Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.

"Faced with two shameless villains, I delivered a direct blow..."

"Stop! Your teacher and readers didn't click in here to listen to a wicked-looking brat like you bragging."

Seeing Shimura Danzo getting more and more carried away, Uchiha Gin immediately said he couldn't be bothered to listen to him anymore and raised his hand to stop him from continuing.

"Didn't you tell me to say that?"

Danzo pulled up his pants, feeling a bit aggrieved. He'd finally gotten his little side story, but it was cut off as soon as he started.

"I have no interest in your nonsense. You're given five hundred words to explain the story clearly, or you know what will happen."

At five cents per thousand words, I'll let you speak for two and a half cents.

"Because those two servants were just ordinary people, I took care of them without using any ninja powers. Coincidentally, their master was my target, so I located him and went to carry out the assassination that night."

Scratching his cheek, Danzo watched as Uchiha Gin started counting on his fingers, and could only try to keep his words to a minimum.

"I never expected that the other side would hire two teams of Cloud Village soldiers as bodyguards, including two Jonin and six Genin. The Jonin were proficient in Taijutsu and Lightning Release respectively. After the fight started, I took care of the six soldiers first, and then faced the two experienced Jonin."

Recalling that battle, Danzo still feels lingering fear. If he hadn't mastered a new technique at the crucial moment, he might have perished in the Land of Rivers.

"Two Jonin and you're already scared? Looks like you're still being careless."

Looking at Danzo's expression, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but roll his eyes. This kid is supposed to be from the Sugar Clan, how could he be so disgraceful?

"No, dealing with two Jonin is no problem for me, but I never expected that guy would hire a team of Iwa ninja to ambush me from below while I was slaughtering everyone."

"Hey, there's a hidden plot point, hurry up!"

Finally showing some interest, Uchiha Gin pulled out some snacks he always carried, sat on a wooden stool, and eagerly urged for more updates.

"Cough cough cough But who am I! A mere Iwa ninja? I can just grab him and refine him in an instant! I raised my hand and unleashed a Vacuum Ball, heading straight for him."

"Friendly reminder: You've now used 250 characters."

Seeing Danzo starting to veer off course again, Uchiha Gin coldly raised a counting board.

"Huh? Even punctuation marks count?"

"240 left."

"Two fists can't beat four hands, especially since the opponent is quite strong. I fought bloody battles and finally made it to the final round with three Jonin. The mission target thought he was safe and came out to watch my desperate struggle, but this was exactly what I wanted."

Even now, Danzo still doesn't forget to include his own agenda.

"With a swift movement of my hips, I unleashed a Thousand Blades Slash, and the target's head fell to the ground. The three Jonin, enraged by this, unleashed their deadly attacks on me. Fortunately, I had a secret technique to protect me, which prevented me from being instantly killed. I even managed to kill one of them in the process."

Danzo recalled the taijutsu user from Kumogakure who had been killed by a fart attack, and a smug look appeared on his face.

"One hundred words left."

"In the end, I was indeed no match for the two Jonin who attacked me from both sides. But at that critical moment, a ray of sunlight pierced the night sky. Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration and realized the visual illusion technique I had just used. I successfully controlled the two Jonin and, with my last bit of strength, finished them off. I also collapsed from exhaustion after escaping not far away."

Danzo, who had almost counted on his fingers as he finished speaking, looked up and saw the zeroed-out character on Uchiha Gin's counter. Only then did he let out a long sigh of relief.

"That's it?"

Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. This 500-word essay was entirely about Danzo in the C position, with no scenes featuring Misae at all. This made him wonder if the kid was hiding something.

"What else would you like to hear?"

"Where's Misae?"

"She was just a stranger. Apart from saving my life after I was unconscious, there's nothing else to say about her."

Danzo scratched his head in confusion. Even though the woman named Misae was gentle and kind and took great care of him while he was unconscious, she was still just an ordinary person, from a different world than them ninjas.

