You've only been cultivating for a few years, and you're already talking about cultivating
Chapter 10 Cultivators really know how to have fun
The two-headed python stirred up the mist, creating a whistling sound.
The sound of the wind swept through the mountains and forests, through the camps, and into everyone's ears, like a death knell, sending chills down their spines.
The caravan members were huddled together, back to back, with their weapons facing outwards, but the hands holding the weapons were trembling.
Some people started chanting about the blessings of all the gods and Buddhas, some closed their eyes and dared not look, and some were so weak in the knees that they couldn't even stand up.
Then, the two massive, millstone-like heads emerged from the fog.
The left side of his face features handsome features with a touch of femininity, and a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. The right side of his face has sharp angles, a cold gaze, and a hint of ferocity.
Below the two faces were long, snake-like necks that twisted in the mist.
Just those two heads alone are enough to make anyone lose the courage to face them.
Manager Zhou's face was so gloomy it could drip water.
He gritted his teeth, his gaze sweeping across the faces of the people in the caravan, quickly calculating: if the monster made a move, who should he push out first? Who could run the fastest? Who would survive?
Just as he was about to call for someone to sacrifice a pawn to save the chariot, a man stood up.
Qi Fei.
The young man who had been chatting with them the whole way and whom no one had taken seriously stood up.
He walked toward the two enormous snake heads and blocked the caravan's path.
Manager Zhou was stunned.
The caravan members were all stunned.
Qi Fei walked up to the two monsters and stopped.
"Where are the immortal masters around here?" he asked.
The two snake heads exchanged a glance.
The handsome, effeminate-looking head on the left stared at Qi Fei and spoke:
"You are the Immortal Master. The Immortal Master has a clear mind and sharp eyes, and can see through the snake mist. You must be a person who has attained enlightenment and received the true teachings."
Her voice was melodious, with a hint of ingratiation.
In their eyes, Qi Fei was different from everyone else.
The head on the right, with its cold and fierce expression, also said, "We are fortunate to have this opportunity today. We humbly request the immortal master to offer some guidance."
His tone was stiff, but the meaning behind his words was that he was begging him.
Qi Fei stood there, his eyes twitching.
I?
Can someone be called a celestial master after only three years of cultivation?
He turned around and glanced at the caravan members huddled together behind him. They were all deathly pale, staring at him expectantly, as if he were their savior.
He cleared his throat.
"I wouldn't call it giving pointers," he said, "I'd say it's more like exchanging ideas."
The two snake heads exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with surprise.
Qi Fei pointed to another hill in the distance.
"Shall we talk over there?"
"Please, Immortal Master!"
Both heads lowered simultaneously, almost touching the ground. The head on the left said:
"Please, Immortal Master, come aboard us. We will give you a ride."
Qi Fei looked between the two snake heads and saw a wide, spacious fork in the ground, like a natural couch.
Without any hesitation, he strode over and sat down.
It's the perfect size and quite comfortable.
He patted the scales beneath him and called down, "Steward Zhou, I'll be right back!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the two-headed python twisted its body and carried him away into the vast fog.
Manager Zhou stood there, motionless for a long time.
He looked at the white mist, at the two enormous figures disappearing into the mist, and at the person sitting on the snake's head, who was called the "Immortal Master".
Is that Qi Fei?
Qi Fei, who shared dry rations and slept in a dormitory with them all the way, and told them stories and chatted with them at night.
"Manager Zhou..."
Someone tugged at his sleeve.
Manager Zhou turned his head and saw his subordinates looking horrified.
"So, Brother Qi... is he a cultivator?"
Manager Zhou opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single word.
To him, cultivators were all legendary figures, so how could this be?
Qi Fei rode the two-headed beautiful python, passing through layers of mist, and arrived at a secluded valley.
Deep in the valley, a cave dwelling came into view.
The cave entrance wasn't large, but it was kept very clean. Above the entrance, the three characters "Star and Moon Cave" were carved.
Once inside the cave, it was a completely different world.
Stone tables, stone chairs, stone beds, and stone desks are arranged neatly.
In the corner, there were even a few unknown flowers and plants, emitting a faint fragrance. Several paintings of famous figures hung on the wall; although they were covered in dust, their elegance from years past was still evident.
"This is the cave dwelling left behind by the immortal master who enlightened us," the beautiful python head on the left said in a melodious voice.
The beautiful python on the right chimed in, its tone tinged with nostalgia: "Unfortunately, many years ago, that immortal master vanished without a trace. Only we are left here, guarding this cave."
The words had barely left his mouth when a flash of light appeared.
The enormous human head and snake body disappeared, replaced by a slender, two-headed woman.
The woman was tall and slender. Her left profile was filled with affectionate eyes and a touch of allure in every gesture. Her right profile had a cool and aloof air, yet possessed a captivating charm.
The beauty that could make fish sink and geese fall from the sky, and the beauty that could shame the moon and flowers, is nothing short of exquisite. What's even more wonderful is that they have two faces, two different styles, each with its own unique charm.
When viewed together, they offer a unique perspective.
Qi Fei looked at them, his eyes flashing slightly.
A faint light appeared in his eyes. Under the "Shadow Insight," he could clearly see that beneath those two exquisitely beautiful faces was the enormous head of the beautiful python from before.
Beneath that slender figure lies a winding python body.
He watched them approach gracefully.
Her left cheek, with a charming smile, was breathtakingly beautiful, and she reached out to untie his belt.
"Let's... serve the immortal master first."
Qi Fei was startled and jumped back, almost knocking over the stone table.
"What are you doing?!"
The person on the right side of the face paused for a moment, blinked, and said matter-of-factly:
"To serve the immortal master."
The one on the left added, "The previous immortal master really liked our service and even gave us names."
She covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes sparkling.
"My name is Chuixiao."
The woman on the right nodded and gave a charming nod.
"My name is Nuanyang (Warm Sunshine)."
Qi Fei's face turned completely black.
Playing the flute?
Warm sunshine?
Is this "yang" the proper "yang"?
Is that so-called immortal master even legitimate?
Countless years ago, an unknown cultivator came to this Star Moon Cave and enlightened this two-headed beautiful python. Then, he gave them these two names and made them "serve" him in this way.
Well...
Are all cultivators this good at having fun?
As he was thinking, Chuixiao noticed that he didn't move and frowned slightly. That frown was truly beautiful; anyone who saw it would soften their heart.
"Does the Immortal Master not like this?" Her voice was soft, with a hint of grievance.
As they spoke, the two-headed beauty kissed each other, their long tongues glistening with saliva.
Qi Fei: "..."
Luckily, he's not a pervert, otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to control himself and would have become like Xu Xian.
"Doesn't the immortal master know?" Nuanyang said, "That immortal master told us that the root of many problems lies in love and desire."
"Knowing the truth and knowing desires is knowing the Way."
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