Journey to the West: Upon seeing the Yellow-Eyebrowed Demon, why not pay homage?
Chapter 61: Unexpectedly, Guanyin's Wrath! [Please continue reading~]
"Son-in-law, let me explain the schedule for later."
Inside Jiajia Village, after arranging the wedding banquet and the arrival of Tang Sanzang and his disciples, Madam Jia entered the hall with a fragrant breeze and addressed the groom, who was dressed in a bright red wedding gown.
The groom, beaming, said respectfully, "Mother-in-law, please speak."
A strange light flashed in Madam Jia's eyes as she carefully examined the other person, but she couldn't discern anything amiss.
The main problem is that this arrogant attitude followed by obsequiousness is quite eye-catching!
"Son-in-law, I was thinking that this marriage was arranged in a hurry, and we didn't even have time to consult a geomancer. I'm afraid that Heaven will not be pleased."
Therefore, it is best not to worship Heaven and Earth yet, lest it have the opposite effect.
"I'm your mother-in-law, so please bow to me three times."
The groom nodded repeatedly: "Mother-in-law is right. Please take a seat. I will kowtow to you three times as a wedding ceremony and to thank you. It will save you trouble by combining both."
He didn't really care about the wedding ceremony; he just wanted to consummate the marriage as soon as possible and make it a done deal.
Madam Jia smiled and sat in the main seat: "Very well, I'll sit down, you may bow."
Without the slightest hesitation, the groom suddenly knelt down and kowtowed three times, each time with a resounding thud.
Madam Jia raised her hand and said, "Son-in-law, it's getting late. It's time to start the wedding banquet. Go and entertain Tang Sanzang and his disciples."
After the hospitality was over, I escorted them out of the estate and back to their bridal chamber.
"Yes, mother-in-law."
The groom happily got up and strode out of the hall.
The Western Paradise.
The inner court of Tushita Heaven.
The little maid transformed into a figure holding a pearl, strode across the threshold, and sought an audience with the Buddha of the East.
Before long, the Buddha of the East summoned her to his temple and asked with a smile, "Dragon Girl, what brings you here?"
The Dragon Girl, Sudhana, solemnly declared, "Let's file a complaint!"
Donglai Buddha was clearly taken aback: "Whose complaint are you accusing?"
"Yellow-Eyebrowed Fairy Boy".
Sudhana, the Dragon Girl, asked, "Does Buddha know that Huangmei got married in the mortal realm, breaking the fundamental precept of abstaining from lust?"
Donglai Buddha's expression instantly turned cold and stern: "Is this true?"
"Absolutely true."
Sudhana said, "If Buddha doesn't believe me, I'll take you to the wedding venue to see for yourself."
The Buddha Donglai waved his hand and said, "Quickly lead the way! If that fellow truly settles down and starts a family in the mortal world, I will expel him from my sect. A Buddhist monk getting married? What a ridiculous joke!"
Sudhana sighed inwardly, feeling a pang of sadness for some reason...
Jiajiazhuang.
At the wedding banquet.
The groom, eager to consummate the marriage, kept serving the master and his disciples food, until Sanzang's belly was round and Sha Wujing was stuffed. The eldest and second eldest disciples, on the other hand, barely touched their chopsticks.
As for Bai Susu in the corner, she seemed to be detached from the world, eating her food with no presence whatsoever.
"I'm full, I'm full~"
A moment later, feeling like the food was almost stuck in his throat, Sanzang saw the groom still putting food on his plate and quickly grabbed his arm.
The groom asked with a smile, "Are you all full?"
The three fellow disciples nodded in agreement, and Sun Wukong said with a smile, "Big brother, you're acting a little strange today?"
The groom's expression changed slightly, and he quickly said, "People are in high spirits when they have happy occasions, I'm just too happy..."
That said, the journey west is long and arduous. Now that you've all eaten your fill, let's get going. I'll see you off."
Hearing him directly say the words "send them off," how could the master and his disciples linger any longer?
Therefore, the second senior brother led the horse, the third junior brother carried the load, and together with their master and the eldest senior brother, they were escorted to the gate by the attentive groom.
Bai Susu followed them out the door, bid farewell to the groom, and followed closely behind the pilgrimage team onto the main road...
Meanwhile, the Dragon Girl Sudhana led the Buddha from the East to this place, and just then they saw the group of people gradually walking away, as well as the groom with an expectant and lustful expression on his face.
"The banquet is over, so the wedding ceremony must have been completed as well."
Following Guanyin's instructions, the Dragon Girl spoke in a low voice.
The Buddha of the East carefully examined the yellow-browed figure below and suddenly realized that something was amiss.
In an instant, runes flashed in his eyes, golden light flowed, helping him see through the illusion and see a pig-nosed human face, and a talisman stuffed in the other person's chest!
Having thus grasped the situation, and looking at the four hidden saints and the girl beside him with a complex expression, he suddenly burst into laughter.
"What is Buddha laughing at?"
Something unusual must be going on, and the already guilty-hearted Dragon Girl suddenly became nervous.
Without further explanation, the Buddha Donglai pulled a golden talisman from the groom's chest and slipped it into his sleeve, transmitting his voice:
"Take the groom to see your mistress again, and let her see who he is."
In his opinion, Huang Mei's actions were undeniably cunning and bizarre, but they also had a flaw: the talisman itself!
If Guanyin were to become enraged and suppress Zhu Bajie, and then take away this talisman, she could use it as an excuse to embarrass Huang Mei.
For example, you could trace the source, find the owner of the talisman, and question them about why they interfered in Buddhist affairs.
They helped Huang Mei, but they are being held accountable. Who would feel good about that?
If I feel bad about this, will I be able to help next time?
However, this only happens when one stands idly by.
He put away the talisman, thus eliminating the last potential threat to his audacious yet cunning disciple.
Sudhana was completely astonished.
What does the Buddha from the East mean by these words?
Could it be that the groom isn't Huang Mei?
Before she could react, the Buddha Donglai beside her vanished in a rainbow, without mentioning at all that he had expelled Huangmei from his sect or from Buddhism.
In the inner courtyard.
Although the four saints did not hear the message from the Buddha of the East, they sensed that he had just arrived and left. They were greatly surprised and went out of the room together, heading straight to the front yard.
"Mother-in-law, and the three ladies."
Pigsy looked at the four women with a grin, his lustful desires stirring within him.
Just then, the Dragon Girl transformed back into her maidservant form, landed in the inner courtyard, followed her to the front yard, tiptoed, and whispered something in Zhenzhen's ear.
The fake Guanyin, upon hearing this, changed color and immediately activated her divine eye, looking at the groom, only to see a greasy pig's face...
"Ladies, let us now enter the bridal chamber."
Seeing Zhenzhen's changed expression, Pigsy's heart tightened, and he hurriedly urged her on.
Guanyin was so angry she almost ground her teeth to powder. She strode up to him and slapped him hard across the face.
"Snapped!"
With a crisp sound, Pigsy's ears immediately started ringing, and he saw stars before his eyes.
Guanyin's anger had not subsided, so she began to slap the face repeatedly, causing it to swell up quickly and eventually resembling a pig's head.
"Bang!"
Zhu Bajie took Guanyin's beating head-on, and although his cheeks weren't completely bruised, he was knocked unconscious.
Therefore, when Guanyin calmed down and stopped, his body fell to the ground.
"It was actually him..." Madam Jia exclaimed in surprise.
Guanyin took a deep breath, and with a flick of her hand, summoned several ropes, which she used to suspend and tie the figure to the roof beam.
"So that's why Donglai Buddha left without saying a word; he fell for that scoundrel's trick!"
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