"You're saying she saved you?"

Uchiha Gin suddenly discovered a blind spot in the entire story.

"yes."

"Did you just unleash your visual illusion at that moment?"

"That's right!"

"So you're completely naked down there?"

"Well, I wore it after I woke up anyway."

"How long were you unconscious?"

"It's been three days. My body hasn't recovered since I woke up, especially my lower back. It's so sore. Those short Iwa ninja's fists are really hard."

"How did you thank your savior after you woke up?"

"Since I had nothing at the time, I showed her my Konoha headband and told her to come to Konoha to find me if she had any trouble."

Alright, the case is solved!

Uchiha Gin covered his forehead and remained silent for a long time.

He never imagined he could misjudge someone. It turned out that the real victim in the whole incident was the seemingly innocent little girl in front of him.

This man, who would be like an eagle in the future, actually let a common girl steal a chicken, and she even managed to hit the bullseye.

"Yin San San, what exactly happened?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's hesitant expression, Danzo felt a sense of unease.

"Phew, what if I told you that you might have unknowingly become pregnant with a healthy, lively, chubby baby boy? How would you react?"

"ha?"

Danzo was struck dumb upon hearing this. He clutched his head and spun around in place several times, as if he were restarting his CPU.

"Yin San San, this is not funny."

If reality is as Uchiha Gin said, then why does Danzo continue to pursue Koharu? Is it because he has one more child than others?

"Don't rush, everything is still uncertain."

Seeing his disciple on the verge of collapse, Uchiha Gin reached out and plucked a few hairs from his head.

"Prepare yourself mentally and wait for my message."

Leaving behind the distraught Danzo, Gin Uchiha followed the markings he had left on the banknotes and precisely located the orphaned mother and child staying at an inn.

After extracting DNA from some of the children, his eyes fell on Misae's delicate face, revealing an extremely complex light.

You really can't judge a book by its cover.

"Mr. Gin, is there any news about Hiroshi?"

Misae bit her pale lips, a look of satisfaction and hope on her face.

"There is some progress, but before that, I want to ask you a question."

"What's the problem?"

Upon hearing the news that the child's biological father was known, Misae excitedly stepped forward.

"How did you and Hiroshi meet back then?"

"When I first met Hiroshi, he saved me from the hands of thugs. After we parted, I kept thinking about him. Then that very night, when I was taking a walk by the lake to clear my head, I encountered Hiroshi drowning."

"What was he wearing at the time?"

Misae blushed deeply as she spoke, when Uchiha Gin suddenly spoke up, asking...

"Wow! His butt is so white!"

"Snapped!"

Uchiha Gin slapped his forehead, took a deep breath, and continued to ask.

"What happened after you brought him home?"

"Huh? How can I possibly ask for that?"

"Sorry, I have to say it."

This concerns the reputation of his disciple. Although Xiao Tuantuan occasionally shows signs of betraying his master, at least in this timeline, he is still considered a good kid with impeccable morals.

A red glint flashed in Uchiha's silver eyes, and the Sharingan's reflection appeared in Misae's eyes as she feigned a shy expression, causing her to freeze in shock.

What exactly happened during the three days Hiroshi was in a coma?

"After I dragged Hiroshi home, I was preparing to clean his wounds when, as soon as I applied the ointment to his buttocks, he went crazy and pushed me onto the bed, pulling me away. Only afterward did I realize that, in my panic, I had mistaken the aphrodisiac ointment for the wound medicine."

What followed was an extremely lengthy 18+ scene, which Uchiha Gin couldn't release. He could only listen to it carefully several times before turning off the genjutsu with a bored expression.

After explaining the whole story, Misae also fainted. A sweet smile appeared on her delicate face, as if she was savoring the three days of blissful sex.

"He's a pitiful person too."

Uchiha Gin sighed. He thought he was trying to steal a chicken, but it turned out he was being pecked by an eagle.

While others let their position dictate their perspective, Danzo's perspective became one where his position determined his actions.

