Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.

Just how desperate must one be to drive Tobirama Senju, known for his composure, to complete madness?

"Die!"

Looking like a madman, Tobirama Senju wielded two buzzing, hardened water blades, about to strike Gin Uchiha on the head.

You should know that he has always been chaste and pure, and he is still a virgin even in his fifties.

Now, he has inexplicably contracted a disgusting disease, and his life is ruined!

"Die! Let the world be destroyed!"

At this moment, Tobirama Senju exuded a chilling aura unlike anything he usually possessed, and his distorted face showed no trace of his usual indifference.

Along with the intense emotional fluctuations, this aura seemed to have the potential to surge to the heavens. The several Uchiha who witnessed this all showed expressions of astonishment.

Especially the Uchiha brothers, who, as those who had been through it all, were most familiar with this aura of impending advancement.

"No way? He's an outsider, and a Thousand Hands no less, how could he possibly open it?"

Uchiha Izuna swallowed hard, filled with doubt and apprehension. Could Senju Tobirama be a born Uchiha Saint Body from the Senju clan?

"snort!"

Madara Uchiha, his brows furrowed, didn't reply, but the surprise in his eyes seemed genuine, showing that Tobirama Senju's performance had greatly impacted him.

"Hey guys, why are you all just OMO? Help me out~"

While evading Tobirama Senju's pursuit, Gin Uchiha was furious at his two unmoved younger brothers.

Buzz! Buzz—

As he spoke, he suddenly crouched down, narrowly dodging the sharp water blade that grazed his curly hair.

"Curly, die!"

With bloodshot eyes, Tobirama Senju was now completely ruthless, his pupils spinning rapidly with his fluctuating emotions. Gin Uchiha, glancing at this, felt a pang of unease.

Why is this white-haired guy so easily teased?

One sentence was all it took to make a man open a kaleidoscope for me.

"Nowhere to run, you're going to die!"

Gin Uchiha was quickly cornered, while Tobirama Senju, his face contorted in pain, raised his water blade high, his crimson eyes completely unfocused.

"Sigh~"

Seeing that things were spiraling out of control, Madara Uchiha's eyes narrowed, and his chilling eye power surged towards Tobirama Senju with overwhelming force.

"You're going to defend this bastard?"

Tobirama Senju felt a sudden weight on his body, and his consciousness cleared somewhat. He turned to look at Madara Uchiha and asked in a cold voice,

"My cousin did something a bit unfair this time."

"You know it's not fair?"

"Forehead"

Feeling somewhat guilty, Uchiha Madara awkwardly scratched his face.

On one side is her cousin who loves her the most.

On one side is the hot mom's younger brother,

This is tricky~

"Big cousin, why don't you just let him beat you up to vent your anger?"

After weighing the pros and cons for a few seconds, Madara Uchiha made his choice.

"Huh? You shameless bastard, my red envelope was wasted!"

Seeing his lustful older cousin, Uchiha Gin was heartbroken.

Indeed, true friendship is revealed in times of adversity.

Madara Uchiha?

They're just fair-weather friends.

"Curly hair, are you ready to receive the ultimate humiliation?"

Tobirama Senju's eyes had regained their clarity, but they still blazed with intense fire.

"Bean sack!"

Just as the buzzing water blades were about to clean his scalp, Uchiha Gin immediately raised his hands and waved the Sharingan data in his hands.

"This is?"

"I was just joking with you, trying to test your compatibility with the Sharingan. I didn't expect you to be so talented."

Besides playing a trick on Tobirama Senju, Gin Uchiha also had the motive of helping him with his rehabilitation.

Of course, the main purpose was to tease him; the rehabilitation tests were just a side effect.

"I'm not sick?"

Upon hearing this good news, Tobirama Senju was startled, and even the spinning of the tomoe in his eyes slowed down slightly.

"He definitely has the illness, but it's not that kind."

After snatching the documents from Uchiha Gin and reading them carefully, Tobirama Senju finally showed a relieved expression.

Jade syndrome?

It's definitely not a dirty disease that's hard to talk about.

"I didn't lie to you, did I?"

Brushing the dust off his backside, Uchiha Gin stood up, rolling his eyes with an unhappy expression.

"Hmph! You brought this on yourself."

With a cold snort, Tobirama Senju's stiff expression softened slightly, and the tomoe in his eyes returned to normal.

This marks the second time that Gin Uchiha has interrupted the birth of the Mangekyou Sharingan.

"But is this Yu Yu syndrome contagious?"

"Don't you have any medical knowledge? That's a mental illness, how could it be transmitted through blood?"

"How did he contract Jade Syndrome?"

The information I had wasn't very detailed; it only stated that the owner of these eyes, after completing a mission, suddenly secluded himself from the world.

He was found hanged in his home by his family one day, presumably suffering from Tama-Tama Syndrome, a common mental bloodline disease among the Uchiha clan.

