Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.
Chapter 432 Using Impure Soil for the New Year, and Celebrating a Happy Family Portrait
Before the middle-aged man with the ordinary-looking face could fully open his eyes, a familiar voice rang out, punctuated by Uchiha Gin's exclamation.
"Is it New Year's again, Tobirama?"
"If you're still single this year, prepare to face your father's iron fist!"
Immediately afterwards, a glimmer of divine light appeared in the black pupils unique to Edo Tensei.
"Um, where is this?"
A faint look of doubt crossed his face, which was covered in cracks. The scene before him was not the reunion dinner he had imagined, nor was there a warm scene of children and grandchildren surrounding him.
"Whitey, you can't take a joke, can you?"
Uchiha Gin scratched his head, looking helpless.
You white-haired bastard, you're so sneaky! You can't beat them, so you call your parents?
Since his transmigration, Uchiha Gin has suffered three deeply agonizing injuries.
The first time was during my first playthrough, I did it myself and ruined my health.
The second time was when I was punched by some unknown mob, but I also took the opportunity to restart my second playthrough.
As for the third time,
It is all thanks to the person right in front of me.
Iron Fist Unrivaled - Thousand-Handed Buddha
Given that the person before him was his uncle's archenemy, with whom he had fought for half his life, both for public and private reasons, Uchiha Gin had to give him the utmost respect.
He then raised his arm, which was throbbing with phantom limb pain, and assumed a fighting stance. His slightly narrowed eyes gradually turned crimson as he locked onto Senju Butsuma, who was looking around.
"Oh~"
Senju Butsuma also noticed the wary Uchiha Gin at this moment, but surprisingly, he did not show any hostility. On the contrary, he was somewhat suspicious.
appreciate?
"This isn't Ken... Hmm... Tobirama, what are you doing?"
Just as Senju Butsuma, with a strange smile on his face, was about to speak, a hint of exasperation flashed across the expressionless face of the Senju Tobirama NPC standing behind him. He immediately raised one hand and formed several hand seals that Uchiha Gin couldn't understand. The face of the Edo Tensei body instantly showed a struggle.
"ha?"
Seeing this scene of fatherly love and filial piety, Uchiha Gin was completely baffled.
"."
Soon, the summoned Senju Butsuma fell silent, his once bright eyes becoming dull. At the same time, a dense, visible burst of chakra erupted from his body, and raging blue flames ignited on his fists, which were the size of sandbags.
swoosh~
With a flicker of his figure, Senju Butsuma vanished from the spot. The next moment, Uchiha Gin heard a whooshing sound behind him.
The hairs on his body stood on end instantly. Without even turning his head, Uchiha Gin used the Body Flicker Technique to flash several meters away.
"boom!"
The moment he landed, a deafening roar filled his ears. Uchiha Gin turned his head, looked at the large crater that had appeared in the backyard, and swallowed hard, still shaken.
Although he had only met Senju Butsuma once, the fact that the other party could fight his uncle, who possessed the Kaleidoscope, for so many years, with the two being evenly matched, shows that this old man was no ordinary person.
With that monstrous punch, the power is even stronger than Hashirama's from the prison. Tearing apart a Gundam with his bare hands would be a piece of cake.
No wonder the Feathered Robe Clan had to use all their strength to wear down this old monster before them.
"Splash."
Senju Butsuma, lying in the crater, raised his fist, his dazed gaze locking onto Uchiha Gin once more. With a powerful push of his legs, he charged forward like an arrow released from a bow.
"Bang!"
A fist glowing with blue light slammed straight towards Uchiha Gin's handsome face, startling him into raising his arms in defense. A dull thud followed.
"call"
Feeling the brutal impact, Uchiha Gin, whose arms were only slightly numb, let out a long breath.
Fortunately, the force was within acceptable limits.
Just as Uchiha Gin was feeling relieved, Senju Butsuma, whose attack had failed, suddenly raised his leg and kicked the man in a groin. Nearby, Senju Tobirama, who was controlling the operation, had a hidden sense of satisfaction in his eyes.
