You went on a blind date and presented an A-level wanted criminal as a meeting gift?
Chapter 268 Anticipating Your Predictions! The Ultimate Crushing Strike of a God-Level Switcheroo!
"Bang!!!"
The Nine Dragons Jade Cup slammed heavily onto the hard marble floor with a whooshing sound!
Jack closed his eyes, a twisted and perverse look of vengeful pleasure on his face.
He could almost hear the crisp, melodious sound of the jade shattering, and see Lin Chen's terrified, desperate, and agonizing expression!
however.
A second passed.
The expected "crack" sound of jade shattering did not occur.
Instead, there was a very dull, even slightly elastic sound...
"Thump... plop plop..."
Jack's maniacal laughter froze instantly.
He suddenly opened his eyes, lowered his head, and stared intently at the ground.
The priceless Nine Dragons Jade Cup was not shattered into pieces.
It was simply smashed in two, one half of which bounced comically twice on the ground before rolling to Jack's feet.
At the fractured cut, there was no warm, smooth jade texture, only a white, inferior appearance...
Resin plastic?!
What struck Jack even more as a complete shock was that on the bottom of that half-cup, there was a line of extremely clear pinyin letters:
【Made in Yiwu】
Dead!
The entire exhibition hall fell into a deathly silence!
Jack's brain completely shut down at that moment.
He bent down, trembling, and picked up the half-piece of paper with letters printed on it.
An extremely pungent smell of cheap plastic and chemical glue instantly filled his nostrils.
"What...what is this...?"
Jack's voice trembled like a leaf in the wind, his pupils contracted violently, and his worldview collapsed at that moment!
"Pfft... Hahahaha!"
Lin Chen, who had been watching the show with his hands in his pockets, finally couldn't hold back any longer.
He clutched his stomach and let out an extremely wild and mocking laugh, laughing so hard that tears almost streamed down his face.
"Hahaha! Jack, you idiot!"
"You've been showing off to me all this time with some cheap Yiwu souvenir I bought for ten yuan from a roadside stall?"
"What do you mean by 'a sinner for all time'? What do you mean by 'utterly disgraced'?"
"Holy crap, is your title of 'magician' something you got for free with a phone plan? It's hilarious!"
Every sarcastic remark from Lin Chen was like a resounding slap, landing hard and mercilessly on Jack's face!
"Impossible! This is impossible!!!"
Jack screamed hysterically, smashing the plastic shards in his hand onto the ground like a madman and stomping on them frantically!
"I was watching the security camera the whole time! I clearly saw the security personnel put the real Kowloon Jade Cup in!"
"What on earth is going on?! What did you do?!"
Jack's pride in his intelligence and his supposedly flawless and perfect crimes were nothing more than the clumsy tricks of a three-year-old child in front of Lin Chen!
"Want to know?"
Lin Chen's smile vanished, and his eyes instantly turned extremely cold and arrogant.
"Then I'll let you die knowing why."
Lin Chen slowly walked towards Jack, and the terrifying sense of oppression forced Jack to retreat repeatedly.
"When you hacked up all the city's big screens, declared war on me, and left those three coordinates."
"I knew this might be a diversionary tactic of yours."
"So, after cracking the coordinates, I didn't go to the subway station and the Yip's Building immediately."
A devilish smile curled at the corners of Lin Chen's mouth.
"It took me three minutes to activate the [God-level Disguise Technique]."
"I disguised myself as the museum's curator and swaggered into the security room."
"In front of all the security personnel, under the pretext of 'checking the safety of national treasures,' I used this ten-yuan plastic cup to switch the real Kowloon Jade Cup with a fake one in a blind spot of the surveillance cameras."
Lin Chen casually patted the pocket of his suit pants.
Although he couldn't see it, Jack knew that the real national treasure was lying perfectly intact in Lin Chen's pocket at that moment!
I predicted your prediction!
While you were smugly setting traps, thinking you had everything under control, I had already stolen your home!
This is an absolute dimensional reduction attack on intelligence!
"You...you..."
Jack pointed at Lin Chen, trembling with anger, and made a strange "clucking" sound from his throat.
"puff!"
Extreme anger, humiliation, and despair caused Jack to suffer a stroke, and he actually spat out a mouthful of blood!
Faith collapses!
He had always regarded Lin Chen as his perfect nemesis and wanted to defeat him with the most dazzling magic trick.
But now he realized that in Lin Chen's eyes, he wasn't even a worthy opponent!
He was just a comical clown performing his best in Lin Chen's script!
"Lin Chen! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to take you down with me!!!"
Completely driven mad, Jack let out a beastly roar!
He suddenly pulled a silver Desert Eagle from his waist, the dark muzzle pointed firmly at Lin Chen's forehead!
"Bang!"
Jack pulled the trigger without hesitation!
The immense recoil made his arm go numb, and the gun spat out a deadly tongue of fire half a meter long!
At such close range, Jack believed that even a god couldn't dodge this bullet!
however!
Just 0.01 seconds before Jack pulled the trigger!
"Buzz—!"
The [God-level Danger Perception] deep within Lin Chen's mind instantly issued an extremely stern warning!
"Too slow."
Lin Chen's eyes turned cold, and he unleashed both [God-level Parkour] and [Advanced Body Enhancement] simultaneously!
"Whoosh!"
Lin Chen's body slid to the left in a way that was extremely contrary to human biomechanics, leaving an extremely strange afterimage!
"Whoosh!"
The Magnum bullet, powerful enough to pierce a steel plate, flew past Lin Chen's ear, creating a gust of wind, and slammed into the wall behind him!
He dodged it!
Under Jack's horrified, ghost-like gaze.
Lin Chen had already gotten very close to Jack!
"In your next life, don't do magic tricks again."
A cold voice rang in Jack's ear.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Chen's right fist, carrying extremely terrifying kinetic energy, emitted a piercing sonic boom and slammed hard and without reservation into Jack's abdomen!
"boom!!!"
"Click, click, click!"
Accompanied by a chilling sound of ribs breaking!
Jack's body was like a tattered sack that had been hit by a speeding dump truck; he was sent flying more than ten meters away in an instant!
"Bang!"
Jack slammed heavily against the blast-proof steel wall, then slid to the ground like a lump of mud.
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