Collapse Iron: The Five Heroes of the Clouds Won't Let Me Go

"Aha can't talk about anything~ Aha is just a mask, he has no brains, don't lie to Aha~"

Cheng Xiao took a deep breath and said casually, "By the God of Joy, please stop teasing me. I'll cancel my abilities. Let's pretend you were never here today, okay?"

The mask changed to a crying face again: "You really do look down on Aha. Aha is so incompetent. Aha is so unlikable."

"So what exactly do you want?"

The mask transformed back into a smiling face: "Hahaha~ A new world, a new universe, my God, it must be so much fun! Akivili, oh no, my Akivili, why aren't you here? You missed out on an amazing gift!"

"Aha isn't shards of memory. Aha can't see all of you, but since you're wearing Aha's clothes, Aha just saw so many fragments! Hahahaha!"

Cheng Xiao was really annoyed by the noise, so he asked again, "Aha, tell me your intentions, or I'll just run away alone."

"Don't get excited. Aha isn't Aha, he's just a brainless mask. You're just wearing Aha and making Aha laugh~"

Cheng Xiao breathed a sigh of relief; he could still accept this request.

"In that case, let's make a deal: I can carry you with me, but you can't just pop out anywhere or disturb my current life, okay?"

"Oh, you're so generous! Aha agrees! Aha's going to have a new life!"

After saying this, the mask seemed to have lost its life and stopped moving. If it weren't for the fact that the power of the [Rat] hadn't been withdrawn, Cheng Xiao would have thought that Aha had left.

He tucked the mask into his pocket, and it fit snugly against the inside of his clothes, taking up no space at all, which made Cheng Xiao feel much better.

"It's a blessing in disguise, let's take it one step at a time and hope it doesn't cause any trouble."

However, despite their good intentions, the three-point agreement they had just made was torn up by Aha as if it were a sneeze after they met Jingyuan.

Jingyuan was about to go to Changletian with Chengxiao to buy daily necessities when a quirky black-haired girl suddenly appeared behind him.

"Oh? What's your relationship with Cheng Xiao?"

Jing Yuan was startled: "Who are you?!"

The girl was dressed very flamboyantly, with colorful hearts and stars around her eyes, making her look like an actress in a play.

Upon hearing Jing Yuan's question, the girl pulled out a pair of sunglasses from somewhere and put them on: "Hehehe, shouldn't you give your name before asking someone's name?"

Cheng Xiao quickly checked his chest, and sure enough, the Aha mask was gone!

That idiot! He's so untrustworthy!

Jing Yuan glanced at Cheng Xiao, whose expression had changed, and wondered to himself: [Could it be an acquaintance of my martial uncle?]

"My name is Jing Yuan. Cheng Xiao is my martial uncle. And who are you?"

The girl, Aha, is a little kid the same height as Hanabi, but much more agile than Hanabi.

"My name is Aha! You can call me Wahaha, or Wahaha, or even Little Ha, hahahaha~"

Jing Yuan looked at the girl's unusual mental state and glanced at Cheng Xiao with some doubt.

"Uncle-Master, is this really someone you know? When did you get friends like this? Sharing the same name as Chang Letianjun? Have you gone mad?"

Aha was displeased, and a flashy pistol appeared in his hand: "Jingyuan, I wasn't lying."

Jing Yuan immediately adopted a defensive posture, but his eyes held a hint of concern: "This... uh, little Ha, I suggest you go to the Pill Refining Department to have your head checked. Also, what you're holding isn't a toy, please put it down immediately!"

However, Ahha laughed loudly, and light began to gather at the muzzle of the pistol, just like a laser weapon charging up!

"Junior Uncle, be careful!"

Jing Yuan immediately lunged forward, trying to seize the weapon, but Aha pulled the trigger without hesitation.

boom!

Countless fireworks and confetti exploded, and Jingyuan was completely engulfed by various colorful sparklers.

"Hahaha, what are you doing? Why take it so seriously?"

The passersby who were initially a little nervous realized that it might be some kind of street magic performance. So they all applauded and cheered, since it had really scared them at first.

Jing Yuan had never been so thoroughly fooled before. He immediately decided to start a second round of competition.

As a result, Ahha's movements were agile and strange, and Jingyuan couldn't touch the hem of her clothes no matter how hard he tried.

In the end, Cheng Xiao grabbed Aha by the collar and lifted her into the air.

"Hey, you promised you wouldn't come out!"

"Waaah, Chengxiao, don't be mean to me~ I'm not in human form, am I? I'm not wearing a mask~ I can go back anytime."

"You're playing word games with me!"

"Hehehe, Aha just loves to find loopholes~"

Panting, Jing Yuan ran over and asked, "Uncle-Master! Who exactly is she? I've known you for so long, and I've never seen her before."

"Um, her name is Xiao Ha, you can just call her that. How should I put it, she's a traveler on a path of faith and pleasure."

Jing Yuan smirked, "I can tell. They're definitely having a blast."

Turning my head, I saw Little Ha lying on the rocking chair drinking juice, appearing out of nowhere again.

"Why are you looking at Benha? Do you want a drink too?"

Jing Yuan asked, "Little Ha, right? When did you and your martial uncle meet?"

"Ah~ you mean this? Xiaocheng and I met in a pitch-black room~"

Jingyuan: "A pitch-black room?"

"Yes, he was too rough back then, I told him to be gentle~"

Jingyuan: "With more force? Or less?"

Cheng Xiao: "?"

No, you forced it on his face, and he used the strength of a bull to rip it off. Don't make it sound so weird!

Jing Yuan's eyes lost their luster, and he turned to look at Cheng Xiao with a gloomy expression.

"Uncle-Master, please explain, otherwise I'll have to tell Master my innermost thoughts tonight."

Cheng Xiao broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly explained, "That's my usual research lab. The lights are a bit dim. Oh, and I was just pulling something out of nowhere. It had absolutely nothing to do with her!"

Jingyuan believed in Chengxiao's character, but Xiaoha spoke up again:

"Wow, there are so many details. Sorry, I don't remember our first meeting as vividly as you do~ When you were pulling on my body, hmm~"

Jingyuan: "???"

Cheng Xiao: "!!!"

"Uncle-Master, I need a perfect explanation."

"Hey Xiao Ha! You better talk properly! Otherwise, our contract is void! I'll just blow you up!"

Little Ha had changed into a noble outfit, and even his hair had been dyed gold at some point.

"Anyway, Jingyuan, right? When I met Chengxiao, I had never even heard of you. You're just a newcomer."

"So, you weren't the one who took Cheng Xiao's first time, you little rascal!"

Jingyuan: "You've been provoking me all along!"