"I'll blanch it!"
Sure enough, babies are all of the same ilk. Uchiha Gin cursed angrily, a flash of red light in his eyes.
【Kavi】
"call!"
A piercing sound rang out as Senju Butsuma's powerful groin kick swiftly passed through Uchiha Gin's body, seemingly striking thin air.
"That was close, that was close."
Uchiha Gin, his figure blurred, wore an expression of lingering fear.
Although injuries sustained in the backyard will heal, he doesn't want to experience the feeling of having his balls crushed.
"Swish! Swish! Swish!"
"The ethereal dog is so delicious~"
After dodging Senju Butsuma's attacks time and time again by using Kamui's intangibility ability, Uchiha Gin's face was filled with satisfaction.
"Bang!"
The fist, still wrapped around the head, pierced through Uchiha Gin's head again, but still caused no damage.
"Have you had enough? Now it's my turn~"
Staring at Senju Butsuma's old face, Uchiha Gin gently shook his head, covering his face with one hand, his single exposed eye glowing red.
"Amatiras".
boom!
The towering black flames instantly engulfed Senju Butsuma's robust body. Amaterasu, known as the strongest physical attacker, is the best nemesis of close-combat brutes.
"Sizzle sizzle~"
Even the supposedly immortal Impure World Body couldn't withstand Amaterasu's relentless scorching heat. Tobirama Senju quickly dissipated into fragments, and his soul returned to the Pure Land once more.
"Hehehe, you white-haired bastard, are you ready to face my wrath?"
As the black flames dissipated, Uchiha Gin turned his head and gave the silent Senju Tobirama NPC a sinister smile.
You like calling me "Dad," huh? I'll beat you until you keep calling me "Dad"!
"Ah! Stand still!"
Uchiha Gin pressed forward relentlessly, determined to teach Senju Tobirama a lesson.
The locked-on Tobirama Senju remained expressionless, but just as Gin Uchiha was about to approach, he suddenly raised one hand and struck a very familiar pose.
"No, you voted right after you finished with him?"
Watching Tobirama Senju be swallowed by the descending light barrier, Gintoki Uchiha was furious, jumping up and down and cursing as he gave Tobirama two middle fingers.
"Damn white-haired guy, next time I'll just start with zero frames and smack you in the face!"
If I had known better, I wouldn't have been so curious. I should have used Amaterasu the moment Tobirama Senju appeared and burned away that annoying white hair.
"The backyard refreshes daily with a random skill [Edo Tensei], granting 1 Edo Tensei."
Just as Uchiha was getting angry, a familiar notification sound rang in his mind. The considerable gains instantly dispelled his frustration, and he immediately changed his demeanor.
"Actually, the white-haired man isn't so bad~"
Browsing through the newly added S-rank forbidden techniques in his skill bar, Uchiha Gin's mouth almost stretched to his ears in a grin. He had never encountered Tobirama Senju before, and he never expected that his first encounter with him would bring him such a big surprise.
Having reaped a considerable harvest, Uchiha Gin abandoned any thoughts of running away and decided to spend the night in the backyard, taking the opportunity to familiarize himself with his newly acquired skills.
"Da~ da~ da~"
However, a familiar sound of footsteps came from behind. Uchiha Gin turned around and looked at the black and white head that was lurking in the distance with a puzzled expression.
"What are you doing here? Trying to kick someone when they're down?"
"I...I just came to see if you'd sneaked off."
Senju Itama, who arrived wrapped in a blanket, answered with evasive eyes.
"Where can I run to?"
"Aunt Yongmei's house!"
"Don't slander me! Lady Yongmei and I are a pair of Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya."
"Alright, alright, everyone in Konoha knows about your petty affairs."
Seeing Uchiha Gin's earnest attempt at sophistry, Senju Itama curled his lip in disdain. So many years have passed, everyone's not blind.