Why did you train your butt so much? Now look what happened, your butt escape and butt return have become passive, and the effects of the three-times-strong boar aphrodisiac are so strong that even the Otsutsuki might not be able to withstand it.

If it's not hard, it's fine; but if it is, it'll last for three days.

However, Danzo was lucky enough not to have been picked up by Bo Gang, otherwise we would have seen him on the old tree branch at the village entrance tomorrow.

Although the truth of the matter has largely come to light, adhering to a fair and scientific approach, Gin Uchiha still conducted a bloodline comparison between Danzo's DNA and the child's DNA.

A moment later, Uchiha Gin, holding the test report, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As expected, Danzo was indeed the child's biological father.

Holding the report, Uchiha Gin first went to find the anxiously waiting Shimura Shinji.

Snapped!

Enraged, Shinji Shimura struck the rattan chair, shattering the other armrest. The poor chair, which had served its owner for many years, ultimately could not escape its fate of destruction.

"This unfilial son has actually caused the bloodline of the Shimura family to be lost to the outside world!"

Now that the evidence is irrefutable, Shinji Shimura is so angry at Danzo's ruthless actions that his blood boils and his whole body trembles uncontrollably.

"Brother Jin'er, don't get agitated. Getting angry will only harm your health. I'm not saying who will help me, but Danzo was indeed wronged this time."

Uchiha Gin almost let it slip, but quickly covered it up. Fortunately, Shimura Shinji was old and had become hard of hearing in recent years, so he didn't give himself away.

"Innocent? How can something like this be an innocence? It can't be that that brat Danzo got raped by a woman, can it?"

"You know what, I actually thought so before."

Uchiha Gin nodded seriously, then a hint of regret appeared on his face.

If Xiao Tuantuan really was seduced by a woman, wouldn't he be able to live off this secret for the rest of his life?

"Is there some hidden story behind this?"

"Sigh~ all I can say is that life is unpredictable, like a large intestine wrapped around a small intestine."

With a long sigh, Uchiha Gin recounted to Shimura Shinji the entire story of Danzo's accidental pregnancy, without missing a single detail.

"Oh, this."

After hearing about his adopted son's bizarre experiences, this nearly seventy-year-old tough ninja's face turned pale and then red, truly a hero of Sichuan.

"Brother Jin, although the die is cast, it's not too late if you want to deal with that brat Danzo."

After a long period of deep thought, Shinji Shimura slowly raised his head.

"Please keep this a secret for me for now, Gintoki. I will make Danzo give that mother and son an explanation."

"I'm known for being tight-lipped, so you can rest assured."

Uchiha Gin stood up and waved his hand; he still had to tell the person involved this good news.

"Thump!"

Holding the paternity test report, Danzo slumped to the ground, staring blankly at the sky, muttering to himself.

"No way, this can't be true."

Seeing this, Uchiha Gin stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a comforting tone,

"What else could you possibly be unhappy about? We just picked up a big, chubby kid for free, so we've won against that Hiruzen kid once."

"No!!! I don't believe it! It's fake, it's all fake!"

Danzo stared at the report in his hand with bloodshot eyes, looking like a madman.

Not a single mistake, not a single poem, not a single post, not a single piece of content, not a single look!

In his memory, he was still a pure virgin who didn't even play with birds much, unlike Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was a quiet pervert who had already had a relationship with Biwako.

Uchiha Gin watched Danzo, who was in despair, with great interest, and sighed that if the kid had a pair of Sharingan, he might be able to break through to Mangekyou Sharingan on the spot.

After a long while, Danzo, having finished his emo, suddenly raised his head, a strange light flashing in his eyes.

"Yin San San, take me to see her."

"What are you going to do with that mother and child?"

Unsure whether Danzo had succumbed to his psychological burden and turned to the dark side, Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. If this kid were to commit such a heinous act, he would have to expel him from the sect.

"Let me see him first, Yin San San. Don't worry, I'm still a human being and I won't do anything so heartless."

