Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha lacks motivation.
Chapter 528 Awesome! It's a battleground!
Chapter 528 Awesome! It's a battleground!
"You said you tripped and fell when you went out, and bumped into two rocks of different sizes that were growing side by side, giving you bruises around both eyes?"
Uchiha Lucha and Uchiha Kako looked at Uchiha Gin sitting in front of them with strange expressions, who was using an ice pack that Taro had just brought to reduce the swelling on his face. They asked inexplicably,
"If you don't believe me, ask those two."
Uchiha Gin, his face bruised and swollen to the point of being almost unrecognizable, curled his lip at the two very different girls sitting upright behind him.
"That's how it is."
Uchiha Hikaru subtly turned his eyes to the side and secretly hid a slightly reddened, delicate fist under the table.
"Grilled fish! I want grilled fish!"
Senju Itama completely ignored what he said, instead excitedly tugging at Uchiha Gin's clothes and yelling for him to place the order quickly.
"Eat, eat, eat! All you do all day is eat!"
Uchiha Gin turned and glared at her, completely ignoring the soft touch on his arm, and viciously flicked Senju Itama's black and white head with a flick of the forehead, instantly triggering a scream.
"Ouch~ What are you doing!?"
"So many years have passed, but Brother Yin is still as energetic as ever."
Watching the farce unfold before him, Uchiha Hikaru smiled, picked up his wine glass, and took a small sip, but a hint of melancholy flashed in his eyes.
"Yes, we've both turned into old men, but Lord Yin hasn't changed at all."
Uchiha Ryuzaki, who also picked up a wine glass, shook his head with a sigh. His gaze fell on the faces of Uchiha Gin and the other two, untouched by the ravages of time, and a faint envy appeared on his face.
"Maintaining youthfulness is truly an enviable ability."
"You want to learn? I can teach you!"
After dealing with Senju Itama, whom Kun had ordered to attack, Uchiha Gin overheard their conversation, smiled, and made a "horsepower" gesture with his hand.
"It's this tuition fee."
"Forget it, everyone knows that men cannot cultivate with the Yin Seal. We're all getting old, and we don't want to ruin our reputation in our later years."
The two Uchiha members showed no interest whatsoever, and simultaneously waved their hands in refusal of Uchiha Gin's sales pitch.
Although the Yin Sealing Technique is a secret technique unique to Uchiha Gin, he contributed it to the clan long ago. Any clan member who has made significant contributions to the clan can apply to learn this technique.
The female members of the tribe naturally craved the Yin Sealing Technique, but unfortunately, after so many years, not even a single one had mastered it.
Among the clansmen, there were also men who wanted to try their luck, hoping to become as fortunate as Uchiha Gin, but when they turned to the first page of the Yin Seal, they were immediately discouraged.
The title page bears eight large characters handwritten by Uchiha Gin.
[To practice this technique, one must first castrate oneself.]
From then on, this secret technique became forgotten; every female member of the tribe had a copy, while the male members avoided it like the plague.
"This is boring. What if it actually succeeds?"
Uchiha Gin pouted in disappointment, causing Uchiha Kagami and the other two to roll their eyes.
"We are all married men."
The thought of his newborn granddaughter brought a smile to Uchiha Ryūza's old face, a joy far greater than that of becoming the head elder.
Since both of them had said so, Uchiha Gin didn't insist on selling the lessons anymore, and instead picked up the menu and started ordering.
A moment later, Taro walked in, and after taking the menu, he gave a knowing look, made an OK sign to Uchiha Gin, and quickly left.
He needed to urge the supplier; the kidneys he had just ordered hadn't arrived yet.
While waiting, Uchiha Gin learned from Uchiha Hiko that his younger cousin was planning to run away, and also learned about the clan's subsequent arrangements.
"Not bad, Lu Cha, you've finally stood up after being imprisoned!"
Uchiha Gin patted Uchiha Ryuzaki's shoulder hard, giving him a "I'm rooting for you" look.
"I don't know why Lord Izuna entrusted me with such an important task."
Uchiha Lucha shook his head with a sigh, his face showing little joy, as if this responsibility was a burden to him.
"Isn't being the Grand Elder in charge good? You can ruthlessly exploit your people. Do you need me to teach you?"
Looking at Uchiha Gin's smug expression, Uchiha Lucha gave a wry smile.
"I just want to retire and go home to take care of my grandchildren."
"Grandson? When was he born?"
Upon hearing this good news, Uchiha Gin asked another question out of curiosity.
"To be precise, it's my granddaughter, she was just born last month."
Once he started talking about his granddaughter, Uchiha Roza seemed to open up, describing his newborn granddaughter as an angel rarely seen on earth.