His only relative disposed of the body first, and the clan only found the Sharingan with three tomoe that had been handed over.

"Who knows? Maybe things aren't going well at work?"

"let me see."

At this moment, Uchiha Izuna, who was disappointed that his older cousin hadn't suffered, came over and looked at the documents in Senju Tobirama's hands. He vaguely felt that they looked familiar.

After thinking for a moment, he slammed his fist down.

"I remember this person."

"You know?"

"This happened when I was covering for my older brother."

With a hint of reminiscence on his face, Uchiha Izuna looked at the group of people with curious eyes and slowly began to speak.

"This clansman's last mission was to carry out an assassination in the Land of Demons; the target seemed to be some kind of priestess."

Ghost country?

Uchiha Gin blinked. He vaguely remembered the name; the shrine maiden named Shion from the original movie was quite cute.

Did he succeed?

The priestess of the Land of Demons is no ordinary woman; she possesses the magical ability to foresee the future. Surely she won't be assassinated so easily?

"It was a success, but not long after, the priestess who was supposed to be dead reappeared in everyone's sight, and that clansman also went into seclusion from that time on."

"Hmph! Looks like he's just someone with a weak mentality."

Upon hearing this, Tobirama Senju, who had initially held a sliver of expectation, revealed a hint of disdain on his face.

To give up purple clay because of a failed mission—this kind of person doesn't deserve to be a ninja at all.

In his view, Zisha is a cowardly escape. A true ninja should face his failures squarely, become stronger with each setback, and eventually use perfect results to slap those haters in the face.

"A priestess who came back from the dead?"

Compared to the psychologically dark Tobirama Senju, Gin Uchiha was more interested in the resurrected priestess.

"That's right, that tribesman did bring back the witch's head, and even the employer verified it. But a few days later, the witch reappeared."

"Is there any other information about that mission?"

"Oh, I remember now, there is one."

Faced with Uchiha Gin's question, Uchiha Izuna looked thoughtful. However, too much time had passed, and it took him a long time to recall before he vaguely remembered something.

Tell me about it.

"That clansman once reported that he copied the unknown ninjutsu that the shrine maiden failed to use before she died. He said that after he finished organizing it in a few days, he would hand it over to the clan in exchange for a reward. But he died in Zisha a few days later."

"What about that ninjutsu?"

"The person is dead, and their belongings were burned by their family, so naturally, that ninjutsu was not left behind."

Successful and unsuccessful assassinations

The priestess who came back from the dead

Unknown, mysterious ninjutsu.

Suddenly, a purple clay figure appeared; a member of the Uchiha clan whose body was never found after his death.

This series of events, when strung together, seems like it could fill many chapters.

clap clap-

"Alright, this is all outdated almanac from decades ago. Can't you remnants of the old era look to the future? Our elder brother is still waiting for us to save him!"

Seeing Uchiha Gin and the others discussing animatedly, Senju Tobirama clapped his hands in annoyance.

Right now is not the time for the Water Demon Country side story; the missing older brother is the main storyline.

Not a single mistake, not a single poem, not a single post, not a single piece of content, not a single look!

"Aren't you curious about this mysterious ninjutsu that even the Uchiha clan hasn't recorded?"

Turning to look at the furious Tobirama Senju, Gin Uchiha asked,

"Hmph~ You Uchiha are ignorant. What secret techniques could a small land of demons possibly have?"

Tobirama Senju, who considered himself a master of ninjutsu, didn't take the ninjutsu of other countries seriously at all, and immediately waved his hand arrogantly.

Gin Uchiha exchanged a glance with his younger cousin, then scratched his head. In his memory, the priestesses of the Land of Demons didn't have much fighting power; besides their precognitive abilities, they only knew some sealing techniques.

However, Shion's bespectacled male bodyguard possesses a ninjutsu that can be described as a concept god-level technique. As for its destructive power, opinions vary.

"Alright, let's put this behind us for now. It probably wasn't anything special, really."

After being subjected to a series of stimulating tests by Uchiha Gin, Tobirama Senju belatedly realized that the soreness in his eyes had lessened considerably, and his previously slightly blocked chakra flow had become much smoother.

It seems I misunderstood this curly hair.

"Phew, I feel ready, let's begin."

Seeing that so much time had been spent, Tobirama Senju mentally prepared himself, then nodded with a tense expression.

"Wait, this isn't the place to do business."

Madara Uchiha, sitting on the Hokage throne, shook his head upon hearing this; he didn't want the white-haired man's blood to stain his office.

"Okay, let's go to my house then."

Tobirama Senju also thought it made sense. The Hokage Building was crowded and noisy, and if they made too much noise, it could easily cause unnecessary trouble.

It was almost time to leave work, and as usual, the group packed up and left the Hokage Building one after another.

"I guess I won't participate in the following segments?"

