing that Uchiha Hikaru's expression didn't seem fake, Uchiha Gin scratched his face, reached out and took the still-present Susanoo hand from Senju Itama's arms, weighed it for a moment, and came to the conclusion that it was guaranteed to be ripe.

We promised to grow old together, but you secretly got a hair treatment~

As the Susanoo in his hand slowly dissipated, Uchiha Gin sighed softly, looked at Senju Itama who was like a proud little rooster, and said...

We agreed to just lie around like salted fish, but you little rascal, how did you secretly cultivate an immortal body?

After Uchiha Gin activated his super-powerful senses, he discovered that Senju Itama, whom he hadn't paid much attention to before, actually possessed a terrifying life force within the Yin Seal on his forehead.

Even without the chakra inherited from Ashura over thousands of years, Senju Itama, with the help of several artifacts that replenish his life force and a metabolic accelerator that was always in effect, became a Sage Body that was no less powerful than Senju Hashirama's.

No wonder he can use Super Strength as a basic attack!

Uchiha Gin originally thought she was gifted with extraordinary talent and possessed a naturally strong and divine body, but unexpectedly, she turned out to be a highly pure Sage Body.

If that's the case, then Uchiha Gin isn't worried about the brat being injured by the Tailed Beast; on the contrary, she's worried that the brat might accidentally kill it.

"Curly-haired baboon! How about it? How about it~"

With an expectant look on her face, Senju Itama grabbed Uchiha Gin's arm, pressed her ample, white breasts against him, and asked in a coquettish tone,

"Cough cough cough, your level is barely passable. Tomorrow, stay behind us and don't wander off."

Uchiha Gin pressed his slightly throbbing temples, a smug look on his face, and coughed a few times, which was a way of agreeing to Senju Itama's request.

"Yay! We can go see the turtles now!"

The next morning, Senju Itama, who had been so excited he hadn't slept until midnight, rushed into Uchiha Gin's bedroom, yanked off the covers, and loudly urged him on.

"Sleep with lemon ice cream, wake up and have fun!"

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"Go and clean that jar in the hall first, then I'll take a nap."

As a proper salted fish, Uchiha Gin, adhering to the principle of sleeping until he naturally wakes up, didn't even lift his eyelids, and gave an order to the radiant Senju Itama.

"Um, I'll come up after I'm done wiping."

Seeing Uchiha Gin still in bed, Senju Itama, who had originally intended to physically wake him, caught a glimpse of his erect penis out of the corner of his eye. His face immediately flushed, and his outstretched hand froze in mid-air. He then carefully pulled the blanket back over himself, reminding it as he left.

"Ha~ that brat, he didn't bother me again~"

After an unknown amount of time, Uchiha Gin finally woke up. Looking at the blinding sunlight outside the window, he couldn't help but raise an eyebrow.

Thinking about the arduous task ahead, Uchiha Gin didn't stay in bed any longer. He got up and slowly washed and changed, appearing quite methodical.

After finishing tidying up, Uchiha Gin went downstairs and saw two girls who had been waiting for a long time. Beside them was an amber bottle that had been polished until it shone.

Tsk~ This kimchi jar probably never imagined in its life that it would receive such high-class treatment.

"Hmph~"

Upon seeing Uchiha Gin arrive late, Senju Itama, who was about to retort, suddenly seemed to remember something, blushed, turned his head away, gave a cold snort, and remained silent.

"Gintoki, sleeping in isn't a good habit~"

Uchiha Hikari, who had just gotten up, smiled and made a complaint, but as the one who started Uchiha Gin's laziness, she generously forgave him.

"Phew~ kid, this jar is yours now."

Faced with the girl's teasing smile, Uchiha Gin subtly rubbed his aching lower back. Looking at the amber bottle that reflected his image, he turned to the sulking Senju Itama and spoke.

"ha?"

Senju Itama was extremely unwilling upon hearing this.

"You seemed pretty strong yesterday?"

"Okay, okay, I'll carry you!"

As the saying goes, "When you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head." The sulking Senju Itama had no choice but to submit to the evil forces. He gritted his teeth, slung the Amber Purification Bottle over his shoulder, and followed Uchiha Gin out of the room.

"I've already informed Xiaozhi, she'll be waiting for us at the village entrance."

Uchiha Gin strode confidently down the streets of Konoha, casually informing the two women behind him.

Late yesterday, he sent a wood clone to the Uchiha clan to inform his junior apprentice of the details of the mission. The apprentice immediately replied that he was impressed.

"Hmph~ You're leaving so late, Sister Zhili must have been waiting for you for ages!"

Carrying an amber bottle that was bigger than herself, Senju Itama couldn't help but complain.

Do you think I'm the kind of person who's late?

Uchiha Gin immediately rolled his eyes at Senju Itama's unfounded accusations; he wasn't some spiky hedgehog with goggles.

As we all know, in the world of Naruto, being late can trigger a series of chain reactions.

Speaking of this, we must mention a story about a god whose tears could not be hidden.

"The time I agreed with Xiaozhi is not here yet~"

It turns out that Uchiha Gin already knew he couldn't get up early, so he simply postponed the agreed time until late morning. Now that time has passed, Uchiha Gin might not even have arrived yet.

"Please, have some decency."

With veins bulging on his slender fists, Senju Itama, who had been waiting foolishly all morning, was itching to kill a baboon.

"This is the taste of peace~"

Ignoring the girl's resentful air, Uchiha Gin rested his hands behind his head, his colorless eyes surveying the peaceful scene around him. He let out a big yawn, a look of satisfaction on his handsome face.

"Mr. Silver~"

Uchiha Gin and his group quickly reached the village entrance. In the distance, a purple figure was waiting in the shadows. Upon seeing their arrival, the purple-haired girl, who had been waiting for some time, greeted them with a radiant smile.

"Hikaru-senpai, the small room~"

"Little administrator, when did you arrive?"

Unexpectedly, the girl arrived even earlier than them; Uchiha Gin had even made a point of arriving a little earlier.

"I just arrived too."

Wiping the fine sweat from his forehead, Uchiha Rinpoche's usually aloof face still held a smile.

"Remember to be on time next time."

Gin Uchiha glanced down at the dense footprints around the girl and suddenly felt a pang of guilt.

"Damn it, Mr. Gin, I can't wait to see if tailed beasts bleed."

(End of this chapter)