"That's great! Have you chosen a name yet? You know I'm an expert at naming children. Leave it to me, and they'll definitely be easy to raise. If it's a girl, how about..."
"Stop! Thank you for your concern, we're all ready."
Seeing Uchiha Gin's enthusiastic expression, Uchiha Ryōzashi immediately became alert. He didn't want his adorable granddaughter to be given some kind of weird name.
For example, Cuihua, Xiulan, Yanhong, and so on.
"They've already chosen a name? That's such a pity. Your granddaughter is missing out on a name that will be remembered for generations to come."
Uchiha Gin shook his head with a regretful expression.
"Yes, her name is Mikoto, isn't it nice?"
"Mikoto? Not bad, not bad, not bad!"
At first, Uchiha Gin didn't react much when he heard the name, but as the plot suppressed deep in his memory unconsciously surfaced, his speech suddenly became unclear.
Secretly calculating the time, Uchiha Gin finally confirmed one thing, and a strange look appeared in his eyes as he looked at the smiling Uchiha Ryōza.
I never expected that this old man would be my in-law.
"Hey curly-haired baboon, did you bite your tongue?"
Hearing Uchiha Gin's strange cry, Senju Itama approached and grabbed Uchiha Gin's now-restored handsome face to examine him.
"Get out of here!"
Reaching out to slap away the other person's mischievous hand, Uchiha Gin scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and then asked the question.
"Lu Cha, you're in prison now. I wonder if your granddaughter is married?"
"ha?"
Uchiha Lucha was taken aback upon hearing this, and a look of vigilance quickly appeared on his face. His gaze towards Uchiha Gin also became more hostile.
"Hey, is this the security team? Yes, there's a pervert here."
Senju Itama, never one to shy away from a good spectacle, openly and brazenly contacted the police.
"I'm right here."
Uchiha Hikaru raised his hand with a puzzled look. Amidst the expectant gazes of the crowd, this captain of the security team, known for his impartial law enforcement, coldly pulled out a pair of silver bracelets.
That's right, he's going to put righteousness above family ties this time.
"Brother Yin, I'm sorry, I'm a policeman."
"Forehead"
Looking at the shiny silver bracelet that had inexplicably appeared on his wrist, Uchiha Gin blinked in bewilderment.
"Hey hey hey~ The kidneys are here!"
Just then, Uchiha Taro opened the door carrying a large platter of fresh, bloody pork kidneys. He was stunned for a few seconds upon seeing the chaotic scene inside the private room, then slowly pushed the door back shut.
"Don't go, Dalang! You have to prove my innocence!"
"I'm sorry, Lord Yin, I misunderstood."
The incident came and went quickly. Uchiha Gin, having removed his silver bracelet, crossed his arms, looking displeased, while Uchiha Ryōzashi stood by with an apologetic smile.
"What kind of person do you take me for?"
"An old codger who loves playing the Genji Project."
Uchiha Hikaru, who had been silent until now, finally spoke, and what he said was a bombshell.
Senju Itama, who was happily flipping the grilled meat, froze the moment he heard those words. Uchiha Gin then complained somewhat angrily.
"Slander! This is absolutely slander!"
stare.
"You talk too much, just eat your kidneys!"
Feeling somewhat uncomfortable under the gazes of the others, Senju Itama grabbed a still-dripping kidney from the grill and precisely shoved it into Uchiha Gin's wide-open mouth.
"Ahhh"
The pleasant meal quickly came to an end. Standing at the entrance of the Taro BBQ restaurant, Uchiha Gin waved goodbye to Uchiha Kano and the other two, then turned to Uchiha Taro beside him and asked,
"Big Brother, when are you planning to leave?"
"Let's wait a while longer. After all, I've lived here for so many years, and I've developed feelings for it."
A glint of light flickered in Uchiha Taro's eyes as he gazed at the bustling streets of Konoha with a hint of reluctance.
"It's not like you're being allowed to leave; you can come back whenever you want."
"A place can only be called home if there are family members."
Turning his gaze to Uchiha Gin beside him, Uchiha Taro's face showed deep gratitude.
"A-Yin, thank you so much for Jiro's matter."
"It's not my fault, it's that kid who couldn't bear to part with his treasured magazines."
If it weren't for his lust, Jiro Uchiha, who had successfully faked his death and escaped, wouldn't have been discovered by his older brother when he went home to steal a magazine, thus exposing the truth about the main family of the Land of Waves.
"Hmph! Just wait and see how I deal with that brat."
Upon hearing the mention of magazines, Uchiha Taro, who had just been smiling, immediately turned fierce. It seems that Taro's future days are not going to be easy.
"Ah Yin, they've all left, aren't you leaving?"