As if sensing Uchiha Gin's worry, Danzo gave a self-deprecating laugh.

"Little Tuantuan, you're overthinking it. Of all my disciples, you're the one I value most!"

Uchiha Gin shook his finger, glanced sideways, and spoke against his conscience.

"Hiruzen? What a scoundrel!"

"That's what I think too!"

Having brought Danzo back to the village, who had calmed down considerably, the two went straight to the inn where Misae and her child were staying.

Standing at the inn's entrance, Danzo, his face tense, hesitated. He didn't know how to face the mother and child who had suddenly appeared. His outstretched foot hung in mid-air, unable to land no matter what he did.

"Hiroyuki-kun!"

Just then, a surprised voice rang out behind them. Hearing the familiar voice, Danzo, with a mix of trepidation and excitement, slowly turned his head.

The girl's familiar bright eyes and white teeth remained, but there were signs of hardship in her eyes and brows, and she looked somewhat haggard.

"Miss Misae, it's been a long time."

Danzo greeted her stiffly, all the prepared remarks he had made in his mind vanishing. His gaze softened as it slowly moved down from Misae's surprised face, finally settling on the sleeping baby in her arms.

"Have you named the child yet?"

"No, we've been waiting for Hiroshi to name him."

Overjoyed, Misae wiped away her tears and gave a sweet smile to her child's father, who had left without saying goodbye for a year.

But this smile, when seen by Danzo, made his heart clench involuntarily.

It's the feeling of heartache.

"There are too many people on the street, let's go inside and talk."

The inn was located on a busy street in Konoha Village, frequented by many curious onlookers. Seeing the two men's awkward demeanor, Uchiha Gin gestured for them to come inside and talk.

The three sat in the guest room. Danzo and Misae looked at each other in silence for a long time, and the baby in their arms also wisely kept quiet.

A long time passed like this, until Misae's cheeks flushed red, and Danzo finally looked away, embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, I don't know."

I don't blame you.

Faced with Danzo's apology, Misae gently shook her head.

"If it weren't for the birth of my child, I would only remember those days as a beautiful dream I never wanted to wake up from."

Misae knew Danzo's identity as a ninja, but as a commoner, and a village girl from a remote village, she naturally didn't aspire to marry the renowned Konoha ninja.

But fate played a cruel trick. Not long after Danzo left, Misae discovered she was pregnant. After much deliberation, she had to endure the gossip of the villagers and give birth to the child alone.

However, Misae was driven out of the village by her fellow villagers. With nowhere to go, she remembered Danzo's promise and, dragging her weak body and her newborn child, traveled through mountains and rivers until she finally arrived in Konoha.

Looking at the woman before him, whose appearance was delicate yet whose heart was incredibly strong, Danzo slowly stretched out his hands, condensing the thousand words in his heart into a single sentence.

"Sorry I'm late."

In fact, during the days Danzo was recuperating from his injuries, seeing Misae, covered in bruises, tirelessly applying medicine and feeding him every day, he had already developed a strange affection for the strong girl.

But his reason told him that he couldn't lay a hand on a kind girl.

No, you've already done it; all these bruises are your handiwork.

Seeing the two of them moving so quickly together, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"What are your plans for settling them in?"

"I will announce to the whole clan that I will marry Misae."

Danzo, holding Misae and the child in his arms, raised his head and said with a firm look in his eyes,

"But what about your career prospects?"

When asked about his soon-to-be-launched career, Danzo frowned slightly.

Indeed, with the Hokage election approaching, if I were to be exposed as having a child out of wedlock at this crucial juncture, wouldn't I be ruining my career and being condemned by everyone?

"Hiroshi-kun, I don't want to put you in a difficult position. As long as you care about us, that's enough."

Misae, lying in Danzo's arms, seemed to understand something. She slowly raised her head and said gently,

"No, how could I!"

Danzo felt a surge of anxiety.