"Ahem. It's all rumors. I'm not married, she's still alive, we're completely innocent~"
Uchiha Gin choked quite badly, a sheepish smile appearing on his face, before coughing a few times to ease the awkwardness.
Are you cold?
After hearing the explanation, Senju Itama gave a cold laugh and sized up the thinly dressed Uchiha Gin.
"It's cold! Achoo! Achoo!"
The sudden show of concern gave Uchiha Gin a glimmer of hope to return to the warmth of his bed, and he immediately began to demonstrate his "superb" acting skills to Senju Itama.
"Would you like to come inside?"
"think!"
"Sour or sweet?"
"sweet!"
"How is Aunt Yongmei?"
"Run~"
Not a single mistake, not a single poem, not a single post, not a single piece of content, not a single look!
"Hmph! I'll freeze you to death, you fickle little radish!"
Seeing Uchiha Gin's lewd expression, Senju Itama turned and stormed off in a huff.
"So babyish!"
Watching Senju Itama's departing figure, Uchiha Gin trembled with rage, his fists unconsciously hardening.
Thousand Hands, that's evil!
The next day
Uchiha Gin, who had spent the night in the backyard, arrived at class early. The guard at the gate, upon seeing him, rubbed his eyes in fright, thinking he had seen a ghost in broad daylight.
"Lord Yin, why are you here so early today?"
"Ha~ Just trying to get some breakfast."
Breakfast is served at a fixed time in the morning at the prison canteen, but Uchiha Gin is usually a little late, so he rarely has the chance to taste it.
After making a few turns, he arrived at the cafeteria, only to find it surprisingly crowded. Uchiha Gin raised an eyebrow in surprise and joined the queue.
Soon it was Uchiha Gin's turn. Under the astonished gaze of the cafeteria lady, he picked up his food and left.
"Wow, there's meat, eggs, and strawberry milk! When did the food in our prison become so plentiful?"
Looking at the nutritionally balanced meal on his plate, Uchiha Gin scratched his head in confusion. He remembered that in the past, the breakfast served was dishwater and hard steamed buns.
"We really have to thank the Hokage, otherwise who knows how much longer we would have to eat pig swill."
"That's right, that's right! The Second Hokage not only cares about the lower-ranking members, but also ensures that all kinds of benefits are implemented effectively. He's truly a great Hokage of Konoha!"
Just as Uchiha Gin was filled with doubt, the whispers of the prison guards nearby reached his ears.
Oh, it's my older cousin!
Looking down at the strawberry milk on his plate, Gin Uchiha's lips curled into a smile.
Next time, I'll suggest to him that strawberry milk be available in unlimited quantities all day long!
retire?
nonexistent.
He can make it all the way to Boruto!
After having a full meal, Uchiha Gin sauntered back to his post, first taking a fight with a clueless prisoner, and then went to his office to wait for inspection from higher-ups.
"Huff... huff... huff..."
As a result, Uchiha Gin, who had just woken up from his deep sleep, did not see the white-haired man until the sun set.
Snapped!
"Damn it, how dare they stand me up!"
Wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, Uchiha Gin slammed his hand on the table indignantly, got up, and prepared to go home.
sigh~
The next moment, a blinding blue light flashed, and a foul-smelling figure appeared before him.
"Hey! Did you fall into the latrine?"
Uchiha Gin quickly covered his nose, frowned, and asked,
"Where did you! Lose! Your! Work! Badge!"
With his face ashen, Tobirama Senju gritted his teeth and questioned, word by word.
"ha?"
Uchiha Gin blinked in bewilderment, looking at Senju Tobirama covered in pig manure. He then remembered that he had scattered all the Flying Thunder God Marks on his body in various corners of Konoha, and in some rather harsh environments.
"I lost it when I went to buy meat a few days ago."
"Be more careful next time."