Looking at the elders walking ahead, Uchiha Kagami cautiously raised his hand. He remembered Uchiha Gin saying that he should help send his teacher on his way.

Worried about incurring the wrath of a petty white-haired man, Uchiha Kagami wisely chose to avoid unnecessary risks.

"I gave you a chance, but you failed!"

Uchiha Gin looked at the timid and cowering Jingzi with a disappointed expression.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Yin, I've disappointed you."

"Then go to Honey Ice Cream and bring us takeout."

"Okay! No problem!"

"Big Cousin, what part was Jing talking about?"

Watching Jingzai's gleeful retreating figure, Uchiha Izuna turned around in confusion. He hadn't been present when they were discussing who should execute Senju Tobirama.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, we were just choosing who should finish off this white-haired guy."

"!!!"

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Izuna froze on the spot, his eyes widening like saucers, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Big cousin, I've never asked you for anything in my life, right?"

Forehead?

You've taken quite a bit of BRICS, haven't you?

Looking at Uchiha Izuna, who was convulsing with excitement, Gin Uchiha scratched his head in confusion.

"Stop acting, get to the point."

"Ahem. I hope my two older brothers can give this precious opportunity to me, their younger brother."

If we were to say who among those present harbored the deepest grudge against Tobirama Senju, it would undoubtedly be Izuna Uchiha.

"Hey, you know you're the younger brother, you won't even get a turn in line."

puff-

Faced with Uchiha Gin's heartless rejection, Uchiha Izuna quickly slid to his knees, trembling as he lifted his shirt, revealing his lower back covered in Flying Thunder God seals. Tears streamed down his face.

"My two older brothers, look at this!"

"Oh, this."

Looking at the QR code formed by the Flying Thunder God seal on his younger cousin's waist, Uchiha Gin was speechless for a moment. When it came to playing the victim, he really couldn't come up with any evidence.

"What do you think, little cousin?"

"Sigh~ But he's my most beloved younger brother."

Seeing that Madara Uchiha had relented, Gin Uchiha didn't want to argue with his younger brother any further, as it would make him seem petty.

"Alright, then you can do it."

"Hey! Are you guys pretending I don't exist?"

Tobirama Senju, who was walking at the front, took in all the little tricks of the three Uchiha brothers. They were actually discussing who would kill him right in front of him, the person involved. They were simply not taking him seriously.

"Don't be so stingy. You successfully recalled the shadow clone, and your little cousin fulfilled his dream. It's a win-win situation."

Faced with an angry Tobirama Senju, Gin Uchiha offered some kind words of advice.

"Get out! I'll kill myself later."

Even if I make Zisha clay, I won't let you have it for free!

"No, that would be such a waste."

To be able to slay Tobirama Senju once in one's lifetime is the dream of every Uchiha.

Even the older cousin from another timeline couldn't resist the temptation and gave the Edo Tensei White Hair a limited-edition Year of the Rabbit skin for free.

Soon, the group arrived at Tobirama Senju's deserted mansion.

"You didn't even hire a maid?"

Uchiha Izuna surveyed the deserted courtyard, his doubts only growing stronger.

This white-haired man, despite being the vice-chief of the Thousand Hands clan and the person in charge of the village, lives such a simple life.

I like quiet.

Tobirama Senju said with a stern face.

Actually, he had quite a few servants before, but due to financial difficulties, he dismissed them all.

"Let's stay here."

Standing in the center of the training ground in the backyard, Tobirama Senju slowly raised his hands and began to form hand seals. The tomoe in his scarlet eyes also began to rotate.

Seeing this, the others held their breath, but their hands simultaneously reached for the ninja tool pouches at their lower backs, revealing their wolfish ambitions.

Mao——Hai——

Seeing that the third hand seal was about to be completed, a red glint flashed in the eyes of Uchiha Gin and the other two, and they suddenly drew out the weapons they had prepared beforehand.

Hands are fast, hands are slow!

"Your takeout is here!"

Just as the three men, harboring malicious intentions, were about to attack, Uchiha Kagami suddenly appeared in front of them, carrying a takeout bag with a cute snowman painted on it.

"I'm not late! Ah!!"

Uchiha Kagami, who had rushed over without stopping, looked up with a smile, only to find himself being stared at by four pairs of cold, scarlet Sharingan eyes, three of which were holding sharp weapons. He was so frightened that he almost spilled the takeout he was holding.

Under Tobirama Senju's almost monstrous gaze, Uchiha Gin sheepishly stuffed the massive shipwrecked weapon back into his ninja tool pouch.

Madara Uchiha and Izuna, standing to the side, also quietly put away their black cleaver and green broadsword.

"Don't be nervous. As ninjas, we often need to engage in close-quarters combat with enemies, so carrying a heavy weapon is perfectly reasonable, isn't it?" (End of Chapter)