Collapse Iron: The Five Heroes of the Clouds Won't Let Me Go

Yunhua has been very troubled lately.

His disciple Danzhu had developed a rebellious streak and was becoming increasingly disliked by him.

"Master, how old are you? Why aren't you getting married and starting a family? Are you going to keep drifting along? You're practically an old relic on this Immortal Ship!"

Yunhua was so embarrassed she almost scratched out a three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment with her toes.

Is he, a grown man, supposed to tell his female disciple, "Master, is this what it means to be a womanizer without getting a single petal on you?"

What's so good about getting married? You lose your freedom. If you don't get married, you'll be out smelling wildflowers every day.

Do you really think everyone is like Cheng Xiao, that unfortunate soul, locked up by several women?

Although it might not seem like a bad deal, Yunhua couldn't accept that kind of life.

"Um... how should I put it? Your master is a Sigma man, not interested in women, only wanting to study medicine and repay the Immortal Ship."

Danzhu said jokingly:

"I think it's because nobody likes you, Master."

"What! Danzhu, you can question my medical skills, but you absolutely cannot question my masculine charm!"

Danzhu rolled her eyes, took out the jade tablet, and clicked on a link.

"The matchmaking corner in Xianzhou is holding an event recently, Master, would you like to go check it out?"

"No way, no way! What kind of awful place is that? Don't get me into trouble!"

"Master, are you shy? It's alright, your disciple will help you make the contact."

Yunhua was anxious, but Danzhu insisted that he was just shy.

"Master, why don't you take a look at the list of women you're going to meet and their photos? You're sure to find one you like."

"I said I won't..."

Yunhua glanced at the book Danzhu handed her, and wow, the women in it were all as beautiful as flowers.

"But then again, I'm the one who's on the blind date, so I can give my own advice. Just to be clear, I'm just looking around, I'm not interested."

Yunhua calmly accepted the booklet, which resembled a photo album, and coughed lightly a few times.

"Alright, I need to study medical books now. Go play by yourself."

Danzhu suppressed a laugh; this old man was quite amusing.

If it weren't for the fact that the appearance of the Immortal Boat people doesn't change, Yunhua would probably be a very old man with a long beard by now.

"Master, you're really not interested? Fine, fine, I'll be going then~"

Danzhu left, and Yunhua hurriedly closed the door, turning the pages one by one, the sound of swallowing saliva constantly ringing out.

"Wow, are the quality of blind dates this high these days? Is it a scam?"

"No, no, this is a fairy ship, how could we possibly use those 'photo-shopped' tricks from the company?"

"Hehehe~ That figure, those big waves..."

"What are you looking at?"

A voice rang in Yunhua's ears, and Yunhua was startled and jumped up and down in fright.

"Holy crap! Cheng Xiao, you scared me to death! Where did you come from, you brat?!"

Cheng Xiao didn't answer. He was focused on efficiency and simply teleported in. He didn't expect to see Yun Hua laughing in a sinister way like a pervert.

Once the [Pig] talisman was activated, the book that Yunhua had hidden in her hand was completely exposed.

"Well, you little rascal, you've been secretly reading imperial books again. No wonder you're always so red-faced and swollen!"

"Bullshit! Do you think I'm that kind of person? I study medicine, why would I read this kind of stuff!"

"Then what are you holding in your hand? Take it out and embarrass yourself in front of everyone."

Yunhua was in a panic. How could he explain this? A blind date? What kind of decent person would secretly look at photos of a blind date?

Forget it, Cheng Xiao is a good brother anyway, one of our own, so let's just go for it.

Just as Yunhua was about to confess, Danzhu's voice came from outside the door.

"Master, I forgot to bring a certain herb. I'm coming in."

Yunhua panicked. He had just finished showing off, and if Danzhu caught him red-handed, wouldn't he lose face big time?

He quickly stuffed the photo album into Cheng Xiao's arms.

"Good bro! Help me hide this. One of the women up here could become my wife. For my sake, you can't let anyone else know!"

Cheng Xiao was puzzled, but seeing Yun Hua so serious, could it be that the clouds had parted and the prodigal son had returned home?

Yunhua quickly opened the door to deal with Danzhu, but when she looked back, Chengxiao was gone, along with his photo album.

Phew, Chengxiao is still the most reliable and powerful.

Danzhu playfully pushed Yunhua away, saying he was going to get a medicinal herb, but his eyes kept scanning the room.

"Oh dear, Master, where did the matchmaking guide I gave you go?"

Yunhua straightened his clothes, his expression becoming solemn, like a Buddha who had been fasting for a hundred years.

"As your master said, form is emptiness. As a Sigma man, these things are nothing but rosy bones. Those books were burned long ago, what's the point of keeping them!"

Danzhu didn't believe Yunhua's nonsense at all. The woman in the picture was a beauty she had carefully selected for her master, and she was hoping to have another master's wife soon.

But after searching and searching, I couldn't find even a single page of the book.

Good heavens, has Master really changed his ways?

"Alright, Master, you are truly devoted to the Immortal Ship. I admire you. However, all the women on board are virtuous. If you are interested, I will still help you make some connections."

Yunhua was overjoyed, but her expression remained unchanged.

"Is that so? Then I'll have to trouble you, my disciple. Master really should find a virtuous wife to help manage the household."

Danzhu left with doubts, while Yunhua sneered, "You have bait, I have an empty city strategy!"

......

With Cheng Xiao's abilities, he can become invisible, intangible, and fly at extremely high speeds, disappearing in an instant.

"It looks like we'll have to deal with Yunhua for a while. Let's return it to him tomorrow."

Cheng Xiao returned home and flipped through the photo album. The women in the photos were indeed all stunningly beautiful.

"Yunhua will choose someone from here to be his wife? Not bad, when did that old man's taste become so good?"

Cheng Xiao casually tossed the photo album onto the bedside table. He was originally going to the Dan Ding Si to get medicinal herbs to brew potions, so he might as well just go and get it directly. Yun Hua was probably dealing with Dan Zhu right now.

Just as Cheng Xiao left, Jing Liu, who had finished training with the Yunqi Army, returned home.

Sweat soaked his robes, and Jingliu washed up without saying a word.

After changing into a bathrobe and walking out of the bathroom, I sat on the bed and dried my wet white hair.

"Um?"

Jingliu's eyes were incredibly sharp; the books beside the bed immediately caught his eye.

The cover features a beautiful woman with an alluring figure.

It goes without saying what kind of book this is.

Jingliu picked it up with trembling hands, opened the homepage, and slowly browsed through it, then flipped through it faster and faster.

Frost instantly formed on the walls of the room, and the photo album in his hand was gripped tightly.

I was about to tear it up, but then I thought, wouldn't that mean there would be no evidence left?

Jingliu glanced again at those alluring and seductive photos, finding them affected, pretentious, and immoral!

The jade tablet was opened, and the mirror streams began to connect one by one.

"Everyone who has something to do, put down what you're doing and prepare for a family meeting!"

[Danfeng]: What's wrong? Why make such a fuss? How old are you and still can't be calm?

【Mirror Flow】: [Photo], found on Ah Xiao's bedside.

【Danfeng】: It's time for the five dragons to rule together.

[Yingxing]: I'll be right back.

[Bai Heng]: That's interesting. One fox spirit is enough.

[Jingyuan]: My uncle would rather watch this kind of stuff than be with me... How infuriating!

He deserves to be punished daily!

Aha: "This is so much fun!"