Chinese entertainment industry in disarray? Hollywood goddess welcomes strict father!
Chapter 36: A verbal battle between super big shots, are you sure it's not just kids arguing?
"You mean Alonso, right?"
After listening to the eldest princess's translation, the blonde beauty explained with a smile, "She's the head of Marvel, and she's very busy every day. She doesn't need to personally participate in non-Marvel film and television works."
"And I... I am Willow, Iger's wife, and I am the producer for Disney's distribution and release of 'Shanghai Bund'!"
Lu Lin nodded in realization: "Oh, it's your sister-in-law. No wonder she's so beautiful."
The blonde beauty beamed with delight at the compliment, then handed him her phone, which was still on the line, indicating that Aiger was still waiting for him.
Lu Lin held the phone in one hand, which was being used for the live stream, and took the phone from the blonde mature woman in the other. He turned on speakerphone and said, "Hello, Brother Aiger..."
"Fuck you~!"
Before Lu Lin could even finish his greeting, Disney CEO Iger on the other end of the line was already swearing: "Fuck you damn Chinaman! Fuck all the damn Chinamen!"
Lu Lin frowned upon hearing this and retorted, "You like fuck that much? Your wife is right here beside me, should I strike first and fuck her?"
The eldest princess, who was translating for him from behind, almost burst out laughing when she heard him arguing with the other person in such an unserious manner.
I could only lower my head and force myself to suppress my laughter, my shoulders twitching so hard I couldn't translate properly at all.
With nearly ten million viewers already in the live stream, the live stream was even more captivating as the real-time audio translation was displayed, causing the chat to explode with a dense barrage of comments.
[Hahaha... This Chinese guy is such a swearer...]
I finally understand why Chinese netizens like to call him "Big Ghostly Beast" kkkk
This Chinese guy is really weird, but the blonde mature beauty is definitely worth fucking!
Damn, are people in the upper class really this vulgar?
My romanticized view of the upper class has shattered completely.
Don't let your imagination run wild, because people in high positions are human too, and most of them are even bad!
[Not that few, you should say they are all 100% damned villains!]
This is so interesting... But why did Disney CEO Iger criticize him?
Is it strange that Disney, having spent tens of billions of dollars to acquire Marvel Entertainment, is unable to turn a profit and is therefore criticizing the Chinese?
……
……
Meanwhile, outside the live stream room.
Disney CEO Iger was probably watching the live stream too, so the eldest princess didn't need to translate anymore and continued yelling into the call: "You damn yellow-skinned monkey, you dare touch my Willow, I'll kill you right now!"
Lu Lin wasn't going to put up with him at all. He handed the phone, which was still on the line, to the eldest princess behind him, freeing one hand to put his arm around the voluptuous waist of the blonde beauty beside him. With the other hand, he held up the phone that was broadcasting live and said, "I'm touching it now, what are you going to do about it?"
Then, he said to the blonde beauty in his arms, "Sister-in-law, give me a kiss... um, just a kiss on the cheek, not on the lips... mmm~!!!"
Before he could finish speaking, the blonde mature woman excitedly silenced him with her red lips.
Clearly, this blonde beauty could understand his Chinese without needing the princess to translate, which is absolutely ridiculous.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey..."
Lu Lin, his face full of disgust, pushed away the lustful blonde woman and spat several times on the ground.
Then, barely managing to suppress his speech, he looked at the live stream camera, flashing his bright white teeth stained with lipstick, and said, "See? My sister-in-law even kissed me on the lips! What can you do about it?"
Iger: "..."
Aiger was so angry he couldn't speak, only able to gasp for breath. After a long while, he finally managed to choke out, "Don't think I don't know you're gay. You can't make me angry!"
Lu Lin: "..."
Now it was Lu Lin's turn to be speechless.
He has not been close to women for more than ten years. Outsiders may not know this, but insiders can find out easily. It is normal for them to think of him as gay.
but!
This is a live stream, and the number of viewers has exceeded ten million. You're just spouting nonsense and ruining my reputation.
"Gay? I think you're the gay one! Otherwise, why would your wife be so horny? I asked her to kiss my cheek, and she kissed my lips instead. You must have been starving her!"
Lu Lin truly understands the essence of arguing: he only attacks and never defends, going all out.
Aiger, realizing he had found a point of attack, launched a full-on offensive retort: "If you're not gay, then why did you spit on me after Willow kissed you? You are gay!"
Lu Lin continued his barrage of attacks: "I'll fucking kill her in a minute. When she gets home, you can ask her if I'm gay or not!"
Iger: "Go ahead and fuck her right now if you dare!"
Lu Lin: "Fuck it, I'll turn off the live stream right now, fuck it!"
Iger: "..."
……
……
In the live stream room.
Is this really not just a children's argument?
[Damn those upper-class people, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha...]
Please don't turn off the live stream, I'm begging you!
Yes, we want to watch the live stream!
[I suggest you switch to Pixiv for live streaming; I'll definitely donate!]
So, is this China guy really gay?
[There is a certain resemblance. If Lu Da Guichu (a derogatory term for a man who is extremely eccentric) is gay, then he would truly be the sexiest gay man in the world!]
[Like a hammer, Lu the Great Demon was disgusted by this white woman's drool...]
Being kissed was truly disgusting; who knows if this white woman has any diseases...
Honestly, even if I were given the chance, I'd still find this white woman unattractive. Fuck me, but a kiss is fine...
[Fuck you, are all Chinese people this racist?]
[Damn China guys, I thought you were all so knowledgeable, turns out you're so annoying...]
……
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Outside the live stream room.
Seeing that Lu Lin was about to shut down the live stream, Aiger finally chickened out. He reluctantly stopped arguing with Lu Lin and instead said coldly, "You're finished. I'm going to make sure all the theaters that Disney partners with pull your 'Shanghai Bund' from their shelves!"
"The same goes for Warner Bros. and a few other studios; we're going to join forces to ban your movies from theaters!"
Lu Lin said quietly, "I'm putting this out there now: if 'Shanghai Bund' has less than 50% of screenings in North America during its opening weekend and fewer than 5,000 theaters, I will hold you responsible."
"Actually, I'm already holding you guys responsible for Martin Scorsese's situation, because I said I didn't want any official or unofficial obstacles to disrupt the global release of 'Shanghai Bund.' If you haven't done that, you don't deserve to be my friends."
Iger: "..."
Iger chickened out again.
There's really no way I can resist being a coward.
Old Martin, incited by their brokers, has now figured out just how unreasonable Lu Lin's counterattack is.
A perfectly good movie, and China simply won't let it be shown; the loss is enormous!
After a long pause, Iger softened his tone and said, "Help me revive Marvel, and we'll still be friends!"
Lu Lin scoffed: "You have never been my friends, and you are even less worthy of being my friends now."
"So, reviving Marvel is one thing, but what you should be thinking about now is how to prevent me from destroying the theatrical industry."
"If you appease me, I'll give you a month. We'll talk again after 'Shanghai Bund' is taken off the screens."
"Otherwise, starting tomorrow, home-use 3D holographic projection devices will be available for sale worldwide!"
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