Tobirama Senju stared at Gin Uchiha for a long time. Seeing that his expression didn't seem fake, he had no choice but to dispel his suspicions and coldly reminded him...
"You..."
"There was a slight accident on the way, so I'm here to check on your study progress."
"Now?"
"Just say it if you can't do it, I won't laugh at you."
Seeing Uchiha Gin's troubled expression, Senju Tobirama's face showed disdain.
You curly-haired guy, weren't you so awesome yesterday?
Why has it already withered?
"No, it's difficult for me to be in the same room with you in the current state."
Uchiha Gin shook his head with disgust, pinched his nose and took a few steps back, distancing himself from Tobirama Senju, who was emitting a nauseating odor.
"You wait."
Looking down at himself, Tobirama Senju's face darkened further. With a flick of his finger, he vanished from his spot.
About ten minutes later, the familiar blue light came on again, and Tobirama Senju, who had changed his clothes, stood in front of Gin Uchiha. However, the smell still hadn't dissipated, and the faint smell of pig stench was still clearly audible.
"Remember to pay the sanitation fee later."
Pointing to the filth left by Tobirama Senju, Gin Uchiha spoke.
"It depends on your performance."
It was during the prison's shift change period, so there weren't many people around. Uchiha Gin led Senju Tobirama around a few times before arriving at the cells where death row inmates were held.
They randomly selected a heinous and physically strong criminal, and Uchiha Gin knocked him unconscious, then dragged him to Tobirama Senju's side.
"Your brother's body tissues are very precious and should not be wasted easily, so I prepared some from other people for you."
Seeing that Uchiha Gin had no intention of preparing an array, Senju Tobirama frowned, put away the Senju Hashirama cells he had prepared in advance, and then took out a long-sealed set of human cells from his personal material library.
"Whose is this?"
Taking the cell tissue soaking in the nutrient solution and sensing the life force emanating from it, Uchiha Gin asked curiously,
The fact that this cell could retain such a powerful vitality even after death shows that the owner of this cell was definitely no ordinary person.
"My dad's."
Glancing at the notes on the materials, a hint of nostalgia flashed in Tobirama Senju's eyes.
"You are so filial!"
Uchiha Gin was quite shocked. He never expected that Senju Tobirama was such a filial son and grandson, who specialized in digging up ancestral graves.
"Hurry up, I'm very busy."
"Okay, okay~"
Uchiha Gin sighed and shook his head, placing the cells in his hand on the death row inmate. He took a few steps back and began to skillfully form hand seals.
Yin-Si-Xu-Chen
"snort!"
Seeing this, Tobirama Senju curled his lip in disdain.
Trying to perform the Impure World Reincarnation technique without setting up an array beforehand?
Do you think ninjutsu is just clapping your hands together and shouting something to make it come out?
"The Impure World Reincarnation Technique!"
Having completed the hand seals, Uchiha Gin clapped his hands together, a faint chakra glow emanating from his body. Then, he raised his right hand and slammed it hard onto the ground.
Seeing Uchiha Gin's bewildered actions, Tobirama Senju's eyes flashed with contempt, and a mocking smile appeared on his lips.
"Hehe, if you succeed, I'll give up all the profits from the photo shoot and grant you lifetime free use of my image rights." (End of Chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
On the Ark.
Chapter 417 1 hours ago -
All the goddesses in the world are lusting after my body.
Chapter 376 1 hours ago -
On my second playthrough, they were full of malice towards me.
Chapter 259 1 hours ago -
I don't want to conquer witches anymore.
Chapter 243 1 hours ago -
Pokémon from Galar
Chapter 290 1 hours ago -
After the time travel, my cheat program disappeared.
Chapter 782 1 hours ago -
Wizard: I brought the wrong system...
Chapter 656 1 hours ago -
Above the mage
Chapter 2025 1 hours ago -
Wizards pursue the truth
Chapter 815 1 hours ago -
Having many children brings many blessings; the struggle for power begins with marriage.
Chapter 2173 1 hours ago