On his way home, Uchiha Hikaru watched Uchiha Gin's retreating figure and suddenly asked,
Madara Uchiha has disappeared, and Izuna Uchiha used an excuse to escape. There shouldn't be any blood relatives of Gin Uchiha in the Uchiha clan now, so what reason does he have to stay in Konoha?
"Maybe it's out of curiosity."
Uchiha Gin rested his hands behind his head, tilted his head back, and gazed at the Hokage Rock in the distance, a meaningful smile appearing on his face.
He wanted to know if the main and supporting characters who shone brightly in the original work would still exist within the timeline he had intervened in.
Furthermore, are their fates as dramatic as those in the original timeline?
However, it seems that all those who were supposed to be born have been born.
The Three Legendary Sannin, Konoha's White Fang, and the Father of Youth.
"It would be too boring to just leave like this."
Gently turning his head, Uchiha Gin's lips curled into a genuine smile. Seeing this smile, so different from his usual carefree and strange grin, Uchiha Hikaru and Senju Itama's hearts skipped a beat.
Serious Gintoki is so charming~
Tsk, this curly-haired baboon has a rather cute smile.
"A-Yin, I will always be by your side."
After a brief blush, Uchiha Hikaru straightened his expression and was the first to make a statement.
As a product of the old era, she had nothing but Gin Uchiha; Gin was the meaning of her existence.
"Hmph! You can't even steam rice, yet you have the nerve to talk such big talk."
Seeing herself falling behind, Senju Itama quickly pulled out her advantage: she was a master of housework and an indispensable member of the Uchiha Gin clan.
"Do you think I'd stoop to the level of a loser?"
Looking at the smug Senju Itama, Uchiha Hikaru wasn't annoyed. Instead, he showed a pitying expression, shook his head, and sighed.
"hateful!"
Senju Itama was no longer the clueless novice she once was, and naturally knew what Uchiha Hikaru was talking about, but she was indeed far inferior to her opponent, and had no choice but to bark helplessly.
"Alright, alright, can't you two be a little more mature?"
Uchiha Gin watched the two bickering girls with a hint of helplessness. These two girls were already quite grown up, yet they were still as childish as when they first met.
The moment Uchiha Gin finished his rant, a delicate body, carrying a faint scent of sea salt, pressed against his back. Its firm, bouncy shape sent a shiver down his spine, and its alluring voice filled him with erotic fantasies.
"Gintoki is right, can't you two be a little more mature like me?"
"Red-haired amphibious diver! Let go of Gin!"
Just a moment ago, Uchiha Hikaru was arguing with Senju Itama, but upon discovering that his house had been burgled, his eyes turned bloodshot with rage, and a cold, sinister aura emanated from him, his gaze fixed on the suddenly appearing fourth person.
"Red-haired monster, take this punch!"
Senju Itama and Uchiha Hikaru temporarily thawed their differences, and Itama unleashed a powerful punch, striking the red-haired older woman clinging to Uchiha Gin's back.
"Oh, is this how you Konoha people greet each other?"
Facing the attacks of the two, Mito Uzumaki showed no fear. Her full red lips brushed against Gin Uchiha's ear, her breath teasingly wafting out. As she spoke, a fragrant breeze wafted in.
The next moment, Senju Itama's monstrous fist arrived, the force of the punch billowing Uchiha Gin's loose yukata.
"Are you going to kill me?"
Seeing the blue fist hurtling towards his face, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but mutter, "This is clearly aimed at me."
"Bang!"
Mito Uzumaki raised an eyebrow, raised her delicate hand, and her palm emitted the same eerie blue light as Senju Itama.
"Bang!"
With a muffled thud, Uchiha Gin felt a blur before his eyes as two equally fair and delicate hands collided. The seemingly fragile fists carried a devastating force; the shockwave from the collision sent his curly hair flying wildly.
Senju Itama's fist was firmly gripped in Uzumaki Mito's hand, and for a moment, neither could gain the upper hand.
"You've improved, kid from the Senju family~"
Feeling the immense force emanating from her palm, Mito Uzumaki abandoned her underestimation, a hint of seriousness appearing on her alluring face.
During our last sparring session, her monstrous strength wasn't as formidable as it is now. Truly worthy of being Hashirama Senju's sister, she perfectly inherited the Senju clan's powerful physique.
"Ama-chan, you dare to be distracted in front of the Sharingan? Please go and enjoy yourself in the Tsukuyomi space."
Mito Uzumaki looked up in confusion and saw a bright red blood moon in the sky, surrounded by Uchiha Hikaru wielding various magical tools, each with a sinister smile on their face.
"Happy times are about to begin!"
(End of this chapter)
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