"Actually, I have a compromise."

Finally, it was Uchiha Gin's turn to appear.

"Gin San-san/Mr. Gin?"

"Mrs. Misae, what's your husband's name?"

Uchiha Gin asked a strange question, and Misae blinked in confusion.

Hiroshi Nohara.

"See, that makes sense. The husband she's looking for is named Hiroshi Nohara. What does that have to do with you, Danzo Shimura?"

"oh!"

These words were like a wake-up call; Danzo's eyes lit up instantly, but quickly dimmed again.

"But doing this isn't fair to Misae."

Misae could have been the glamorous Mrs. Shimura, but now she's just an unknown Mrs. Nohara.

"It doesn't matter, after all, the husband I know is named Hiroshi Nohara."

Misae reached out and covered Danzo's mouth, her eyes gentle and tender. From his words, she had guessed that Danzo was of high status. She was just a commoner, so how could she possibly be worthy of him?

Misae is content with having someone she loves and someone who loves her, Hiroshi Nohara.

"Thank you, Misae."

"You two are newlyweds, so I won't disturb you any longer. Little Tuantuan, ten minutes should be enough, right?"

Seeing the almost lingering gazes between the two, Uchiha Gin, not wanting to be a third wheel any longer, scratched his head and stood up. Before leaving, he couldn't resist teasing Danzo, who was pretending to be a virgin.

"Hmph! See you in three hours!"

Five minutes later.

"Yin San San! Where are you? I remember you have a secret medicine."

"One million per piece, fixed price."

"Give me a plate!"

Danzo gritted his teeth; he was determined to make up for the three days he had lost!

that's it.

Misae settled in Konoha with her child. Danzo thoughtfully prepared a low-key yet luxurious courtyard for the mother and child, and their household registration was transferred to Konoha under the name Nohara.

The psychologically twisted Danzo, in order to continue to surpass Hiruzen Sarutobi, directly named his son Shinnosuke, essentially preemptively registering the ID of Hiruzen's eldest son.

Meanwhile, Uchiha Gin, who had received a small gift from Shimura Shinichi, also promised to add a secret member named Nohara Hiroshi to the personnel files of Konoha's Anbu after Uchiha Madara took office, and to set his information as top secret.

From then on, Danzo began his secret marriage and became very chaste, making Koharu Utatane, who was used to his advances, feel somewhat uncomfortable.

When Hiruzen Sarutobi and the others saw their close friend's sudden change, they all became wary and stopped helping Danzo pick up the soap he dropped when they went to the bathhouse.

Many years later, a kind-faced Danzo, holding his newborn granddaughter, approached Uchiha Gin and asked him to name the brown-haired, brown-eyed newborn in his arms.

Uchiha Gin realized that the world was actually quite small.

The Land of Bears, a thousand miles away from Konoha,

The current leader of Hoshinin Village, a burly middle-aged man, was respectfully bowing to a monk with an expressionless face.

"Master, is there really a cure for my illness?"

The pale-faced leader of the Star Ninja clan, his eyes filled with a will to survive, knew his days were numbered, corrupted by the power of the meteorite.

However, the man dressed as a monk in front of him actually weakened the impact of the meteorite on him with a wave of his hand, which made him feel a desire to survive.

"I'd like to see your village's most precious treasure first."

Without giving the Star Ninja leader a definite answer, a glimmer of light flashed in the monk's emotionless black eyes.

"Okay."

The leader of the Star Ninja hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded firmly.

The monks were ushered into a forbidden area of ​​the village, a completely sealed room, where a round sphere with a pitted surface was placed.

"This is the meteorite that our Star Ninja Village has preserved for a hundred years. It has been passed down to me in its third generation."

Pointing at the round sphere that exuded an ominous aura, the middle-aged man who called himself the third-generation leader showed a hint of pain on his face.

Upon seeing the meteorite, the monk actually displayed an expression of disgust.

"Tsk! Just useless trash." (End of Chapter)