Primordial Salted Fish: Starting from Refusing to Join the Demon Clan

In the Northern Darkness there is a fish, its name is Kun. Kun is so large, its size is immeasurable, spanning thousands of miles…

I am Kun, I am Peng, and I am the only one in this vast and boundless world with a dream—the salted fish.

My true form resides year-round in the deepest part of the Northern Sea. Here, the water pressure is like a mountain, and there is no light; not even a shrimp can be found within hundreds of millions of miles.

Quietness is my ultimate pursuit for a good sleep environment.

Since the beginning of time, I have been conceived here. However, the soul inside this shell is that of a miserable office worker from the future who died from overwork.

Because I worked myself to death at my desk in my past life, my only ambition in this life is to lie down and be a complete couch potato!

Since transmigrating into the innate god-demon Kunpeng, my life has been simple and monotonous: eat and sleep, sleep and eat.

A calamity of ferocious beasts? They're fighting to the death, and I'm just drooling over them in my dreams.

The Great Calamity of Dragon and Phoenix? The three races were fighting to the death, and I rolled over and continued snoring.

The conflict between the Dao and the Demonic? What do I care? Just don't wake me up.

Unlike my fellow time travelers who were busy scouring the world for innate spiritual treasures and scrambling for prayer mats at Zixiao Palace, I never even considered adding Nuwa and Houtu to my harem.

In my eyes, those are all causes and effects, troubles, and the biggest stumbling blocks to my grand plan of lying down and settling down!

As long as I remain hidden long enough, even the forces of Heaven cannot touch me.

until today.

I'm having a wonderful dream. I'm lying on a soft couch in the Dabie Mountains, surrounded by eight fairy maidens massaging me, each holding a glass of chilled soda...

Suddenly, a blinding golden light tore through the darkness of the Northern Sea that had lasted for billions of years, piercing straight into my eyelids!

"Kunpeng, Lord of the Northern Sea, receive the decree!"

A sharp, piercing sound, like fingernails scraping a blackboard, instantly shattered my beautiful dream.

I can't stand it! I absolutely can't stand it anymore!

I was furious, and without even opening my eyes, I lazily rolled over.

Boom—!

With this turn, the Northern Sea was instantly engulfed in a raging torrent. Even the demon official who delivered the decree, wielding the water-repelling pearl, was swept up by this terrifying undercurrent and flung to the surface like a cannonball!

The world is peaceful now.

I smacked my lips in satisfaction, ready to continue the dream I had just had.

However, it was less than three breaths.

That annoying voice rang out again, but this time it was trembling and sounded disheveled:

"Kun... Kunpeng! The Eastern Emperor's decree is here; why don't you quickly receive it!"

The demon official, soaking wet and pale-faced, hovered in mid-air, barely maintaining his dignity.

I was too lazy to open my mouth, but a divine thought exploded in his mind like thunder:

"Spit it out! Get the hell out of here! If you dare disturb my sleep again, I'll turn you into sashimi!"

The demon official's face was incredibly colorful in an instant, turning from white to green, then from green to purple, and finally as black as the bottom of a pot.

He had probably never seen such an arrogant recipient of the imperial decree. But relying on the support of the Eastern Emperor, he gritted his teeth, braced himself, and unfurled the golden decree in his hand, loudly reciting:

"By imperial decree of the Demon Emperor Di Jun and His Majesty Donghuang Taiyi:"

The Kunpeng of the Northern Sea is an ancient divine beast, possessing both virtue and talent, yet it has remained dormant for millennia, its full potential untapped.

Now, His Majesty the Eastern Emperor has made outstanding contributions and his power shakes the eight wastelands, and he is in dire need of a mount befitting his status.

This decree commands you to immediately proceed to the Demon Court of the Nine Heavens and submit to His Majesty the Eastern Emperor!

Transform the Kun into the Peng, and follow it into battle to demonstrate the might of Heaven! So be it!

After reading it, he closed the decree, glanced down at me with an arrogant, condescending look in his eyes:

"Aren't you going to accept the imperial decree and express your gratitude?"

I was silent.

It wasn't shock or fear, but rather...it was incredibly funny.

Although I've been eating and sleeping since I transmigrated and have never shown my face in the prehistoric world, have these Golden Crows had their brains melted by the sun?

Do you really think I, Kunpeng, am a pushover?

You want me to be your mount?

Donghuang Taiyi? He's not worthy!

It seems I want to be a nobody, but someone is forcing me to turn things around!

"Donghuang Taiyi...the demon race...good, very good!"

I spoke slowly, my voice echoing in the deep sea, carrying immense power, causing the surrounding waters to tremble.

The next moment, a terrifying aura belonging to the peak of the Great Luo Golden Immortal erupted from my massive body!

In an instant, the extreme cold of the Northern Sea swept in all directions, and the temperature of the entire sea area plummeted by 100 degrees Celsius. Even the water-repelling beads around the demon official's body were covered with a layer of frost.

I slowly lifted that head, which was larger than a mountain range, out of the sea mud.

The sea surged and roared because of my movements, and two rows of sharp teeth, enough to gnaw at Mount Buzhou like sugarcane, gleamed with a chilling light in the darkness.

"Thank you?"

I looked at the trembling demon official with a mocking expression and said, word by word:

"Go back and tell that damned Demon Emperor, and that damned Donghuang Taiyi."

"I, Kunpeng, was born in chaos and grew up in the Northern Darkness. I existed before the heavens were born; I slept before the earth was formed."

"Who do they think they are? They dare to ask me to be their mount?!"

puff!

Under the oppressive aura of a peak Great Luo Golden Immortal, the demon official didn't even have time to scream before his physical body instantly shattered into a blood mist, leaving only a wisp of his broken primordial spirit screaming in terror:

"You...you dare defy the imperial decree? This is a grave offense of disrespect! His Majesty the Eastern Emperor will never let you off!"

"So noisy!"

A flicker of annoyance crossed my eyes, and I casually flicked my tail.

call!

That golden decree, along with that pitiful primordial spirit, was once again swatted away from the Northern Sea like a fly, shooting straight up into the heavens.

"Go back and tell your master!"

I sent out a final warning with my divine sense, the sound reverberating:

"If you bother me again while I'm sleeping, what I'll bring you won't be an imperial edict, but your corpses!"

After all this was done, the waves calmed down.

My massive body sank back into the seabed, found a comfortable position, and the world returned to peace.

"Finally, the trouble is over. Time to go back to sleep."

However, after this experience, I also realized that it's quite difficult to be a pure salted fish in the prehistoric world.

Those two guys, Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi, are clearly not good people.

Although I have never left Beiming in all these years, it's not like I've really done nothing.

After all, to lie down and relax in a dangerous place like the prehistoric world without absolute strength to protect oneself is simply courting death.

The law of cause and effect is something that will come looking for you even if you don't provoke it. Unless you attain enlightenment and achieve complete transcendence, no one can remain unaffected.

My stance is very clear:

I won't offend others unless they offend me. If you don't bother me, I'll continue being a nobody.

But if anyone dares to reach into my Northern Sea and disturb my sleep...

Then don't blame me for showing off my muscles and letting some of those overheated heads cool down completely!

As for how Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi will react, will they be enraged or will they come in full force?

What's it to me?

there is always a solution to a problem.

Now, go back to sleep.

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